Eugene register-guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1930-1983, February 21, 1960, Image 53

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FEEL STRONGER FAST
With This VittmhHrNTNic
If you feci run-down after a win
ter illness, your trouble may be due
to iron deficiency anemia. We call it
...Tired Blood. Check with your
doctor. And to build rich, red blood
needed for strength and energy,
take Gf-MTOL, liquid or tablets,
every day. You must feel stronger
fast ... in just 7 days ... or your
money back!
QUIPS
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Tampax helps you feel so free
free as nil outdoors Free to ski
and spree to have fun wherever
you are, whatever you do.
For with Tampax internal san
itary protection you have complete
comfort, complete protection, com
plete security. Invisible and unfelt
when in place, it never chafes,
binds or causes odor.
Mad of pure surgical cotton,
Tampax has its own silken-smooth
applicator that never lets lingers
touch it. So dainty to change and
dispose of. So convenient to carry
extras.
Comes in 3 absorbencics : Reg
ular, Super, Junior; wherever drug
products are sold. Made only by
Tampax Incorporated, Palmer,
Massachusetts.
' Invented hv a doctor
now used by millions of women
Stiff, Aching
AiitTC Common Rheumatic and
Arthritic-like Pains'
When you suffer from
cummun incumuiiu
and arthritic-like pains, T
try Zarumin. Contains V
an outer pill that gives "1
fast, temporary relief.
And an inner pill that
hriniM mnrt relief hours - -
later thus giving longer-lasting relief.
If pain persists see your doctor.
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gZarumin
PILL-WITHIN-AMLl
100 SAFE
SLEEP
without bromides, barbiturates, narcotics
If you sometimes can't sleep be
cause of simple nervousness, over
work or over-fatigue try Sominex.
Taken as directed, Sominex helps
you sleep soundly with 100 safety.
No morning-after grogginess. Not
habit forming. Tskn m Jiretted
Here's Real Relief from
CONSTIPATION AFTER 35
As you get older, usually after 35,
your system naturally slows down
and the laxative you've been using
may no longer be right for you.
That's why you should try Serutan,
the all-vegetable laxative aid that,
taken daily, helps establish regu
larity. Many doctors advise this prin
ciple, that's why you should try it.
TOYS BROKEN?
(bio.
Fix cm with the one
and only Plastic Wood.
It can he sanded,
planed or painted!
GLUiS
For surtet rtsutts always use GENUINE
PLASTIC WOOD
Handles like putty-hardens into wood !
Backache &
Nerve Tension
SECMDUT TO KNMKT IRRITATION
NEW YOHK -Special: Thanks to new.
scientific laboratory formulation, thou
sand of man and women now escape
feellnt old. tired. Irritable and deprrssrd
from toting sleep and worrrtnc about
"Bladder Weakness" Oettlnc Up Nlthta
or Bed WetUna, due to common Kidney
or Bladder Irritations, which often re
suit In secondary Backache, Headacha
and Nerrounne&s. In such caaes New Im
proved Cystei usually tires quick, calm
Ins relief by combs tint Irritating terms
In acid urine, and by relaxtn. analcrsie,
pain relief. Safe ror yount and old. Oel
OsttX at drutaUl. Peel better fast.
Two Timing
Some people are punctual, always on time,
A minute of lateness to them is a crime
While others are late, both by night and by day
And think nothing of it it's merely their way.
And what of the prompt, and the persons who tarry?
There's this I have noticed about them: they marry.
Richard Armour
"I certainly was surprised to
see your wife return from her
trip last night," the man told his
neighbor. "Last I saw of you,
you were shoulder high in dirty
dishes and housework and com
plaining that she was deter
mined to spend another week or
two with her relatives. How
did you get her to rush back?"
The neighbor was frankly
smug. "Nothing elaborate," he
explained. "Just mailed her a
copy of the local newspaper
with one item clipped out."
L. D. Womack
According to My View
"Pay" television
Instead of "free"?
It will be all right
If they'll pay me!
Lavonne Maihhon
"Mind if I subcontract your other one?"
Junior Treasure Chest
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mm
Hot Cockles
One player who is IT stands
facing away from the others,
eyes closed and one hand,
palm up, on his back. The
others go by, one by one, and
tap his hand lightly and
quickly as if it were hot. IT
tries to guess the tappers'
names, but he does not say
anything until he thinks he's
sure of a player's identity. If
he's right, that player must
take his place. If the others
giggle or speak while tapping,
IT can chase and tag them,
and they are out of the game.
Riddle Corner
1. What man does a roaring
business?
2. What did the ocean say to
the beach?
3. What is it that the more
you take, the more you
leave behind?
4. Why is a tightrope walker
like a bank clerk?
Answers:
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Aou5( tnoq ifatn asncoog .
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paABM isnt ij iiiuinofj ;
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Toss a Towel
Ida M. Pardue
Lay a paper towel
In the middle of the floor.
Stand six hops away and try
To "top" it with one more.
The towel is so squiggly
And so jiggly, that if you
Can land it on the other one,
The score you earn is two!
Let's Draw a Snail
Ann Davidow
The snail n never far from
home.
Where'er he goes, his house
will come.
He leaves behind a silver
track.
So he can go a-rippling
back.
Family Wtrlcly. Ffbmary 21. I960