Salem, Oregon, Thursday, January 241957
THE CAPITAL JOURNAL
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C-J reader called for nnr
political writer, Jimmy Olson, with
the word that he would find the 'S
answer to the state senate dead-
iock on rage 91 of the
Header s Digest.
On said page, Jimmy found this
tale a fable of the Kentucky and
Tennessee mountaineers:
Once there was a king and lie
hired a prophet to prophet hi in
the weather. And one evening
the King aimed to go fishing and
the likeliest place was right
close to his best girl's house,
o the King notioned to wear his
best clothes. So he asked his
prophet was It liable to rain.
And the prophet says: "No,
King, hit ain t a-comln' on, not
even a slzzle-sazzle."
So the King he put on his best
clothes and started toward the
fishing place. And along came a
farmer riding a Jackass and the
farmer be says: "King, if'n vou
ain't almin' to get them clothes
wetted, you'd best go back home
because hit's a-comin on to rain
a trashmover and a gully
washer." And the King says, "I hired
a high-waged prophet to prophet
me my weather, and he allows
hit ain't a-comin on, not even a
glzzle-sazzle." So the King, he
went ahead. And Jt come on . a
trashmover and a gullywasher,
and the King's clothes were wet
led, and his best girl, she seen
him and laughed. And the King
went back home and throwed nut
his prophet and he says: "Fetch
me that there farmer," and thev
fetched him. And the King savs:
"Farmer, I throwed out my pro
phet and I aim to hire you to
prophet me my weather."
And the farmer says: "King,
I ain't no prnphet. All I dune
was to look at my Jackass, be
cause If hit's a-commin' on to
rain, his ears lop down, and the
lower the lops, the harder hit's
a-comln' on to rain, and this
evenin' they was a-layin' and
a-loppin'."
So the King says: "Go home,
farmer, and I'll hire me a jnck-,
Ass."
And that's how It started. And
the jackasses have been holdin'
all the high-waged gov'ment jobs
ever since.
End of story. . ,
Incidentally, to'-show how such
tales get around, the Reader's
Digest borrowed the story from
the Washington Post and Times
Herald.
Scheduled for an appearance
here in March is "Fats" Domino,
who made the news a couple
of months ago when his orchestra
played to youthful riots in such
diverse places as California ball
rooms, navy bases and the Cotton
woods dance hall on the Albany
Lebanon highway. This appear
ance won't be for a dance, how
ever, but as leader of a 67-mcm-
ber troupe for the "Record Revue
of 1957," according to advance in
formation. The concert-type pro
gram will feature rock 'n roll re
cording artists in the troupe.
'
Darrell Salter, Carnation Milk
representative here, apparently
believes In being prepared.
While hanging promotional pic
tures In the Snack Shop restaur
ant downtown a few days ngo,
he was seen carrying a hammer
In one hand and a Band-aid con
tainer In the other.
There's probably no truth in the
story about the freshman legisla
tor in the Oregon House who.
when asked what he thought of
the school bills package, replied.
"Definitely, they should all be
paid."
A caller says he likes the state
senate deadlocked the way it is. I
'As long as they're blocked, they
can't increase our taxes," he
pointed out.
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