The one who la afraid of mirth'
Encumbers this' delightful earth.
Come on! Let's use our funny
.bones! i.m 1 t m; ' ,. r -"A
laugh is worth a thousand
- groans!"
' Too Easy : . f'
Dr. Henry: "Whatever you do.
be sure and take things easy."
Patient: ' "I do, doctor. I'm a
hold-up man." ? ! i
" : j -Rudie L.
A Suggestion .;; 1 .
I know THE FUN SHOP'S meant
jokes, h L I. ; '
And fun at er'rything It pokes;
But when sweet i Springtime's In
" the air i ; " v
Most er'rybody seems to care
For " something j. beside what la
Some sort of sentimental ditty:
Like "In the Spring a young man's
ifancy,"! L )., :: f I : h ! ii
Nice things that sound like that
: romancy; I :;! j
A bit of Terse that hints of lore.
Of cooing like the turtle dove.
So why not, in your column, witty.
Sometimes have something that's
just pretty?1'!''!,. :!',: M j j ji
' x Dorothy Habersham.
The Bosky Dell
Some Terse that's pretty? . 'Very
wellj ii .:i:.t.. Hi ! ti
Let's write' about the bosky dell;
The place where bluebirds come to
.:singjMH;t:M!;Hi ;j j i'j; !-.
Those happy harbingers of Spring.
Where butter-yellow daffydill
Anr pussywillow by the fill i
With saucy: glance intrigue the
eye. 1 il i j- J .";i '
And lacelike trees say: "See the
Bky.J" iMM'H : ' "
Inviting nooks draw lovers there
The earth-old promises to swear;
There, firsts the trees begin to
bud.
And there 1 the cowslips in the
- mud! ;'; )"' js H:rl' HH1J hi;
Gentle Hint
"Darling," cooed the loyer as
be gazed at the flapper's ears,
"have you never had these pink
shells Rierced?"
"No." she sighed, but they've
often been bored."
-: i . ; ; "II M 1H P. iMi" Fogg.
"Tbig running' around makes
me boil," said i the flivver, i
The Birth of a rfation i
Mother was looking over; a new
leaflet issued by the telephone
company, when the small json
looked up from 1 his lesson and
asked: "What nationality are the
telephone girls?" . : .,. :
His sister, ai few years his sen
ior, replied: VWhy, Central Am
ericans, of course." : ;
. Mrs, A. S. Metts.
THE TRICKY TRIOLET COU
TER
Observfnjc the Seasons
My friends have all been great to
borrow; 1 1 : : h,
They come to me when broke or
bent;
Because my heart la soft to sor-
row . ,
My friends have all been great to
borrow. -With
promises to pay tomorrow
t ! if
THE NEW
LUSTROUS
Moepak
Dresses
mnri thpv come in
pastel shades, One
jy raarvei: aw ij iuc a qunuij
shown in these new frocks
for they are surely the 100
percent dress.
We are showing a group in
the north window, for one
can get a much better idea
of the real values offered in
these tub dresses. ;
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;: : .if:; ;:- ' v.. r. -, . J ,;-:ri
Which, though unkept, were all
f well-meant. "
My friends have all been great to
i hirrnw
This year Ive certainly, kept Lent.
msteue Knarr.
KASTKIt . sl
(With a Bow to the Editor)
The best thing that happens in
April is Easter. The best that
fiaspens in Easter .is no skool.
I ( Easter has a lot td do with
eggs. The best kind of eggs and
the best kind of candy is candy
Easter eggs. ? They keep on tast
ing jest as good even wen you are
old enuff to know they are not
reely rabbits eggs, because ther
aint eny sutch of a thing. -,
At Easter time you go erround
with a regnJer chikin egg yelling
"Upper, upper." This means you
get fersjt crack at eny other fel
lows egg that wants to pick you.
and if his egg brakes be has to
give it to pou and you can sell it
to the baker for a cent of the ln
sides havent ran out on the way.
I Peeple also take a chikins egg
at Easter and die them so meny
dlffrent
colors that if you showed
the chikin it would think
them to
they was layed by somebody efts.
. Kid Boots.
Missing Her Chance .v: I
Anne:; "Louise, says- she will
never divorce her husband." ;
j Caroline: "Foolish girl. And
she photographs so well, too."
H. O. J. Smithers.
I WALLY THE MYSTIC
He'll Answer Your questions
As long as Cupid roams the earth
There will be grief as well as
1 mirth; . --'H-iV ".!
But those with grief a locase find.
And always will, ia Wally's mind.
There's A Reason H
Dear Wally: T
j " I; Your advice I seek, f
I; always thought my girl j was
j meek, - J " -
And so I kissed her. Gosh,-some
I ' shriek! ; . j
Why did she holler?
I I ; V PUZZLED SHEIK.
Dear Puzzled Sheik: I
f- H 1"?-:tKuow this; iny boy;
Some women squeal with sudden
I : Joyi
If 'twas for help she gave a shriek.
She was displeased with your
technique.
i Down With Analysis
Dear Wally: .
i i kindly tell me this:
Did Adaml ever give a kiss
To Eve, I or has that lovely scheme
Developed since their
j i LOVE'S YOUNG DREAM.
' 1 I ! h ii :
Dear Love's Young Dream:
ji - Why wonder who
Devised! that lovely game for two?
Away with history and facts!
Enough! to know it has no tax.
i I Heel And Toe ;
s Dr. Carter: "Your heels seem to
be rather run over."
J Patrick: "Yis, an: that ain't
but half uv it. The truck ran
over roe whole foot!" , ,
Donald Crouse.
all the
will sure- I
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Bits For Ereakf aat
Making it 100 per cent
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The committees soliciting stock
subscriptions ' to Salem's second
linen mill
H S S
And the beauty of it Is that the
people welcome them with open
arms. This shows a spirit that
promises great things for Salem.
m
The Slogan man of The States
man must show tomorrow that
this is a great asparagus district
- and that a gigantic asparagus
industry is in the offing. It Is
your duty to help him, 10 you can;
today. Too late tomorrow.
V
" The First Congregational church
Sunday school held beautiful Eas
ter services on Sunday. There
was a surprise near - the closing
time, when Rev. and Mrs. W. C.
Kantner presented the school with
a beautiful framed picture, a re
production of De Vinci's Last Sup
per. This picture will hang in the
Sunday school room, a reminder
of the long years of useful service
of the donors in that Sunday
school and church. .
V S
; The cub reporter ; may record
another pair of twins, somewhat
older in years than most of those
he has been finding. .' They are E.
M. Hammer, 860. Marion street,
the representative for Polk county
of Rawleigh's Good Health Serv
ice, and Mrs. J. W, (Emma) Kel
lis. Mr. Kellis has, been employed
by the Drager Fruit company, and
theyfhave fruit interests at Scotts
Mills. There Is no age limit in
the record of twins." fThey remain
twins, no matter1 how old they
grow. ' .
A ; H : :
There are indications that the
second linen mill proposition is
going to be over very soon. Then
Salem's hustlers should ; take up
the sugar factory next, and the
starch factory. These both might
be put over as cooperative con
cerns. It eould be done, by the
right leadership, backed with team
Work. : ; f ::
Whatever; savings are made by
getting In the linen machinery
duty free ought to be used in help
ing to finance scutching plants.
These will be necessary - abso
lutely. R0SEDALE
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1 ROSE DALE, April 14.Hun
dreds of cars came to Rosedale
last Sunday over the "Blossom
Route," so many people could see
the trees with their snow-white
blossoms. ' , ; . u ? ': t . . f . 'k
Beautiful spring flowers made
an attractive setting for the , de
lightful Easter program which was
given at the church Sunday morn
ing. - , . - P
On Wednesday afternoon sever
al women of the community met
at the home of Mrs. Campbell to
sew on the new curtains for the
school. , '
The. Rosedale school baseball
team was defeated by the Liberty
school team last Friday after
noon; Mr. and Mrs. Bo je and family
attended the funeral of Mrs. Bo-
je's mother last Friday,
' On Saturday evening the Gideon
band class held a meeting at the
church.
A number of people gathered
at the home of Mr.' and Mrs. Can-
noy to practice singing and to
have a good time last Saturday
evening.
Some time ago It was reported
that Mrs. Tucker of Missouri was
visiting in the community. This
was a mistake as "Mrs. Tucker was
from Marion. .
Last Monday Mr. and Mrs. An
derson and their daughter, Jean,
visited In the community.
Mrs. Cole, ofyPortland, visited
her son, Mr, C. A. Cole last week.
Miss Acheson of Portland also vis
ited the Cole home.
Mr. and Mrs. Cannoy attended
a birthday dinner In Polk county
last Monday evening,
Next Friday evening will be the
rarent-Teachers' zneetrag at the
school, a fine program is being
prepared. - . -
Mrs. irwm. who has been ill
Is much better.
i ' LIBERTY '
- .An ..impressive reunion of the
Dorman family was held Sunday,
Marcn &, celebrating the 85th
birthday, of "Dad" Dorman. ; Six
teen members of 'the family were
present children, grandchildren
and great grandchildren gather
ing with well filled baskets at the
home of Vfs H. Dorman, a son of
the honor guest. "Dad" Is still
hale and hearty, and ' can outdo
many much younger; than , he
Congratulations of the commun
ity! - j - ,: -. H ;; . . , :;
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Mapes and
daughter Verna, Mr. ' and Mrs
Gamble and. son KorvaL and Mr,
and Mrs. John Graber were guests
of Mr. and Mrs. A. B. Browning
last Wednesday., evening to help
them celebrate the birthday of
Margaret Browning. 1
: iiiss Gladys Weave? of Salem
spent the week-end here visiting
relatives ana friends, j
: Rosedale and Liberty - school
teams played baseball last Friday.
Liberty won this time. Now the
two teams are even.. The "rub
will be played later, t 7
Mrs. Gilbert, leader of the cook
Jag. club .met with the members
i.
At I: . .Monday afternoon
Cunningham, Florian Hrubetz and
Mary Berndt. , .X;H " sHH
; At the school declamatory con
test last Friday Orpha May Dasch
was' chosen to represent class "C"
and Ellen Neuens for class "B "
Mrs. C. C. Behnke of Florence
spent Easter with her daughter,
Mrs. W.j R. Dallas.
Mr. and Mrs. Herbert . Ray of
West Salem spent Sunday with
her parents, Air. and Mrs. John
Berg. . j ; - ?
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Dougherty
and son Donald are visiting rela
tives here for a week. Their home
is In Oregon City.
Mrs. F. E. Judd and small
daughter ef Halls Ferry spent
Easter with her mother, 3Irs.K.
Schmidt. Miss Annie Katherine
of Salem was also a guest at the
same place at the same time.
Mrs. Humphrey of Portland was
a recent visitor of Mr. and Mrs.
Bruce Fox. '
E. L. Coffey and family are all
ill with the influenza. : ' "f;
P. R. Booth of Sugar1 GroTei
III., Is the guest of his uncle." P.
G. Judd. He motored to Califor
nia and then to Oregon. He is
accompanied by Mr. Groneau -of
Chicago. .
Walter Hoffman, accompanied
by -a friend, motored -from Port
land last Saturday to spend East
er - Sunday jointly with Mr.: K.
Hoffman and Mr. and Mrs. Bruce
Fox. H ; " ' "-1
Mr. and Mrs. B.
Fox visited l
friends In Sunnyslde recently.
Miss Pearl Scott substituted in
the Intermediate room the first of
the week as Miss Erskins, the
teacher,: was ill with a severe cold.
The monthly class meeting of
the Junior . Sunday school class
was held last Saturday at the
home of Genie -Mumford. - Miss
Florence Berndt Is teacher of this
class, and she certainly makes
things interesting for her pupils.
Dorothy and Lilly Pearson are
new pupils In the Intermediate
room. They moved here from
Blodgett. .
1 HAZEL GREEN 1
-The splendid Easter" program
given by the Sunday school was
well attended, the house being
filled. The children were ery
pleasing in the songs, exercises
and pageant. The ladies' quartet
and Mrs."). Louis Kobow rendered
special music -
Mr, and Mrs. Walter Davisand:
children of Silverton were guests
of Mr. andTMrs. Louis Kobow Sun
day. Mrs. Kobow returned with
them' to hear the concert by the
Choral society of Silverton:
Mr. and Mrs. K. W. Jones of
Portland spent the week-end with
Mrs. Jones'
mother
Mrs. Louisa
Johnson. ,.--'
Mr. and Mrs. Smith and daugh
ter, Minnie, and Mr; and Mrs. Mit
lr of Portland-i-were guests at
Ben Clemens Sunday.
The side losing In the recent
reading contest by the AVomans"
Missionary association will feed
the winners 1 at the -parsonage
Tuesday at 2 o'clock.; ; j '
Miss Edna Davis has returned
from spending a week in Salem
visiting Mrs. Hedrick and Miss Lo-
rene Fletcher. -.; .
Mr. and Mrs. Ivan Moore of
Wielding, Ore., visited Mr. Moore's
sister ' Mrs. C. A. Kobow last
week.
Miss Anita Looney of Salem,
spent her Easter vacation with
her uncle, G. G. Looney.
Mr. Cordee and son Arthur of
Pratum spent Sunday with Mr.
Ralph Van Cleave. ' "
Mr. and Mrs. Ben Clemens has
for years given an egg hunt 'on
Easter day tin their park. This
year as usual there were many
friends to enjoy their treat "
' ' Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Clemens
and children of Salem Heights,
Mr. P. Reylets of Salem and Mr,
and Mrs, Crawford.-also of Salem,
Mr. and Mrs. Bishop of Lablstt
Center, were among those who en
joyed the egg hunt at Mr. Clem
ens. ..; " J '
Mrs. B. C. Zelinske has return
ed from the Deaconess hospital.
Her many friends will be glad to
know she Is getting along nicely.
Harley Harvey of Dufur, Or., on
his way, to Newport, spent the
week-end with G. G Looney. Mr.
Harvey formerly lived here and
his many friends were glad to see
him again. - -
Miss Truie Otsuka otj Labish
Meadows, spent Easter Sunday in
Portland.
h The Young People's class of the
bunday school have adopted the
state Bible study course advanced.
George Zellnski's son,: Donald,
who has been sick. Is now better.
Miss Tressaf Zelinski of Portland
is visiting a sister, Mrs. Max
Woods. ; .
IL1SOXS ELECT HEAD
PORTLAND, April 1 4 j James
L. Martin of Portland was today
elected most Illustrious grand
master of the grand 'council of
Oregon, royal and select masters,
at the fortieth annual assembly of
the state organization.
(Hi ALLY. .
IV " will h u
NNALEM -OATURDAY
A Disease Carrier
. Can Be Detecled
When a person Is ill with diph
theria, typhoid ' fever,: smallpox,
pneumonia or any other Infectious
illness, ' instinctively we want to
stay away from., him so as not
to catch the disease. Furthermore
it is the duty of the health author
ties of the community In which
you live to see that no. one does
go near such a case except the
person taking care of the patient.
But when the one who has had
the infectious disease gets over his
fever, feels like himself again and
is able to be about, he naturally
resents being prevented from tak
ing" up his usual daily routine
and mingling with other people.
Oftentimes, however, ; the germs
causing certain diseases -persist
long after the Illness itself is over.
This is especially true of dipht
heria and typhoid fever. When
this occurs such a person Is called
a carrier of the disease. While
no longer sick himself be Is still
capable of giving the disease to
others.
Before the one who has had
diphteria may ' be released from
quarantine, the rules and regula
tions of the Oregon State Board
of Health require definite labora
tory tests of the secretions from
the. nose and the throat. This
rule oftentimes makes the person
impatient, but It is necessary for
the protection of other people
'Following typhoid fever, the
germs of . this disease may stay
In J the gall, bladder,- multiply in
numbers! and the discharged from
time to jtime into the Intestines.
When this occurs the person is a
great danger "to others, I'especlally
If he Is engaged In any occupation
where milk or other raw food is
handled. This typhoid carrier
condition may persist" for many
years -even for life although
sometimes an operation on the
gall bladder will cure It.
It Is hot always necessary for
a person actually to have had the
symptoms of a disease to become
a carrier! of it. j For example, you
may be exposed to a tase of dipht
heria, but possess enough natural
protection so that you do not show
any symptoms even though a lab
oratory test would prove that
there are many diphteria germs
in; -your (throat or nose. In such
case you; may become a carrier and
a dangerous one. The danger
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' Had When Shoe Fitters Arc Net Rushed . . . - .
here Is that no one knows of the
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way to goard against - becoming
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to guard against spreading disease
to others is to cultivate good
habits of personal hygiene. Be
particular about washing you
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from your mouth -and nose; and
cover up each cough or sneexe
with your ' handkerchief. There
Is a still better, way -.to guard
against catching diphtheria, typh
oid fever or smallpox. Be im
munized against them by your
family physician.. r
Dallas Men Are Arrested
For Disorderly Conduct
"We know we have done wrong
and I bet you l.we . never do It
again." A. F. Farrington. aged 23
years and R. E. Coates, aged 19,
Dallas youths, are alleged to have
whined to' Officer James Sunday
when they were placed under ar
rest on charges of disorderly con
duct. ' '
The were charged specifically
with attempting to intice minor
girls into the automobile, which
they were driving about the
streets of Salem. ,
Bail was furnished for Farring
ton, when, his wife and mother ap
peared at the. police station for
him, while Coates was left to lan
guish behind the bars.
': Police are making strenuous
efforts to break up the habit of al
leged jaxx hounds," In their
practises of accosting unprotected
women and girls on the streets.
rOLSOX VICTIM DIES
INDIANAPOLIS, lnd., April 14.
Miss Madge Oberholtzer, 28,
who has been ill since March 16
from the effects of poison taken
following an alleged attack by D.
C. Stephenson, former Ku Klux
Klan grand dragon, died at hef
home here today.
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