Bandon recorder., November 30, 1889, Image 3

A MOST REMARKABLE MEMORY.
Nicholas llnffmiui Handle» 500 Hats a Day
Without Malting a Mlatake,
Why We Are Right-Handed.
MR. AND MRS. BOWSER.
Primitive man, being by nature a
fighting animal, fought for the most
part at first witli his great canino teeth,
his nails, and his lists; till in process of
timo he added to those early and nat­
ural weapons the further persuasions
of a club or shillulah. He also fought,
is Darwin lias conclusively shown, in
the main for the possession of the la-
lies of his kind against other members
of his own sex and species. And if
you fight you soon learn to protect the
most exposed and vulnerable portion
of your body. Or, if you dou’t, natu­
ral selection manages it for you by
killing you off as an immediate conse­
quence.
To tho boxer, wrestler, or hand to
baud combatant tliut must vulnerable
portion is undoubtedly the heart. A
hard blow, well delivered on tlie left
breast, will easily kill or, at any rate,
<tuu eveu a strong man. Hence, from
an early period men have used the
right hand to fight with and have em­
ployed the left arm chiefly to cover tlie
heart nnd to parry a blow aimed ill
that specially vulnerable region. And
when weapons of offeuse aud defense
supersede mere fists aud teeth it is
tlie right hand that grasps the spear
or sword, while tlie left holds over
tlie heart for defuuse tlie shield or
buckler.
From this simple origin, then, the
whole vast difference of right and left
in civilized life takes its beginning.
At, first, no doubt, the superiority of
the right hand was only felt in the
manner of lighting. But that alone
gave it a distinct pull, and paved tlie
way, at last, for the supremacy else­
where. For when weapons came into
use, the habitual employment of the
right hand to grasp the spear, sword,
or knife made the nerves or muscles of
tlie right side far more obedieut to the
control of tlie will than those of the
left. The dexterity thus acquired by
the right—see how the word "dexteri­
ty" implies this fact—made it more
natural for the early hunter and ar­
tificer to employ the same hand pref­
erentially in the manufacture of hint
hatchets, bows and arrows, and all the
other manifold activities of savage
life. It was tlie hand with wfiich he
grasped liis weapon: it was therefore
the band with which he chipped it. To
tlie end, however, tne riglit hand re­
mains especially “the hand in which
you hold your knife;” and that is ex­
actly how our owu children to this day
decide the questiou which is which,
when they begin to know their right
hand from their left for practical pur­
poses. — Coruhill's Magazine.
Sa»i Trial® of the Faithful Spouse Over Mr.
li.*® Wardrobe.
are too large, kick over a chair and de­
clare your desire to murder some one.
If too small, kick over two chairs aud
lay it to me.
"7. In changing vour clotlies, get
your suspenders twisted, leave your
shirt bunched uu at the shoulders, nnd
snap off ns many buttons as possible.”
1 had intended those signs for Mr.
Bowser's eves alone, and I fully expect­
ed a national calamity when he came
down and hade his friend good night. 1
was disappointed, however. He looked
nt me benignly, walked up and down
for a while and tlieu observed:
"Mrs. Bowser, before we were mar­
ried 1 had a long talk with your mother."
“Yes."
"She told me that you bad never been
called upon to exercise Judgment or re­
sponsibility, mid that 1 would tied you a
very great burden."
“Thanks, Mr. Bowser.”
‘But I agreed to bear with you and be
patient, and so I shall. Twenty years
hence you may know something about
housekeeping mid a wife's duty towards
her husband's wardrobe. It's a time
to wait, but I will be patieut. Perhaps
Ibis is my mission ou earth, mid is what
the Lord wills me to do. Go ahead.
Mrs. Bowser, and be Just as mean as
you can, mid do everything to hurt my
feelings. 1 shall do my duty and uever
let the world know how 1 suffer."— De­
troit Free Free».
The Eyes of Peruvian Mumrulee.
A man came to the Inquirer office
yesterday with a handful of what
looked like dull reddish golden eye­
balls. They were of various sizes.
“Do you know what these are?" said
he. “You will never guess nor do I
believe there are many persons in
Philadelphia who can teil you. They
are taken from the mummies of tho
Incas of Peru. When I was stationed out
there some years ago, when iu the naval
service, I got a wiiolo lot of them.
The mummies were thrown up aud iu
»onio cases destroyed by seismio con­
vulsions. There are thousands of them
about, pnrticulary near Arequipa.
These that I show you are taken from
the skull and are believed to be tho
real eyes of the Iucas, aud are respect­
ed as such. The women wear them
made up into necklaces, scarf-pins,
and other articles of jewelry. As a
matter of fact, however, they are
really tho eyes of tho octopus or devil
fish. They nre thoroughly desiccated
or rather mummified by tho air, nud
were put iu ages ago to take tho placo
of the natural eyes, wnicli the abo­
rigines found would not lust in that
climate. Iu having them set as a piece
of jewelry you must be cautious. The
workmen iu trimming
them down
3
must beware of gottiug any dust in
any cut he may have. If bo doos so,
blood-poisoning is sure to sot in and
tho termination may likely bo fatal,
by the way,” continued the ex-uaval
office, “I'll tell you a queer thing hap­
pened down there. I have no doubt
you recollect the great tidal wave of
about twenty years ago. The United
States store ship Fredonia was sunk,
and the man of war Wateree lifted
bodily aud deposited several milos in­
land, crossing a railroad iu its flight.
When it was proposed to got her on
tho beach again tho natives wanted
such an exorbitant sum for cutting out
about the railroad that the «chemo
was abandoned.
Some timo after­
ward anothor earthquake took place
which again lifted tho Wateree bodily,
carried her back over the railroad
tracks, and deposited her on the beach.
It was found, however, that her con­
dition was such that it would not pay
to do anything with her, so sho was
loft to rot and be broken up by tho in­
habitants."— Philadelphia Inquirer.
lien I got home
There is a famous young man at the
l.‘ from mother's tbe
Huffman House, and his name is Hoff­
other
afternoon
man, says the New York S«». This
TUFF STITCH.
Mr. Bowser was
is, however, only a coincidence, for lie
No. 8. S tar S ihtch .—Make a chain
walkiug up and
is not named after the house and the
of the required length. Take up tlie
down the sitting
house is not named after him. His
tirsl live stitches by putting the hook
room like a caged
full name is Nicholas Hoffman. Ho is
through four loops of the chain, one
19 years old, aud lie lias been engaged
lion. As be was
after another, nud drawing the (bread
through, keening all live on the needle.
for the past three years taking charge
an Lour ahead of
Then draw them into a circle or •'star.”
of tlie hats of men who pass into the
bis usual time I
by putting the thread over the ueedle
dining-room, lie is a tall, sprightly,
was naturally as­
ami drawing through nil at once, and
soft-voiced young fellow, and the re­
tonished, nnd us lie looked bo stern nnd
then drawing the thread through the re­
markable facility that lie lias acquired
dignified. I was fearful that some mis­
maining stitch.
ill disposing of men's hats has made
fortune had occurred.
in making the next star, count tlie
him tlieobjectof much curiosity among
stitch already on tho needle ns one,
“Anything wrong, Mr. Bowser?" I
Hoffman House guests. At a moderate
make the second stitch by putting the
tn mi aged to ask.
estimate he handles about 600 lists a
needle through the tiny hole formed by
He halted, folded his hands under his
day without cheeks, aud he hns not
drawing together the first live stitches,
coat-tails, mid balancing himself on bis
made a mistake in two years. Ho lias
bring the thread through as before;
heels and toes alternatively, he replied:
been four years at this particular
make the third stitch in tlie same way,
“Mrs. Bowser, this is tbe last straw—
work, having been employed at tlie
in back of last stitch of star, fourth and
the very last."
same business one year in Delmonieo’s.
fifth stitches in chain, draw together ns
“Why, what have I done?”
His fame as a hat handler has spread
previously directed and repeat to the
“I bad an invitation to attend a ban­
so far that he has liad several offers to
end of tlie row.
quet of the B. N. G. Club, aud was
go to summer hotels for the purpose oí
down to deliver an address. I came
bundling lints.
borne to get ready, and, lol what do 1
“What is the first thing you notice
find?”
about a man whose hat you have to
“Robbers in the bouse?”
put. away?” he was asked the other
"Not much! No robber with any
uay.
sense iu bis head would cumo to this
“First his face. I look at him full
house! It would take him a week to
THE ART OF, CROCHETING.
find anything! I go up stairs to get a
in the face, so that I shall know him
clean shirt, collar, etc., but nothing of A.n Introduction to the Stltche® at the
. again.”
V ouii U h tlon of tlie Art.
tbe sort can be found. I come down
“How do you identify him with his
STAR STITCH.
and ask the cook to see if my Sunday
Crocheting is pretty generally under­
hat? Do you look at tho name of tlie
clothes nre in tbe Ilnur barrel, hut she stood, says the Youth » Companion, but
Break tlie thread and begin the second
maker?”
looks in vain. 1 go to the telephone there are many to whom tlie art is still a row same as tlie first, starting with a
“No; that would bo but a slight guide,
nnd ask the coni tnnn if he saw them in
chain of three stitches to keep the edge
because most of our guests have fash­
the basement when be put iu the last mystery. For these this article is print­ straight. Iu order to repeat without
ionable hats made by- a few makers.
ton, but he can't remember. You, of ed. In crocheting hold your needle and breaking the threa I. chain three nt the
Wf course, if a man has a hat with any
course, have no knowledge of them. wool as lightly as possible. Hold your end of Ilia row. turn, one dou blc crochet
peculiarity, if it is very old or very
You can't any whether they are iu tlie needle iu your right band, but keep it in middle of second alar, chain one,
new, or an odd shape, or lias anything
oat-bin iu the barn, or packed away iu free from everything else; do not even double crochet in middle of next star
peculiar about it. that would at once
the garret for a rat's nest."
allow the fingers of this hand to rest and continue to the eml of tlie row,
attract my attention. The main guide
“Mr. Bowser, have you been drink­
upon the work. Do not wear tight working the next row of stars the saiuo
that 1 liaye is tlie size and shape of the
as the first on chain.
ing?”
head. By long practice 1 cau size up
“Have I been drinking! That’s just sleeves or finger-rings; have your arras
a man’s hat pretty quickly.”
like a woman! When she gets cornered free. Do not wind the wool—use it from
Lovely Woman.
“Have you no guide as to the time a
she throws out just such insults to hide the skein; but if you must wind it. do
Woman 11
man goes into tlie dining-room as to
her owu short-comings. It's a wouder not make it into a bull, but wind it soft­
probably called
whereto find his hat?’’
I don’t come home drunk mid wipe out ly and lightly from the thumb to the
tbe "Sunday of
this family. Mrs. Bowser, 1 demand to little finger of the left hand.
“Yes, there is a general guide. I
The
know what you huve done with my
man"
because
put those tliat come in first in regular
stitches
here
explained
are
the
"funda
­
clothes."
order on tlie top rack. I have four
she goes to
mentals,"
aud
a
girl
having
become
eftl
“They are upstairs, unless you have
racks, aud till in so that the last hats
church while he
cient in them may then move on to the
sold or giveu them away.”
go on the bottom rack. If they all came
stays in bed.—
“No more insults, please Come up- more difficult branches of the art:
out in the same order that tliev go in
Boston Gazette.
stairs, and show me, for instance, where
No. 1. T he C hain .—Twist the end
there would be no trouble, but ovjs
It is said that
my
shirts
nre.
”
of
the
thread
around
the
hook,
forming
man takes half an hour and another an
women live lou-
“
Very
well.
We
shall
find
them
in
a
loop;
take
up
tho
thread
and
draw
hour. Sometimes I return a hat from
ger than men.
the second drawer of your bureau, through this loop, making the first
tlie bottom rack before the last one is
where they have been for tbe last two stitch; draw thread through the stitch
But this is ob­
gone from tlie top rack.”
years.’ ’
thus formed;, as directed, to make the
viously a mis-
"When a man comes out of the din­
"1'11 bet you a million dollars to a second stitch, and continue to the length ake, for you seldom see a six foot wo­
DEALER IN
ing-room you first remember about tlie
cent."
required. The ciiniti is a series of loops, man.— Danville Breeze.
time lie went in?”
“Come on.”
each drawn through the one preceding
"Women must have been happy in
“That’s it, for by that I have a gen­
We went upstairs to the bureau and I
eral idea of whereto find his bat. But
the time of Noah.” "Why so?" "Be­
Music anil Musicians.
pulled out the drawer and there lav five
to pick out the right liat is entirely an
cause it took along time to grow old in
clean shirts, just where I had placed
There are souls for music in people them as they came from the laundry two
eilort of memory.”
those days.”— Boston Gazette.
who, the moralists believe, have uo days before.
“Do you never use checks?”
Women often do tlie wrong thing. If
souls
at
all,
or
have
lostihem,
says
the
“Yes. 1 used them for a while at
“But they were not there an hour
a woman has a number 7 foot and the
Cedar Flooring, Ceiling and Rustió
San
Francisco
Chronicle.
Perhaps
the
ago." protested Mr. Bowser.
Delmouico's, aud we have them here
shoe-dealer says she can wear a number
Manufactured to order.
"But they were. How could they be
for strangers, who occasionally do not simplest proof of a soul for music may
8 shoe, she's very apt to put her foot iu
like to give tip their hats without be stated as the ability to collect or anywhere else. In this other drawer
— Yonkers Statesman.
checks, as they are afraid they will uot the willinguess to pay $1 for a coucert. are your socks, neckties, cuffs aud col­
Order. Promptly Filled For All Kinds of
And in tlie cases of people who sing lars. See?”
get the right hats back again.”
She Meant the Ollier Mr. Jones.
"I see, but that drawer was empty
Rough Lumber.
in or go to places where admission is
“Why not use checks?”
1. THE CHAIN. 2. SINGLE CROCHET.
He had never seen a telephone—you
“Because it takes too much time. free the existence of the soul for music half an hour ago.”
No; 2. S ingle crochet .—Or. as it b -can see bow old the story is. He <ijid
The i-eisiH^ieeessi^^^^^^lp-^e1aJL- Jgy ha^-bted. • 1 But jJio-iH-i.igssion.,__ "And in this closet is your Sunday
at any
‘Seof Vi’“1’. ’n n"‘ ptB,‘* Ar* sometimes called, '"slip" or "mitten never seen a telephone, and his friend
of music is uTiTile anywhenT
anywhere,
J
’
.
.
J
unii growing
lyrnwintr blind,
blind
Mr BowuerT
R owmi 'I? ”
you
Mr.
stitch."
is so simple as to scarcely need was showing him how it worked. It
out cheTOW^BgfflB
them by time. Musin tells a very good story
illustration. Having a stitch on the
on
the
subject.
He
wcut
into
one
of
mistaking niimbeW
needle, put the book through the work was in his office. He culled up his
“Of course you recognize tlie hats of those variety places in tlie basement
loop of chain nud draw the thread house and the wife came to the tele­
BANDON, COOS COUNTY, OREGON,
where the girls who sing bestow their
regular guests easily.”
phone.
the loop and stitch at once.
ROOT. WALKER, Prop.
“Yes; but they are constantly chang­ society upon tlie audience between ap­
“My dear, Mr. Jones is here, and I
No. 8. D ouble S titcii . — Having
ing wytli the seasons, so that I must all pearances on the stage and serve
made tbe foundation chain, turn the have asked him to come up to dinner."
jAn Lewin’ old otand.
work, draw the thread through the
the tilnu keep on learning new hats. drinks. There was a small party of
Then he turned to Mr. Jones and said:
third stitch from tlie needle, take up the
When the summer hatscome in I must them, and when they were joined by
“Put your ear to that und you’ll bear
some of tlie ladies Musin promptly or­
thread again and draw through both her answer.”
begin all over again.”
Headquarters or 8eafaier«, Eteemtiat
dered the refreshments. They came,
stiches at once. In working double
He did. and this was the answer:
“What hours do you work at it?’’
Men and Travelers.
crochet, chain three at beginning of
“Now. John, I told you I would never
“One day I come on at 7 and work were handed round, and Musin pulled
each row, proceeding as with tho first have that disagreeable wretch in my
until 11 A. M., until breakfast is over. out his money to pay for them, when
house again.”
Then 1 go away until 5 P. M.. and I one of the youug ladies put her hand
Lalol Sun ¡•'rancheo and County Paper».
“What win that!” spoke out Mr.
work from 5 P. M. to 1 A. M. The on his arm.
Billiard».
Jones.
Women are quick. A man
“I beg your pardon, M. Musin, but
next day I work from 11 A. M. to 9
would have simply backed away from
P. M., straight. That brings me hero we artists never charge one another."
tlie telephone and said no more, She
There is one serious trouble about a
every dinner hour. I never miss a din­
took in the situation in a second when
soul for music. It is not always relia­
ner.”
WK WENT TO THE BUREAU.
she heard the strange voice, and quick
ble. It is apt to make mistakes. There
“Do you do tliis all alone?”
“There is some dark mystery connect­
as a tliisli came back tbe sweetest kind
“No; there is another boy, Alfred is a lady of high culture and refine­ ed with all this, Mrs. Bowser, mid I will
of a voice:
Gautier, 24 years old. lie helps on ment who is sorry sho did not let her not rest until I unravel it. I spent o
“Why, Mr. Jones, how do you do? I
soul
for
music
take
a
look
at
the
hotel
the other side, and has been three
good half hour looking for my things,
thought my husband meant another Mr.
register
before
she
spoke.
She
is
proud
years handling hats. Each of us kuows
but not one single article could I find.”
Jones. Do come up to dinner. I shall
which hats we take, and as lie is a lit­ and deservedly so of her musical taste,
“Because you rushed upstairs nnd
be glad to see you."—«Sun Francisco
2.
DOUBLE
CROCHET.
4.
TREBLE
CROCHET.
but
she
does
not
feel
quite
so
sure
of
tle shorter than 1 am it is easy tor the
went into tbe spare room just like n lot
Chronicle.
it as she did. There was a groat vio­ of other husbands. Of course you did!
No. 4. T reble C rochet —Having 11
guests to tell which of us took their linist in town and everybody was talk­
stitch
on
the
needle,
put
tlie
thread
ovei
Tlie Mvlonium Hai« Cornei
Bee? Every drawer in the spare room
hats. The rule is that we both handle
ns for another stitch, insert tlie hook in
ing
about
him.
bureau
bus
been
pulled
out.
and
tbe
hats each day without mistakes, and
the work, draw tlie thread through, take
“Have you been to hear him yet?" a clothes press door is wide open I”
the regular guests have no hesitancy
“Mrs. Bowser, don't try to get out of up the thread again and draw it through
friend asked this lady.
in letting us take their hats, because
“No, I have not been able to go; but it this way! Mv eyesight is still good, two of tlie three stitciies then on tlie
tiiey know they will get them back
I don’t mind that, because I hear him nnd when I see an empty drawer I know needle; take up the thread again and
when they come out. Gautier speaks
it is not full of shirts. I have lost an draw it through tlie two stitciies which
French nnd German, aud acts as inter­ every day."
hour looking for my things, and uow 1 remain. If working on a chain, ns illus­
“Every day? How is that?"
preter for the house.”
trated, insert the hook at starting in tlie
“Well, he has the rooms just below cannot go to the banquet.”
“Do you remember names as well as
He went downstairs nnd called up fiflh stitch of chain from needle.
mine, and he practices every morning,
No. 5. S hort treble crochet .—Like
faces and hats?”
Shipping and Forwarding.
and I open my window aud listen, and some one by telephone and said:
“Yes. Of course there is some trou­
“I can’t be there this evening, My tlie treble crociiet, except that the thread,
it is so delightful. He has such a love­ shirts, collars and clothes have all been instead of being taken up twice and
ble with foreign names, but I can gen­
ly violin.”
mislaid by my wife, and I only found drawn up through two alitches nt n
Have on band and are receiving by
erally repeat it as I hear it. if not cor­
“The rooms below!” said a third
rectly, at least near enough to be re­ friend. “The rooms below are occu­ them a moment ago. Very sorry, but time, is drawn through nil three stitches
every vessel
at
once.
(See
illustration
of
treble
give
my
regrets
to
the
boys
and
tell
them
cognized.”
pied by------ , tho millionaire, aud that’s liow it wns. Some wives are like that, crociiet.)
“Dou’t you sometimes get confus­ f
......................
'1
his
valet playing every morning
on a and can’t help it, you know. Good­
No. 6. C rochet P ompons .—Make n
ed?”
chain of thirty stiches, quite loosely.
$3 fiddle.’’
bye."
“No; it won’t do to get rattled. It is
It was true.
The next evening Mr. Bowser brought Put llio needle through tlie second stitch
my business to notice hats and men,
n friend up with hitn—the same one he Df~tbu chain, hfivtftg the instrument
and I do it intuitively. Practice alone
Of standard brands snd guaranteed
bad telephoned to. After a bit he took
She Gave Him the Curl.
has made mo perfect. 1 do not know
him up stairs for t smoke, and ns they
purity and strength.
that I could teach anybody how to do
Uncle Reub—Well, olo’oman, I struck
Such a thing as wearing different reached the bend of tbe stairs they
it. I never got any rules of other men
found
the
following
notice
ou
tbe
bed
­
a stiddy Job to-day. Gwine have wuk
who do the same business There is a sorts of bangs on various occasions is room door:
clean up I’ll Fall. now.
man at the Fifth Avenue hotel who common enough among girls, your
INSIDE THIS ROOM
Aunt Dinah—Praise de—how much
does the same sort of work, and I know correspondent is led to believe. And
yo' gwine ter git t
will be found
him and have talked with him. but we this reminds him of a young woman he
Uncle Reub—I)oan git no pay. (W’Ais- Dry Goods and Clothing
do not talk over methods of taking knows who affects a good deal ot the MR. BOWSER'S SHIRTS. COLLARS, CUFFS
pering.) Gwine wuk uwn er watermelon
AND SUNDAY SUIT.
care of hats. I begin to look at a man lack of sentiment and excessively com­
dock.
mon-sense ways characteristic of tho Don't make the mistake of looking in
as soon as he comes in sight, and look
Aunt Dinah—Praiso de Lawd! Praise Of latest -tries and patterns, and from ths
Boston girl. Ono evening not long
tbe alley.
at him and his hat ns long as I can.
de Lawd!— Purk.
crochet pompons .
ago a young man whom site cordially
leading manufacturers.
That fixes him and his hat in niv
On the bureau I bad tacked a second
disliked had been making her a visit,
mind. 1 have got bo used to it that I
under tbe hand, as in knitting; hold the
Fair Warning.
sign,
rending:
gushing over ns usual in his conver­
needle nnd work with thumb and mid­
“First drawer—Your hair dye, etc.
would rather not be bothered with
She—You must never let father see
sation with idiotic compliments. At
“Second drawer—Collars, cuffs and dle finger of the right band, having the
checks.”
length with an air and accent designod neckties.
forefinger about one inch above the yon put vour arm around my waist.
“Do you find many people curious
to be quite irresistible and heart
He—Why, should lie be so angry.
hook of the needle, nnd wind the wool
“Third drawer—Your shirts.
as to tlie way you do this?”
She—No. dear; but he would irv to
crushing, he said:
On tbe door of the clothes closet I bad nine or ten times around the needle and
“Yes, they often question mo about
“My dear Miss P., your hair is so
finger, thus forming long loops. Hav­ boriow some money from you.— Lift.
it aud amuse themselves by looking at beautiful. Should I be venturing too a third sign, reading:
“Your Sunday suit is in this closet- ing wound tbe thread evenly, keep the
me. Sometimes they try to puzzle me, gross a liberty if I begged you to give
Fodder.
finger well up. draw tho loops on the
first hook to tbe left as you enter.’’
but when I Bay a man’s bat is his I me one little lock of it?”
needle through tbe chain stitch, nnd fin­
Grocer — "Good
On
cncli
garment
was
marked
the
know it is his. I suppose I have a
Of all sizes and kinds always la stock
“Not at all, Mr. K.,’’ replied thelady
ish witli single crochet. When the chain
morning, Mr. Oat-
natural hat faculty. 1 iiave not done in a matter-of-fact tone. “You are name, "coat.” "vest,” and “pants,'’ and is all taken up sew into a round mat nnd
on tbe wall a set of instructions, read
cake.
What
brings
and on the way.
much else for the past four years, so I quite welcome!”
pick the loops well npart to make the
ing:
you back to tho
have got to be pretty well used to it
pompons look flulTv.
“1. Fiing your lint under the bed.
And with that she deliberately de*
city so soon?"
If a man wants his hat sent out to be taciied a small curl from above her
No. 7. P uff S titch .—Chain any re­
"2. Kick your limits over behind the
ironed or brushed up while he is at pink little ear, on the left side, and lounge.
Farmer Oatcake
quired number of stitches, turn; five
dinner I can do that. I never watch gravely presented it, hairpin and nil,
—“Waal, I’m go­
“3. Throw your vest behind tbe wash­ chain, put thrend over, ns for treble
where a man goes in the dining-room to the importunate dude. Of course lie stand mid your coat on the Hour.
crochet, draw through but do not finish;
ing to have a good
or where ho comes from. I depend en- took it. He could not perceive that
“4. In removing the buttons from thread over nnd draw through twice
many more sum­ GENTLEMEN’S FURNISHING GOODS
tirelv upon my recollection of him ami there was anything else to do.— Albany your shirt, jerk nnd twist from left to more, making six stitches on needle.
mer boarders than
Work
tlie
six
off
at
once
with
n
single
right and buck ngniu. This will enlarge
bis bat."
___________
Argus.
stich, then work off tlie remaining two I expected, so von might send me ten
tbe buttonholes.
OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS.
“5. If you drop one of tlie buttons. Stitches, chain one, and begin on next more cases of canned vegetables!’ —Life.
F’urniture of Glass.
An Indian in tho Everglades, Fla., Jump up and down aud cuss aud deciare puff. They are all made in tbe same
Women should insist upon a share of
Glass furniture is manufactured es­ it is said, is still holding in slavery ne­ that you have been one button short all way, and if one remembers to make the census-taking. They cun ask ques­
three half trebles before working off, it tions nnd find out about people quit«
pecially for India, where the Rajahs groes that were his when the war the week.
Ocean and Blver WharUg« and W «bous
like glittering and showy room.
hl'okn nnf.
“6. If tbe buttonholes in your collar is very simple.
u successfully as meu.
R. IL ROSA,
SALOON,
Geo. M. Dyer & Son,
BANDON, OREGON,
General
Merchants
Groceries & Provisions
Boots and Shoes, and Rubber
Goods,