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K AT I E D E N N I S FINDINGS PAGE 19 WHAT WE LEARNED FROM READING THIS WEEK’S PAPER VOL. 41, ISSUE 17. The Bull Run Reservoir is not fi lled by melting glaciers , but by springs and falling rain. 4 Mt. Hood Community College’s board could take a hard right thanks to a fringe Republican candidate who may or may not believe in the Easter Bunny . 6 The disgraced ex-governor’s key adviser was “being mindful not to put too much on paper” by emailing his personal account. 10 ON THE COVER: If you’re going to dump Hillsboro , you better do it gently. 20 Aged 35 years, Henry Weinhard’s Private Reserve will taste “kinda like a Rogue beer.” 23 A white guy was shocked— shocked!—to discover people would be offended after he named his band “Black Pussy.” 25 If you want to bust the FBI doing shady stuff, you might need to break into their offi ces. 41 OUR MOST TRAFFICKED STORY ONLINE THIS WEEK: Illustration by Murphy Phelan. “Cylvia Game Plan: Dec. 2013- Dec. 2018...land lucrative work.” STAFF Editor-in-Chief Mark Zusman EDITORIAL Managing Editor for News Brent Walth Arts & Culture Editor Martin Cizmar Staff Writers Nigel Jaquiss, Aaron Mesh, Beth Slovic Copy Chief Rob Fernas Copy Editors Matt Buckingham, James Yu Stage & Screen Editor Enid Spitz Web & Projects Editor Matthew Korfhage Music Editor Matthew Singer Books Penelope Bass Dance Kaitie Todd Visual Arts Richard Speer Editorial Interns Lucas Chemotti, Parker Hall, Anthony Macuk, Anna Walters CONTRIBUTORS Dave Cantor, Nathan Carson, Rachel Graham Cody, Pete Cottell, Shannon Gormley, Jordan Green, Jay Horton, AP Kryza, John Locanthi, Mark Stock PRODUCTION Production Manager Dylan Serkin Art Director Kathleen Marie Special Sections Art Director Kristina Morris Graphic Designers Mitch Lillie, Xel Moore Production Interns Kyle Key, Jennifer Plitzko Our mission: Provide Portlanders with an independent and irreverent understanding of how their worlds work so they can make a difference. Willamette Week is published weekly by Though Willamette Week is free, please take just one copy. Anyone removing papers in bulk from our distribution points will be prosecuted, as they say, to the full extent of the law. Main line phone: (503) 243-2122 fax: (503) 243-1115 City of Roses Newspaper Company 2220 NW Quimby St., Portland, OR 97210. Classifieds phone: (503) 223-1500 fax: (503) 223-0388 ADVERTISING Director of Advertising Scott Wagner Display Account Executives Maria Boyer, Michael Donhowe, Kevin Friedman, Bruce Greif, Rich Hunter, Kyle Owens, Matt Plambeck, Sharri Miller Regan Classifieds Account Executive Matt Plambeck Advertising Coordinator Iris Meyers Marketing & Events Manager Steph Barnhart Give!Guide Director Nick Johnson Special Assistant for Promotions and Give!Guide Sam Cusumano DISTRIBUTION Circulation Director Mark Kirchmeier WWEEK.COM Digital Director Ben Kubany Web Production Brian Panganiban MUSICFESTNW Executive Director Matthew McLean Associate Director Matt Manza OPERATIONS Accounting Manager Chris Petryszak Credit & Collections Shawn Wolf Office Manager/Receptionist Sam Cusumano A/R Credit Assistant Ashley Grether A/P & Payroll Clerk Fiema Kurinzi Associate Publisher Jane Smith Publisher Richard H. Meeker Willamette Week welcomes freelance submissions. Send material to either News Editor or Arts Editor. Manuscripts will be returned if you include a self-addressed, stamped envelope. To be considered for calendar listings, notice of events must be received in writing by noon Wednesday, two weeks before publication. Send to Calendar Editor. Photographs should be clearly labeled and will be returned if accompanied by a self-addressed, stamped envelope. Questions concerning circulation or subscription inquiries should be directed to Mark Kirchmeier at Willamette Week. Postmaster: Send all address changes to Willamette Week, 2220 NW Quimby St., Portland, OR 97210. Subscription rates: One year $100, six months $50. Back issues $5 for walk-ins, $8 for mailed requests when available. Willamette Week is mailed at third-class rates. Association of Alternative Newsmedia. This newspaper is published on recycled newsprint using soy-based ink. Willamette Week FEBRUARY 25, 2015 wweek.com 3