East Oregonian : E.O., March 21, 1910, EVENING EDITION, Page PAGE FOUR, Image 4

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IMMORTALITY.
Immortal life Is something
to
be earned
By slow self-conquest, comrade-
ship with pain
And patient seeking after hlgh-
er truths. '
"We cannot follow our own way-
ward wills
And feed our baser appetites
and give
Loose reins to foolish tempers
year on year,
And then cry "Lord, forgive me.
-
I believe"
And straightway bathe In glory.
Men must learn
God's system Is too great a
thing for that
The spark divine dwells in each
soul, and we
Can fan it to a steady flame of
light
Whose lustre glides the path
way of the tomb
And shines on through Eter
nity, or else
Xeelect it till it simmers down
to death
And leaves us but the darkness
of the grave.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
A BIG "SHAKE-UP."
At last the long deferred has come
about. Speaker Cannon has . been
shorn of his power. He is still speak
er it is true, but he Is barred from
the committee on rules and his auto
cratic reign is at an end. The events
attending his virtual dethronement
were so exciting that they are classed
as the most Interesting the house has
witnessed since the civil war.
Doubtless many things combined
to bring about the overthrow of Can
non. It is history that there- Is al
ways a certain antagonism to the
speaker. By the opposition he is as
sailed as a matter of course and some
of his own party always oppose him.
Therefore it is necessary for the
epeaker to command the respect and
support of the great majority of his
own partisans. Otherwise the disaf
fected element of his party will com
bine with the opposition and over
throw him just as they have done with
Cannon.
Ordinarily the speaker is saved from
such humiliation by party loyalty and
unity. But at the present time the
republican party is not united. There
are two wings of the party. They are
the "regulars" or conservatives and
the "Insurgents" or the liberals. At
this time a great struggle is on be
tween these two elements for the mas
tery of the party. Cannon is a "reg
ular" and along with others has
'sought to browbeat the Insurgents aid
make them keep step or quit the party.
But so powerful has the Insurgent
sentiment become within congress and
out that the Insurgents of the house
have been able through combination
with the democrats to upset the power
of the regulars.
The future course of the quarrel
between the two elements within the
party is going to be a subject of in
tense Interest. The fight Is not over.
It will probably be carried into the
next national republican convention
Which elemtn will triumph or will
either element become dominant?
Perhaps a compromise will be effect
ed. Again it may be utterly impos
sible to unite the warring elements
and as a result there may be a com
plete realignment of the political
fcrces of the country.
This much is certain at this time.
A great "shake-up" is underway.
GO TO IT."
Pendleton will not complain if the
Washington-Oregon traction company
builds an electric line southward Into
Grant county. There are two great
sections with which this city needs
electric line connections the Irrl
gated section of the west end and the
country to the southward. As to
which direction offers the best In
ducementa to roadbullders at this
time that Is a matter that concerns
the builders rather than the people of
this city.
Regarding a line southward certain
ly there are many things favoring
such a route. Such a line would pro
vide an entrance into Grant county
and an outlet for the products of that
Interior region. At this time Grant
county is "bottled Up." Its only con
nection with the outside world con
sists In the little line to Baker City.
That line furnishes very roundabout
service for Grant county. A much
more direct connection with the out
side world could be supplied through
a line to Pendleton.
Then a line southward would 're
sult In the development and settle
ment of the great area In the south
ern part of Umatilla county. It would
also open a way to the timber of that
region which could then be brought
to this city for manufacture. If a
line of any sort is built to the south
ward Pendleton must take steps to
see that saw mills are established
here.
If the Washington-Oregon company
wants to build a line southward the
company may rest assured they will
haw the support of the people of
Pendleton and likewise of the "terri
tory to be traversed. Go ahead and
build the line. Then when that line
is built construct a line from Pendle
ton to the Columbia via the Umatilla
project.
EVOLUTION.
In the early days the frontier stock
man scoffed at the wheatralser.
When a few "newcomers' undertook
to fence up some of the range in this
county and to attempt farming they
were laughed at with scorn. The old
timers did not think wheatraislng
would pay and they said the range
would be ruined.' Now the wheat
bierons, fuedal successors of the old
cattle kings, laugh at the Irrigatlon-
ists and at the man who attempts
diversified farming. Their arguments
are in a class with those used by the
stockmen against the pioneer wheat
raisers. Irrigation won't do. Neither
will intensified farming pay In the dry
land section. The wheat baron does
not want to see the big grain ranches
broken up. But nature will take Its
course in spite of opposition. It al
ways does. Some day In the greater
part of Umatilla county there will be
a higher state of agriculture than
prevails at this time.
WHY NOT?
Proper crosswalks add much to the
appearance of a city and they like
wise tend mightily to serve the con
venience of people during stormy
weather. But the crosswalks in Pen
dleton don't do this. They fall of
this for several reasons. To begin
with crosswalks are entirely lacking
in many places. Where walks exist
they are of wood and are usually so
delapidated as to be of little value.
Pendleton needs more cross walks and
it is the belief of this paper that they
should be constructed of material
more durable than wood. Bituiithlc
walks are highly recommended and
hey should be very serviceable. The
East Oregonian would like to see some
of the main traveled streets provided
with cross walks of bitulithic or some
other hard surface material. Why
not build a few this spring or sum
mer? The new Christian church dedica
ted yesterday, adds much to the ap
pearance of the river front on the
north side. That section will appear
to better advantage still after a boul
evard has been built down the mill
race to the academy and after the old
cemetery tract has been Improved.
Human Ingenuity has not yet reach
ed the point where such accidents as
train wrecks can be entirely guarded
against. Therefore people can only
offer words of sympathy for the unfor.
tunate men who were killed In the
wreck near Cayuse yesterday.
Towns are , built by men
of
thusiasm; not by croakers.
Prepare
for the big teachers con-
ventlon.
The cannon has been spiked.
GEO. ADE ON ADVERTISING.
In an address before the Cleveland
Ad Club, Mr. Ade said:
"The chief thing in preparing an
advertisement, if I may judge from
my own brief experience in that line,
Is to make your ad convincing. If
your copy does not carry the convlC'
tlon that you yourself believe in the
article you are exploiting then you
have not prepared a strong advertise
ment. For Instance. I used to write
the ads for a patent medicine concern
that was pushing a cure for the tobac
co habit. It was my task to write
about the curse of being addicted to
the use of deadly nicotine and how
easily the habit could be overcome by
using the remedy we were placing on
the market. And the stuff had
large sale because, when I wrote the
ads, I was sitting smoking content
edly at a cigarette or pipe, in a room
thick with tobacco smoke, and I
knew what I was writing about."
Miss Gusher It was very good of
you, Mr. Hlghroller, to name your
yacht after me. - What Is she like?"
Hlghroller Well, she's not much
to look at, don'tcherknow, but she's
very fast."
iVHEX IT AIXi STARTED.
When Adam met Eve he was bashful
and shy, .
Till at lost he grew bold and began
to pay court
(You may put ail your trust In this
faithful report.) ,. ,
And he stammered and blushed every
time she came nigh.
"You're the prettiest girl that I ever
have seen"
And that's how it started.
When Eve. with a beautiful blush on
her face.
Yielded shyly and sweetly to Adam's
embrace,
And put up her red lips for the true
lover pact
(You may set all this down as an ab
solute fact).
She inquired, while he breathed the
fond names on his list:
"Have you said that to all of the girls
you have kissed ?"-,
And that's how that started.
When Adam asked Eve if she would
be his bride.
She looked up and looked down, and
she sighed and she sighed.
And she let him take hold of her lily
white hand
(This is history', now. as you must un
derstand), v
Then she said in a voice that was
dulcetly low:
"I must take time to think; 'tis too
sudden, you know."
And that's how that started.
When they had been married a few
years or so,
Then Adam told Eve: "We're invit
ed to go
To a dinner and dance with some
friends down in Nod."
(This is truly authentic, although it
sounds odd.)
Eve replied with a sad and sorrowful
air:
"I can't go. Don't you see I have
nothing to wear?"
And that's how' that started.
Wilber D. Nesbit In Life.
THE TRAVELER.
We
thought he never went ' from
home!
He questioned us where each would
roam:
"Now, when thou thy steps do bend
Where east and west their limits
blend-
Say whither, now. wouldst thou be
gone?"
"To that old land of spirit dawn
Where sits the Sphinx her timeless
seat,
While burning sandstorms 'round her
beat." I ,
"And thou?"
"The candor I would track,
That knows where sleeps Manco Ca
pac.
And all his treasures hid in eld."
"And whither would thy way be
held?"
"The winter Palace gala night
Frost fire and smiles and danger
bright!"
"And thou?'"
"For me, the coral strand,
Sheen islets in the south sea bland."
Thus would we travel, were we free,"
We said, "but hardly shall it be ".
"But," smiled our friend, "this very
while,
I see that thou has been by Nile;
And thou has heard the rushing wings
That guard old Andes' sleeping kings;
And thou hast had .thy glittering
night,
L'nbidden by the Muscovite!
And thou didst reach thine islands
sheen; ,
Where thought hath been, there ye
have been!"
"But thine own self?" we asked our
friend,
"Where was thy journey's goal and
end?"
"Oh, I? The realm where I have
been,
'Tls not on any chart, I ween;
And If afar or near, without,
Or if within, I still must doubt;
'Tls a good land, where'er it be.
Whither the swift Thought carries
me;
And I return therefrom so glad
A better Journey no one had!"
. N. Y. Sun.
A WOMANLY WOMAN.
She stayed at home.
You don't hear of her.
She was too busy to talk.
She was too well bred to brag.
She didn't say she disliked hotels.
She murmured not when Mrs. Rich
drove off.
She didn't declare resort life too
vapid.
She was making school dresses for
wear later.
She was taking her children for
day excursions Into the open places.
She had explained all she can of the
flowers, trees and Insect life.
She studies some good nature books
aoling with the children before their
excursions.
She has superintended her child
ren's, gams and their gardening ef
forts In addition to her own work.
And she's the "salt of the earth,"
this woman who is above aping those
with more money, and who rejoices In
a fine mind and body, which she puts
to the best possible use, Philadelphia
Record.
The best conversationalist Is the
one who knows what not to say.
WHEN the stomach Is weak,
the bowels constipated and tho
liver Inactive, you need the Bit
ters badly. Delay only causes
countless days of misery. In
sist on
OSTETTER
CELEBRATED
STOMACH
BITTER
in
S. S. S. cures "Catarrh by removing the cause from the blood.' It so
thoroughly purifies the circulation that there is nothing left to Inflame and
irritate tl:o mucous linings of the body, which is the most prominent and
dangerous c"cct of Catarrh. As long as the mucous membranes and
tissues are kppt in a state of Intiamniation and lrrltnuon Dy an impure uu
Infected comhtion of the circulation,
symptoms of ringing noises in the ears, mucous dropping bacK into tne
throat, hoaJeches, watery eyes, difficult breathing, aud even stomach
disorders n:irl weakened health, cannot be permanently relieved until the
blood is purified. Local applications alone can hava uo real curativO' value,
because such treatment does not reacu the biooil. sprays, mnamtions,
lotions, etc., are valuable only for their cleansing and antiseptio effect, but
If depended on alono Catarrh sufferers will find a cure impossible. Nothing
equals S. S. f. for curing Catarth. It goes down into the circulation, gets
at the root ci the l.oublo, and removes every particle of catarrhal matter
from the WcO. cm enriches this vital fluid so that instead of irritating
the ditTere- t mv.co'ts portions of the body, it nourishes them with rich,
health-civ.: p properties. Then the symptoms begin to pass away, and
Oatarrh id permanently cured. !-?:
tn. THE SWIFT
AN ILU'STIUOI S WOMAN.
Illustrious among the names of wo
men is that of Harriet Martlneau,
Journalist, politician economist and.
translator of the "Positive Philoso
phy." Kew men have ever- surpassed
her In Intellectual power, and among
women It would be difficult to. find
her mental superior.
Harriet Martlneau was born at Nor
wich, England, June 12. 1802. Her
parents were of Huguenot stock, and
at the time of Harriet's birth were
well-to-do woolen manufacturers. Mr.
Martlneau was ever busy with his
work at the -mills, and Mrs. Martl
neap was equally busy with keeping
her house in order, so that, while
they were most excellent people they
did not seem to be able to find the
time to love their children as much
as they ought.
At a very early age Harriet became
Introspective a very unnatural and
unfortunate condition for a little girl
to be In and, having no world of af
fection and romance to romp In, she
turned to the world of books and
thinking.
In this way her Intellect was devel
oped at the expense of her heart, and
the divine sentiment of the soul was
forced to wait upon logic and phi
losophy. It was a case of Apollo in
the service of Admetus, or of Prospero
in bondage to Caliban.
Hut Harriet Martincau's heart Was
hard to kill. She was by nature a
person of large sentimentality and
profound sympathy, and In her twen
tieth year she found herself in love.
She spoke several languages; ! she
was deeply read in history, art. sci
ence and pholosophy; the force of her
intellect was acknowledged by all
but in her heart was the voice that
these things failed to fill.
She loved and loved in vain her
parents refusing to permit the atten
tions of the one upon whom she had
set her affection. By and by the
young man died, and Harriet never
loved again.
Then 'It was that the brilliant young
woman, since she was not permitted
to love, resolved that she would make
it up In thinking in thinking more
steadily and deeplly than ever be
fore. Since the world of her heart
had been blasted, she would turn,
more resolutely than ever, to the
world of the intellect.
The result came In the shape of the
writings which were powerful in their
time, and are still influencing the
thoughts of men.
For the London Daily News Miss
Martlneau wrote hundreds of edito
rials which made the denizens of the
great capital think as they had never
boon mmle to think hpforo
in h..- Htr.rir-R ,.f noiitifu'i or-nnnmv
she told the truths which set all the
kings of Europe and their henchmen
a-swearlng. The great "White Czar"
got so mad that he Issued an order
for the "destruction of all the books
of Harriet Matineau found In Russia."
These stories of political economy,
circulating by hundreds of thousands
did a great deal toward pre
paring Europe for the advance that
is coming to it in these days, and the
cause of humanity was at the same
time mightily assisted lly the many
able and Inspiring articles that Miss
Martlneau wrote for the various mag
aznies. But Harriet Martlneau's greatest
work was her translation of Auguste
Compte's "Positive Philosophy." By
that she is best known, and by that
she established her surest guarantee
to fame. '
The translator we may almost say
the recreator of the "Positive Phi
losophy" Is sure of a literary Immor
tality. While the history of phi
losophy lives, along with It will live
the fair name of Harriet Martlneau.
Rev. T. H. Gregory In the San Fran
cisco Examiner.
GUIDE TO PROFESSIONS.
Bullfighter This profession Is not
Orpheum Theatre
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PICTURES
For Men, Women and Children
KEK PROGRAM IN TODAY'S PAPER.
Program Changes on Sundays, Tuesday's and Friday's.
REMOVES THE C&D5E
QFCMAHBH
Catarrh will remain. Its disagreeable
on Catarrh and any medical advice
SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. GA-
ortfe In which money can be made In
America. It Is necessary to go to a
Spanish country for that; but the pre
liminary work can bo done in your
home district, unless, of course, you
are living In a flat, where the Intro
duction of a bull would be difficult
and probably disastrous to the In
stallment furniture. If you are living
on a farm, got Into the field with a
large, bull of pugnacious disposition
Wave a red cloth at him, and do not
move until he is within two feet of
you. Then step easily and gracefully
to one side while the animal charges
past you. If you are not far enough
to the side you will be somewhat In
commoded by the rushof the bull,
and when you come out of hospital
should make up your mind to take
up some other profession say, II
brarlnn. When you learn to dodge
'neatly and surely, begin to practice
stabbing the animal with a match
and after you have worn out eight or
nine bulls In this way you will be
ready for Madrid,
Office Boy To become a good of
flee boy It Is necessary for a youngster
to. spend all his early years in diligent
preparation for the position. Never
except when eating, must the boy stop
whistling in the most piercing tone
he can command. When he hns per
fected this and acquired the necessary
endurance to whistle without stop
for eight hours, he is ready to go to
work. i
Peach Perhaps no more popular
profession exists than this. It is ta
ken up by an increasing number of
girls every year, and those that do
not go In for It frequently become
pippins, which Is a Vocation of much
the same character. It Is almost Im
possible to give directions for the suc
cessful study of this and perhaps the
best way to become a peach is to for
get all about it and not eat too many
ice-cream sodas.
Pedestrian To be a successful pe
destrian It Is advisable not to make
too much of a hobby of winning, as
then it will be difficult to get matches.
In order to acquire the necessary en
durance to compete In maTathons and
so obtain the "cush," practice run
ning after a taxicab when the taxi
is golnfr to pick up a fare, not when
the fare Is already corralled.
Telephone Girl Among the quali
fications demanded by some of the
companies are: "
Height, health, even temper, rosy
complexion, good nature, cool head.
Frankly, anyone possessing these
qualifications should not trouble to
enter this profession, but would be
more usefully employed In making
happy some lucky husband Wex
Jones In San Franyleco Examiner.
I the government is going to build
1 8-'";000 battleships, it should not
complain about the Increased cost of
government living.
F. A. CLI8E
the only Exclusive Op
tometrist located la
-.:"! Umatilla county.
Office John Schmidt building, Pen
dleton, Ore. Over 30 years practice
fitting glasses. Remember I grind
my own glasses. ' Eyes carefully ex
amined and glasses ground to fit.
ANOTHER GOOD BUY
1640 acres all fenced, good new
posts, 800 acres In grain, 250 acres of
alfalfa land mostly set, will cut 7G0
tons of alfalfa this year, a stream of
water runs through which furnishes
plenty of water for Irrigating, good
concrete dams and ditches, good
buildings, lots of fruit trees and ber
ries. This is an Ideal place for feed
ing stock for the market. A railroad
runs right through the middle of it.
Tou can buy this flue ranch for 146,
000. B. T. WADE,
Office in American Nat. Bank Bid.
Peadleton, Ore.
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