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I Pendleton. Athena, WKONICKOAY. KBimiTARY B. 1K2 TO BE OR NOT TO BE THE SHAKE8PEARIANA OF OREGON POLITICIANS Dramatis Personae. C. A C. W. Fulton Time. Johns sod Recently Scene. Qoldburg. The Hnkor City Herald has the fol lowing. ACT 1. 8CKNE 1. I I.41 office of C. A. Johns.) John talonoi Mow weary. Hat. stall- nnil unprofitable seem to tnc iht uses of all this world. Fie ou t O. tip that I should MM to this. I .-t mc not think on't. My name for gov, tenor sounds odd Uut who knocks thou ? Moft now the glorious Ful ton. (Knter State Senator Fulton I .My honored lord, how ore you this mornlne" How are you this many a day? Fulton- Finer than silk and bring you thr glorious news. The state r,i Oregon demands you for Its gover nor. Johns What means your lordship? Fulton There is no name under the sweet heavens sounds M swe t a.s C. A .lohns for governor. You are the expectancy and the rose of t h i .- fair state the observed of all oli rver- Johns .My lord what play Is thlh? Fulton Tin by Oonzago who dwells in Portland an Italian eml B tatty tit for the work of makn.g governors Johns Hut what of FurnUh? Fulton He is In his retirement marveloualy distempered. Johns And Lowell Fulton Dead as Julius OMHri bull pup. Johns And tall Theodore? Fulton Heaut It ully beaten Johns- TIs well and fitly spokei. I have thom on the hip Now for a"- ROV,rn tho of Oregon. 'TIs a ,l0D I consummation devoutly to l- wlsl. r",t0Or"Ad ml"'1 yw" ct youil. To get the nomination Aye uiiKht I., you hear nie? ( an you ,,.,, , ,,(, n) Th(,re h rP8pP(., ,,,) elay this play by Oonzago fnmt, () , ()h , whp ar,, John- Aye my lord, and with your i4))ls T(, pnnl(i , Mnf, whl))1HW D lp I can astonish the natives and ,,,, T,. of tnt BOVernor s ti. kle nonzalgo to a finish. For good ,1I)nvftr(1 from whos. bourne n pol' Is Oonzalgo. who holds th aUt of tlcn ver returns. It ptuilw the uregon in the hollow of his hauls ... i,.,hlnkh r,. i.t. i,ai. and will bring this to pass. Fulton Most excellently spoke.:. Now see to it these btiuchgrasH poll tu ians do not put wheels in your .u in: ki kI (ionzago has promised i OtUMorf nil' and needs your person al help Ke.u them not; they are all troubled with weak hams and shalhw wit. Johns 'TIs e'en so. I'll get that nomination and tell pale fear it lies and sleep In spite of thunder. Out. my honored sir. what will the natives ;ty of this colloquy? Fulton Huz. buz. I am looking ii this country regarding the sugar beet industry; also recreating for m hwaltli. Do you tumble? Johns Yes. yes. Farewell ni honored aJe javpn 0Ur d)eu laid plans. Fulton--Amen Adieu. (Ex't Fulton. Johns t alonei This play of Oonza go puzzles me. .1 never knew him to play an play only for Oonzago Then ma le method In it. but I'm irom .Missouri, uonzagn tnosi sno.' m III turn out th. llRh and see If I ran deter t the ctillutl pusson In this sanrtuui saurtoloruni. I'll commune , BEAUTIFUL SKIN Soft White Hands Luxuriant Hair Prvdutee) fey fuiicura YSDar The mnsleflectlTfl skin purifying and lieaatl rylng soap in tfee worlil, a well as pureai anil sweetest for ullel. balb, ami nursery Tbe ooly presenture ot pimples, blackbead. red, nwKti.aiid oily tkm.red, mugb baml with itebiug imIuus ami abaix-les nail, dry, thin, aasl 111 w..- hair, and simple baby bletniabee. heraiiM) Um only prereotlTe of the cause, Tl , inHjinnul ion sad ' logging of tbr I'omks UtA-i sesvf vkeei rms D. a CQasr.. Pw In sss Uwt,UsfaVssyttrulSku.UsuU.uUit.Sm. Nau's Dyspepsia Cure Mas cured these case and it will cure you . J. M. Church, LaOraude, Ore. says, "I suff'ereti 1. 11 J' years, and believe had I not used Nan's Dyspeiwia Cure I would not 1st- alive tn write you a testimonial " n. .1 1. I .ilk Koush liiaJio. aava: "I BiifTerel for yonra; fouud many reliefs but in cute except yours." For safe by TgJImgn or Co., and all first class druggists, or send to Fraak Nsiu, Portland Hotel Pharmacy , Port toad, Oregon. Price fi bottle or 6 bottles for f , empress pic pa Id THK OKNTI.KMAV AN1' TIIK Mi (Jin- day ii Oentleman with hiiyeeeit mi his lisi ami pumpkin vln pinned mi his breast for a bouquet enteral a lari department Store, mul a lie eaiinteroi bout with hie hands under his cent-1. ills hu asked h the rrd-heiided (llr l.ehln1 tli. perfumer)- counter If he would ohtta-r her by looKlnr nt thr larsr mm varied .iseortment or ox-voke lut pln ,d ..n mile "i would fuln do as vou wish, fair M.ild " renin d the (lentlemni. from Pp dunk, as he rubbed his noee .igaltisl a bOttll of famll) ammmila. "but 1 am n .i hum' to see the Hoss nnil cannot tarry what have we here" ask-l the H"hs, wlun the tienllem.iii st.-ul In for him "I woutdst slmil askwhv thou never hast sale nf corset -tuns- at halt price' I am sure 11 would result in s erusn "gur.lv It Would. 01 Trni le Reuben. nd your question answers Itself A crush would refult (n personal lnmr a ilien or more women ana defeat MS n"x' sal rtf J'-cent curling-tongs marked 'iwn to ii cents "Urn eaid tne Oentlemsri from the torn pasture "hsst enterprise stopped with oTfnlns a nurserv In connection with vour store Canst net llgure out if the inAired ace taken ogre of In wins own store hospital, by thlm owt ston doctors ami ni home in thtnr own slots ssnbulances that you've n"t (he ouIro on an c-mp liters Thou canst even o farther, and If any nre dead, let thine nwn store undertaker lav them away In thine own arore cemetery? Ha. "B gosh i dew' chuckb'd the uosh nnd he took the (lentlemsn around to the Jamaica alnw" department and filled him up to the chin Wtth Hon scheme C. A. Johc s on (lonzagn s ACT II (Lights out.) Johns tsolllotiuibingl To he or u l to he: that Is the question Whether It 1e nnhlnr tti th mlml hi nrnrtl i- lnv. ,. ., ftrIH al,ain.. u ....t Ills I have than tly to others I knov not Of, I'll tlx It I'll wrlti QOBMBO ai PottllBd my aceeptan-1 I will. I wont. I shall. I shan't Damned If I do. DUUMd It I dObl (Slow curtain Hed Bin Catarrh lannot Be Cured With local appllcAtlou, tiiey cannot tescb the seat of the !.-.-. Cetarrh Is s blow! or conitltutional dlneasv, and In order t rur-It you muit tkc Internal remedies. 111'.'" larrh Cure U taken inlernally and acta directly SO Mm Mooil and inucou iuilscei. Hall'" ' turn, Cure i not a qna k medicine. It wan pre scribed by one of the ben physicians in thi country for years, aad Uaregularpreacrlplloi. It Is composed o( tbe beat tonics known, com blned with the bed blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucou surfaces. 'I henrfev: ouibiBttoa ol the two ingredient ! what e atirh wonderful resulu In curing ca larrh Mend for testimonials, free. F. J. CIIKNEY & CO , I'rops.. loieuo. U. tol.1 by drucslsts. prlee 7V Ull s Tamlly Puis are the best DALLES CHRONICLE IS FOR WILLIAMSON . . . , . Come Oul Squarely Against Moody m the fight for Congress. f h lalles Chrou'cle thus ftoelsUM I ni. tie euiigressionai ngni In the approaching contest foi the nomination for ron.fressman 01 this district tin Chronicle is for Senator J N Wlllamson. of Frlnevllle. rtr. i last aud all the time. It boa no apol ogy to offer for assuming this posi Hon. nor Is an apology needed It has no personal grievance to avenge on the present tivumbent. no enemy tn punish, no friend to reward- It takes the higher ground that patriotli duty towards a great and growing 1 .immunity demands the choice ot the best available talent for congress man : demands imperatively ih cholce of a man whose accomplish ments give fair and reasonable hope that they will be able to render ef- h-ctive service tu bis constituents N11 change is desired or asked for nn-re change sake We agree with on. of our contemporaries that. "It arowM be a great mistake to exchange a capable man who has served twu terms, for a new man who would hav 0 gci acquainted, 'learn the rope' aud get sized up' generally Uu we submit. It is a still greater mir taki to first elect an incompetent man and after be has had ample time to demonstrate his incompetency, in persist In retaining him in office when ahiindauct valuable material is available That is the exact situ atlon as the Chronicle sees it. On the other baud. Senator Williamson is in uo way an untried wan. ii bog served an extensive apprenticeship in legislative work in both houses of the Oregon legislature, where lie earned the reputation, in many a well fought battle, of being a most faithful capable aud successful leg islator. Favorite Nearly Everywhere. Constipation means dullness, de presslon, headache, generally dlsor dered health De Witt's Little Karl. Uisers stimulate the liver, open the bowels and relieve this condition Safe, speedy and thorough. They never gripe. Favorite pills- Taliman ' & Co and Brock & McComas Co COURT ITEMS. Suits and Liens Filed and Estates Settled. Tuesday a lien was tiled on a h mte and lot belonging to Thomas RtMVi of Oklah. by the Despaln Broth tfl r)l the same place, for fM.0, allege! to j be due for lumber used III bull. Hi. j, the liniise. Thomas Mil.uk. has attached (hi1 east lialf of section If, In township I, north oi rang' IS, K W. II., belong ing t 1. M Iluson. ami brought suit for Judgment ngalnst him in the um of $ini alleged to be due on two proin Issory notes, one for o which was given April 13. lti'J'J. and the other driuvii 1 1 it- $n March li'im Tin first one was due January I. 1901 tad tin seeoipi mie hu demand, but nelth er have been paid Heslde Interes' and priiieipnl. plnintiff asks the court tn award him t:n attorneys' fees in I i osts ni act ion Carter r. Ituley ar Um Bttonwjn tor plaintiff. John I, Qtmtano, ftdMlnlstnttoi ol the estate of John V. (iurdatie is OOMOd has tiled his final report ni Ok settling up o( the estate and DOM dls. -lint-getl l ludge llartman J. F. Karl has also died his ilnn'. account in the settling up oi tip sj tate of tin de eased Simeon D Karl and beep discharged by the county bulge A Pioneer Dead at Dayton. Dayton Wash Feb 5. 1 8pe oil 1 A. Ilauan. aged til! years, died in this city Sunday evening of senile dfeogl Air Hunan came across the l'l"s 111 IV.I and was a ploneei .i eastern Washington. He was a na tive nt Kcntucks and was one ot tin Daniel Hooue party 01 pioneers lie iiartleliialed In the battle nt Wall:: Wglla in l.V. Females of All Ages lincl these Pills simply invaluable, as a few doses will restore free and regular conditions and effectually remove the causes of much suffer ing to the sex. Beecham's Pills. Sel l Kterrwaate-lD base Mc mm) St. You will make money By calling on the New Lumbermen before purchasing that bill of lumber. New slx tls going up New stock coming in At the- new retail lumber yard Gray's Harbor Commercial Co., opposite the W. A: C. K. depot PKN DltSTON, OHKUON. W. J. SEWELL, Manager HOTEL ARRIVALS. The Pendleton vv QrM Btlw city IV Ii. CkUTStSOB, HI I'atll. .1 N Hcrlber. Im Orande. .1 U. tllendenltiK. Portland v t; Holland, Portlsad. lamen Wright. North Yakima. John T Braokl. San Francisco. Chillies Fleming. Snn Francisco. ,i w Best, Wstitou, K K Plowden, San Francisco Qoorgl H BOOttltt, Chicago. Miss Annie Fulton, Wasco. ii s. Dsjboii, DittnUt. M A Warner UnCOUl William Mi Lean. Portland, (leorge S. Uabhert. Spokane. W A Limb, Chicago. M B. IMtnei San Fraui Isco. II W Smith Maker City M. J. Schmidt . San Francisco. A S Heartfleld. Spokane Bdgar M LazeniH. Portland H, (i Hendryx. Haker City. It W Ulnkely. Portland. w L Hamlin, Bsltlmort. N II Mackllnln. Portland, lin B, F Paul. Jay I. Van Clove ,1 .1 Barna, Portland. a Roderick Grant, Portland. H W Harris Sun Frnttclsco. T. O. HllbOfn, Chicago. Kd lllaekbum Omahn. T W IMMOD, Portland. I W (litest. Nebraska Join 1 tiurnee Portland U S Q KtthB Oinithn The Golden Rule. Mrs l.i -in hers. Heppnei OlMI lei I. Hush. Milton N C S A W K l II Mali II F 0. K K L .1 v Miss Smith Wnseo Fraus .Spokane Kenlleld. Woonsm ket (illletle nnd wife. BfOWl Omaha. Ooherty. Iloppner Fletcher. Fortland Hart. Kt Louis. Htover. Haker Clt lennle Dykes. Milton Kit Carson Walla Walla (' P Rlnket. Hpoknne Mrs. Thompson. Union Mrs. I J Musgrove (' Mart well Fooatello. W II Klep)it and wife. Hill Itlng Local merchants who oxpect local ncwspniers to protect their business bj rofvitBi to take foreign advertts Ing should at lea.it show their appre elation by contracting for some space themselves. Mt.:isiield. O.. News. GROWS HAIR LIKE THIS within a tW month . NgWMO'g Hstgnctn kllta the dandrull genus that c.iuso tailing hair and I'm illy baldness. No nthsjt 'i paratioil hut llerpii nie kills the dan- nri:lt ini. IH-stroy the ci'i-e, i 1 rcinuve the effect HarpteMe is a deHghffui hair lr- -oiiik '"' lentil. ir toilet use. I.I VI viistok , Most , Sral . 90. 1 1 1 i v . . iisr.1 uan-lull Imlll i f III re" Sir, .....I my l,ra. I is lrt.i tiuui lUu.Hu.f , I my I uiilU'loiilMlonitriiy. Ism very huh Ii -nthnel ovrr tin- lesulie, utul bav. rrvi'linn mini It lo numU t . , my Irten.la-Mi- M (sioni I. list nvriN. l or Sale at all I int. Class Unix Stores. 1- ' MMWMUWaNM The Umatilla Implement Cor Flyinc Dutchman fi A nor Dl -"6 riuws, Canton Clipper Gang p0Ws ! with steel or full chilled bottoms. Ever) thing in the Implement lino ami the Best on M THOMPSON HARDWARE C0. s Successors to HANSFORD & THOMPSON Main Street, I I. . . I . . r in I I ir,lii.i , e. -,,,.. PMJ . . !-. -. in nun., kUTC9, llllWiirC, HarlwH U' Tnlc BtieieilUa lnr U,1..1. , . u ""it"-" """uuiuiiib ana i-umbertnta Qet Our Prio.- AMERICAN PLAN. $3-00 per Day and Upwards. , thk portlan: PORTLAND, okkoon. .Special Hates tu havstcrn Oregon puople vlsltlnt fortlsss. lor imirivi nnd commercial travelers. M C. BOWERS, WOOD! COAI! WOOD! COAL! WOOD! COAL! W. C. MINNIS SELLS BOTH. Kemem l oal. First Class Weod Orders Promptly Filled. Telepbone, lied 401, or eall on W. 0. HUIKJ8, Ollice Maui Hlreet, Just oiiposile HsMM font t Thompson's hardware store. CRES James B. Welch will tell yeu what these letters stand for. It's a good story. Have him tell you, and if you do not, you will find out later by watching this space. CLEV PlasMHs, in the I The Columbia Lodging House NEWLY FURNIHHKh I mu in rtiNNK(TIOK IN t'KNTKROr BUX1 BET. ALTAWEBflffi F.XsCHBMPP.Ns f