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PAGE FOUR THE CAPITAL JOURNAL, SALEM, OREGON MONDAY, AUGUST 24, 1925 CapitalJtJournal Salem, Oregon . An Independent Newspaper Published Every Afternoon Except Sunday at 130 S. Commercial Street. Telephone 81; News 83 GEORGE PUTNAM, Editor and Publisher Entered as second class mall matter at Salem, Oregon SUBSCRIPTION RATES By carrier 10 cants a week, 45 cents a month, $5 a year tn advance. By mall, In Marion and Polk countlea, one month GO cents, 3 months $1.25, 6 months $2.25, 1 year $(. 00. Elsewhere SO conts a montn, 55 a year In advance. PVLii i,i;asi:u Him.; askociatkij i'hioss siciuick The Associated Press la exclusively entitled to the use for publica tion of ail news dispatches credited to It or not othorwiso credited In mis paper and also local news published herein. "Without or with offense to friends or foes I sketch your world exactly as it goes." m-noN. Ford and the Farm Henry Ford is out with un attack upon the farm and farmers generally. He asserts that the farmers' toil is waste and food production ideas are all wrong. He predicts that farms in the future will he larger and run more systematic ally and says the little farmers will have to go, as back num bers. "Why," he asks, "do we need farmers any way?" It is the cow, however, that evokes most of Mr. Ford's criticism. He declares: l ilon-t IK'llcvo In dairy cows. They nre the most Inefficient cic.uuros in uio world. Why should a farmer spend a lot of time tciirtiiig u hunch of cows? It takes only 20 days of actual farm work to grow and harvest the crops on a dairy farm. The rest of t lie lime is spent tlikiiiB care of the animals. It's all wrong. Soiueouo will invent a way to malte milk synthetically. It will l,e cheaper and hot ter than the milk we have now. You know, I don't believe much in milk as a food unyhow. Mr. Ford's idea of the perfect life is that of a factory, with humanity mechanized, standardized and synthetically fed. In his own factories he sacrifices toilers to moving belt efficiency which so exhausts their vitality that human wrecks are turned out almost as rapidly as flivvers. Nature must be very sinful in Mr. Ford's eyes, for nature is the most wonton of wasters. In fact nature teaches what Mr. Ford cannot comprehend, that waste is a necessary function of production and that without waste, production would soon cease.. Moreover nature refuses to standardize production and never makes any two things alike, whereas Mr. Ford would standardize even humanity,' White-Washers? Me, Milt and Myers come pretty nearly being the Democratic parly in Oregon. Whenever there is anything with expenses guaranteed, Milt is the man of the hour. So we find the gonial "Sage of Lebanon" on pretty nearly every commission and as envoy extraordinary and minister plenipo tentiary to distant gatherings furnishing round-trip tickets. When however, "my administration" and "my policies" are at issue, an S. O. S. call brings Myers to the rescue. When, as a result of Ku Kluxing the prison, discipline is banished from the institution and three are killed in a suc cessful break and there is loud and vigorous outcry against the management, who can white-wash Waller belter than his old chum Jeff aided and assisted by one who holds office by grace of the governor? So Myers is as much on the job as Cleaver's pooch was on the manhunt. If Governor Pierce doesn't know what the matter is with the prison, the people have the advantage over him, for the coroner's public investigation of the prison break was wry thorough and revealed the sorry story in detail. It doesn't need any special invesligalors in inform it as to the why and wherefore of prison turmoil and Mr. Myers will have his hands full white-washing the administration even with the assistance of the hero of the battle of the windshield. The Husband Tamer By Violet Dare HASH WITH ASSIST X K Ah Patricia entered the opart ment 11 ml switched on the living room lights Andrew followed, do pnHitltiff the limp Alr. Hewitt on the first clwilr ho e:ime to. rui rlela scurried down the hull to her bedroom, where eho gathered tip the lingerie th;it hr.d been sent homo that nfleinoon by the nrm- ful nnj deposited It In a dresser drawer. She run to the linen closet for her beMt sheets, nnd was put ting Ihetn on Iho bed when Mrs, Hewitt appeared In the doorway "I have clean sheets on my bed every day," he announced In n liicuhi Ions tone. Oh, so do I. but I w:i.t putting on my be.it one for you." answer ed the dlsconceiled Patricia. "Nice of yon. Tin sure, but T think if you don't mind I'm so weak from tint rrighlful ride Mrs, llewllt :mk down en the bed her sharp eyes roving nhnut the room, "(tli your dresMnc tabic silver Is the same pattern an mine lh;it 1. I had smiio lllic lh.it. but I uso gold now. gave the other to my niece. A young girl can't ex pect to have Ihlng like an older woman's, can she? Those are pret ty curtains; 1 t-houldn't think the'd wash very well, thounh. ln yon lmve a peional maid'.'" "No. lust cook and a second II in id." Patrlci.i replied, flirdiing. "I'll be n'd to help on to bed if ou'll lot me." Mrs. Hewitt did b't her; in f:irt, she Insisted on so many and such complicated services (hat it was nearly an hom- befoie Patricia was free to do anything el?;e, Andrew had Installed Cregory Hewitt In his own room and wan Uprawled on the couch In his den; when oho finally joined him Patricia tirdressed In the mald'rt bathroom, nnd then hurried to th kitchen, her libit mm drawn clone nhout her, to Investigate the re frlgerntor. It wns a discouraging night There were the oranges for Patri cia' breakfast, bacon, cheese, some leltiiee, nothing else. Nothing to make hush of and Gregory He witt hnd asked especlall.v for hash! "I'll have to get up even earlier than I'd plnn.icd, nnd run for the etore," thought Patricia. The h:ik ev'm mnn would leave robs and the milkman would lenve cream. She culrt fflv them uncooked break fust food thiere'tl hnve to he extra cream, though dit, turned ; and t willed uncoteifortnbly or. the couch while the noise -from the apart ment below cnw.p up the alnduft. The Itnyniohda' always save such . noisy parties! ftomboly evidently was imitating Ulalc Jon is, and iom body else was singing the song hit of "The Scandals." Patricia slept but little, and was up and out so early that nono of Iho stores were open. Hut she found that she could buy tinned hash, which tent her Into the seventh heaven of happiness. "I'll have It baked In Individual dishes, with a slice of tomato nnd a poached effg on top," sho decided as she ran home. "And I can neat the baker's roll In the oven, so 1 won't have to mnko muffins oh, it won't be so bad." It ii t it was worse than sho had expected. Sho slipped Into the back dour in time to hear Andrew say ing: "I can't Imagine where those towels are. lint Patriciii'll be back soon; she often (joes for an early morning walk." Patricia went to bis rescue, found the extra bath towel, res cued Mrs. Hewitt, who was prowl ing through Uio ball, hunting for the kitchen .she had a bad head ache, she told Patricia, and wanted hot water and bicarbonate of soda. Patiicia got it for her and went hack to the kitchen. She was opening the tin of hash when a lb-.ht tapping on Hie kit chen door slarllcd her. Gregory Hewitt's head appeared as Hie door swung back, "Are ymi gelling the breakfast alone 7" he demanded. She nodded meekly. "The cook's ;;one to her brother's wedding, and the second maid went with her," she answered. "And this- this is the hash?" waving his hand toward the tin. Again she nodded. "You w-oTild have it," she remind I him. "There was nothing In the house to make it of; Andrew and I havn't dined at home for a week." "Now see here; I'm going to help you do this," he announced. "You set the table and do the ex tras and I'll see to the bash and make pop-overs. Wait HI I you taste 'em!" "Wonderful! Here's an apron." nd she tied it around him and presented htm with the tin she hiid been opening, not euspectlng for an instant that she might be making hash of his matrimonial affairs at the same moment. Tmnnrnm A Slomcni'a Con ti ll nice. Thumb wows adjust the Jawn on new clamps for a number of mechanical purpose and help them to hold firmly on IrrcguUr surfaces. Journal Yani Ads i'ay TO BE DREDGED BY SEPTEMBER 15 "We expect to bring the North western through to Salem by Sep tember 15 at the latest," said Fred Gurr, head of the Salem Transpor tation company, this morning. The MontlceUo, United States govern ment dredge which has been work ing on the channel of the Wil lamette river since early spring, finished cutting through the Lin coln bar last week, and has start ed finishing a few odds and ends below Lincoln bar. It will have worked Ho way down an far as Wheatland Ferry by the end of this week, leaving Kice's bar, 5 miles down the river from Salem, the only Imr remaining to be cut between this city and Wheatland. Work is reported to be progress ing rapidly on the Mataloma. gov ernment dredge which Is being put into condition at Portland. "If the Mathloma comes out by the first of September we will make it through considerably before the 1 5th," nays Mr. Can. "I want to bring the Northwest ern through before the rains come. just to show 'em it can be done with the river at its present level." i The Ab'Uhloma Is expected to cut; through the channel Immediately abovo iJrentano's landing, going from that point to Wheatland j Kerry. The Northwestern now runs as far ur the river as Bren tano's landing, which is some 22 miles north of Salem, freight be ing taken from there to Salem by truck. Off to Her Castle in Spain .,!- ALiu-.:vf1 r As t ' - S. ' -t -vS 5 1 ss&f hi it mmmmmmm h ' ' , ' i ST' - Muriel McCormiclc, grand-daughter of John D. Rocke feller, will spend the Fall in Spain, where the famous artist, Zuloaga, will do her portrait. Friends hint at a romance. KELLY AND WILLOS TALK FREELY ABOUT BREAK FROM PRISON (Continued: fiom Page One) then to Fallbridge, and from there to White Salmon. "What did Murray and Willos quarrel about? Oh" with a slight smile and shrug "about the direction. About who was to lead. Everyone had different ideas. "Yes, we broke into a store at Bingen. We left too deep a trail there. We cracked the safe didn't get much, only a few dol lars. But we got some clothes and food. " Kellcy.was dressed in good, serviceable rough clothing, with denim overalls outside. The men were all clean and shaved. "Then we broke into a section house and took some gasoline. Pair Headed for Yakima "We put it into a small Over land auto standing near a garage close by. We threw in our stuff and started. Then the Portland county officers got us. "We were going to Yakima and had gone about half way. We left the main highway, about a quar ter of a mile, to cook some food. The cops who were trailing saw us first. They got mighty close perhaps 100 " feet. They saw us several seconds before we saw them. They all bad us covered with rifles when they called to throw up our hands. There was no argument. "Wo had only one gun with us, Willos' .38. It was the one we brought from the pen. It was loaded with five cartridges, but only two you could depend on. The others wer.e three different makes, and maybe they didn't fit very well. "What's the use of worrying?" Willos said, his hard face unmoved by emotions, "i got myaelf into it; I guess that I gut to take my medicine." "We didn't figure on any shoot ing when we planned our getaway. We thought that wo could eeize the arsenal, get guns aud just march out. "Oregon Jones, I think, went crazy. The night befoie we left he kept talking about being dead, I think he rlann&d ou dying in lIq break. "I was the last man down the rope and don't know anything about the warden or the fight in the turnkey's office. Jones hud commenced shooting from the ur iienat before 1 startod down the rope. Wheu I hit the ground, a guard wus there with a rule against my back. "Tom Murray was right about the seven guurd There was a whole block, of 'em outsido the sate with rifles 1 think that w had been tipped off but when. Murray and .Jones started shoot ing at them, they ran for cover. "I didn't see a tntng of the war dsn. Someone t'-aid lie was shoot ing at us, but if he was we never .iaw hhn. "Where did we go after wc left the taxi driver at Pratutu? Oh, we just wandered around. No, we didn't run into any posses. Where did we leave the automobile after young Newman drove us to Port laud?,, I can't tell you, I don't know the town. "The etory that Murray and I had a fight is about right. Tom wanted to keep on riding trains and I wanted to get under covor. He got sore and quit us. Wo bust ed into a store at a hick town last night and got this layout of clothes and some grub. We stole an automobile, the one we were riding in, and etarted off for the Yakima country. You know the rest. We stopped for lunch, the deputies saw our tracks, surround ed us and stuck us up. bo here we are." COLLEGE IN BOSTON STUDIES EARTHQUAKES Boston. When earthquake shocks of any considerable magni tude are felt In any part of the world, the public soon utter reads statements of scientists concerning the situation. In recent years statements from Engineering Economics Foundation have been appearing with increasing regu larity and members have been asked many times "Just what are you trying to do?" The Engineering Economics Foundation Is really a collego without a cam-pus, operating in Boston and is engaged in gather ing aud disseminating informa tion concerning national emerg ency of all types and methods of reducing loss of life and property in emergency. It focuses its work upon earthquakes because they in clude virtually all types of hazard. The headquarters of this collego nre in an old house on Beacon Tiill, into which come reports from every section of the world that relate t! disturbances within the earth. It is from these reports, which scientists study constantly, that deductions are drawn. FRANCE IN M0B0CG0 Berlin, Germany. One-half of the foreign legionnaires fighting ou the side of France against Abd-el-Krim in Morocco are Germans, in the opinion of Berlin military Oxperts. 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