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DAILY EAST OREO ONI AN, PEXPLETOX. PRECOX. WEDNESDAY, 'MAY 21. 1013. EIGHT PAGES, uunnnnn n OK Incredible! it's a trick! These are some of the expressions you'll hear during the demonstration of the "Walking" Cake. It's really remarkable. See it without fail. In this demonstration, Professor Becker makes a cake 20 inches square and 7 inches high and invites as many spectators as can possibly find space to stand on the planks, arranged as illustrated bolow, and crush it flat-poor cake! But wait! In a few moments it will return to its original height, be as light as ever and just as toothsome, as you will have opportunity to judge. The cake, like truth, cannot be "downed." TAQE FOUR. r -' : 'I, , A -- I r"yHfi : U The Now Stylo Majestic Menu for Thurs. Parker lIouo Tmis EiiL'lish IIt Cms? IIiiih Vienna Rolls Pocket P.ook Polls Fri'iK'h Polls Finjror Polls Cinnamon Rolls Gorman Coffee Cakes Easter Pread Also Professor Beckers 3 Times Sunshine Loaf of Bread The BEST COOKS Use the Great Majestic Range Becker Says "I Like This Walter's White Satin Flour" ALL of these things are done by the Professor on the Great Ma jestic Range every afternoon from 2:00 'til 5:00 at Every Day a Different Menu. Call Every Day. Tlie Xew Flush Peservoir with Aluminum Covers. tion, not a state Issue, and It becomes xne uuiy ui tin iu upuuiu noiivna. AN INDEPENDENT NEW8PAPEB. Published Dally and Semi-Weekly at Pen dleton, Oregon, by the . CAST OREGONIAN PUBLISHING CO. Entered at the poetofflce at Pendleton, Oregon, aa second-class mall matter. The Dally East Oregonlan Is kept on sale y the Budelman News Co., 424 Washington Street, Portland, Oregon. Imperial Hotel News Stand, Portland, Oregon. Chicago Bureau. 009 Security Building. Waatahigton, D. C. Bureau, 601, Four teenth street. N. W. DaJVj, ne year, by mall $5.00 DaljiMx months, by mall 2.50 Dally, 'three months, by mall 1.2S Dally, one month, by mall .50 DBy, one year, by carrier 7.50 Dally, six months, by carrier 8.75 uaiiy, tnree Bonus, ny carrier i.vo Dally, one month, by carrier 65 Weekly, one Tear, by mall 1.60 Weekly, six month, by mall... .75 i-ween j. lour montns, ny mail... .ou Official City and County Paper. V ember United Press Association. telephone Mala 1 YELLOW JASMINE. are is Xow the "Winter's winds sleeping. And the Southern breeze sweeping Thru the woods where buds are peeping Forth, their garlands to en twine And the air is sweet and mellow From the honey combs of yel low Flaunted by the yellow jsmine, High upon the verdant vine. Golden flowers, born of show ers, ' With such charm and magic government in its course. It may be taken for granted the administration will act with prudence yet with firm ness in upholding American rights. All actions thus far indicate as much. There are some who have the view the federal government has taken a pro-Japanese attitude and has gone to extremes in striving to prevent the passage of an alien land law in Cali fornia. They gain that impression from the fact the administration has been open and above board In all that has been done In dealing with Cali fornia. As a matter of fact the Wil son administration has been more friendly to the California feeling on this subject than was either the Taft or Koosevelt aa ministrations. me Roosevelt administration made the treaty or agreement with Japan that is the basis of all the present trouble The Roosevelt administration' also usee the big stick to force San Fran ieo to allow Japanese in wliite schools. Two years ago the Taft ad ministration squelched an attempt at anti-Japanese legislation In California ihv uslnsr dictatorial methods. Wilson and Bryan have followed a different course entirely. In what they have done they have acted openly and they have used no club. On the contrary they have made it plain 'they were merely advising California and would not interfere with the right of that sovereign state to pass euch laws as it pleased provided they were in con formity with the constitution and vio- iginal name of this famous river wa Albula," the white river. We would be more Inclined to call its color yel low, but it is true that in the sun light it takes a silvery sheen that might suggest the adjective white In contra-distlnctiion to transparent. This must have been a very ancient nomenclature, however, for "Tiber" is also so old that its origin dates from legendary times. One tradition derives it from Tiberius, a King of Alba Longa who was drowned in its waters, another from Thybris, a Sicu-lian-Tuscan King. Virgil, who, by the by, boldly calls it the "blue Tiber" (seruleus Thybris) supports this sec ond derivation. "And can't you find anything to do :i the stage?" Xo ma'am; they ain't usin' any rta, actors on the stage these days." d... ago Tribune, NLW IU1YMES FOR OLD. THE BRVANS. lated no treaty obligations. powers, How you scatter bliss and com- fort Thru the land of Georgia pine, For our hearts w-lth joy are bounding, When the call of Spring Is sounding From the golden little trumpets Of the yellow Jasmine vine. 4 Tom Burnside. It Is not education tout the applica tion of education to useful purposes that makes the The New Lamp world better and Of Learning. richer. The Pendle ton high school Is meeting the true function of a mod ern school by not merely training young people but by training them to make practical use of what they learn. At the same time the industrial courses serve to dignify labor and to inspire students with a d-.sire to fol low and to achieve surn-gg in the fun damental callings, as a result of thU educational tendency which has be come world wide the lamp of learn ing Is being brought up to date and made to really brighten and enlighten the world. What past opinion may have been as to the advisability at thia time of the California 1 Tlie United Stat" ien land law no Ad Japan. longer matters now . that the bill has been signed and will be a law of the state. It is now a national que. In view of that attitude no one need fear Me national government will be weak in asserting California's right when dealing with Japan. Nor should friends of peace be alarmed since the present secretary of state is a champion of world peace. The situ ation Insures there will be no war un les there Is a war coming. At pres ent there seems no possibility of tr uble but we will know more when Japan's reply Is received. IP NORTH. Where the wild goose wings its way, Where the swallows chirp anj play. Where the deer in freedom roam Way up north I have my home. Oh, the daisies in the field, Oh, the sweets the orchards yield, Oh, the charms on every hand In this Joy-enchanted land. Where1 the robin builds its nest, Where the song-birds sing their best, Where the blueness of the skies Makes an earthly paradise. Where the bluejay gives its call. Where the hemlocks stand so tall Where the lakes In splendor reack To the sandy, pebbled beach. Where the golden sunset glow. Where the breezes gently blow, Underneath the Northern dome Here I'm happy here la home. John C. Wright, Harbor Springs, Mich, The Pall Mall Gazette says Secre-i tary Bryan's wlneless diplomatic din ner indicates that the Nation's capital is destined to become Wishy-wash-Ington. Cable item. Well, even so! Some millions will ap plaud; And all the unnumbered wrecks that once were men. Turning blared eyes from railroad tracks, from docks, From dead air of Jim jails, from life's cell, From madhouse, with its haunt of nameless crimes, In instant flickering manhood's fee ble gasp Will justify this challenge, pondered well! Plain, simple folk, they; of a nation plain. Duty for them Is duty, right is right, And evil evil, which conscience would benumb, They sense the world's worst peril, the appalling sum Of human misery; brave, the warn ing heed; "Woe be to them by whom such scan dals come!" Ella A. Fanning, in New York Times. Mary, Mary, quite contrary,. How does your garden grow? Why, thanks to the somewhat back ward spring. It does but so and so. The ground is rather cold as yet. And the nights are pretty cool. We stop the vegetable man O' mornings, as a rule. i As I went up to new St. Ives I saw a man with seven wives. The shades of night were falling fast, And the seven fairly trotted past. Their faces beamed, their eyes were bright, "One guess!" said I. "The picture show!" "Correct!" he said. "I buy a row!" This Is the apartment house that Jack built. This is the thickness of one of the walls of the apartment house that Jack built These are the tenants who moved Into the apartment house that Jack built while it was new. This is the sucker who bought the apartment house that Jack built as an investment. This is the moving van that took the tenants away when the apartment house that Jack built began to fall down. This is the bridge from which the man who bought the apartment house that Jack built Jumped after he dis covered where he got off. And this is the moral of the tale, Which ought to save you money. If you don't get stung in real estate, It's very, very funny. St. Louis Post Dispatch.' very genuine Turkish rug. Look, ma dam, what you cnll ze stain ees pow der burn, and all ze holes are bullet holes! Very genuine Turkish rug, di rect from ze seat of war. Only $90, madarn. The customer promptly softens and pays the price. Cleveland Plain Dealer. HIS DILEMMA. EVIL DAYS IXm THE STAGE. The kind hearted woman had given the frazzled tourist a generous sup ply of cold victuals. "Haven't you any regular trade or occupation?" she asked him. "Yes'm," he answered, with his mouth full; "I'm an actor." RUG SELLING UP TO DATE. The Possible Customer You claim this Is a genuine Turkish rug, do you? The Wily Dealer Eeet ees true, maJam. Zee rug is very genuine Turkish. The Customer It looks old and ragged. Just see that stain and these holes! The Dealer Yes, madam. Zat ees ze proof. It shows zat ze rug ees NAMING OF THE TIBER. (From the Roman Herald.) How did the river that runs through Rome get its name? According to both Greek and Latin writers, the or- one Cyras Noble nigh-toall will quench your thirst on the hottest day pure mature bottled at drinking strength i (From the Denver Republican.) "I'm going to make 120,000 this year, all In two strokes," said Col, Beanfugle, enthusiastically. "How's that," said Mrs. Beanfugle, doubtful, as always. "Well, you see, there's a publisher who's offered $10,000 for the best nov el submitted to him this year." "Uh-huh." "And there's a manager In New York who's offered $10,000 for the best play submitted to him this year." "Yep." "Well, I'm going to get both pries but there's one thing that stands in my way." "What's that?" "Well, you see, I don't know wheth er to write the novel first, and dra matize that, or to write the play first and novelize the drama." you to lunch." Iniisvile Courier-Journal. The salvation Glide. Little Brother comes forward with a new contribution to this column. He says there Is a new dance called the salvation glide. "Is it anything like the tango?" you say. "No; nothing like the tango," comes the answer. Little Brother says the salvation glide is danced on the heels. Why? To save -the soles. Certainly. Washington Star. Getting Rich Fast. ."How's the sale of stock coming on?" inquired the 'first promoter. "Sold 9,000 shares this morning," said the second promoter. "That must mean a great deal of money." "About $6. Come on, and I'll blow 7 Main 20 Is Your Nearest Phono TRY IT FOR DfcUG WANTS Boy waiting to hur ry op W. J. Van Schuyver & Co., General Agents Portland, Oregon EXTRA! Crushed I Stlravberrios wilh Ico Groam lomorrovTal Koeppen's Drug Store Have Your House Wired for Electricity It's cheaper, safer, far more pleasing and saves much un necessary eye-strain. At the present rate ' for light ing you get one kilowatt more for $100 than waa formerly given for $1.60. By using the new wire-type MAZDA lamp you get three times more light than from the ordinary lamp and your light is as bright and clear aa day light This new MAZDA can be used on ordinary drops and cords without breaking. SAVE YOUR EYES, SAVB YOUR HOUSE, SAVE MONEY, BE COMFORTABLE. Electric and gas supplies, elec tric light wiring, bell wiring, gas piping, motors and dynamos. SEE J. L. Vaughan 111 Main St Phone Main 111. to.vl ; - xt Lighten the Housework A plain iron sink returns very little for the effort spent upon it A few minutes spent in cleaning a Standard" white enameled sink, and you have a veritable beauty spot of radiance. Our catalogue of sinks is very interesting with its wall hangine, corner and recess patterns. It is free to all interested in good, plumbing and good fixtures. J. J. WODAEGE Successor to Sharon ft EddlngB 523 Alain Street Phone Main 32 IU. Phone M 191
