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About Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 21, 1926)
THE CAPITAL JOURNAL SALEM. OREGON TUESDAY, DECEMBER 21, 192G PAGE EIGHT FOR ML ANGEL COMESTOCLQSE Mt. Ansel. Or., Pee. H.-lMnw by mmc rinjr-lili' r'Mrt of I lie i luiniiniisltli cImi-Iut k.iiiio of I Mi Mi. An l shark-.) Wendil ".shorty"' Hanth. midget linotype operator, emerged til i;niphiint from the checker tomnn liicnl held at the Ucnedlctine Crews lure today after a thrilling, hard f ought buttle of wits with "Connie" Schmaltz, pressman. A gn.up of fans as excited an gridiron fullow ti pressed aroui.d llio tabic lifi ' the two who had qualified In the seml-finals Saturday stroe despt r utely t secure the advantage. I'lay wan faster than usual, de mite the pame being the crucial contest of the tournament, fhiuth's victory yives hini n final standing of .833. while Schmaltz dropped below the second place level. All panics were played during ihioii hour recesses nnd included only employes of the local plant. A number of spectators from Mt. All tel were present nt today's meet. lna loin nament Handings: W. Is. IVi. Hauth 6 1 .33 Hartnik B 2 -T 1 4 S.hmnliz 3 3 .r.00 Clihbnns 3 4 .A-:s lluher 3 4 Seiic i r. .i.; SihalheiK 1 3 .':' Win hter 0 .HMI Itemalnder of games nne draws. Open Forum Contributions to This Column must be pUIMy written on one fide of paper only, dmlted to 300 words in length and feigned with the nume of the writer. Article not meeting these spe cifications will be rejected Tin Siory of n Captniii Who Though lie llml Arritril. I:y Don Darwin rniig With Apolngics to Mr. Ade. i Mice 11 ion a lime an Kiip I Mi ma n who had gone to m a at n Tender Age. mid had hraid th" briny d p In nil of Its canian k l ous moods, side-icppin;; derotft billows that thr at m il 1" fcw cp away nil supei s! mi l un h . nnd pilot him down to I'avy Jimi 'n I locker made up his mind tha' holystoning doc Km w as no jub fur j a voting man of li is pari". Having assimilated some of the Jargon of the sea, nnd learning J what, foc-des, bilges, poops a ml other things were. he dc idd m j pet n little ship of his own and be captain, rook, mate f nrt the whole cheese. In fact he was going lit i.e ca pi a in n nn. '.niins oui his charts he la Id courses for the porls he wanted to make, the hip one laying way oft In the punier of the sea, of literature somewhere n poii which was highly profitable tn trade In for some, but rather doubtful on nccount of no many bit; ships loading there. (letting things shipshape, he welched nn ehor, hove, to and net sail for the poi t of his ii spiral ion. On the cruise tie noticed huiJtituis of oth er funny lilt le craft, skit hct In, and bobbing about erratically, mid thought he had a pipe. De would soon run Ihcm off the sen ami make the big Stevenson and I'uil rad limn look like the L. H. Wood in mergency fleet. After making a few tit the Irf-ser por.is, lie picked up u little, jack and decided right there and then hat ho knew his cucumbers ami now for n good home port t ply out of while he raked In the simol cons. (iret.'on b iiiK of a Kahibrious climate ni tn i la r to that of "H ai Old Heiiland," he thought that would be the proper place to pitch his tarpaulin nnd live happily i v r after, StleklnK to the sen" of Jit raiuie? that's being the only wa tte he was on ppeakiiiK ternis with, he cruisid around in ftome of the small ports and nijeceed d now ;tnd thi n In gelling a little cash on the rlvM side of the ledger. t 'niiMileriiiK' the enrrviiiK capac ity of the bottom he wns "t t p tain 'n AN" of this, w.is great muff and he straightway thought that he was the cat's bedtime wearing apparel. "Oh Itoyl" spake this sea faring man into his whiskers, "It won't he huitf now before I'll he piloting a big ship of my own and I'll make these tramps think they are back in the panic of '7:1. it ml when I get to navigating right I'll Mit a hide in their trade as bit; an the (inlf of Mexico." You see this Captain 'n AM" had a passing acquaintance with some of the big ft Ih.ws on the trade routes, for they had t tinxs. Upon steiiig his dinky little ship f louiid' ring nlong in rotii;h and squally weather, giv- n him n cheerful, ship almy! and ask d if he was O. K. Will, this doughty little caplain was getting ubout all the cargo his little ship rou hi handle and lie ihoiif-hi he was going Rome. 1 1 Santa Says: I ! Don't Forget GAMES For tlic Kiddiis We liave a complete line of E'ln'Ps for kiddies. For prounups wo sun pest Stationery, Books, Ten nnd Pencil Sets, Pic tures, P.ook Knds. COMMERCIAL BOOK STORE K;i N, Cdmmciviiil One day lie climbed lifcht up on (he top of his little bridge, bailed the captain of a Connelly ship nnd informed that Kenetleinan thai bis seamanship Was punk and that he ought to be paddling a gombd.l. The captain of the Connelly t-.hip crinned a salty grin and yelled. "Alia Uoy." nn his big ship swept on and left the hero of our yarn bourn ing and bobbing along in Its 'I'll is "Captain 'n A II" ront inued picking up a little trade In Ibis pm t a ml that, for three or four yars and although he hadn't suc ceeded in cinching a ilui I for a big boat, he was certainly satisfied with himself as a m.Ater mariner ami thought what he didn't know about the kinks and quirks of the trade wasn't Worth knowing. One day when trade wasn't mnn ing any too brisk, this seagull of ".Meirie Olde llengland." clumped his binoculars on a Sim psi.n ship offing, who's late captain, the pro pie of Oregon were contemplat ing erecting a memorial In honor of. lie didn't like the looks of that ship atall. Its lines or method of navigation. It simply wasn't n ship from his viewpoint, and didn't he know. I'll say he did? Wasn't he thoroughly familiar with the likes, dislikes, sentiments nnd traditions of the people of the noble mate? Yes, he was? Anyway what better opportunity of gaining notoriety, however cheap, by trying to make a bum out of the old captain. Thin TYPEWRITERS t'ndei wood Portable $.10.00 Nnieelesn Portable 2,'i.nO Corona Portable $20 to GO.OO Oliver No. 9 13.00 I'.arg.ilns In all makes of used machines THOS. ROEN Less Cost Per Mile The cost of operating; your car will be less per mile if it is lubricated properly at regular in tervals. We use the Ale mite Hiph Pressure Sys tem and guarantee to grease every bearinir or money refunded. Salem Super Service Station Ferry at High St. gink was goin" to make 'em notice him thars all. Fo he looked Up hi little brass cannon, touched off I he fuse and stood back to watch the effect of hi broadside. The Simpson fillip was carrying a full cargo of public opinion and when they henid the pop and splash alongside a few bestirred the direction of the noise nnd won der what the "little guy" etand thenifielves enough to look br.ek In ing on the deck of the ' ilttle ship'' was peeved nhoit and then went on about their more Important pastimes. Moral: It Isn't policy to criti cise the other fellow's seamanship, until you are capable of command ing as large a ship yours. If. The end w hope. D. P. CKAIU, Itoute 3, Uox 71. Salem. Oregon VISITS FAMILY Independence. Or.. Dec 91 I Oscar Krederlckson spent the week I end with his family In thi city. He I is working as relief agent for the! Southern Pacific company at For- st .rove. out expects to be sent toi another station nfter Christmas. KM MA IS KI H UN ft. Paul, Dec. 21. Many of the college students from t. Paul wiio are attending various collegs of the state, came home last week for the .miii holidays. Thiy are Misses Matle Zorn, Eleanor He gum. Hazel Kirk, Louise Kirk. Ma bel Smith and Harold Dawdnon and Cecil Smith. St. raul, Vtc. 21. The board of directors of the St. Paul union h;gh school are bidding n special meeting In the high hchcol room. Tuesday evening. CANDY Our windows tell the story of Salem's Finest Chocolates. The Spa b: Ladd & Bush Bankers Christmas Gifts De Luxe Exquisite Jewelry That You Can Give With Pride and Confidence At th height of Christmas readiness this store, where integrity of merchandise nnd moderate prices go hand in hand. Cift buyers have the advantage of choosing leisurely from wonderful assortments. Jewelry, Silverware, Novelties, Doriens, Clocks, Beaded Bags, Leather Goods, Fountain Pens and Pencils. In fact, everything you would expect to find in a good jewelry store. Diamond Rings Peai'tiful I'iniiiond Kini are the feature of our Mo k, excel lent stones of blac-white color, irouiitcd In the most nrt 1st lc of IdaMmim nnd white cold et 1 infi, ,ue pi Iced reasonable. $50, $100, $250 and up Cigarette Cases A wonderful selection In fain y leather, Pome to hold a whole pack, most of Hum made llh a place for matches. Wrist Watches Our sto.li of Wilst Watches emhi a i s the ci y latest pat term In while cold and Rold fllled caiis, the nun emrnts are all staml.n 1 mak I. engines, ('.rum, I l.uiMli on. Kjin, 1Y al lium, IV. $25, $35, $50 and up 4 Set Rings $2.50 to $7.50 Mugs for men nnd women have undergone a Mg hunce. Larger stones sie being used nnd the rltu:s nrtlMlci Ity designed. We ihow a fine assort mi nt $10 to $100 Men's Watches Ftinp n ti d incket w.tbhes June rhown n Won derful tnipro. ement In mod N n nd !!( tip, the ery choicest wilt be found hoe. $13.75 to $210 Emblem Rings and Pins l lr.n to ptve n lodge pin or ring, they ninke at cr pi. i He and lasting gift. ou will like tnr i lection nnd prices nre very Interesting. I'lns ni'd Pinto 1 $1 and up Open Kv mines t'nlil Christmas Hartman Brothers. Co. Siimre Peal Jewelers , Corner State and Liberty, Salem, Oregon ESTABLISHED 1868 General Banking Business Office Hours from 10 a. m. (o 3 p. m. There's still time to open those I'nlted .States National Pavings Accounts to hanK on the children's Christmas Tree The Merriest of All! The United States National Bank wishes for you and yours The Merri est Christmas of all. United States National Bank Salem.Oregoiv OlttS For Husband THAT MEN PREFER Have Bishop's label on his gift. It is not very large but many men look for it. They know that it represents quality, and sat isfaction. If he should look for the label on his gift, let him find Bishop's. The mark of quality. For Father Gifts $1.00 to $2.00 Gifts $2.00 to $5.00 Gifts $5.00 to $10.00 Gifts $10.00 to $25.00 Neckwear Handkerchiefs Silk Hosiery Silk and Wool Hosiery Cuff Links or Buttons Belts Beltogranis Suspenders Collars Purses Will I el s Dress Shirts Beltogram Sets Pajamas Imported Silk Mufflers Dress or Motor Cloves House Slippers Umbrellas Canes Night Shirts Neckwear Golf Hose Imported Golf Hose Bathrobes Sweaters Golf Knickers Hats Fur Lined Gloves Shoes Tuxedo Vests Silk Shirts Indian Robes Bed Blankets Bathrobes Dressing Gowns Shoes Hats Sweaters, Sox to Match Traveling Bags Suit Cases Pendleton Indian Robes For last minute shoppers there is nothing easier to buy or more appropriate to give than a rich tan or brow n wool Indian Robe. Be sure it is a Pendleton. $10 to $20 For Brother 'CLOTH ING -VOOLEN M1LL.9 STORE m. R. H. Cooley, Mgr. C. P. Bishop, Pres. For Friend Hi m a? 8?