Capital journal., November 13, 1920, Image 4

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Saturday, November 18, 1920
The Capital Journal, Salem, Oregon
Capital Journal
Salem, Ore (son
An Iiid'K'ndwHMUr
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Sunday by The Capital Journal
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n Putnam. Editor and Publisher
Kntered as second clas malw
natter at Salem, Oregon.
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THp Pnnular Award f Very b'reat talent latent: Pos
I tie I opiuar Awarn Wy Wrtrtenlo.
Eastern newspapers are paying nigh tribute to senatoi i Anger, when finally aroused
C.anrtra fil ("'hnmlinrljiiri nnfi nnivprsal reeret IS eXDre.SSed by likely to lead to extremes.
jlboth republicn and democratic press over his undeserved de
feat at the hands of our ungrateful electorate in Oregon.
The following from the New York Herald, republican, is a
sample :
None of the Democratic senators swept back into private life by
the vote last "Tuesday will carry home a finer certificate of patriotic
service. Senator Chamberlain possesses a special and min
utely accurate knowledge of the affairs coining within his legislative,
province. His mind was us clear as u bell, his Judgment broad and im
pnrflat, his initiative fertile and his Industry unconquerable;
MPs record is surcharged with meritorious service.
A good American of engaging personality and great ability, the
author of the Chamberlain military prep&redneaSJ bill of 1918 and the
doer of countless things which helped America to win the war has
earned a secure place lii the list of those who were the makers of
victory.
Yet Oretronians. stampeded by the politicians voted blindly.
against their better judgment and the- welfare of state anrl
Generous with her possessions.
sleepy-timeCtales
SANDY
CHIPMUNK
ySagRTHUT BAILEY
I If VSi,
Handy Chipmunk came to a half
and sat up on top of a stone, with
his tail curled over is back.
"Talk fast, please:" he said.
"I'm in a great hurry. Winter will
be here before you know it. And I
want to store away a great many
nuts before somebody else gathers
them all."
"I won't keep you long," Mr.
Crow told him. "It's about your
name "
"I've no time to stop to explain"
Sandy Chipmunk interrupted, "As I
said, I'm very busy today." And he
..t. t a,..,,-,, ihc. ,.-nii eiven
again I bark on a program of clean and
' "once more Mr. Crow stopped wholesome development of mind
and l.ody, according so aaj ''"'
And president! play In the street.
The hand that is busy witn play
things now
The reigns of power will hold.
So I take off my hat, and I proudly
salute
The man who is twelve years old!
These lines by an unknown au
thor, have been dedicated to the
"Better Boyhood" program through
out the world.
That the boy of today is the man
of tomorrow is an old adage but Is
only a half-lruui unless that boy is
an earlv opportunity to em-
him.
i i on uon t unq
. . ....I...- ,.mui.nl I i '."1
D Ward. Tribuna Mi":,', incw ii ,n;uiuu anu uesiowra upon uiim u ieu ami tuie nicnu ui unc
reooies oim , , ,. j Ai j.i.i
;peopie tne popular uccorarion or trie uouoie ltoss
W. H. StockWefl J'eopies
Bldg., Chlcagb.
Skmber ASSOCIATE u PRESS
The Associated fress Is exclu
sively entitled to the use for pub
lication of nil news uispaionen
eredlted to it or not
iridlted . in thl3 paper
local news published herein.
0. of the people.
Loganberry
Laughs
Ily Ho!xrt QuHlrn.
anaaiaop'11? plutocrats, has become arbitrator of baseball at a salary
of $42,500 a year m addition to his $7,500 as federal judge,
' which classifies him as a plutocrat also. It makes a differ
! ence whether you or the other fellow has the money.
Uncle Sam feels a keen in
teres!, in Mexico's oil-well
fare.
Utopia will be nearer when
tongues organize nd strike for
shorter hours.
men think they
are
merely loafing and wishing.
Too many
are thinking when they
The task of the movie di
rector is to grip the "audience
with Act 1, Obscene 1.
When money talks, there is
always a number of men in
the crowd to shout "Vox Dei."
.'
The greater '-part of the
world's perspiring is done by
people who call jt sweat.
The French 75 is the great
est of all military weapons,
but in politics it is less effec
tive than a perfect 3G.
The honeymoon is over
when he begiiis to inquire
whether Lloyd's will insure si
lence. ,
Doubtless an outraged stom
ach wonders at times where
the fool brain got its ideas
concerning nutriment.
Selecting ambassadors will
be an easier matter this time.
There are tnore millionaires
to choose from. i
.
It is a fortunate thing for
cmpaign nmagers that the
world out Brew the habit of
stoning false prophets,
If Lenine would reduce all
of his fellows to a common
level of poverty, why doesn't
he adopt our income tax plan'.'
Palmer says he has convict
ed 181 profiteers. Fine work.
At that rate he can finish the
task in .',794 years.
The world is rapidly Hear
ing the point where a great
moral principle can't get a
hearing without promising a
profit.
One is no longer provoked
when told that the line is busy.
It does his heart good to find
something in the country that
is busy.
Sandy's Name.
In the firtstplace, no doubt you
ill want tie loam why he was
known as gandy3Hanv others, be-
flli... vkii l.fiMr.twfiHtSEwmft I,.,... Un.wlv
the D. S.
Chipmunk fcamo by-'his name,
Whenever Ay one asked Bands
himself why Be was so called, he
Always said that he was J in too
Federal Judge K. M. Landis, who won fame by denounc- great a hurry to stop to ..explain.
Aim it is a iagi mat ot itiTne lour
tooted folk in' Pleasant "alle
aind on Bftie Mountain as well
he was one of the busiest. He was a
great worker. And when he played
as be sometimes did he played '
I just a,s hard as he worked.
i; I r r j I f" spite of his being so busy there!
" rangei Uereaiea may have been .-mother reason why
em ! h" was named Sandy. .Jimmy llalj
fessia has met defeat and is being forced from the Crimea "u ,v;ls "rst " MUBgfst
W perhaps Sandy Chipmunk didn 1 1
by the Red armies. Wrangel had the assistance of some afi know.
the allied nations, as successor to the ill-fated Kolchak. Jimmy sWioroe of his neighbors
Apparently bet ween the Bolshevik and the foreign sub-' mer Green's pasture one. day. And
sidteed anti-bolshevik leaders, the Russians prefer I while they were idling away the af-
n a. , ., . j j It ''iteriioon Bandy Ohinmunk tfcurrled
fornter. At any rate, the repeated defeats sustained by ast on top ot the stone wan with
his cheek pouches full of nuts.
"There goes Sandy Chipmunk! ":
Jimmy Rabbit exclaimed. He called
to Sandy. But Sandy did not slop
He made no answer, eirtier, beyond
a flich of his tail. You see, his
mouth was so full that he couldn't
say a word.
"I was going to ask him about
his name" Jimmy Babbit remark
stand,'' he said.
"I don't want to ask vou anything.
1 wan't to tell you something.''
"Oh!" said Sandy. "That's differ
ent. What is it y
: leaders.
I By bringing about a realization
jot this ideal, the Boy Scouts of
America have won universal recog
I nition because of the high type of
every lad
"T'. lto ii,,. " ii,. ,.. i,i I iO' noo developed
,i ,,. i,.hli u'th. u , who takes the scout oath, the spir
These here
young fellows have been trying to
tell one another why you're called j
Sandy. One of 'em says its because!
you like to dig with the sandy soil: !
and another says its neeause of j
your color; and still another claims
It's because your real name is Alex
ander. And of
said old Mr. Crow.
"Quite a joke on t
u r-
: I'm
t
am
Genera! Wrangel, the anti-bolshevik leader in Souffle
"Vou told me yoi
ask me anything."
munk. "Hut I will s
I am In a gt
know, you ai
ed.
didi
.1 Sand Chip
this though
it hurry; So far as I
all of you right. And
,i- i.hich is disclosed in thill
motto, "A good deed every day."
Minuiay. November ,15. is the
did s. t by the Salem Scout coun
cil in their "Aid a L!oy" program.
Beginning on that date, Salem resi
dents will be asked to give finan
cial support to the Salem organiza
tion foe the years 1920 and lflil.
Hubby Left With
'Hazel;' Wife Sobs
Now Th
Nov
1 3. A
bureau
Denekine, Kolchak and Wrangel, show that the Russians will
not tolerate foreign interference in their affairs and that
they unite to repel the invader.
In this regard, Allied diplomacy has been a failure and
resulted only in strengthening the hold of the Red autocracy.
Left to themselves, the Russians will probably eventually
solve their troubles and Lenine and Trotsky go the way of
other leaders in other lands who ride to a fleeting power on
the bloody wave of revolution.
When the Red armies attempted a war of conquest out
side Russia as in Poland, they met defeat. When, however,
they meet hastily organized armies of Russians, equipped by
foreign nations, their superior forces are uniformly victor
ious as the revolutionary armies of France were victorious
a century and a quarter ago in combatting the efforts of
foreign nations to restore order in France.
The defeat of Wrangel may bolster up for a time the
towering powerof Lenine, who is reported on tciakbefore the
government he created for grafting and ; -undue assumption
of power. At any rate if should teaeh tne allied powers to
keep their- hands off Russia and let that distracted country
york out its own salvation.
Just Folks
By
Edgar A. Guest
llnscbiirnor bays.
The jfu chaos, is the modern way
Of heating alt our homes idday,
We feel the warmib. but seldom sec
The fire which blazes merrily;
Bror..i radiators I have .found
Are things wp &cr nol Sl1 around
And So I drop these words of praise
I nto the stove of hy-gnnc days.
It h ad Its faults and drawbacks too,
I 'lit I reoall it warmed us through:
1 reutrt the task was hard
To !iu; the coal In from the yard,
And trulls of du.-it 1 left about
EtVOll time t carried the ash pan out
I !ul the roojn wax cheered by the
r ruddy glow ,
of th;it old coal stove of the
ngof ' ""
long
1 like the easier ways today
The cog) Isn't stored so far away,
And 1 needn't -trudge through drifts
of snow
Whenever the fire is getting low.
ltut coming home a winter's night
I often long for that lost delight
And the wondrous glow. and the
cheerful blaze
That warmed the rooW" in our
co;ii stove days.
The Restless Sex
By Robert Chamb s. Author- of "Ba rbarlans," "The Dark Star'
etc. (Copyrighted 1918 by Robert W. Chambers)
mftn, Daddy?"
as their own
ow up.
In Ireland fehey ar search
ing houses fouj, concealed arms.
Over here one my search the
street in vain for concealed
legs.
BETTER
: DEAD
Life is a burden when th body
it racked with pain. Everything
worries and the victim becomes
rlesnondent and downhearted To
bring back the sunshine take
COLD MEDAL
The national remedy of Holland for ow
200 years; it is an enemy of all pin3 re
sulting bom fcijnty. Bver and uric acid
troubles. AU fcuggtets. three "
Leak far the BM CUM Medal r '
sad
"Wlie wan thai
asked Stephanie.
mart little car drev
"Oh, nobody Jusi a man with
whom f have n - a sort of acquaint
ance." replied cieiami.
"Wins Hint his boy who kept
looking nt ne nil the while in ilu
station. Daddy?"
"1 didn't notice. Come, deal
jump in."
So he took Stephanie hack to
the house, where instruction hi the
three R'S awaited her, with va
rious extras and embellishments
suitable tor the education of ihe
daughter of John William 'ieiand.
The child crept up close to him
lti the car. holding tightly to his
arm with both of hers.
"I'm lonely for .llni," she wish
pored. "I "bill spi-eeh left
her suddenly in the lurch.
"You're going to make me
proud of you. darling; aren't you?'
he uuu inured, looking down at
her.
The child merely nodded. CJrlef
for the going of her first boy had
now left lief utterly dumb:.
Chapter VII
There Is a serio-comic. yet
charming, sort of tragedy for
tunately only temporary in hi
attachment of a little girl for ,m
Older boy. It often bores him so;
and she is so dainily in earnest.
The one adores." tags after, and
often annoys; the other; if chi-valrou:-
submits.
It began this way between. Ste
phanie Quest and .Tim Cle.ind. Jt
Continued, She realised with nwe
th discrepancy in their ages; he
was amiable enough to pretend to
waive the discrepancy. And his
condescension almost killed her.
The poor child grew, older as
fast .is she possibly cotild; resol
ute, determined to overtake him
somewhere, if that could bo done
Ifor in spite tnf nrithmelH- she
seemed to know that it was pos
sible Moreover, h' was "wholly
rharacteeistte of her to nttnrk with
pathetic confidence the impossib
leto lead herself n ta forlorn
hope and with cheerful and reck
less resolution into the most hope
less impasse.
Cleland Senior been to notice
this trait in her began to won
ler whether it was an admirable
ti" 'it o: a light-headed one.
Or.ee. an hnheoile oinary. pur
chased by him for her, and ia.-
Monitetv cherished, got out of its
open cage, out of the open nur-
regurding consequences, clinging
like a desperate kitten to sill and
blind, negotiating precarious led
ges with suvidy feet; and the
flag stones of the area four sto
ries below her, and spikes on the
iron railing.
w-jnoour opposue lainteu; ,)0(iy who knows a,lvh
another shouted incoherently. It k,,., V,, c,,,,,. ,
became a hair-raising situation;
she could neither advance nor
retseat, The desperate, Irish keen
ing of Junei brought Sieachaml
Meaebam, at the telephone, noti
fied the nearest police station,
and a Section of the' Fire Depart
ment. The latter arrived with ex
tension ladders.
It was only when pushed vio
lently bed-ward, SS punishment,
that the child realized there hiid
been anything to be frightened a
bout Then she became scared;
and was tearfully glad to see Cle-
land w hen he came in that even-1
So far as 1 know, you arc
all of uou right
ed. "I've almost made up my mind
that he doesn't know any more ab
out it than anybody else."
, "Probably doesn't. "I .V'atty
Coon agreed. fuBut it's easy to see
Why he's called Sandy. He likes to
dig in the sandy soil in this pasture.
"I don't" agree with you," Billy
Woodchuojk said. "I think he was
unfiled Sandy on account of his yel
lowish, rt'dtlish, brownish hair,"
Some ot the others though that
Billy migltt have guessed the right
answer. But Frisky Squirrel told
theni that that wasn't the reason ot
all.
"It's because he's plucky," he de
clared. "You know, gritty is the
same as gri'tty, That's the reason,"
Frisky said. "It's plain as the isose
on your face." He was looking at
Tommy I'"ox as he said that.
Now, Tommy Fox had a very
long nose. And he became angry at
once. His face would have grown
red, probably, if it hadn't been that
color always.
"Vou don't know what you are
talking about!" he snapped.
Old Mr. Crow, who sat in a tree
nearby, nodded his head,
"You're all wrong." he told them,
"The reason for calling that young
Chipmunk boy Sandy is because his
eal name is Alexander. And every-;
it all
knows that Bandy is hist short
way of saying Alexander."
When they beard that. Fatty
Coon and jny womb huck, and
Frisky Squirrel looked foolish, peo-
t pie thought .Mr. Crow was a wise
old gentleman. And when he said a
; thing was so. that usually settled it.
"Here he comes again!" Mr.
Crow said..
They all looked around. And
i sure enough! there was Sandy Chip
, munk. hurrying along the top of
j the wall, to get more nuts to store!
j for the winter.
j "Wait a moment!" Mr. Crow call-'
u to Mm. "I want
ing from
tlm:.
a print-hunting expedi-
something.'
to tell you
PUBLISH.
i , : MY LETTER
Saw Mr. Orenstein, So Other
baffermf Women May Lean
How to Get Wei!.
And once, promenading on Fifth
Avenue with Janet, for the ske
of Jhor health such being th
regime established-r-she aeparajted
two" violently Hunting school-!
boys, slapped the .large oho, who
had done the bullying; roundly.
cuffed another, who had been en
joying the unequal combat, fell
UHOIl a fourth, and was finnllv
hustled home with her expensive I"'
liant fires of battle, when Janet!
stripped her for a bath.
And once in the park (he. sprang!
like a young tigress irpon a groipl
of ragamuffins who had found ar
wild btnek mallard duck, nesting
in tl thicket near the -lake., andj
,. ....... 1 ., a. . .1
ii .iw " i i o.vr.i.i.s lnr ,l ijjinriiru
thrng f
All Janet coud see was a most
dreadful melee agitating the bush
es, from which presently burst
boy after bov. in an Sam ill ofi
flight, rushing headlong and ter- Pund so I tried it and it helped me
tnat dradfur '"J in m nim now i can do eterv
years with pain ia my sides, hiss and
legs and a terri
ble backache. 1
fould not dp any
work at all. I was
reated hj many
physicians, but
they did not help
me. I read ia one
of your books
where other wo
men hid been
helped bv Lvdia
E. Pink ham's
Vegetable Com-
IhfcV A
ror-strieken
frrmi
ipVice where a wiid-girl raged, de- J".'" 'n m ouse. 1 have told my
termined on their extermination. J ITi r won'lerful cfc-
Stcphaniee development was I lomPu,ld you have my
watched with tender, haif-fesrul ! "'T00 Publish my letter so
curiosity by Oleland. i tf'.'TT'. "n1-. "i?" ?'-T JrB
f wt-n. Airs. Ida tswpp
M a r s h f i e 1 d Ave.,
v uivi:o, ii .
ried traits so far apparent in her. Thi mn. u -- j . .
i" iuiuiiiii II Hi . ,1V IB
These tmiits Ueland noteti in the ! made from native root and herbaand
book devoted to memoranda con-' contains ao narcotcs or harmful ,1mm
corning the child, writing them; If you have the slightest doubt
as unions.
mm usual. twv separate columns : stein 10 S
were nevessary to record the va-l Chicam fit
eery tv i
corn!
A" I
Inclined to self-indulgence.
and perched on a! Consequently, a trifle selfish
over on of the windows. 1 times.
' t f 'h.- window climtv i .t : -itue and likely to
phatUe,
that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
torn pound will help yon. write to
uyaia t.. finkham Medicine Co. toon
atl tuiential) Lyan. Msss.. for advice.
Your letter will be opened, read and
ex- answered by a woman, and held in
it: let confidence.
that s a joke. on you. Mr. Crow."
Then Sandy Chipmunk scamper
ed off. And everybody laughed
except Mr. Crow.
"Alexander Chipmunk is a very
pert young man" he grumbled.
Better Boyhood
:: Purpose of ::
Scout Program
Twelve Vein Old Alan.
w a man and hp lives near
i
jacket with many
I know i
In the land called everywhere
iou may not think lie's a man bv
his clothes
Or the cap he may chance to
wear.
IJut under hi
patch
Is a heart more precious than
gold,
The heart of a man 'neath the""coat
of a boy g,
A man who is twelve years old!
For we never can tell what the fu
ture may make
Of the hoys we so carelessly meet
For many a congressman is doing
the chores
Kansas City, Mo
Waitress sat in the legal
and sobbed a deluge- of tears into
her Bft handkerchief. V. JT. Burke
legal aid attorney tried to comfort
her.
"Vou can't understand." the
waitress sputtered. "Several weeks
ago I married a cook, and now he
has run off with Hazel. I haven't
had a thing to eat since that bird
left."
"That's all
Burke. "We'll
send him to Le
to support you.'
"I don't want that miserable
cook, if that's what you mean,"
the waitress said waveringly. "I
want Hazel. That my parrot. Boo.
hoo, what shall I do?"
Mr. Burke's lace hardened.
"Say. lady," he said, "you don't
want a lawyer. You want either
the police department or a bird
store." M A
right." said Mr.
;et him for you and
ils until he is ready
Astoria. As an immediate result
of the Mataen line steamers mak
ing Astoria a port of call, local mills
have been enabled to compete suc
cessfully in tha box trade of the
Hawaiian islands. The Astoria Bnx
company at the present tim is rill
ing an order for 800.000 Soxeg! for
that territory.
w-x-x-:":-h-w-:-x:..X''K-:--xnk
f Look Out for Rheumatism
As Winter Approaches I
:x-:!-:-4--M-x--x--::-xc-x-:-:-x-:
So many cases of Rheumatism
come from a tiny disease germ that
infests the blood, that phyWeians
are beginning to realize that this
source of the disease is becoming
quite prevalent. Of course a dis
ease that has its source in the
blood cannot be reached by local
remedies applied to the surface.
One remedy that has given splen
did results in the treatment of
Rheumatism is S.S.S,. the fine ol.l
-x-x:-x-x-X"X-xi
blood remedy that has been sold by
druggists for more'than fifty years.
S.S.S. acts by driving out of the
blood the disease germ that causes
Rheumatism, thus affording reiv
relief.
Begin taking S.S.S. today and ii
you will write a complete history
of your case, our medical directoi
will give you expert advice, with
out charge. Address Chief Medical
Adviser, 151 Swift Laboratory. At
lanta. "!a.
WllMfd.
ij m.vj
Get Wise on Batteries
Make up your mind now
whether you'll say "My battery's
a nuisance," or "My battery's no
trouble at all."
All you have to do to sidestep
trouble is to buy a good battery
and then take care of it.
There never was a combination
Eke the Still Better JrVlUard Bat
tery and Willard Service. Get
wise!
Threaded Rubber Insulation is
the kind selected by 136 manu
facturers of passenger can and
trucks.
DEGGE & BURRELB
Auto Electricians
238 North High Street m
LADD & BUSH
BANKERS
ESTABLISHED 1868
General Banking Business
Office Hours from 10 a. m. to 3 p. m.
Chamber
START a "BACK -TO-NORMAL
MONDA Y MORNING, NOV.
to last till Christmas eve, deci
We have decided to make a M
CUT of 20 on every article in o J
from a paper of carpet tacks to a
H undred-Dollar Davenport
No matter if your need is a:
Bed or Mattress
Dresser or Chiffonier
Dining Table or Chairs
Buffet or China Closet
Library Table or Couch
Davenport or Cedar Chest
Rattan or Oak Rocker
Baby Carriages or Cribs
r Lamps or Dishes
Kitchen Cabinet or Tables
Children's Hi-Chairs or Rockers
Tricycles or Doll Carriages
Inlaid or Printed Linoleum ' "
Congoleum or Feltex
Tapestry or Body Brussels Rugs
AxmirtUer or Wilton Rugs
Fibre or Rag Rugs
Congoleum or Grass Rugs
ALL GO at 2M OFF
Heaters and Ranges the m
line. None better. Few as i
We are making this cut price
when you need this merchandise
after your fall and Christmas purl
are made but NOW, when you s
ing your Fall buying. Every r
marked in plain figures and aim)
been lower than the same em
where. And now this extra M
you housefurnishings at a big sum
-SHOP IN THE FORENO0
thereby get Better Service.
We were the last ones in o
Raise prices, and the First to Bm
Down!
Chambe
& -
Chambefl
In situ ting, dls- aggerale. '-
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