Salem, Oregon, Thursday, January 241957 THE CAPITAL JOURNAL Section T Page 8 -J.s i ,:PiWWWUll fj Vic 1 ir Fryer. ' ! Today in Sajem. H SI ! in crisp no-iron cotton junior ensemble 8 ,98 1 set C-J reader called for nnr political writer, Jimmy Olson, with the word that he would find the 'S answer to the state senate dead- iock on rage 91 of the Header s Digest. On said page, Jimmy found this tale a fable of the Kentucky and Tennessee mountaineers: Once there was a king and lie hired a prophet to prophet hi in the weather. And one evening the King aimed to go fishing and the likeliest place was right close to his best girl's house, o the King notioned to wear his best clothes. So he asked his prophet was It liable to rain. And the prophet says: "No, King, hit ain t a-comln' on, not even a slzzle-sazzle." So the King he put on his best clothes and started toward the fishing place. And along came a farmer riding a Jackass and the farmer be says: "King, if'n vou ain't almin' to get them clothes wetted, you'd best go back home because hit's a-comin on to rain a trashmover and a gully washer." And the King says, "I hired a high-waged prophet to prophet me my weather, and he allows hit ain't a-comin on, not even a glzzle-sazzle." So the King, he went ahead. And Jt come on . a trashmover and a gullywasher, and the King's clothes were wet led, and his best girl, she seen him and laughed. And the King went back home and throwed nut his prophet and he says: "Fetch me that there farmer," and thev fetched him. And the King savs: "Farmer, I throwed out my pro phet and I aim to hire you to prophet me my weather." And the farmer says: "King, I ain't no prnphet. All I dune was to look at my Jackass, be cause If hit's a-commin' on to rain, his ears lop down, and the lower the lops, the harder hit's a-comln' on to rain, and this evenin' they was a-layin' and a-loppin'." So the King says: "Go home, farmer, and I'll hire me a jnck-, Ass." And that's how It started. And the jackasses have been holdin' all the high-waged gov'ment jobs ever since. End of story. . , Incidentally, to'-show how such tales get around, the Reader's Digest borrowed the story from the Washington Post and Times Herald. Scheduled for an appearance here in March is "Fats" Domino, who made the news a couple of months ago when his orchestra played to youthful riots in such diverse places as California ball rooms, navy bases and the Cotton woods dance hall on the Albany Lebanon highway. This appear ance won't be for a dance, how ever, but as leader of a 67-mcm- ber troupe for the "Record Revue of 1957," according to advance in formation. The concert-type pro gram will feature rock 'n roll re cording artists in the troupe. ' Darrell Salter, Carnation Milk representative here, apparently believes In being prepared. 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