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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (May 21, 1950)
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A Taurus womin Ukea to be swept off her ftet Don't kiss such a woman lently, Throw your arms about her and kiss her at least six times In quick succession, To entertain her, take her to quaint restaurants. You know, the kind where the head waiter calls you "M'sieur and Madame." Taurus girls, like to be flattered. They are the T Know You're Lying But I Love It" type. Leo women enjoy cooking except when they have to. Leo wives are not such cooking enthusiasts unless they have a cook. Then, on the cook's day of f the Leo girl likes to cook a dinner. Virgo women have a weakness for Intellectual men. The Virgo girl wants everything. Just so. She is very critical. Corrects a fnan's gram mar and table manners. Mind Render k Experiments were recently conducted to determine how much telepathy or mn(J reading figured in poker. It was found that Some poker players were more telepathic than others. Also that women poker players were more telepathic han men. Keep thai In mind. Don't play poker with a woman. Experts on the ybject of telepathy also say an astonishing number of women are mind readers in a small way. Have you ever noticed any indications that your wife can fadj your ntlndf have. My wife is gulte a mind reader. i - U YUa . li . Vwxi II ".V Jjs !) wmfn poker players are more telepathic than men. ? careful, mister. IVon-SCop Comic Bob Hope is the world's greatest non stop comedian. He stays on the stage and keeps the customers con tinuously entertained more than any comedian In the world. During his recent engagement at the Para mount Theatre, New York, Bob' at one performance stayed on the stagf? pne hour and fif tyight minutes, keeping up a drumfire of gags. The previous record at the Paramount was ninety-one minutes, held by Danny-Kaye. '' Fir$t Meeting .. How ;dj. he cMfznlnf yojun woman who became your ifR ihj you mee for tHe first time?.. A TacomVhn uscriber sayj that jtu 1943 she was a slngng janis f sUUant "in key York aty. Amon h' f tfps pq ' He; ioticfd a jgoo3; looking fellpw Bo, had" Tmarmo?etJ fn eachcpa pocket. A marmoset is monkey fhaj vyelghs about six ounces. She asked a" waiter to ask the mao how hen you kiss a Taurus woman, say the stargazers ner six times in succession! Copyrti-. 18501 Xic fwlurn ftyodicaU, lac,' he happened to have the marmosets with him. The man said he Was in the Merchant Marine and a "A it! rasf t Via mnntavt In TSrtt-rH Y3afo ltca nf Viaf query the sailor becamer interested in the singing pianist. After a short courtship, they were married, went on their honeymoon and took the marmosets with them. They first went to Los Angeles to live and after that to Tacoma. Twins Who are the country's youngest twin grandmothers? Can any pair of twins hllenge th,e claim to that title of, Mrs. Grace Finch Jn4 Mrs. Marie feller of Menlo Park, California? Mrs. Finch and Mnf- Keller are beautiful j blondes, and both, are models in Sar Francisco. They affj hlrty-eJght .years old. I mentioned ikfm before. Tja vas a poupie of years ago, jyei Jhfy wpf thjrt-six year-old grand mothers, since thSTJ liey 'pfflf been blessed with additional grandchildren. have never seen it stated what the grandchildren of these two young and ! beautiful females call them. It certainly shouldn't be r; :CU-; ...err., . "Grandma." No woman under sixty should be called Grandma. '". j ' . Check ffl'pper " So those Milwaukee fellows think they are great' hecker-uppers, Well, Brooklyn has some brilliant phicker:uppersi too. I have Just heard from a; Brook lynite who for two' years has been checking on the name of P.aul Revere's horse. He now Stales that rteveW had no horse of his own; that he borrowed a horse 'for his famous ride, and that the horse he borrowed had no name. -:i Literary A'ote ' t 1-ess than twenty-five novels written in this country have sold pver a million copies and Gene Stratton i Porter wrote four, pf fhem, namely "Freckles," which sold over two million copies,, "Girl of the- Limber Jos," pne million seven hundred thousand, "The aiatckci, Wile siJk I1U1IU1CU UiUUMUlU, ttJIU "Laddie," one million' five hundred thousand copies. Has any other author anywhere a record like this? DURLXNG, PICTORIAL, MAY 3t
