DAILY EAST OREO ONI AN, PEXPLETOX. PRECOX. WEDNESDAY, 'MAY 21. 1013.
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Incredible! it's a trick! These are some of the expressions you'll hear during the demonstration of the "Walking" Cake.
It's really remarkable. See it without fail. In this demonstration, Professor Becker makes a cake 20 inches square and
7 inches high and invites as many spectators as can possibly find space to stand on the planks, arranged as illustrated
bolow, and crush it flat-poor cake! But wait! In a few moments it will return to its original height, be as light as ever
and just as toothsome, as you will have opportunity to judge. The cake, like truth, cannot be "downed."
TAQE FOUR.
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The Now Stylo Majestic
Menu for Thurs.
Parker lIouo Tmis
EiiL'lish IIt Cms? IIiiih
Vienna Rolls
Pocket P.ook Polls
Fri'iK'h Polls
Finjror Polls
Cinnamon Rolls
Gorman Coffee Cakes
Easter Pread
Also Professor Beckers
3 Times
Sunshine Loaf
of Bread
The
BEST COOKS
Use the
Great
Majestic
Range
Becker Says
"I Like This
Walter's White
Satin Flour"
ALL of these things are done by the Professor on the Great Ma
jestic Range every afternoon from 2:00 'til 5:00 at
Every Day a Different Menu.
Call Every Day.
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Aluminum Covers.
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YELLOW JASMINE.
are
is
Xow the "Winter's winds
sleeping.
And the Southern breeze
sweeping
Thru the woods where buds are
peeping
Forth, their garlands to en
twine And the air is sweet and mellow
From the honey combs of yel
low Flaunted by the yellow jsmine,
High upon the verdant vine.
Golden flowers, born of show
ers, '
With such charm and magic
government in its course. It may be
taken for granted the administration
will act with prudence yet with firm
ness in upholding American rights.
All actions thus far indicate as much.
There are some who have the view
the federal government has taken a
pro-Japanese attitude and has gone
to extremes in striving to prevent the
passage of an alien land law in Cali
fornia. They gain that impression
from the fact the administration has
been open and above board In all that
has been done In dealing with Cali
fornia. As a matter of fact the Wil
son administration has been more
friendly to the California feeling on
this subject than was either the Taft
or Koosevelt aa ministrations. me
Roosevelt administration made the
treaty or agreement with Japan that
is the basis of all the present trouble
The Roosevelt administration' also
usee the big stick to force San Fran
ieo to allow Japanese in wliite
schools. Two years ago the Taft ad
ministration squelched an attempt at
anti-Japanese legislation In California
ihv uslnsr dictatorial methods. Wilson
and Bryan have followed a different
course entirely. In what they have
done they have acted openly and they
have used no club. On the contrary
they have made it plain 'they were
merely advising California and would
not interfere with the right of that
sovereign state to pass euch laws as
it pleased provided they were in con
formity with the constitution and vio-
iginal name of this famous river wa
Albula," the white river. We would
be more Inclined to call its color yel
low, but it is true that in the sun
light it takes a silvery sheen that
might suggest the adjective white In
contra-distlnctiion to transparent.
This must have been a very ancient
nomenclature, however, for "Tiber"
is also so old that its origin dates
from legendary times. One tradition
derives it from Tiberius, a King of
Alba Longa who was drowned in its
waters, another from Thybris, a Sicu-lian-Tuscan
King. Virgil, who, by the
by, boldly calls it the "blue Tiber"
(seruleus Thybris) supports this sec
ond derivation.
"And can't you find anything to do
:i the stage?"
Xo ma'am; they ain't usin' any
rta, actors on the stage these days."
d... ago Tribune,
NLW IU1YMES FOR OLD.
THE BRVANS.
lated no treaty obligations.
powers,
How you scatter bliss and com-
fort
Thru the land of Georgia pine,
For our hearts w-lth joy are
bounding,
When the call of Spring Is
sounding
From the golden little trumpets
Of the yellow Jasmine vine.
4 Tom Burnside.
It Is not education tout the applica
tion of education to useful purposes
that makes the
The New Lamp world better and
Of Learning. richer. The Pendle
ton high school Is
meeting the true function of a mod
ern school by not merely training
young people but by training them to
make practical use of what they learn.
At the same time the industrial
courses serve to dignify labor and to
inspire students with a d-.sire to fol
low and to achieve surn-gg in the fun
damental callings, as a result of thU
educational tendency which has be
come world wide the lamp of learn
ing Is being brought up to date and
made to really brighten and enlighten
the world.
What past opinion may have been
as to the advisability at thia time of
the California 1
Tlie United Stat" ien land law no
Ad Japan. longer matters
now . that the
bill has been signed and will be a law
of the state. It is now a national que.
In view of that attitude no one
need fear Me national government
will be weak in asserting California's
right when dealing with Japan. Nor
should friends of peace be alarmed
since the present secretary of state is
a champion of world peace. The situ
ation Insures there will be no war un
les there Is a war coming. At pres
ent there seems no possibility of
tr uble but we will know more when
Japan's reply Is received.
IP NORTH.
Where the wild goose wings its way,
Where the swallows chirp anj play.
Where the deer in freedom roam
Way up north I have my home.
Oh, the daisies in the field,
Oh, the sweets the orchards yield,
Oh, the charms on every hand
In this Joy-enchanted land.
Where1 the robin builds its nest,
Where the song-birds sing their best,
Where the blueness of the skies
Makes an earthly paradise.
Where the bluejay gives its call.
Where the hemlocks stand so tall
Where the lakes In splendor reack
To the sandy, pebbled beach.
Where the golden sunset glow.
Where the breezes gently blow,
Underneath the Northern dome
Here I'm happy here la home.
John C. Wright, Harbor Springs,
Mich,
The Pall Mall Gazette says Secre-i
tary Bryan's wlneless diplomatic din
ner indicates that the Nation's capital
is destined to become Wishy-wash-Ington.
Cable item.
Well, even so! Some millions will ap
plaud; And all the unnumbered wrecks that
once were men.
Turning blared eyes from railroad
tracks, from docks,
From dead air of Jim jails, from life's
cell,
From madhouse, with its haunt of
nameless crimes,
In instant flickering manhood's fee
ble gasp
Will justify this challenge, pondered
well!
Plain, simple folk, they; of a nation
plain.
Duty for them Is duty, right is right,
And evil evil, which conscience would
benumb,
They sense the world's worst peril,
the appalling sum
Of human misery; brave, the warn
ing heed;
"Woe be to them by whom such scan
dals come!"
Ella A. Fanning, in New York
Times.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,.
How does your garden grow?
Why, thanks to the somewhat back
ward spring.
It does but so and so.
The ground is rather cold as yet.
And the nights are pretty cool.
We stop the vegetable man
O' mornings, as a rule. i
As I went up to new St. Ives
I saw a man with seven wives.
The shades of night were falling fast,
And the seven fairly trotted past.
Their faces beamed, their eyes were
bright,
"One guess!" said I. "The picture
show!"
"Correct!" he said. "I buy a row!"
This Is the apartment house that
Jack built.
This is the thickness of one of the
walls of the apartment house that
Jack built
These are the tenants who moved
Into the apartment house that Jack
built while it was new.
This is the sucker who bought the
apartment house that Jack built as an
investment.
This is the moving van that took
the tenants away when the apartment
house that Jack built began to fall
down.
This is the bridge from which the
man who bought the apartment house
that Jack built Jumped after he dis
covered where he got off.
And this is the moral of the tale,
Which ought to save you money.
If you don't get stung in real estate,
It's very, very funny.
St. Louis Post Dispatch.'
very genuine Turkish rug. Look, ma
dam, what you cnll ze stain ees pow
der burn, and all ze holes are bullet
holes! Very genuine Turkish rug, di
rect from ze seat of war. Only $90,
madarn.
The customer promptly softens and
pays the price. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
HIS DILEMMA.
EVIL DAYS IXm THE STAGE.
The kind hearted woman had given
the frazzled tourist a generous sup
ply of cold victuals.
"Haven't you any regular trade or
occupation?" she asked him.
"Yes'm," he answered, with his
mouth full; "I'm an actor."
RUG SELLING UP TO DATE.
The Possible Customer You claim
this Is a genuine Turkish rug, do you?
The Wily Dealer Eeet ees true,
maJam. Zee rug is very genuine
Turkish.
The Customer It looks old and
ragged. Just see that stain and these
holes!
The Dealer Yes, madam. Zat ees
ze proof. It shows zat ze rug ees
NAMING OF THE TIBER.
(From the Roman Herald.)
How did the river that runs through
Rome get its name? According to
both Greek and Latin writers, the or-
one Cyras Noble
nigh-toall will
quench your
thirst on the
hottest day
pure
mature
bottled at drinking strength
i
(From the Denver Republican.)
"I'm going to make 120,000 this
year, all In two strokes," said Col,
Beanfugle, enthusiastically.
"How's that," said Mrs. Beanfugle,
doubtful, as always.
"Well, you see, there's a publisher
who's offered $10,000 for the best nov
el submitted to him this year."
"Uh-huh."
"And there's a manager In New
York who's offered $10,000 for the
best play submitted to him this year."
"Yep."
"Well, I'm going to get both pries
but there's one thing that stands in
my way."
"What's that?"
"Well, you see, I don't know wheth
er to write the novel first, and dra
matize that, or to write the play first
and novelize the drama."
you to lunch." Iniisvile Courier-Journal.
The salvation Glide.
Little Brother comes forward with
a new contribution to this column. He
says there Is a new dance called the
salvation glide.
"Is it anything like the tango?" you
say.
"No; nothing like the tango," comes
the answer. Little Brother says the
salvation glide is danced on the heels.
Why?
To save -the soles.
Certainly. Washington Star.
Getting Rich Fast.
."How's the sale of stock coming
on?" inquired the 'first promoter.
"Sold 9,000 shares this morning,"
said the second promoter.
"That must mean a great deal of
money."
"About $6. Come on, and I'll blow
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Electricity
It's cheaper, safer, far more
pleasing and saves much un
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At the present rate ' for light
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By using the new wire-type
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