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f ul hints on the way ; to handle or hold
a woman. They say you shouldn't try
to boss an Aries woman. Let her
mother you. She is the Hind of female
who Is always saying: "Men are Just
little boys after all." A Taurus womin Ukea to be
swept off her ftet Don't kiss such a woman lently,
Throw your arms about her and kiss her at least
six times In quick succession, To entertain her, take
her to quaint restaurants. You know, the kind where
the head waiter calls you "M'sieur and Madame."
Taurus girls, like to be flattered. They are the T
Know You're Lying But I Love It" type. Leo women
enjoy cooking except when they have to. Leo wives
are not such cooking enthusiasts unless they have a
cook. Then, on the cook's day of f the Leo girl likes
to cook a dinner. Virgo women have a weakness for
Intellectual men. The Virgo girl wants everything.
Just so. She is very critical. Corrects a fnan's gram
mar and table manners.
Mind Render k
Experiments were recently conducted to determine
how much telepathy or mn(J reading figured in
poker. It was found that Some poker players were
more telepathic than others. Also that women poker
players were more telepathic han men. Keep thai
In mind. Don't play poker with a woman. Experts
on the ybject of telepathy also say an astonishing
number of women are mind readers in a small way.
Have you ever noticed any indications that your
wife can fadj your ntlndf have. My wife is gulte
a mind reader.
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Jjs !) wmfn poker players are more
telepathic than men. ? careful, mister.
IVon-SCop Comic
Bob Hope is the world's greatest non stop comedian.
He stays on the stage and keeps the customers con
tinuously entertained more than any comedian In the
world. During his recent engagement at the Para
mount Theatre, New York, Bob' at one performance
stayed on the stagf? pne hour and fif tyight minutes,
keeping up a drumfire of gags. The previous record
at the Paramount was ninety-one minutes, held by
Danny-Kaye. ''
Fir$t Meeting
.. How ;dj. he cMfznlnf yojun woman who became
your ifR ihj you mee for tHe first time?.. A
TacomVhn uscriber sayj that jtu 1943 she was
a slngng janis f sUUant "in key York aty.
Amon h' f tfps pq ' He; ioticfd a jgoo3;
looking fellpw Bo, had" Tmarmo?etJ fn eachcpa
pocket. A marmoset is monkey fhaj vyelghs about
six ounces. She asked a" waiter to ask the mao how
hen you kiss a Taurus woman, say the
stargazers ner six times in succession!
Copyrti-. 18501 Xic fwlurn ftyodicaU, lac,'
he happened to have the marmosets with him. The
man said he Was in the Merchant Marine and
a "A it! rasf t Via mnntavt In TSrtt-rH Y3afo ltca nf Viaf
query the sailor becamer interested in the singing
pianist. After a short courtship, they were married,
went on their honeymoon and took the marmosets
with them. They first went to Los Angeles to live
and after that to Tacoma.
Twins
Who are the country's youngest twin grandmothers?
Can any pair of twins hllenge th,e claim to that
title of, Mrs. Grace Finch Jn4 Mrs. Marie feller of
Menlo Park, California? Mrs. Finch and Mnf- Keller
are beautiful j blondes, and both, are models in
Sar Francisco. They affj hlrty-eJght .years old.
I mentioned ikfm before. Tja vas a poupie of years
ago, jyei Jhfy wpf thjrt-six year-old grand
mothers, since thSTJ liey 'pfflf been blessed with
additional grandchildren. have never seen it stated
what the grandchildren of these two young and !
beautiful females call them. It certainly shouldn't be
r; :CU-; ...err., .
"Grandma." No woman under sixty should be called
Grandma.
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Check ffl'pper "
So those Milwaukee fellows think they are great'
hecker-uppers, Well, Brooklyn has some brilliant
phicker:uppersi too. I have Just heard from a; Brook
lynite who for two' years has been checking on the
name of P.aul Revere's horse. He now Stales that
rteveW had no horse of his own; that he borrowed
a horse 'for his famous ride, and that the horse he
borrowed had no name.
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Literary A'ote ' t
1-ess than twenty-five novels written in this country
have sold pver a million copies and Gene Stratton
i Porter wrote four, pf fhem, namely "Freckles," which
sold over two million copies,, "Girl of the- Limber
Jos," pne million seven hundred thousand, "The
aiatckci, Wile siJk I1U1IU1CU UiUUMUlU, ttJIU
"Laddie," one million' five hundred thousand copies.
Has any other author anywhere a record like this?
DURLXNG, PICTORIAL, MAY 3t