THE CAPITAL JOURNAL SALEM. OREGON
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 21, 192G
PAGE EIGHT
FOR ML ANGEL
COMESTOCLQSE
Mt. Ansel. Or., Pee. H.-lMnw
by mmc rinjr-lili' r'Mrt of I lie
i luiniiniisltli cImi-Iut k.iiiio of I Mi
Mi. An l shark-.)
Wendil ".shorty"' Hanth. midget
linotype operator, emerged til
i;niphiint from the checker tomnn
liicnl held at the Ucnedlctine Crews
lure today after a thrilling, hard
f ought buttle of wits with "Connie"
Schmaltz, pressman. A gn.up of
fans as excited an gridiron fullow
ti pressed aroui.d llio tabic lifi '
the two who had qualified In the
seml-finals Saturday stroe despt r
utely t secure the advantage.
I'lay wan faster than usual, de
mite the pame being the crucial
contest of the tournament, fhiuth's
victory yives hini n final standing
of .833. while Schmaltz dropped
below the second place level. All
panics were played during ihioii
hour recesses nnd included only
employes of the local plant. A
number of spectators from Mt. All
tel were present nt today's meet.
lna loin nament Handings:
W. Is. IVi.
Hauth 6 1 .33
Hartnik B 2 -T 1 4
S.hmnliz 3 3 .r.00
Clihbnns 3 4 .A-:s
lluher 3 4
Seiic i r. .i.;
SihalheiK 1 3 .':'
Win hter 0 .HMI
Itemalnder of games nne draws.
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Tin Siory of n Captniii Who
Though lie llml Arritril.
I:y Don Darwin rniig
With Apolngics to Mr. Ade.
i Mice 11 ion a lime an Kiip I Mi
ma n who had gone to m a at n
Tender Age. mid had hraid th"
briny d p In nil of Its canian
k l ous moods, side-icppin;;
derotft billows that thr at m il 1"
fcw cp away nil supei s! mi l un h .
nnd pilot him down to I'avy Jimi 'n I
locker made up his mind tha'
holystoning doc Km w as no jub fur j
a voting man of li is pari".
Having assimilated some of the
Jargon of the sea, nnd learning J
what, foc-des, bilges, poops a ml
other things were. he dc idd m j
pet n little ship of his own and be
captain, rook, mate f nrt the whole
cheese. In fact he was going lit
i.e ca pi a in n nn. '.niins oui
his charts he la Id courses for the
porls he wanted to make, the hip
one laying way oft In the punier of
the sea, of literature somewhere
n poii which was highly profitable
tn trade In for some, but rather
doubtful on nccount of no many
bit; ships loading there. (letting
things shipshape, he welched nn
ehor, hove, to and net sail for the
poi t of his ii spiral ion. On the
cruise tie noticed huiJtituis of oth
er funny lilt le craft, skit hct In,
and bobbing about erratically, mid
thought he had a pipe. De would
soon run Ihcm off the sen ami
make the big Stevenson and I'uil
rad limn look like the L. H. Wood
in mergency fleet.
After making a few tit the Irf-ser
por.is, lie picked up u little, jack
and decided right there and then
hat ho knew his cucumbers ami
now for n good home port t ply
out of while he raked In the simol
cons. (iret.'on b iiiK of a Kahibrious
climate ni tn i la r to that of "H ai
Old Heiiland," he thought that
would be the proper place to pitch
his tarpaulin nnd live happily i v r
after, StleklnK to the sen" of Jit
raiuie? that's being the only wa
tte he was on ppeakiiiK ternis with,
he cruisid around in ftome of the
small ports and nijeceed d now
;tnd thi n In gelling a little cash on
the rlvM side of the ledger.
t 'niiMileriiiK' the enrrviiiK capac
ity of the bottom he wns "t t p
tain 'n AN" of this, w.is great muff
and he straightway thought that
he was the cat's bedtime wearing
apparel. "Oh Itoyl" spake this sea
faring man into his whiskers, "It
won't he huitf now before I'll he
piloting a big ship of my own and
I'll make these tramps think they
are back in the panic of '7:1. it ml
when I get to navigating right I'll
Mit a hide in their trade as bit;
an the (inlf of Mexico." You see
this Captain 'n AM" had a passing
acquaintance with some of the big
ft Ih.ws on the trade routes, for
they had t tinxs. Upon steiiig his
dinky little ship f louiid' ring nlong
in rotii;h and squally weather, giv-
n him n cheerful, ship almy! and
ask d if he was O. K.
Will, this doughty little caplain
was getting ubout all the cargo his
little ship rou hi handle and lie
ihoiif-hi he was going Rome.
1 1
Santa Says: I !
Don't Forget
GAMES
For tlic Kiddiis
We liave a complete line
of E'ln'Ps for kiddies.
For prounups wo sun
pest Stationery, Books,
Ten nnd Pencil Sets, Pic
tures, P.ook Knds.
COMMERCIAL
BOOK STORE
K;i N, Cdmmciviiil
One day lie climbed lifcht up on
(he top of his little bridge, bailed
the captain of a Connelly ship nnd
informed that Kenetleinan thai bis
seamanship Was punk and that he
ought to be paddling a gombd.l.
The captain of the Connelly t-.hip
crinned a salty grin and yelled.
"Alia Uoy." nn his big ship swept
on and left the hero of our yarn
bourn ing and bobbing along in Its
'I'll is "Captain 'n A II" ront inued
picking up a little trade In Ibis
pm t a ml that, for three or four
yars and although he hadn't suc
ceeded in cinching a ilui I for a
big boat, he was certainly satisfied
with himself as a m.Ater mariner
ami thought what he didn't know
about the kinks and quirks of the
trade wasn't Worth knowing.
One day when trade wasn't mnn
ing any too brisk, this seagull of
".Meirie Olde llengland." clumped
his binoculars on a Sim psi.n ship
offing, who's late captain, the pro
pie of Oregon were contemplat
ing erecting a memorial In honor
of. lie didn't like the looks of that
ship atall. Its lines or method of
navigation. It simply wasn't n ship
from his viewpoint, and didn't he
know. I'll say he did? Wasn't he
thoroughly familiar with the likes,
dislikes, sentiments nnd traditions
of the people of the noble mate?
Yes, he was? Anyway what better
opportunity of gaining notoriety,
however cheap, by trying to make
a bum out of the old captain. Thin
TYPEWRITERS
t'ndei wood Portable $.10.00
Nnieelesn Portable 2,'i.nO
Corona Portable $20 to GO.OO
Oliver No. 9 13.00
I'.arg.ilns In all makes of used
machines
THOS. ROEN
Less Cost
Per Mile
The cost of operating;
your car will be less per
mile if it is lubricated
properly at regular in
tervals. We use the Ale
mite Hiph Pressure Sys
tem and guarantee to
grease every bearinir or
money refunded.
Salem Super
Service Station
Ferry at High St.
gink was goin" to make 'em notice
him thars all. Fo he looked Up hi
little brass cannon, touched off
I he fuse and stood back to watch
the effect of hi broadside.
The Simpson fillip was carrying
a full cargo of public opinion and
when they henid the pop and
splash alongside a few bestirred
the direction of the noise nnd won
der what the "little guy" etand
thenifielves enough to look br.ek In
ing on the deck of the ' ilttle ship''
was peeved nhoit and then went
on about their more Important
pastimes.
Moral: It Isn't policy to criti
cise the other fellow's seamanship,
until you are capable of command
ing as large a ship yours. If.
The end w hope.
D. P. CKAIU,
Itoute 3, Uox 71.
Salem. Oregon
VISITS FAMILY
Independence. Or.. Dec 91 I
Oscar Krederlckson spent the week I
end with his family In thi city. He I
is working as relief agent for the!
Southern Pacific company at For-
st .rove. out expects to be sent toi
another station nfter Christmas.
KM MA IS KI H UN
ft. Paul, Dec. 21. Many of the
college students from t. Paul wiio
are attending various collegs of
the state, came home last week for
the .miii holidays. Thiy are
Misses Matle Zorn, Eleanor He
gum. Hazel Kirk, Louise Kirk. Ma
bel Smith and Harold Dawdnon
and Cecil Smith.
St. raul, Vtc. 21. The board of
directors of the St. Paul union
h;gh school are bidding n special
meeting In the high hchcol room.
Tuesday evening.
CANDY
Our windows tell the
story of Salem's Finest
Chocolates.
The Spa
b:
Ladd & Bush Bankers
Christmas Gifts De Luxe
Exquisite Jewelry That You Can
Give With Pride and Confidence
At th height of Christmas readiness this store, where integrity of merchandise
nnd moderate prices go hand in hand. Cift buyers have the advantage of choosing
leisurely from wonderful assortments.
Jewelry, Silverware, Novelties, Doriens, Clocks, Beaded Bags,
Leather Goods, Fountain Pens and Pencils.
In fact, everything you would expect to find in a good jewelry store.
Diamond Rings
Peai'tiful I'iniiiond Kini are
the feature of our Mo k, excel
lent stones of blac-white color,
irouiitcd In the most nrt 1st lc of
IdaMmim nnd white cold et
1 infi, ,ue pi Iced reasonable.
$50, $100, $250 and up
Cigarette Cases
A wonderful selection In fain y leather, Pome
to hold a whole pack, most of Hum made
llh a place for matches.
Wrist Watches
Our sto.li of Wilst Watches
emhi a i s the ci y latest pat
term In while cold and Rold
fllled caiis, the nun emrnts are
all staml.n 1 mak I. engines,
('.rum, I l.uiMli on. Kjin, 1Y al
lium, IV.
$25, $35, $50 and up
4
Set Rings
$2.50 to $7.50
Mugs for men nnd women have undergone a
Mg hunce. Larger stones sie being used nnd
the rltu:s nrtlMlci Ity designed. We ihow a fine
assort mi nt
$10 to $100
Men's Watches
Ftinp n ti d incket w.tbhes June rhown n Won
derful tnipro. ement In mod N n nd !!( tip,
the ery choicest wilt be found hoe.
$13.75 to $210
Emblem Rings and Pins
l lr.n to ptve n lodge pin or ring, they ninke
at cr pi. i He and lasting gift. ou will like
tnr i lection nnd prices nre very Interesting.
I'lns ni'd Pinto
1
$1 and up
Open Kv mines t'nlil Christmas
Hartman Brothers. Co.
Siimre Peal Jewelers
, Corner State and Liberty, Salem, Oregon
ESTABLISHED 1868
General Banking Business
Office Hours from 10 a. m. (o 3 p. m.
There's still time to open
those I'nlted .States National
Pavings Accounts to hanK on
the children's Christmas Tree
The Merriest of All!
The United States National Bank
wishes for you and yours The Merri
est Christmas of all.
United States
National Bank
Salem.Oregoiv
OlttS
For Husband
THAT MEN PREFER
Have Bishop's label on his gift. It is not
very large but many men look for it. They
know that it represents quality, and sat
isfaction. If he should look for the label
on his gift, let him find Bishop's. The mark
of quality.
For Father
Gifts $1.00 to $2.00 Gifts $2.00 to $5.00 Gifts $5.00 to $10.00 Gifts $10.00 to $25.00
Neckwear
Handkerchiefs
Silk Hosiery
Silk and Wool
Hosiery
Cuff Links or
Buttons
Belts
Beltogranis
Suspenders
Collars
Purses
Will I el s
Dress Shirts
Beltogram Sets
Pajamas
Imported Silk
Mufflers
Dress or Motor
Cloves
House Slippers
Umbrellas
Canes
Night Shirts
Neckwear
Golf Hose
Imported Golf Hose
Bathrobes
Sweaters
Golf Knickers
Hats
Fur Lined Gloves
Shoes
Tuxedo Vests
Silk Shirts
Indian Robes
Bed Blankets
Bathrobes
Dressing Gowns
Shoes
Hats
Sweaters, Sox to
Match
Traveling Bags
Suit Cases
Pendleton Indian Robes
For last minute shoppers there is nothing
easier to buy or more appropriate to give
than a rich tan or brow n wool Indian Robe.
Be sure it is a Pendleton.
$10 to $20
For Brother
'CLOTH ING -VOOLEN M1LL.9 STORE m.
R. H. Cooley, Mgr. C. P. Bishop, Pres.
For Friend
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