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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (April 15, 1925)
The one who la afraid of mirth' Encumbers this' delightful earth. Come on! Let's use our funny .bones! i.m 1 t m; ' ,. r -"A laugh is worth a thousand - groans!" ' Too Easy : . f' Dr. Henry: "Whatever you do. be sure and take things easy." Patient: ' "I do, doctor. I'm a hold-up man." ? ! i " : j -Rudie L. A Suggestion .;; 1 . I know THE FUN SHOP'S meant jokes, h L I. ; ' And fun at er'rything It pokes; But when sweet i Springtime's In " the air i ; " v Most er'rybody seems to care For " something j. beside what la Some sort of sentimental ditty: Like "In the Spring a young man's ifancy,"! L )., :: f I : h ! ii Nice things that sound like that : romancy; I :;! j A bit of Terse that hints of lore. Of cooing like the turtle dove. So why not, in your column, witty. Sometimes have something that's just pretty?1'!''!,. :!',: M j j ji ' x Dorothy Habersham. The Bosky Dell Some Terse that's pretty? . 'Very wellj ii .:i:.t.. Hi ! ti Let's write' about the bosky dell; The place where bluebirds come to .:singjMH;t:M!;Hi ;j j i'j; !-. Those happy harbingers of Spring. Where butter-yellow daffydill Anr pussywillow by the fill i With saucy: glance intrigue the eye. 1 il i j- J .";i ' And lacelike trees say: "See the Bky.J" iMM'H : ' " Inviting nooks draw lovers there The earth-old promises to swear; There, firsts the trees begin to bud. And there 1 the cowslips in the - mud! ;'; )"' js H:rl' HH1J hi; Gentle Hint "Darling," cooed the loyer as be gazed at the flapper's ears, "have you never had these pink shells Rierced?" "No." she sighed, but they've often been bored." -: i . ; ; "II M 1H P. iMi" Fogg. "Tbig running' around makes me boil," said i the flivver, i The Birth of a rfation i Mother was looking over; a new leaflet issued by the telephone company, when the small json looked up from 1 his lesson and asked: "What nationality are the telephone girls?" . : .,. : His sister, ai few years his sen ior, replied: VWhy, Central Am ericans, of course." : ; . Mrs, A. S. Metts. THE TRICKY TRIOLET COU TER Observfnjc the Seasons My friends have all been great to borrow; 1 1 : : h, They come to me when broke or bent; Because my heart la soft to sor- row . , My friends have all been great to borrow. -With promises to pay tomorrow t ! if THE NEW LUSTROUS Moepak Dresses mnri thpv come in pastel shades, One jy raarvei: aw ij iuc a qunuij shown in these new frocks for they are surely the 100 percent dress. We are showing a group in the north window, for one can get a much better idea of the real values offered in these tub dresses. ; - !l i' ;: : .if:; ;:- ' v.. r. -, . J ,;-:ri Which, though unkept, were all f well-meant. " My friends have all been great to i hirrnw This year Ive certainly, kept Lent. msteue Knarr. KASTKIt . sl (With a Bow to the Editor) The best thing that happens in April is Easter. The best that fiaspens in Easter .is no skool. I ( Easter has a lot td do with eggs. The best kind of eggs and the best kind of candy is candy Easter eggs. ? They keep on tast ing jest as good even wen you are old enuff to know they are not reely rabbits eggs, because ther aint eny sutch of a thing. -, At Easter time you go erround with a regnJer chikin egg yelling "Upper, upper." This means you get fersjt crack at eny other fel lows egg that wants to pick you. and if his egg brakes be has to give it to pou and you can sell it to the baker for a cent of the ln sides havent ran out on the way. I Peeple also take a chikins egg at Easter and die them so meny dlffrent colors that if you showed the chikin it would think them to they was layed by somebody efts. . Kid Boots. Missing Her Chance .v: I Anne:; "Louise, says- she will never divorce her husband." ; j Caroline: "Foolish girl. And she photographs so well, too." H. O. J. Smithers. I WALLY THE MYSTIC He'll Answer Your questions As long as Cupid roams the earth There will be grief as well as 1 mirth; . --'H-iV ".! But those with grief a locase find. And always will, ia Wally's mind. There's A Reason H Dear Wally: T j " I; Your advice I seek, f I; always thought my girl j was j meek, - J " - And so I kissed her. Gosh,-some I ' shriek! ; . j Why did she holler? I I ; V PUZZLED SHEIK. Dear Puzzled Sheik: I f- H 1"?-:tKuow this; iny boy; Some women squeal with sudden I : Joyi If 'twas for help she gave a shriek. She was displeased with your technique. i Down With Analysis Dear Wally: . i i kindly tell me this: Did Adaml ever give a kiss To Eve, I or has that lovely scheme Developed since their j i LOVE'S YOUNG DREAM. ' 1 I ! h ii : Dear Love's Young Dream: ji - Why wonder who Devised! that lovely game for two? Away with history and facts! Enough! to know it has no tax. i I Heel And Toe ; s Dr. Carter: "Your heels seem to be rather run over." J Patrick: "Yis, an: that ain't but half uv it. The truck ran over roe whole foot!" , , Donald Crouse. all the will sure- I i M ' J , ... . - . - . .1 i' : il I I LHUIJ w I , .' .1 -, . r'- 0 - .1 - :. AW Bits For Ereakf aat Making it 100 per cent - V ' ' The committees soliciting stock subscriptions ' to Salem's second linen mill H S S And the beauty of it Is that the people welcome them with open arms. This shows a spirit that promises great things for Salem. m The Slogan man of The States man must show tomorrow that this is a great asparagus district - and that a gigantic asparagus industry is in the offing. It Is your duty to help him, 10 you can; today. Too late tomorrow. V " The First Congregational church Sunday school held beautiful Eas ter services on Sunday. There was a surprise near - the closing time, when Rev. and Mrs. W. C. Kantner presented the school with a beautiful framed picture, a re production of De Vinci's Last Sup per. This picture will hang in the Sunday school room, a reminder of the long years of useful service of the donors in that Sunday school and church. . V S ; The cub reporter ; may record another pair of twins, somewhat older in years than most of those he has been finding. .' They are E. M. Hammer, 860. Marion street, the representative for Polk county of Rawleigh's Good Health Serv ice, and Mrs. J. W, (Emma) Kel lis. Mr. Kellis has, been employed by the Drager Fruit company, and theyfhave fruit interests at Scotts Mills. There Is no age limit in the record of twins." fThey remain twins, no matter1 how old they grow. ' . A ; H : : There are indications that the second linen mill proposition is going to be over very soon. Then Salem's hustlers should ; take up the sugar factory next, and the starch factory. These both might be put over as cooperative con cerns. It eould be done, by the right leadership, backed with team Work. : ; f :: Whatever; savings are made by getting In the linen machinery duty free ought to be used in help ing to finance scutching plants. These will be necessary - abso lutely. R0SEDALE . i w 1 ROSE DALE, April 14.Hun dreds of cars came to Rosedale last Sunday over the "Blossom Route," so many people could see the trees with their snow-white blossoms. ' , ; . u ? ': t . . f . 'k Beautiful spring flowers made an attractive setting for the , de lightful Easter program which was given at the church Sunday morn ing. - , . - P On Wednesday afternoon sever al women of the community met at the home of Mrs. Campbell to sew on the new curtains for the school. , ' The. Rosedale school baseball team was defeated by the Liberty school team last Friday after noon; Mr. and Mrs. Bo je and family attended the funeral of Mrs. Bo- je's mother last Friday, ' On Saturday evening the Gideon band class held a meeting at the church. A number of people gathered at the home of Mr.' and Mrs. Can- noy to practice singing and to have a good time last Saturday evening. Some time ago It was reported that Mrs. Tucker of Missouri was visiting in the community. This was a mistake as "Mrs. Tucker was from Marion. . Last Monday Mr. and Mrs. An derson and their daughter, Jean, visited In the community. Mrs. Cole, ofyPortland, visited her son, Mr, C. A. Cole last week. Miss Acheson of Portland also vis ited the Cole home. Mr. and Mrs. Cannoy attended a birthday dinner In Polk county last Monday evening, Next Friday evening will be the rarent-Teachers' zneetrag at the school, a fine program is being prepared. - . - Mrs. irwm. who has been ill Is much better. i ' LIBERTY ' - .An ..impressive reunion of the Dorman family was held Sunday, Marcn &, celebrating the 85th birthday, of "Dad" Dorman. ; Six teen members of 'the family were present children, grandchildren and great grandchildren gather ing with well filled baskets at the home of Vfs H. Dorman, a son of the honor guest. "Dad" Is still hale and hearty, and ' can outdo many much younger; than , he Congratulations of the commun ity! - j - ,: -. H ;; . . , :; Mr. and Mrs. Frank Mapes and daughter Verna, Mr. ' and Mrs Gamble and. son KorvaL and Mr, and Mrs. John Graber were guests of Mr. and Mrs. A. B. Browning last Wednesday., evening to help them celebrate the birthday of Margaret Browning. 1 : iiiss Gladys Weave? of Salem spent the week-end here visiting relatives ana friends, j : Rosedale and Liberty - school teams played baseball last Friday. Liberty won this time. Now the two teams are even.. The "rub will be played later, t 7 Mrs. Gilbert, leader of the cook Jag. club .met with the members i. At I: . .Monday afternoon Cunningham, Florian Hrubetz and Mary Berndt. , .X;H " sHH ; At the school declamatory con test last Friday Orpha May Dasch was' chosen to represent class "C" and Ellen Neuens for class "B " Mrs. C. C. Behnke of Florence spent Easter with her daughter, Mrs. W.j R. Dallas. Mr. and Mrs. Herbert . Ray of West Salem spent Sunday with her parents, Air. and Mrs. John Berg. . j ; - ? Mr. and Mrs. Albert Dougherty and son Donald are visiting rela tives here for a week. Their home is In Oregon City. Mrs. F. E. Judd and small daughter ef Halls Ferry spent Easter with her mother, 3Irs.K. Schmidt. Miss Annie Katherine of Salem was also a guest at the same place at the same time. Mrs. Humphrey of Portland was a recent visitor of Mr. and Mrs. Bruce Fox. ' E. L. Coffey and family are all ill with the influenza. : ' "f; P. R. Booth of Sugar1 GroTei III., Is the guest of his uncle." P. G. Judd. He motored to Califor nia and then to Oregon. He is accompanied by Mr. Groneau -of Chicago. . Walter Hoffman, accompanied by -a friend, motored -from Port land last Saturday to spend East er - Sunday jointly with Mr.: K. Hoffman and Mr. and Mrs. Bruce Fox. H ; " ' "-1 Mr. and Mrs. B. Fox visited l friends In Sunnyslde recently. Miss Pearl Scott substituted in the Intermediate room the first of the week as Miss Erskins, the teacher,: was ill with a severe cold. The monthly class meeting of the Junior . Sunday school class was held last Saturday at the home of Genie -Mumford. - Miss Florence Berndt Is teacher of this class, and she certainly makes things interesting for her pupils. Dorothy and Lilly Pearson are new pupils In the Intermediate room. They moved here from Blodgett. . 1 HAZEL GREEN 1 -The splendid Easter" program given by the Sunday school was well attended, the house being filled. The children were ery pleasing in the songs, exercises and pageant. The ladies' quartet and Mrs."). Louis Kobow rendered special music - Mr, and Mrs. Walter Davisand: children of Silverton were guests of Mr. andTMrs. Louis Kobow Sun day. Mrs. Kobow returned with them' to hear the concert by the Choral society of Silverton: Mr. and Mrs. K. W. Jones of Portland spent the week-end with Mrs. Jones' mother Mrs. Louisa Johnson. ,.--' Mr. and Mrs. Smith and daugh ter, Minnie, and Mr; and Mrs. Mit lr of Portland-i-were guests at Ben Clemens Sunday. The side losing In the recent reading contest by the AVomans" Missionary association will feed the winners 1 at the -parsonage Tuesday at 2 o'clock.; ; j ' Miss Edna Davis has returned from spending a week in Salem visiting Mrs. Hedrick and Miss Lo- rene Fletcher. -.; . Mr. and Mrs. Ivan Moore of Wielding, Ore., visited Mr. Moore's sister ' Mrs. C. A. Kobow last week. Miss Anita Looney of Salem, spent her Easter vacation with her uncle, G. G. Looney. Mr. Cordee and son Arthur of Pratum spent Sunday with Mr. Ralph Van Cleave. ' " Mr. and Mrs. Ben Clemens has for years given an egg hunt 'on Easter day tin their park. This year as usual there were many friends to enjoy their treat " ' ' Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Clemens and children of Salem Heights, Mr. P. Reylets of Salem and Mr, and Mrs, Crawford.-also of Salem, Mr. and Mrs. Bishop of Lablstt Center, were among those who en joyed the egg hunt at Mr. Clem ens. ..; " J ' Mrs. B. C. Zelinske has return ed from the Deaconess hospital. Her many friends will be glad to know she Is getting along nicely. Harley Harvey of Dufur, Or., on his way, to Newport, spent the week-end with G. G Looney. Mr. Harvey formerly lived here and his many friends were glad to see him again. - - Miss Truie Otsuka otj Labish Meadows, spent Easter Sunday in Portland. h The Young People's class of the bunday school have adopted the state Bible study course advanced. George Zellnski's son,: Donald, who has been sick. Is now better. Miss Tressaf Zelinski of Portland is visiting a sister, Mrs. Max Woods. ; . IL1SOXS ELECT HEAD PORTLAND, April 1 4 j James L. Martin of Portland was today elected most Illustrious grand master of the grand 'council of Oregon, royal and select masters, at the fortieth annual assembly of the state organization. (Hi ALLY. . IV " will h u NNALEM -OATURDAY A Disease Carrier . Can Be Detecled When a person Is ill with diph theria, typhoid ' fever,: smallpox, pneumonia or any other Infectious illness, ' instinctively we want to stay away from., him so as not to catch the disease. Furthermore it is the duty of the health author ties of the community In which you live to see that no. one does go near such a case except the person taking care of the patient. But when the one who has had the infectious disease gets over his fever, feels like himself again and is able to be about, he naturally resents being prevented from tak ing" up his usual daily routine and mingling with other people. Oftentimes, however, ; the germs causing certain diseases -persist long after the Illness itself is over. This is especially true of dipht heria and typhoid fever. When this occurs such a person Is called a carrier of the disease. While no longer sick himself be Is still capable of giving the disease to others. Before the one who has had diphteria may ' be released from quarantine, the rules and regula tions of the Oregon State Board of Health require definite labora tory tests of the secretions from the. nose and the throat. This rule oftentimes makes the person impatient, but It is necessary for the protection of other people 'Following typhoid fever, the germs of . this disease may stay In J the gall, bladder,- multiply in numbers! and the discharged from time to jtime into the Intestines. When this occurs the person is a great danger "to others, I'especlally If he Is engaged In any occupation where milk or other raw food is handled. This typhoid carrier condition may persist" for many years -even for life although sometimes an operation on the gall bladder will cure It. It Is hot always necessary for a person actually to have had the symptoms of a disease to become a carrier! of it. j For example, you may be exposed to a tase of dipht heria, but possess enough natural protection so that you do not show any symptoms even though a lab oratory test would prove that there are many diphteria germs in; -your (throat or nose. In such case you; may become a carrier and a dangerous one. The danger Ladies Walk-Over Black or Brown Kid . ; Oxfords size $785 3 to 9 I fx I AAAA to C Ladies' Walk-Over Black Patent Dress Sandal ; CJovered fpQC Cuban ; Heel One Large ! - Lot - Broken Lines Slippers and i Oxfords $995 Lfx FOOTWEAR PROBLEM '; ' - r " " ' j- ' ' - - , ;:" " " v Plessehcp Forenoons When Convenient, as the Usual Afternoon Hours Are More Crowdcd ' Had When Shoe Fitters Arc Net Rushed . . . - . here Is that no one knows of the condition and it la hard to en force -the precautions necessary to protect other persons. It is possible to become a carrier of other diseases besides typhoid fever and diphtheria. - The ' best way to goard against - becoming a carrier, or if you are a carrier to guard against spreading disease to others is to cultivate good habits of personal hygiene. Be particular about washing you hands; keep your , finger away from your mouth -and nose; and cover up each cough or sneexe with your ' handkerchief. There Is a still better, way -.to guard against catching diphtheria, typh oid fever or smallpox. Be im munized against them by your family physician.. r Dallas Men Are Arrested For Disorderly Conduct "We know we have done wrong and I bet you l.we . never do It again." A. F. Farrington. aged 23 years and R. E. Coates, aged 19, Dallas youths, are alleged to have whined to' Officer James Sunday when they were placed under ar rest on charges of disorderly con duct. ' ' The were charged specifically with attempting to intice minor girls into the automobile, which they were driving about the streets of Salem. , Bail was furnished for Farring ton, when, his wife and mother ap peared at the. police station for him, while Coates was left to lan guish behind the bars. ': Police are making strenuous efforts to break up the habit of al leged jaxx hounds," In their practises of accosting unprotected women and girls on the streets. rOLSOX VICTIM DIES INDIANAPOLIS, lnd., April 14. Miss Madge Oberholtzer, 28, who has been ill since March 16 from the effects of poison taken following an alleged attack by D. C. Stephenson, former Ku Klux Klan grand dragon, died at hef home here today. CHICHESTER S PILLS pi ! Akfetcux-ffE.Tnrf ilUjiafiD IliUKD P1UA m M mm kMU am. Stmt, Atam KcHaMf 5CU BTCaHfirSTS DTEYIEf Keod This A d 1 Ladies Girls Walk-Over Cut Out Patent Lea ther Oxfords, Medi um and j Low Heels tQC Lifts Ladies' Black ! Satin ( Slippers and Pumps Large Assortment of Patterns and Sizes J6 . Ladies' Walk-Over Black Suede Step in and P Slippers Good H Sizes : ! To Be Had Sandals Blue, Red, Green Black Kid and Pat. 54S Don't Overlook the Group of Women's and Growing. Giris' Satin, Patent and Kid i Leather 1 P Slippers AH Going $C85 At JOHN J , Wallc-Over and State and Liberty Streets j The Quality That Satisfie New Spring and now on display V Of ; .: PRICE $r.25 BUSTER BROWN SHOE STORE The Best;- Only in Hose and Shoes Moderately Priced and KGolvo Your and Growing Pr Broken Line of La dies' Black Satin Slippers SpwfalM At tpr ?6 85: Pr Growing Girls Cut Out Town , Slippers and ' f Sandals Soml Trimmed With -Patent C A7Z Leather vJ At .pr Cantilever Shoes : e Summer Shades you 11 like them Per Pair That's All Women's Brown and Black Calf Sport Oxfords Medium Heels Rubber Lifts Ladies' Walk-Over Black Kid and Pat ent Leather Dress Strap Pumps ; Special At One Lot of Broken Lines of Women's and Growing Girls' Oxfords arid Slippers While COXS ;qs5 Jpr They Last Salem, Oregon -Better Service to te r .1. -e the recent L. -J , ... u ;1: - Mrs. Bruca : I