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About Spilyay tymoo. (Warm Springs, Or.) 1976-current | View Entire Issue (April 1, 1982)
Page 4 Aaye-pril 1,1982 ~W Items For Sale 7k« ** f For Sale: Flat Cat: new condition, all parts intact, multi-purpose; frisbee tossing, back scratcher, garden rake, litter pik, dog toy, wall decoration, and much more. Have a wide variety of samples. Call now for free, in- home dem onstration. In humane Society, 553-FLAT. FOR SALE Fony Portable Entertain ment Unit— Built in AM /FM receiver, cassette & 8 track, recorder, color T.V., asteroids, speak ‘n spell, microwave oven, Mr. Microphone, and digital clock. In c lu d e s a d a p te r, satellite disk, headphones, remote control and spare batteries (3 dozen). Small enough to carry around, yet large enough to impress your friends. Make offer. March 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 Day Warm Windy Dry Dreary Wet Chilly Sunny Night Cold Calm Rainy Drab Wild Chilliet Dark « Geo-Quiz TAw weeks geo-quix is nard to walk on, let alone locate. Call Spilyay Tymoo with the correct location and win two year’s prescription for your pet rock. Chopper flies potties in SPORTS SHORTS A five-foot and Under Men’s basketball tournament will be held this weekend at the community center. It is sponsored by the Equality For Five-footers Athletic Association (EFFFAA). Height will be accurately measured to the inch, as well as verified in writing by the tournament director. Games will start at five. SS SS s s Roller skating has been so successful in this community that a team has been formed for co-ed Roller Derby competition. Practice will take place at 3 p.m. daily, during open skating, to simulate actual competition. To be eligible you must weigh at least 270 pounds and act mean and tough. A summer tour to western states reservations is planned for the lucky qualifiers. SS SS SS A chartered bus will deliver the local track club to Boston later this month to run in the prestigious marathon. The club began practice this week and anticipate tip-top performances from the entire club. A club spokesperson stated, “This year, we’re ready.” SS SS SS Three new swimming pools are near completion behind the commuinity center ball fields. The pools will accomodate 300 swimmers with little or no supervision or sanitary restrictions. There are minimal maintenance costs, so savings will be passed on to the users by charging no admission. A grand opening is being planned around a performance by the Sychronized Swimming Ducks of Sidwalter. The new starter-hom es, developed by the construction department, incorporate only the necessities in plumbing, heating and co n stru ctio n techniques, it was learned recently. This “bathrqom” is being flown in to the new Wolfe Point Subdivision. It will be dropped into position in back of one of th e h o m e s, now u n d e r construction. Asked why regular bath rooms aren’t being included in the starter-homes, a secret tribal source said, “Frankly, it’s saving the Tribes ¿ 'lot of m oney.” He added th at, because the p o ttie s are portable, the new homeowner will have flexibility in the design of his or her floorplan. Potential home-buyers are not making any moves at this time. Apparently people are ju st w aiting to see how everything works out. A Birthday was celebrated recently. The guest of honor insisted he wasn’t a day over 30. He demanded the remaining f s candies oe removed— or else!
