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s o n a g e s n s H a r v e y B irch
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D u n h a iu ?
P rob ­
a b ly n ot. A nd y e t J u m e s
F e n n im o r e
C oop er
w as
A m erica 's first r e p r e s e n ta tiv e n o v e list.
H e w a s o n e o f t h e b est-k n o w n figu res
o f h is tim e. In E u ro p e a s w ell a s In
A m erica. A n il w h a t Is m o r e — E u rop e
Is s t ill r e a d in g h is n o v e ls, w ith a p ­
p a r e n tly u n a b a te d g u sto.
Y a le Is h o n o r in g h er fa m o u s son
t h e s e la t te r d a y s in w h a t is to b e
c a lle d th e C o o p er room o f th e S te r ­
lin g M em orial lib ra ry . In t h is C oop ­
e r room w ii b e h ou sed ' m em o r a b ilia ,
w h ic h th e u n iv e r s ity b u s la t e ly a c ­
q u ired by g if t fro m J a m e s F e n n im o r e
C oop er o f C o o p e r sto w n . X. Y., g r a n d ­
so n o f t h e n o v e lis t.
T h e s e m e m o r a b ilia in c lu d e th e m an ­
u s c r ip ts
of
th e
''L e a th e r s to c k in g
T a le s “a n d o th e r C o o p e r sto r ie s.
T h e r e a r e a ls o th r e e d ia r ie s o f th e
a u th o r, a m a rb le b u st by D a v id , p o r­
tr a its an d a g r e a t c o lle c tio n o f le tte r s.
S o m e o f t h e s e le t te r s a r e to m em b ers
o f b is fa m ily . O th e rs fo rm h is c o r r e ­
sp o n d e n c e w ith su c h d istin g u is h e d
c o n te m p o r a r ie s a s S ir W a lte r S co tt.
L a fa y e tte ,
W a sh in g to n
Ir v in g an d
S a m u e l M orse. T h e r e Is m uch th a t
is n e w in t h e s e le tte r s , for m ost o f
th e m h a v e b een k ep t p r iv a te in a c ­
cordance
w ith
C ooper'g e x p r e s se d
w ish th u t t h is b io g ra p h ica l m a ter ia l
sh o u ld n o t b e p u b lish ed d u rin g th e
liv e s o f h is d e sc e n d a n ts w h o w e r e liv ­
in g a t t h e tim e o f h is d ea th in 1851.
C oop er w a s born in 1789 In B u r lin g ­
to n , N . J., b u t w a s ta k e n In in fa n c y
to th e fa m ily 's n e w h o m e at w h a t is
n o w C o o p ersto w n , n ea r L a k e O tsego,
N . Y.— t h e G llm m e r g la s s o f h is n o v els.
H e w e n t to Y a le a t th ir te e n , h u t an
u n a p p r e c ia tiv e fa c u lty s e n t him h om e
a t th e e n d o f h is se c o n d y e a r . T h en
fo llo w e d a sh o r t p erio d a s a m erch a n t
s a ilo r an d fo u r y e a r s in th e n a v y o f
t h e U n ite d S ta te s . In 1811 h e re­
sig n e d h is c o m m issio n , m a rried and
s e ttle d d o w n a s a g e n tle m a n farm er.
U n til h e w a s th ir ty C oop er ap p ar­
e n tly h ad n o d e s ir e to w r ite . T h en
h e p ro d u ced
'P r e c a u tio n ,” a dull
sto r y o f E n g lish life , o f w h ic h h e th en
k n e w n o th in g .
C oop er tried a g a in a t o n c e and a s­
to n is h e d t h e w o rld w ith “T h e S p y .”
H e r e h e k n e w w h a t h e w a s w r itin g
a b o u t. H e d rew on th e t a le s th a t
m en o f m a n y k in d s h ad reco u n ted
a b o u t t h e old f a m ily firep la ce. H e
d r e w on th e lo v e ly c o u n tr y th a t
str e tc h e d a w a y on e v e r y sid e . T w o
y e a r s la t e r a p p ea red “T h e P io n e e r s ,”
In w h ich L e a th e r s to c k in g first m a k e s
o u r a c q u a in ta n c e . T h e sa m e y e a r ap ­
p ea red “T h e P ilo t ,” in w h ich C oop er
d rew upon s e a l if e a s h e had liv ed
it. T h e r e a r e lite r a r y e x p e r ts w h o
m a in ta in
to t ills d a y th a t “T h e
P ilo t” Is th e b e s t s e a sto r y e v e r
w ritte n .
H e r e Is a b it th a t s h o w s C o o p er at
h is b e st in w r itin g o f t h e In d ia n . It
is from “T h e L a s t o f th e M o h ica n s.”
U n c a s , c a p tu r ed b y t h e H u ron s, h a s
b een fo r c e d to run th e g a u n tle t, and
b y m ir a c le s o f a g ility h a s e sc a p e d Im­
m e d ia te d e a th an d g a in e d tem p o ra r y
s a n c tu a r y b y r e a c h in g a sm a ll p a in t­
ed p o st In fro n t o f th e p r in c ip a l lod ge.
H is p erso n Is n ow p r o te c te d by Im m e­
m orial a n d sab red u sa g e , u n til th e
trib e in c o u n cil h a s d e lib e r a te d and
d e te r m in e d h is fa te . T h e e x c e r p t :
A g e and the O ld
D
" D e la w a r e ," s a id th e o ld c h ie f , " th o u g h
o n e o f a n a t io n o f w o m e n , y o u h a v e
p r o v e d y o u r s e lf a m a n . I w o u ld g iv e
y o u fo o d ; b u t h e w h o e a t s w ith a
H u r o n s h o u ld b e c o m e h ie fr ie n d . B e e t
In p e a c e t i l l th e m o r n in g s u n , w h e n
o u r la s t w o r d s s h a ll b e s p o k e n .
T w o o f m y y o u n g m e n a r e in p u r s u it
o f y o u r c o m p a n io n ; w h e n th e y g e t
b a c k , th e n w ill o u r w is e m e n s a y to
y o u , 'D iv e o r die.' "
Getting His Own Back
A m o n g th e g u e s t s a t a w ed d in g
b r e a k fa s t In t h e c o u n tr y w a s o n e
w h o se c o n tin u e d r u d e n e ss m ad e him
e x tr e m e ly o b je c tio n a b le to th e rest o f
th e co m p a n y .
H is co n d u ct, th o u g h n ig h u n b ea r­
ab le, w a s p u t u p w ith fo r so m e tim e,
u n til h e h eld up on h is fork n p ie c e
o f m ea t w h ich had b een se r v e d to him
and rem a rk ed lu a v o ic e o f in te n d ed
h u m or, “ Is th is p ig ? ”
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at a l.o a A n g e le s t e a :
"A ge is a very s e n s it iv e su b ject,
e s p e c ia lly In th e m o v ies. In th e m ov­
ies. you s e e , on<‘ Is old s o soon.
''B ut ev ery b o d y is s e n s itiv e o n th e
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A b oy sa id to h is
fa th e r o n e d a y :
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S p o h n ’;
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e x c la im e d U n c a s : “t w ic e s in c e h e h a s
b e e n y o u r p r is o n e r h a s th e D e la w a r e
b eard a g u n th a t he k n o w s.
Y our
y o u n g m e n w i l l n e v e r c o m e b a c k ."
"If t h e L e n e p e a r e e o s k i l l f u l , w h y
is o n e o f t h e ir b r a v e s t w a r r io r s h ere?"
"H e f o ll o w e d in t h e s t e p s o f a fly ­
in g c o w a y d , a n d f e l l In to a sn a r e . T h e
r u n n i n g b e a v e r m a y be c a u g h t .”
A s U n c a s t h u s r e p lie d , h e p o in te d
w it h h is A n g e r to w a r d th e s o lit a r y
H u r o n , b u t w it h o u t d e ig n i n g to b e s to w
a n y o t h e r n o t ic e o n e o u n w o r t h y a n
o b j e c t. ,
" R e e d - t h a t ib e n d e ,” s a id t h e c h ie f , a d ­
d r e s s in g th e y o u n g c u lp r it b y n a m e
a n d In h ts p r o p e r la n g u a g e , " th o u g h
th e G r e a t S p ir it h a s m a d e y o u p le a s a n t
to th e e y e s . It w o u ld h a v e b e e n b e t t e r
t h a t y o u h a d n o t b e e n b orn .
Y our
t o n g u e is lo u d In th e v il l a g e , b u t In
b a t t le It Is s t ill.
N one o f my youn g
m en s t r ik e th e t o m a h a w k d e e p e r In to
th e w a r - p o e t — n o n e o f th e m s o l ig h t ly
o n th e Y e n g e e e e .
T he enem y know
th e s h a p e o f y o u r b a c k , b u t th e y h a v e
n e v e r s e e n th e c o lo r o f y o u r e y e s .
T h r e e t im e s h a v e t h e y c a lle d on y o u
to c o m e , a n d aa o f t e n d id y o u f o r g e t
to a n s w e r . Y o u r n a m e w ill n o t be
m e n t io n e d a g a in in y o u r tr ib e — It Is
a lr e a d y f o r g o t t e n ."
A s th e c h ie f s l o w l y u t te r e d th e s e
w o r d s, p a u s in g I m p r e s s iv e ly b e tw e e n
e a c h s e n t e n c e , th e c u lp r it r a is e d h is
fa c e . In d e f e r e n c e to t h e o th e r 's r a n k
and years.
S h a m e , h o r r o r a n d p r id e
s t r u g g l e d In it s lin e a m e n t s .
He
a r o s e to h is f e e t , a n d h a r in g h is b o so m ,
lo o k e d s t e a d ily o n th e k e e n g l i t t e r i n g
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s m ile d , a s If In Joy a t h a v in g fo u n d
d e a th l e s s d r e a d f u l th a n h e a n ti, ip a t s d ,
an d f e l l h e a v i l y on h is f a c e a t th e f e e t
o f th e r ig id a n d u n y ie l d in g fo r m o f
U n c a s.
And h e r e la a b it th a t a llo w s C oop­
er'« s t y le In h lg se a sto r ie s . T h e e x ­
c e r p t Is fro m “T h e W a te r -W itc h ,” an d
is p art o f th e d e s c r ip tio n o f th u t m y s­
te r io u s and b e a u tifu l b r ig a n tin e 's e s ­
c a p e th r o u g h H e ll-G a te :
A t s u c h m o m e n t s o f I n te n s e a n x ie t y ,
th e h u m a n m in d Is w o n t t o s e e k s u p ­
p o r t In t h e o p in io n s o f o t h e r s
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w it h s t a n d in g
th e
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v e lo c it y
a n d th e c r i t ic a l c o n d it io n o f h is o w n
v e s s e l. L u d lo w
( c o m m a n d e r o f th e
c r u is e r C o q u e t t e ) c a s t a g la n c e In
o r d e r t o a s c e r t a in th e d e t e r m in a t io n
o f th e " S k im m e r o f th e S e a s" ( c o m ­
m a n d e r o f t h e p r iv a t e e r W a t e r - W it c h ) .
B la c k w e l l’s w a s a lr e a d y b e h in d th e m ,
an d a s th e t w o c u r r e n t s w e r e a g a in
u n ite d , th e b r ig a n t in e h a d lu ffe d u p
In to th e e n t r a n c e o f th e d a n g e r o u s
p a s s a g e , a n d n o w f o ll o w e d w it h in tw o
h u n d r e d f e e t o f th e C o q u e tt e , d ir e c t ly
In h e r w a k e .
T h e b o ld a n d m a n ly -
lo o k ln g m a r in e r w h o c o n t r o lle d h e r
s to o d b e t w e e n th e k n ig h t - h e a d s , 'Just
a b o v e th e I m a g e o f h is p r e t e n d 'd m is
t r e s s , w h e r e h e e x a m in e d th e f o a m in g
r e e f s , th e w h ir lin g e d d ie s , a n d th .
v a r y in g c u r r e n t s , w it h fo ld e d a r m s a n .
a r iv e te d e y e . . . .
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c a m e In d e e p t o n e s fr o m L u d lo w . " L e t
fly y o u r s h e e t s — th r o w a ll a b a c k , f o r ­
w a r d a n d a f t — a w a y w ith th e y a r d s ,
w it h a w ill, m e n !"
T o th e t a s t e o f to d a y h o o p e r 's sto -
- i e s ah ow m a n y sh o r tc o m in g s. J u s t
th e sa m e T h a c k e r a y ran k ed L e a th er-
sto c k in g , U n c a s a n d o th e r s o f C oop ­
e r ’s m en w ith th e b e st o f S c o t t ’s.
H u g o ra n k ed th em a b o v e S co tt's. Irv ­
in g , B a lz a c an d C on rad a rc a m o n g th e
m a n y w h o h a v e p a id trib u te to C o o p ­
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a r d e n t A m erica n ev e r liv ed , a s E u ­
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a b ro a d to e n jo y Ids p o p u la r ity . H is
c o n tr o v e r s ie s
k ep t
tw o c o n t in e n t s
a liv e w ith In terest.
‘‘T h e S p y ,” “ I'lo n e e r s,” a n d “T h e
P ilo t," all w ritte n b e fo r e C oop er w a s
th lr ty -flv e , a r e a tr ilo g y su ffic ien t to
m a k e th e fa m e o f a n y w riter. Y et he
w en t on a n d In 2 9 y e a r s h e p ro d u ced
32 n o v e ls. S o m e o f th em w e r e m ere
p r e a c h m e n ts , w r itte n In t h e h e a t o f
Ills ,m utiy c o n tr o v e r s ie s a t h o m e an d
a b rd a d ; so m e w e r e n o t w o rth w h ile .
Y et w h en h e d ied o f a d ro p sy In h is
p rim e h e w a s th e u n q u e stio n e d c h ie f
o f A m erica n n o v e lis ts , w ith a p u b lic
th a t ren eh ed fro m lt lo J a n e ir o to S t.
P e te r sb u r g .
A n c ie n t Tobacco Shop
T h e o ld e st “ S egar" sh o p In Ix»nd»n
Is sa id to h e 14(1 F le e t s tr e e t.
The
h o u se w a s b u ilt In 1W 7, th e y e a r a f te r
th e fire o f L on d on , but t h e to b a c co
an d sn u ff b u s in e s s w a s not e s ta b ­
lis h e d u n til 170«) by Mr. H o a r» S in c e
th en it b u s c h a n g ed b a n d s o n ly iw lca .
M rs. N e w e d — B e fo r e w e w e r e in tr o ­
d u c e d I lo n g ed to sp ea k .
Mr. N e w e d — A n d sin c e w e w ere
m n rrled y o u sp e a k too lo n g .— S y d n ey
B u lle tin .
fo r th th e
In d lvld u il
th e tn b 'e :
d o y o u re­
a la n .la r d r r m r d jr
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a " for
rt»< a to re « .
G O H N fc N . I N D .
" L u ff" ' c a lle d o u t th e S k im m e r , s e
pel» t a l li i
aafa remasi/.
1»« al «Il «I ruggì »li.
q u ic k ly a s to s h o w th a t h e to o k th e
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m o v e m e n t s o f th e c r u is e r fo r h is g u id e .
T h e s h ip c a m e c lo s e r to th e w in d , b u t T o n ch
p im p les, r e d n e ss, ro u g h n e ss
th e s u d d e n b e n d In th e e tr e a m n o or itc h in g , If an y , w ith C u tlcu ra (lln t-
e 0w. S t a a row o’a
lo n g e r p e r m itt e d h e r to s t e e r In a
d ir e c t lin e w it h Ite c o u r e e .
T h o u g h ■nient, th e n b a th e w ith C u tlcu ra S o a p
d r if t in g to w in d w a r d w ith v a s t r a p id ­ and hot w a ter, lt ln s e , d ry g e n tly an d
ity , h e r w a y t h r o u g li th e w a te r , w h ic h
d u st o n u litt le C u tlc u r a T a lc u m to
w a s g r e a t ly tn c r e a a e d by th e c o n t r a r y
a c t io n s o f th e w in d a n d tid e , c a u s e d le a v e a fa s c in a tin g fr a g r a n c e on sk in .
heals sore th r o st.
D o n ' t c o u g h a ll
th e c r u is e r to e h o o t a c r o s s th e c u r ­ E v e r y w h e r e 2 5 c e a c h .— A d v e r tise m e n t.
night — a few drops gives quick relief.
r e n t: w h ile a r e e f, o v e r w h ic h th e
N ev er fails.
w a t e r m a d ly tu m b le d , la y I m m e d ia t e ly
HALL * (UCIIL. lac.
A lp h a b e tic a l Love
In h e r c o u r s e . /T h e d a n g e r s e e m e d to o
Mt Wends fkce
I m m in e n t fo r th e o b s e r v a n c e o f n a u t i ­
S h e — W ill you h a v e so m e ten?
c a l e t iq u e t t e , a n d T r y s a il c a lle d a lo u d
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t h a t t h s s h ip m u s t b s th r o w n a b a c k ,
co m e s a f te r tea.
o r s h e w a s lo s t.
“ H a r d - a - ls e ! " s h o u t e d L u d lo w . In th e
She— W h at co m es s f t e r ten ?
s t r o n g v o ic e o f a u t h o r it y .
"U p w it h
L o v e r— U.— T h e P r o g r e ss iv e G rocer,
e v e r y t h i n g — t a c k s a n d s h e e t s : — m a ln -
W. N. U., San Francisco, No. 4--1#2S
t o p s a ll h a u l!"
Dr. Psary's “Dead 8hot" Is powsrful, but I -------
T h e s h ip s e e m e d a s c o n s c io u s o f h e r
On« doss w ill s ip a l W orms or T a p s, j
P n n r P rn o n n rt
d a n g e r aa a n y o n h e r d e c k s . T h e b o w s tats.
worm: DO castor oil nsw lsd . A dv.
ro o r rro sp eci
w h ir le d a w a y fr o m th e fo a m in g r e e f,
G rocer — H o w
about
su m s n ice
a n d aa t h e s a i l s c a u g h t th e b r e e s e on
T h e r e Is a tim e In e v e r y b o y 's l if e n p p les?
th e ir o p p o s it e e u r fa c e a . th e y a id e d In
b r in g in g h e r h e a d In th e c o n tr a r y d i ­ w h en h e ca n 't e a t a d im e 's w o rth o f
Mrs. D u m b e r— A p p les? I h s t e 'em .
r e c tio n . A m in u te h a s s c a r c e ly p a s s e d p ea n u t h rlttlp w ith o u t so u n d in g lik e a i My m o th er d ied o f a p p le p le x y .— T h a
e r e s h e w a s a b a c k , and In th e n e x t
h r e s h ln g m a ch in e .
I'rogreH sIve G rocer.
aha w a s a b o u t an d f u ll a g a in T h e In ­
t e n s i t y o f th e b r ie f e x e r t io n k e p t T r y ­
s a il f u lly e m p lo y e d ; b u t n o s o o n e r h a d
he l e is u r e to lo o k a h e a d th a n he a g a in
TM t woman't tx f tr itn n
c a lle d a lo u d :
typical a] thomsncU.
" H e r e le a n o t h e r r o a r e r u n d e r h e r
e ltk any pkynctan.
b ow s.
L uff, s ir , lu f f, o r w e a r e u p o n
In th is sh o p a r e en u ff tu b s p o lish e d
by th e c lo th e s o f m a n y old c u sto m e r s
w h o s a t on th em w h ile thp lr sn u ff w a s
b e in g m ix ed . D o c to r J o h n so n u se d to
c a ll h e r e on h is w a y to th e C h e sh ir e
C h eese. T h e tu b on w h ich h e s a t la
p o in te d ou t to v is ito r s .
T h is Im m e d ia te ly d r e w
q u ery from a q u le t-lo o k ln g
s it t in g at th e o th e r en d o f
" W h ich en d o f th e fo rk
fe r to ? ”
Thr
PRICE $f5 0 AT YOUR DRUG STOfW
D re a m o f a Dress
( C A s r l—
o » r« .
Epilepsy
Nervousness &
S leep lessn ess.
W a r n in g ! U n le s s y o u s e e th e n a m e
“B ayer" on p u ck a g e o r o n ta b le ts you
» re n ot g e ttin g th e g e n u in e B u yer
A sp irin p ro v ed s a f e by m illio n s and
p rescrib ed by p h y sle lu n s fo r 2 5 y ea rs.
S a y ’‘B a y er" w h en y o u buy A sp irin .
Im ita tio n s m ny p ro v e d a n g e r o u s — Adv.
'
w e ll
PASTOR KOENIGS
N E R V IN E
Take Tablsts Without F a ir If You
Seo tha 8afoty “Bayer Cross."
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tur to yean , tils« " h i m i i i n
hn M w m ilr o .’
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D E M A N D “ B A Y E R ” A S P IR IN
ItluLstnat-farr tb y /td V y e /A /ò r VAe
n in le a
I r li « I Ititi up w ith IMMrmper, In flu rna«.
lin k Ky*. Lnryn« Iti», Hr««««. < mu «U« • »
( tUtle. G ive •‘W O ! • > ’* ” G> both Ihr alrk
H u n t Is O n
“A n d to think I was poisoning
my own Jiaby!”
“I couldn’t
s e e why ho didn’t
gain. I never dreamed that
my constipation was re­
sponsible until the doctor
told me.
" H e explained that fanlty or
alow elimination of waste
matter allowed poisons to
form and be absorbed by
the blood— and thia meant
tainted milk for baby.
“ H e prescribed the Nujol
treatment and it made a
world of di (Terence to both
o* us. Now that I know
how dangeroua runatip&tion
is and how easily it can tie
prevented, I am never going
to allow myself to get into
that bad condition again.”
Mothers are the best
fnends of N u j o l .
W hen
precioue
_ _
new
■ties approve bees use It is ao safe,
gentle and natural in its action.
Constipation Is dangerous for
anybody. Nujol is safe for every­
body.
It does not affect the
stomach and is not absorbed by
the body.
Nn/ol h tlp i m N atnra’i m m isoy
Nujol simply makes up for s de­
ficiency--temporary or c h r o m o -
In the supply of natural lubricant
in the intestines. It softens the
waste m atter and thus permits
thorough and regular elim ina­
tion, without overtaxing the
intestinal muscles,
Nujol can he taken for any
length of tim e without ill effects.
To insure m lem al cleanliness, il
should he taken regulaily in « »
cordance with the directions on
each hottie. Unlike laxatives, it
does not form a habit and can
be discontinued at any time.
-
Ask your druggist for
Nujol today and liegin
..
to enjoy th e p erfect
p
health that is possible
lives are at stake vwa
they seek the remedy
that medical author-
_
im t s s n a l l u s s i c a n t
Mtpatton
° n >Y ~’“ 5a elim in a tio n
„ nonna|
regular.