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E r u p tio n s
Dry. moist, scaly tetter, all forms of
eczema or salt rheum, pimples and
other cutaneous eruptions proceed from
humors, either inherited, or acquired
through defective digestion and as­
similation.
To treat these eruptions with drying
medicines is dangerous.
The thing to do is to help the sys­
tem discharge the humors, and to
strengthen it against their return.
Hood's Sarsaparilla permanently cured J.
f). Hines. Franks, 111., of ecseiua, front which
he had suffered for some time; and Miss
A lvina W olter, Box 212. A lgous. W is., of pim­
ples on her face and bark and chafed skin on
her body, by which she had been greatly
troulded. There are more testim onials la
favor of this great m edicine than can he
published.
H o o d 's S a r s a p a r illa
Promises to cure and keeps the
promise.
No longer put off treat­
ment. Buy a bottle of Hood’s today.
K in g
»• a
F a th e r.
K in g G eorge, of G reece, as th e fa th ­
e r of a fam ily , m ay serve as a m odel.
T he first th in g he th in k s of is th e e d u ­
c a tio n and w elfare of h is c h ild re n . At
th e tim e of th e d e p a rtu re of P rin c e
G eorge for C rete, a b o u t a y ear ago,
th e re was a p ain fu l scene a t th e p alace.
T he k in g , n o tw ith sta n d in g th e efforts
he m ade to h id e h is e m o tio n , could not
w ith h o ld h is tears, a n d when h is son
th re w b im setf in to h is arm s, a sk in g if
h e had any o rd ers to give him . K ing
G eorge replied in a voice full of affec­
tio n : “ I have no o rd ers to give you,
m y c h ild . P ro v id en ce w ill guide you.
G o, an d rely on th e g race of G o d .”
••D O G W A T C H "
IN
EARNEST.
A C l e v e r C o llie W h o A c ts i s L i g h t ­
h o u s e K e e p e r 's A s s is t a n t ,
Probably Hie only real "dog w a tc h ’’
In th e w orld so fa r a s Hie sea Is con­
cerned is kepi ou W ood Isla n d llgnl-
house, off Ijltldeforil Pool. Me. Ballot
Is th e n am e o f the fa ith fu l four-footed
w a tc h e r who keeps vigil th e re lo r p a ss­
ing c r a f t. Ills m a ste r Is T h o m a s 11
O rc u tt, kee|H»r of th e light.
H a v in g passed m ost of tils nine year«
of life ou rocky W ood Islan d , w here
th e w av es bent ceaselessly on the g ra n
lie shore, an d Hie p a ssin g of vessels u|i
an d dow u th e co a st Is th e ch ief thing
to break the m onotony of life. Bailor
n a tu ra lly ta k e s a g re a t lu te re st hi uuu
Heal m a tte rs.
E a rly hi life, w hen hut a 2 -m ontba
old puppy, he w as brought to th e isl
am i from W oodbury B ro th e rs' milk
fa rm in W estbrook. Me. lie w as not a
sa ilo r then, for his fam ily w ere fa rm ­
ers, being Scotch collies a n d sheep
dogs.
B ut Bailor w as not long in
le a rn in g tlieK vays of the sea. H e took
a deep in te re st In w h a te v e r his m aster
did. a n d follow ed him a ro u n d th e llgh*
s ta tio n w h erev er he w eut. H e noticed
a m o n g o th e r th in g s, th a t his m aster
o fte n pulled a ro|>e th a t m ad e a bell
ring. T he hell w as a g re a t heavy one
used to w a rn vessels in a fog a n d to
s a lu te them in fa ir w e a th e r. It stood
o u tsid e the lig h th o u se , a few
feel
I
An E x c lu s iv e O rder.
“ The m ost a n c ie n t an d m ost noble
O rd e r o f th e T h is tle ,” w h ic h has ju s t
been conferred upon th e E a rl of Hope-
to w n , is th e sm allest of th e th ree g re a t
o rd e rs of knighthood in p o in t of n u m ­
bers a n d th e longest in p o in t of title .
I t c o n sists of th e sovereign anti B ritish
p rin c e s and 16 k n ig h ts.
P ig e o n P ie a t S e a .
An old ta r on a sa ilin g vessel says
t h a t sailo rs on sh ip s in th e re g u la r line
b etw een Europe and New York a re a l ­
w ay s su re of pigeon pie th e tiny a fte r
th e c a rrie r pigeon serv ice leaves th is
p o rt. H e added th a t pigeons Hying a t
sea soon get tire d , a n d se ttle on the
tirst c r a tt th a t com es in th e ir w ay.
T he im pression is g ain in g th a t pigeons
a re n o t so useful for long ocean Hight
a s h a s been believed.
A 10-cent m an can w ork
schem e on som e people.
a
d o llar
xv»u«i
M any a w om an, sick e n d
wea- y of life, d ra g g e d dow n by
w eakening d rain s, pain fu l ir ­
regularities, depression, a n d th e
h u n d re d and o n e a ilm e n ts
w hich affect women only, has
fo u n d in Pe-ru-ua a b rig h t a la r
of hope, w hich h as ch anged
h e r m isery to joy, her suffer­
in g to health.
N o w om an need suffer from
th e d e ran g em en ts p ecu liar to
h e r aex. if she will g ive Pe-ru-
n a a fa ir trial.
T h e m ajo rity of w eaknesses
w hich m ak e w om an’s life a
b u rd en , sp rin g from a sim ple
cause. T n e m ucous m em brane
w hich lines th e pelvic o rgans
becom es w eakened an d in ­
flam ed ow ing to strain , cold,
overw ork, etc.
T h is causes
c a ta rrh a l congestion, inflam ­
m ation, p ain fu l irreg u larities,
depression of sp irits, irrita b il­
ity , w eakness an d suffering. It
show s in th e h a g g a rd lines of
th e face, th e dull eyes, the sal low
com plexion a n d a n g u la r form.
For the prompt cure of such a il­
m en ts try Pe-ru-na. It drive» aw ay
“ the blues," clears th e com plexion,
b righ ten s the e y e s , ch a n g es th in ­
n ess to plum pness, and cu res pains,
ach es add drains, b eca u so it im m e­
d ia tely strik es a t th e root o f suck
troubles and rem oves th e cause.
" « A ll.» «
S A l.V T F .a
IL1 m il Umma
A w ful T h ese B oxers m ust be te r r i­
ble people. "Y es. T hey co u ld n 't a c t
m uch w orse If th e y w ere try in g to c iv ­
ilise an o th er country.”—Life.
An A nom aly: E ve—You c a n 't w ake
a hit o f an Im pression on th a t young
M arsh. M ay—I know It. I t's stra n g e ,
too, fo r lie's so so ft.—P h ilad elp h ia
B ulletin.
F irs t M osquito—You look cold. W hy 1
y o u r teetli a re a c tu a lly c lia tte rin g . ’
W h a t's th e m a tte r? Second M osquito
I ju s t lit on a girl from Boston.- Ptilla- ,
d elp h la Ilecord.
F a th e r —W ho p re p a re d tills pudding?
M o th er (looking at Iter d a u g h te rs In
succession»—1 m u stn 't tell th e uittlm r
d e sire s to rem uiu un o n y m o u s.- Meg-
g e n d o rfe r B la tte r.
Iu tlie L u n u tie A sylum :
Keeper—
T h is |K»or fellow used to lie a fam ous
m usician. Y isltdr—All! and now lie's
a w a n d e rin g m in stre l.—P h ila d e lp h ia
E v e n in g B ulletin.
1
"A m an an d his w ife should be p art
tiers like a b u sin e ss firm .” "Yes,'* a n ­
sw ered tlie m eek-eyed, silent p a rtn e r,
" a n d 1 find my w ife It tlrm en o u g h ."—
K a n sa s C ity S tar.
"N o ra h , th e se a re as heavy a s 'cad.
D id n 't you tell me you knew how to
buke b isc u it? ” "Y is'm . till' so 1 do. but
I’m a little shy on tlie m ix tu ' av 'em.
m em ,"—C hicago T rib u n e.
"B u t, m am m a. If I liny clo th es Hrst
1 m ay not h av e m oney left to tiny a
tru n k ." "E th e l, you haven t an y busi­
ness sen se at a ll: you can liorrow a
tru n k ." —C hicago Ilecord.
T7
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V kk SKI..
a b o v e a w ooden p la tfo rm , a n d the rope
a tta c h e d to its tongue c a m e dow n so
n e a r th e p la tfo rm th a t S ailo r could
ea sily reach It.
(»tie day Bailor th o u g lit he w ould
h av e a try a t rin g in g the bell. Hs
aelxed Hie rope in his m outh a n d pull­
ed.
T h e bell ra n g c le a r a n d loud.
S ailor w as d e lig h te d , lie w agged liii
bushy tail vigorously a n d pulled again.
Bailor a f te r a tim e noticed th a t tlie
rin g in g o f Hie bell m ark ed the passing
o f a vessel o r ste a m e r. H is n o te of
this, fa c t re su lte d in his try in g an ex-
p e rtin e n t. W hen he saw Hie nex t v e t
set com ing lie a n tic ip a te d his m a ste r
In rin g in g th e I k -11.
As th e y e a rs h av e passed Bailor hna
kept on rin g in g s a lu te s to p assin g ves­
sels a n d ste a m e rs.
Indeed, he fee!»
Inirr if not p e rm itte d to give th e c u s­
to m a ry s a lu te to p a ssin g c ra ft, w hile
sk ip p e rs w hose c o u rse ta k e s them o f t­
en p ast W ood Isla n d a re accu sto m ed to
see B ailor tu g g in g vigorously a t the
g re a t bell tongue.
T h e y reply w ltii a will on H ielr
sh ip 's bell or horn, an d in ca se of
ste a m e rs a h e a rty trip le b last Is sen t
b ack to th e c a n in e w a tc h e r o f W ood
Isla n d , w ho gives a new m e a n in g to
Hie good old sea te rm of "dog w a tc h .”
B ailor m ay be sa id to have passed
tile prim e of life, but lie is still at the
h eight of his vigor an d is in Hue con­
dition. H e w eig h s six ty pounds. Hit
c<dor Is b lack, tn nrked w ith ta n . ano
he lia s a w h ite spot on
his b re a st.
S ailor h a s had Ids p ic tu re ta k e n iu Hie
pet of rin g in g the bell. Jo se p h W .
S m ith . .Ir.. of A ndover. M ass., h aving
" sn a p p e d " hint. T h e p ic tu re w as re-
i- "lly published In a L ondon m a g a ­
zine.
“ Health and Beauty”
Address Dr.Hsrtiuan, President of the Hart­
man Sanitarium, Colun.tan, Ohio.
W h e r e P e o p le L iv e in T r e e s .
T h e d elta of the O rinoco Itiv e r in
S outh A m erica 1« for a co n sid erab le
p a rt o f th e y e a r deep iu w a te r. Yet
Hits tr a c t is in h a b ite d by th e W a ra u
tribe, w ho Hnd it th e ir only m ode of
•scape from th e te rrib le b ites of llte
m osquito.
T lie W a ra u s, th e re fo re ,
m ake th e ir h a b ita tio n s in the I ta Palm ,
w hich loves m o istu re and g ro w s ubutid-
in tly in th is d e lta , co n n ectin g several
jf th e tre e s to g e th e r w ith cro ss-beam s
and la y in g p la n k s upon them for Hie
flooring. T he n a tiv e s of the P hilippine
Isla n d s and B orneo sleep in trees. T he
ape men of In d ia , th e V eddas of C ey­
lon. and th e B itkones of th e A ndam an
i isla n d s also live in trees. Some y e a rs
ago, H r. M offat, th e g re a t m issionary,
w hile in South A frica, saw one tree iu
w hich th e re w ere no fe w e r Ilian tw e n ty
colonial h u ts of a K nfllr trib e. A pow ­
erfu l ch ief bad d ep riv e d them of ¡til
th e ir c a ttle and w eapons. By degrees
the lions becam e so n u m ero u s an d d a r­
ing th a t th e slig h t K affir h u ts w ere an
Insufficient p ro tectio n d u rin g the night,
and th e h a lf-sta rv e d people p erfo rce
took to th e trees.
G a m b e tta w as so firmly convinced
th a t c e rta in h o u rs of th e (lay a re lucky
a n d o th e rs un lu ck y th a t he could n ev er
com m ence a n y Im p o rta n t u n d e rta k in g
o r s ta r t on a n im p o rta n t Jo u rn ey w ith ­
o u t co n su ltin g a fam o u s re a d e r o f
c a rd s as to the au sp icio u s hour.
People are alw ays disappointed in a
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You look all c ra m p e d up.
J o a x —I’ve
lust been culling on one of th o se a r tis tic
girls, and spent tw o h o u rs in a coxy
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M ercy m e! W lieu fust lit tlie Jungle,
you cam e face to face w itli a tiger. Ooo!
W h a t did you do? M odern T ra v e le r
■ p r o u d ly ) - P h o to g ia p lw d it. New York
W e e k ly .
"W h y . I ask you." v o ciferated th e ca­
la m ity -sh rie k in g o ra to r, " a te they h a v ­
ing b read rio t* iu H o n d u ra s? ” "M ay b e
th e y ’ve got tired of b a n a n a s ." h a z a rd e d
in ea rn e st-lo o k in g a u d ito r. C hicago
T rib u n e.
M cGarigle- 'T is said tlilm doods lias
a p a ir o' sisisp en d ers fe r every p a ir o’
p a n ts. S c h w a rtz —Veil so lia f I. Mc­
G a rig le —H ow m any p a ir of p a n ts do
v ex ow n?
S c h w a rtz Vuii. M anches­
te r U nion.
G ood S u g g estio n : "I w onder w hy
th e y d o n 't nam e o n « 'o f the new sh ips
he M ayflow er?" " W h a t fo r?" "W h y . so
tliat fu tu re g e n e ra tio n s can sny th e ir
a n c e sto rs cam e over on it.”—P hiladel-
iliia B ulletin.
"I suppose,” said Miss B tu p p 's fiance,
•you'll be so rry w hen 1 m a rry y o u r
«is'ter and ta k e h e r a w a y to live w ith
m«." "N o." replietl her little b ro th er.
•I n ev er did like you m uch a n y h o w .”
—P h ila d e lp h ia P ress.
Im p re sse d : l i e —1 h av e ju s t re tu rn e d
from a little ra ilro a d trip, an d tlie seeil-
•ry d id me good. S h e N a tu re w as
.-rand, w as site? l i e —Yes; a n d I have
never seen tlie a d v e rtise m e n ts in m ore
gorgeous colors. B azar.
H e looked at tlie pictu re and la u g h e d
lottdly. " T h a t's good." lie said. "B u t
Wlmt d o e s it m ean ?” site asked.
"M ean ? W hy. it d o esn't m ean any-
tilin g .” lie replied. " I t ’s Just a politi­
cal c a rto o n .” C hicago E vening Post.
B riisbe W ho Is th a t solem n -looking
Individual? Penn - T h a t 's G raves. He
w r itts p a te n t m edicine a d s.' A c le v e r
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m an th a t lie is nom inated for P re si­
d e n t? ” "W ell, m ainly. I th in k , so th a t
lie c a n 't get Up a f te r lie fa ils to be
1 elected in N ovem ber an d vow lie w a sn ’t
' in politics at all."- In d ia n a p o lis Jo u r-
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la w n m ow er or th e g a rd e n hose. T he
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