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About Eugene register-guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1930-1983 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 21, 1960)
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Peel better fast. Two Timing Some people are punctual, always on time, A minute of lateness to them is a crime While others are late, both by night and by day And think nothing of it it's merely their way. And what of the prompt, and the persons who tarry? There's this I have noticed about them: they marry. Richard Armour "I certainly was surprised to see your wife return from her trip last night," the man told his neighbor. "Last I saw of you, you were shoulder high in dirty dishes and housework and com plaining that she was deter mined to spend another week or two with her relatives. How did you get her to rush back?" The neighbor was frankly smug. "Nothing elaborate," he explained. "Just mailed her a copy of the local newspaper with one item clipped out." L. D. Womack According to My View "Pay" television Instead of "free"? It will be all right If they'll pay me! Lavonne Maihhon "Mind if I subcontract your other one?" Junior Treasure Chest I.il.. by MAIJORII UUOWt. I eitar Th Ckil.r.a Hmt mm Hot Cockles One player who is IT stands facing away from the others, eyes closed and one hand, palm up, on his back. The others go by, one by one, and tap his hand lightly and quickly as if it were hot. IT tries to guess the tappers' names, but he does not say anything until he thinks he's sure of a player's identity. If he's right, that player must take his place. If the others giggle or speak while tapping, IT can chase and tag them, and they are out of the game. Riddle Corner 1. What man does a roaring business? 2. What did the ocean say to the beach? 3. What is it that the more you take, the more you leave behind? 4. Why is a tightrope walker like a bank clerk? Answers: OOUl!Kq O MOtI Aou5( tnoq ifatn asncoog . sdojsiooj paABM isnt ij iiiuinofj ; jaiue) uoi v 'I Toss a Towel Ida M. Pardue Lay a paper towel In the middle of the floor. Stand six hops away and try To "top" it with one more. The towel is so squiggly And so jiggly, that if you Can land it on the other one, The score you earn is two! Let's Draw a Snail Ann Davidow The snail n never far from home. Where'er he goes, his house will come. He leaves behind a silver track. So he can go a-rippling back. Family Wtrlcly. Ffbmary 21. I960
