E r u p tio n s
Dry. moist, scaly tetter, all forms of
eczema or salt rheum, pimples and
other cutaneous eruptions proceed from
humors, either inherited, or acquired
through defective digestion and as
similation.
To treat these eruptions with drying
medicines is dangerous.
The thing to do is to help the sys
tem discharge the humors, and to
strengthen it against their return.
Hood's Sarsaparilla permanently cured J.
f). Hines. Franks, 111., of ecseiua, front which
he had suffered for some time; and Miss
A lvina W olter, Box 212. A lgous. W is., of pim
ples on her face and bark and chafed skin on
her body, by which she had been greatly
troulded. There are more testim onials la
favor of this great m edicine than can he
published.
H o o d 's S a r s a p a r illa
Promises to cure and keeps the
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No longer put off treat
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K in g
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F a th e r.
K in g G eorge, of G reece, as th e fa th
e r of a fam ily , m ay serve as a m odel.
T he first th in g he th in k s of is th e e d u
c a tio n and w elfare of h is c h ild re n . At
th e tim e of th e d e p a rtu re of P rin c e
G eorge for C rete, a b o u t a y ear ago,
th e re was a p ain fu l scene a t th e p alace.
T he k in g , n o tw ith sta n d in g th e efforts
he m ade to h id e h is e m o tio n , could not
w ith h o ld h is tears, a n d when h is son
th re w b im setf in to h is arm s, a sk in g if
h e had any o rd ers to give him . K ing
G eorge replied in a voice full of affec
tio n : “ I have no o rd ers to give you,
m y c h ild . P ro v id en ce w ill guide you.
G o, an d rely on th e g race of G o d .”
••D O G W A T C H "
IN
EARNEST.
A C l e v e r C o llie W h o A c ts i s L i g h t
h o u s e K e e p e r 's A s s is t a n t ,
Probably Hie only real "dog w a tc h ’’
In th e w orld so fa r a s Hie sea Is con
cerned is kepi ou W ood Isla n d llgnl-
house, off Ijltldeforil Pool. Me. Ballot
Is th e n am e o f the fa ith fu l four-footed
w a tc h e r who keeps vigil th e re lo r p a ss
ing c r a f t. Ills m a ste r Is T h o m a s 11
O rc u tt, kee|H»r of th e light.
H a v in g passed m ost of tils nine year«
of life ou rocky W ood Islan d , w here
th e w av es bent ceaselessly on the g ra n
lie shore, an d Hie p a ssin g of vessels u|i
an d dow u th e co a st Is th e ch ief thing
to break the m onotony of life. Bailor
n a tu ra lly ta k e s a g re a t lu te re st hi uuu
Heal m a tte rs.
E a rly hi life, w hen hut a 2 -m ontba
old puppy, he w as brought to th e isl
am i from W oodbury B ro th e rs' milk
fa rm in W estbrook. Me. lie w as not a
sa ilo r then, for his fam ily w ere fa rm
ers, being Scotch collies a n d sheep
dogs.
B ut Bailor w as not long in
le a rn in g tlieK vays of the sea. H e took
a deep in te re st In w h a te v e r his m aster
did. a n d follow ed him a ro u n d th e llgh*
s ta tio n w h erev er he w eut. H e noticed
a m o n g o th e r th in g s, th a t his m aster
o fte n pulled a ro|>e th a t m ad e a bell
ring. T he hell w as a g re a t heavy one
used to w a rn vessels in a fog a n d to
s a lu te them in fa ir w e a th e r. It stood
o u tsid e the lig h th o u se , a few
feel
I
An E x c lu s iv e O rder.
“ The m ost a n c ie n t an d m ost noble
O rd e r o f th e T h is tle ,” w h ic h has ju s t
been conferred upon th e E a rl of Hope-
to w n , is th e sm allest of th e th ree g re a t
o rd e rs of knighthood in p o in t of n u m
bers a n d th e longest in p o in t of title .
I t c o n sists of th e sovereign anti B ritish
p rin c e s and 16 k n ig h ts.
P ig e o n P ie a t S e a .
An old ta r on a sa ilin g vessel says
t h a t sailo rs on sh ip s in th e re g u la r line
b etw een Europe and New York a re a l
w ay s su re of pigeon pie th e tiny a fte r
th e c a rrie r pigeon serv ice leaves th is
p o rt. H e added th a t pigeons Hying a t
sea soon get tire d , a n d se ttle on the
tirst c r a tt th a t com es in th e ir w ay.
T he im pression is g ain in g th a t pigeons
a re n o t so useful for long ocean Hight
a s h a s been believed.
A 10-cent m an can w ork
schem e on som e people.
a
d o llar
xv»u«i
M any a w om an, sick e n d
wea- y of life, d ra g g e d dow n by
w eakening d rain s, pain fu l ir
regularities, depression, a n d th e
h u n d re d and o n e a ilm e n ts
w hich affect women only, has
fo u n d in Pe-ru-ua a b rig h t a la r
of hope, w hich h as ch anged
h e r m isery to joy, her suffer
in g to health.
N o w om an need suffer from
th e d e ran g em en ts p ecu liar to
h e r aex. if she will g ive Pe-ru-
n a a fa ir trial.
T h e m ajo rity of w eaknesses
w hich m ak e w om an’s life a
b u rd en , sp rin g from a sim ple
cause. T n e m ucous m em brane
w hich lines th e pelvic o rgans
becom es w eakened an d in
flam ed ow ing to strain , cold,
overw ork, etc.
T h is causes
c a ta rrh a l congestion, inflam
m ation, p ain fu l irreg u larities,
depression of sp irits, irrita b il
ity , w eakness an d suffering. It
show s in th e h a g g a rd lines of
th e face, th e dull eyes, the sal low
com plexion a n d a n g u la r form.
For the prompt cure of such a il
m en ts try Pe-ru-na. It drive» aw ay
“ the blues," clears th e com plexion,
b righ ten s the e y e s , ch a n g es th in
n ess to plum pness, and cu res pains,
ach es add drains, b eca u so it im m e
d ia tely strik es a t th e root o f suck
troubles and rem oves th e cause.
" « A ll.» «
S A l.V T F .a
IL1 m il Umma
A w ful T h ese B oxers m ust be te r r i
ble people. "Y es. T hey co u ld n 't a c t
m uch w orse If th e y w ere try in g to c iv
ilise an o th er country.”—Life.
An A nom aly: E ve—You c a n 't w ake
a hit o f an Im pression on th a t young
M arsh. M ay—I know It. I t's stra n g e ,
too, fo r lie's so so ft.—P h ilad elp h ia
B ulletin.
F irs t M osquito—You look cold. W hy 1
y o u r teetli a re a c tu a lly c lia tte rin g . ’
W h a t's th e m a tte r? Second M osquito
I ju s t lit on a girl from Boston.- Ptilla- ,
d elp h la Ilecord.
F a th e r —W ho p re p a re d tills pudding?
M o th er (looking at Iter d a u g h te rs In
succession»—1 m u stn 't tell th e uittlm r
d e sire s to rem uiu un o n y m o u s.- Meg-
g e n d o rfe r B la tte r.
Iu tlie L u n u tie A sylum :
Keeper—
T h is |K»or fellow used to lie a fam ous
m usician. Y isltdr—All! and now lie's
a w a n d e rin g m in stre l.—P h ila d e lp h ia
E v e n in g B ulletin.
1
"A m an an d his w ife should be p art
tiers like a b u sin e ss firm .” "Yes,'* a n
sw ered tlie m eek-eyed, silent p a rtn e r,
" a n d 1 find my w ife It tlrm en o u g h ."—
K a n sa s C ity S tar.
"N o ra h , th e se a re as heavy a s 'cad.
D id n 't you tell me you knew how to
buke b isc u it? ” "Y is'm . till' so 1 do. but
I’m a little shy on tlie m ix tu ' av 'em.
m em ,"—C hicago T rib u n e.
"B u t, m am m a. If I liny clo th es Hrst
1 m ay not h av e m oney left to tiny a
tru n k ." "E th e l, you haven t an y busi
ness sen se at a ll: you can liorrow a
tru n k ." —C hicago Ilecord.
T7
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V kk SKI..
a b o v e a w ooden p la tfo rm , a n d the rope
a tta c h e d to its tongue c a m e dow n so
n e a r th e p la tfo rm th a t S ailo r could
ea sily reach It.
(»tie day Bailor th o u g lit he w ould
h av e a try a t rin g in g the bell. Hs
aelxed Hie rope in his m outh a n d pull
ed.
T h e bell ra n g c le a r a n d loud.
S ailor w as d e lig h te d , lie w agged liii
bushy tail vigorously a n d pulled again.
Bailor a f te r a tim e noticed th a t tlie
rin g in g o f Hie bell m ark ed the passing
o f a vessel o r ste a m e r. H is n o te of
this, fa c t re su lte d in his try in g an ex-
p e rtin e n t. W hen he saw Hie nex t v e t
set com ing lie a n tic ip a te d his m a ste r
In rin g in g th e I k -11.
As th e y e a rs h av e passed Bailor hna
kept on rin g in g s a lu te s to p assin g ves
sels a n d ste a m e rs.
Indeed, he fee!»
Inirr if not p e rm itte d to give th e c u s
to m a ry s a lu te to p a ssin g c ra ft, w hile
sk ip p e rs w hose c o u rse ta k e s them o f t
en p ast W ood Isla n d a re accu sto m ed to
see B ailor tu g g in g vigorously a t the
g re a t bell tongue.
T h e y reply w ltii a will on H ielr
sh ip 's bell or horn, an d in ca se of
ste a m e rs a h e a rty trip le b last Is sen t
b ack to th e c a n in e w a tc h e r o f W ood
Isla n d , w ho gives a new m e a n in g to
Hie good old sea te rm of "dog w a tc h .”
B ailor m ay be sa id to have passed
tile prim e of life, but lie is still at the
h eight of his vigor an d is in Hue con
dition. H e w eig h s six ty pounds. Hit
c<dor Is b lack, tn nrked w ith ta n . ano
he lia s a w h ite spot on
his b re a st.
S ailor h a s had Ids p ic tu re ta k e n iu Hie
pet of rin g in g the bell. Jo se p h W .
S m ith . .Ir.. of A ndover. M ass., h aving
" sn a p p e d " hint. T h e p ic tu re w as re-
i- "lly published In a L ondon m a g a
zine.
“ Health and Beauty”
Address Dr.Hsrtiuan, President of the Hart
man Sanitarium, Colun.tan, Ohio.
W h e r e P e o p le L iv e in T r e e s .
T h e d elta of the O rinoco Itiv e r in
S outh A m erica 1« for a co n sid erab le
p a rt o f th e y e a r deep iu w a te r. Yet
Hits tr a c t is in h a b ite d by th e W a ra u
tribe, w ho Hnd it th e ir only m ode of
•scape from th e te rrib le b ites of llte
m osquito.
T lie W a ra u s, th e re fo re ,
m ake th e ir h a b ita tio n s in the I ta Palm ,
w hich loves m o istu re and g ro w s ubutid-
in tly in th is d e lta , co n n ectin g several
jf th e tre e s to g e th e r w ith cro ss-beam s
and la y in g p la n k s upon them for Hie
flooring. T he n a tiv e s of the P hilippine
Isla n d s and B orneo sleep in trees. T he
ape men of In d ia , th e V eddas of C ey
lon. and th e B itkones of th e A ndam an
i isla n d s also live in trees. Some y e a rs
ago, H r. M offat, th e g re a t m issionary,
w hile in South A frica, saw one tree iu
w hich th e re w ere no fe w e r Ilian tw e n ty
colonial h u ts of a K nfllr trib e. A pow
erfu l ch ief bad d ep riv e d them of ¡til
th e ir c a ttle and w eapons. By degrees
the lions becam e so n u m ero u s an d d a r
ing th a t th e slig h t K affir h u ts w ere an
Insufficient p ro tectio n d u rin g the night,
and th e h a lf-sta rv e d people p erfo rce
took to th e trees.
G a m b e tta w as so firmly convinced
th a t c e rta in h o u rs of th e (lay a re lucky
a n d o th e rs un lu ck y th a t he could n ev er
com m ence a n y Im p o rta n t u n d e rta k in g
o r s ta r t on a n im p o rta n t Jo u rn ey w ith
o u t co n su ltin g a fam o u s re a d e r o f
c a rd s as to the au sp icio u s hour.
People are alw ays disappointed in a
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th e y ’ve got tired of b a n a n a s ." h a z a rd e d
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M cGarigle- 'T is said tlilm doods lias
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he M ayflow er?" " W h a t fo r?" "W h y . so
tliat fu tu re g e n e ra tio n s can sny th e ir
a n c e sto rs cam e over on it.”—P hiladel-
iliia B ulletin.
"I suppose,” said Miss B tu p p 's fiance,
•you'll be so rry w hen 1 m a rry y o u r
«is'ter and ta k e h e r a w a y to live w ith
m«." "N o." replietl her little b ro th er.
•I n ev er did like you m uch a n y h o w .”
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from a little ra ilro a d trip, an d tlie seeil-
•ry d id me good. S h e N a tu re w as
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never seen tlie a d v e rtise m e n ts in m ore
gorgeous colors. B azar.
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