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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (March 13, 1925)
TIID OitEGON -STAmitAlT SALELI, OIlEGOtt :FRIDAYjrORKINa.3rABCIT 13, 1925 r.'IVXLD WIIJLJE3 Ey George S. ChappelJ Wiyiela the garden plot, . ' Foudd'.in ancient flower-pot; he This r clapped on Gentle Grandpa's Spring," lie "Welcome, said. - H i- f. ' H , ...... Willie broke the radio . ; . .. Myhlsin&ftier c'oMCjd oJ . Thei she ahut him. in the at lie; Willie, yelled: : "You're f nil of . static." , " - ! ( ' in , Willie) candid llttie creature, Wekr t4 church and loathed the . preacher' . ; . ,v llclit; he said, "I'm growing wilier. JBc 3-oaeV turn off that loudspeaker.' ,... . ; , ToucH and Go Dubby: "Would, you mind telling; the' cook, mf dear, that, I like Af bacon just nrlfle less crisp .aid" my coffee Just a wee bit ,ttohgelr?" . v , ,-Ny lJIe': i"I-rhaVe already, told hetha, love, and regret to say that we no longer haVe; a SookV Jennings: "Martin bought aocae1 bootleg slalf and gbV loaded I to thevfill4 Csborne: ! '.'tl'X I i. ' Lyman Jelke. "The' poor fiBh. An Authority ! "I don't like yourwajr of rmak Ing eyes , at the stenographer,", "And whoare you?" demanded the bookkeeper. , " . "The new efficiency expert." 1 ' - ? ' ; Rudie Ij. i WaVxY THE MYSltO Hell Answer Your Questions . To be M Jove5 means' trouble, too; Before some .foolish thins you do Ask", Mystic Wally what Is best';' He'll put your troubled mind at rest. . j I Thank: om Lucky Stars Dear Wally:1 j aI'm a handsome' boy; To fourteen girls a pride and' joy. I wish you'd tell me whom to thank, MY Pa or Ma. - i HUME WRECKING HANK. Dear Hank: ( . 1 JPourouJf jrourjtratlg To fourteen fathers who have viewed? ( i Their , dauguters o'er you get a thrill. j And . yet controlled their lust to ... Enough Is .Sufficient Dear WaIyf , mf bqy, friend, is bright; But wheij ho calls .online at night He will not help me guess a word In. aU my cross word puzzles. Dear Bird: ., .. You dont appreciate, What puzzles girl9 are when they mate. - : " - ,i That's why he won't help do your tip: , ; One puzzle at a time's enough." h OhHel en! A little girl In my class, told me that she had received a new doll for her birthday and that she" was going' to name it "Helen" after me. . t. J v I felt highly honored unlil she added: "I call her Helen because she' has a pug nose . just like yours." h : ; : , . f !: "i:. Helen' Smith. Why do they call Jealousy the "green-eyed monster," when it makes a lbrer see "red?" ' A Ei7 Most ottbe' pains you suffer can . be stopped at once. These include rheu matic pains; soreness, lame-nessbAckache.AntLthe .congestion, pt hes coMs, -w , Tne . way is to rub ' tne sore spot wi(h St. Jacobs Oil. Pause a, jcpu.pter irrl tatloiCt Or.relie.Te- the con gestion by -bringing the blood to the akin. A mo- ,mentr.does fhia-and, com- ion ioiiows Deiore tne ruD bing. stops. - ' -St, -Jacobs Oil has-done this for 65 years. It. has saTe21Ls"eople.eons..ot pain. Anybody who has used fcit rill tell you that these vyou can stop . pains are folly. A little' rubbing and ; the pain Is. soothed. ' tit .seems, to eva porate. Then Nature, has a chance to ure' while you rest in comfort. -i. - jGe this, time-tried, meth od, proved by millions. You wUl never find anything beter Ittis sureand, eopth ing, and it doesn't burn1; Have it Tea'dy" when" the pain begins. ; Keep it on your shelf. -- The costTis but 35 cents.. And the time is bound to come when' it will save someone about you many-hours of pain.' Ward off the suffering which is bo unnecessary; Adv. -1 ItAlX ".. , By Kid Boots; t (With', a Bow to Archie McHugh) - Getting cawt out In the jrain Is a grate feeling If you larelyoung and a axsident if ' vou are not. - Grown up , people are j aupersit tious about getting' their feet wet and never , allow you to go out;' In you mite get yours wet, the sad part ft being you ; wouldn't give a darn.if jrou, did or not. f i; t every day to see if the weather man Bays. it. will rain the next day or not, but that H don't always aaraiy ever senerauy thig- J ' ;- J ' Its r always easy to find one .rubjber wen it , rains, but not the other one making people madder than if they couldn't 'find either of ehem. r f ."J j No matter, how thick comes down it is impossible to get a' good drink by jest opening your mouth. :. - !.;! ; i ? ! . - j. J : :!;f"K ' ! WHO WAS SHE? I ;"V- , ' r: fi- :' f !J t) Cross Word Puzzle Fan: "I sat up 'three hours last night trying" to get 1pve'f in .three letters." ; His Friend:" "That's nothing I saf nif all. night trying to get a lot of love In Just1 one letter.". 1 1 Olga Schwartz . IfffiilliGE Adele Garrison New Phase of REVELATIONS OP A WIFE! Copyright by .Newspaper Feature ! " - Service' prove eny the.. rain Comparison j j i s MrsNewlyweUAl suppose times are.Terr.MrdL with you."., ; Tramp "(eating biscuit: ;Yes, ma'am, i But not as hard as this biscuit." ! 1 ' ' II. I A, Whltus. ,"'.'!' J Figuring j j. ' ( ' ;H ...i . Suburbs: "I commute ten miles Crabshaw: ."That's .fine. How many cross word puzzles do you average?" .:rj ! -1-;. ' : ; ' ; It -James J. 6'ConnelL " CltAPTfiR 406 HOW , DON, ; ALMIREZ WOKE MEMORIES IN DICKY'S MIND I straightened tensely at Dicky's query. Did he suspect Harry TJn- derwoodls identity, or was he nly impressed with something vaguely familiar in the voice and appear ance of the s; man? , And .what would be Harry Underwood's an swer to tne question? We .did not, have to wait long for it. Behind" his thick-lensed glasses one could feel' that he was studying Dicky's., face, carefully, as if to recall a possible acquaintance. Then he spoke,' slowly, hesitating ly, i : "It is possible; although' I do not remember. , But I -have met so many, especially when I was traveling In France" ana Ger many some years, ago." ' , He halted, pe-'ceptlbly before the word" "Germany" and at my side Dicky straightened Into rigidity at the queer, phrase." , , ...That memory had suddenly brought, to him a. vision" of that "traveling in' France and--Ger-mahy some . years ago," I was as sure as that,. I Could never forget that time when for weeks I be lieved" that Harry TJnderwbbd had saved" himself at DickyV expense. But J found put later that ini stead, Harry Underwood had made a voluntary sacrifice of his liberty, aimost ot nis lire, tor nis old com rade but the horror, of that sus: pehse had never left me. Dicky Recognized' A" Friend. I cast a furtive glance at Dicky to see how' he was taking." the' knowledge that the man who once had been his closest" friend sat so near him., I was sure that he recognized him' through his bizarre- disguise and I guessed the .emotions which were swaying; him. or years they rhad been close friends. Then" Harry Underwood, awajr from Lillian's restraining In fluence, had. lunged i into, dissipa tion, and when half-crazed, almost wholly irresponsible from drink and, drugs,, had been an accessory in the diabolic plot of Grace Dra- L , 1 ,1 f J , Kt V. mr- s t I r I : f)VTKnSING Aot only : does not increase the cost of .the advertised at-ticile, hvS; on the contrary,': malies economies possible' that Benefit ohsumrs, dealers, ?rnaniirachxrers; and ; producers 6f raw materials, is a ' itoement re'eenfl made hy Dr; J. T, Dorfance, president of the Campbell -? Soupr Conkany. ; ' ' ! 1 .rf--inprKtiih' v-vN-A-'-TV'': -r'" In 1898' the output ;6f .tKe .Campbell Soup Company; was 5 00,000 cans J for the entire year. .'' i ' NbW 18,000,090 cans are produced in one Veek. ; ! ' r. ... ; Jin 1 898" tKe expense for salesmen was seven" and one half per cent and for advertising fourteen per cent of th selling' price. f - , ' - - - ; v . Now the cost! for fiaTesmen is two and one half t per cent and for advertising less than three per. cent, making a total selling cost! of about five per cent or two' and one1 half per cent less1 tnan it cost foV salesmen alone inv 1 69l3. ,The cost Cf advertising in a single can of soup is seven teen one-hbndreds of one per cent. 4 ' ' i ; . ' As Dr. Dorrance puts it: Advertising has assisted us : t'6 stabilize our business, to - guarantee the consume- a product of uniformly, superior quality at a low price, , to make sure that whatever prof it is made oh our raw niateri i alsis made by the ifarmer, and to 'keep1 our mariufacturihg . . organization employed at steady. 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PORTLAND ELECTRIC POWER CO. 237 North" Liberty; Street Salem, Ore, i per to cripple Dicky's airplane and send hint to an awful death. "When Harry Underwood had come to himself . he had rushed, to the .fly ing field, and, by revealing the plot,' enabled, the aviation authori ties to have an ambulance and surgeons ready, thus saving Dicky's life by. prompt treatment. A few hour later he bad'escaped from the military authorities, and later still, because of Lillian's in fluence, had been permitted to Join the ambulance service in France. An Amusing" Reply. . -That-Dicky'B told affection for Harry Underwood still .persisted, I knew, and I knew also that he had great respect lor the . elder man's Judgment. The thought of this gave me a presentment of distinctly unpleasant hours in store, for me.- Mr. Underwood had Isald that he meant to warn ;. my husband about the danger for me in going about, both because pf Grace Dra- f By adding sparkle to -.your morning drink. . There's a way to keep lit, to keep cheerful, erer at-your best. Millions now employ it. It saves many lost days. , , And it wards oft and ends a great many distases caused by poisons in the system. . On rising; drink a glass of wat er, hot or cold. That washes out the stomach tits it for food. , ; Add to that; water a little Jad Salts, That makes an acid, ef fervescent drink. Jad Salts are made'f rom the acids of lemon and grape, plus lithla, etc. . The results are quick, and amazing. In i one hour "comes elimination of poisons and waste. The system is freed. . You start the day like a child at school. All enjoy these effects. Mil lions who know them gain doubl ed Joy" and efficiency. ' ' - Try Jad Salts tomorrow morn ing. All druggists supply' them.' You iv ill never forget them when you'watch lhe results for one day. per and of the men associated with Smith in!the conspiracy which Lil lian, Alln Drake and my father were watching so closely. Dicky was already so opposed to my aid ing Lillian in her government work, that I knew a confirmation of his fears by Harry . Underwood would make his opposition more rabid, than ever. I had but one hope, and though it was not a very creditable one, I hugged it closely. Harry Un derwood j had said that , he meant, to call Dicky to account of which I had just rescued him. ;. ' If he did that there were sure to be verbal fireworks, for neither man has what, might be called of placid temperament, and if Dicky became sufficiently angry I knew that he would resent anything the elder man might say, and would disre gard any warning he might give. Vith , beating pulses I waited for Dicky's reply. It did not come immediately, but when he did speak there was distinct meaning beneath the careless tone and phraseology: "Ah! yes, I did a bit of travel ing 'myself across the pond. "Per haps later we will be able to re fresh our memories. Are you on your way to New York?" . , ."Fortunately, yes," the pseudo Don Hamon replied with a rhetor ical flourish. "I am a great ad mirer of' your' so beautiful city. It Is the wonder of the world."" I have seen many, but only one. New York.' Its libraries, its museums, its art galleries ah! I have. an antipathy to anything which takes me for even an hour, from Its many wonders of science and beauty !'. Dicky's lips twisted again ;into an irrepressible grin, and I shared his patent desire to laugh out right.: The pictures of Harry Un derwood voluntarily spending any time In, libraries, museums)or art galleries when there was a theatre" or a" cabaret to be found open, was irresistiblyi comlcaL ;And I knew that behind his thick-lensed glasses his brilliant ; black eyes were twinkling with mocking mer riment. -' - (To be continued.) A Real Revival Old Time Religion Contributed by JB. M. Scobee The city of Salem has probably never been" blessed by a greater manifestation of the love and power 'of 'God than during the present evangelistic campaign, un der tbe auspices ol the Christian and V Missionary ', alliance, s with Frederick J. Betts or New York city as" the"" evangelist."' The" cam r.a!m opened gundayt January 17t with a week of preparatory meet ings which led up to the launch ing of the campaign proper on January 24. A very significant feature of the campaign during the . first week was a series of children's meetings with special Invitations to all the school child ren of , Salem, to which scores 6t children responded. 'The evange list has a unique and pleasing manner with the children ,,and much wholesome truth was given out in a way that attracted the boys and girls. Special healing services have been held each Sat urday night during the campaign for children and probably at no other services bave the blessings of, God been -more manifest than at these children's meetings." . Throughout the campaign the gospel has-been preached in sim plicity and power, the result be ing a wonderful wave ot salva tion, - Scores . have been saved and a great .number have gone in for the deeper, Christian life. Of this number,. there are representatives from Independence, Dallas, Mc llinnvllle, Silverton, and as far as Tillamook, as well as the com munities surrounding Salem. 1 Not only have souls been saved but scores of sick bodies bave been healed, deaf ears opened, the lame have been made to walk .and other miracles have been wrought by the "Christ who is the ;same yester day, today and forever," In answer to the simple prayer of faith. One of the most Inspiring1 oc casions of the campaign thus far was the baptismal, service, held at the First Christian; churchi on Monday night, Afarch 9 At this time 91 candidates were Immersed byEvangelist,JPetts.: asslstedby Rev. O. G. Howse of Silverton. The campaign 'will - probably close Sunday night,' March 15, and during the rest of this week there will be a slight change in the or der of the meetings -no meetings Tuesday; meetings Wednesday and Thursday night, and the reg ular divine healing services' at 3 p. m. and 7:30 p. will be held and also Saturday night at 7:30. On Monday, March 16, the annual missionary convention! of tbe Christian and Missionary alliance of the ", Pacific northwest .district will assemble here for onevTeek, with Rev. Newberry, dis trict superintendent of Seattle, in charge. This.conventibn brings to Salem missionaries fresh from the foreign fields, who are here on furlough, and also missionaries from the home f ielJ3." The work ers, bring live, messages that stir the kouI, and everyone tyIlo is' in terested in the ErreadinGT of tn Fospcl to ' tli9 ' regions W. portunity and hear of theneed U the foreign fields. .-..'.. The Christian and ; Missionary alliance is inter-denomlaalional, and its work is mainly of an order that I3 more of a missionary so ciety. ' . ;- ' .During this, campaign hundreds from all denominations have been attending'arid will take back much inspiration and help to "their churches. . - The Gospel tabernacle is on Ferry street, Just off of Cottage. . - ? BeasSy Comes f rom'stjmulHtms Sallow complexions, pimples, etc., come from, blood jmpurities. -The , cause probably lies in the' liver." . . '- Medical men used to,thinkthat the trouble cjtjuld be corrected by drugs. Now they jcnoV it can't be. "No drug stimulates the liver. In late years gland .treatments have - developed. The most re markable results , eyer .known. ,tp medicine are now. accomplished in this way. - Activate the Liver - Now ox gall is used'.to activate the liver. The" results' are' amaz ing and quick.- , . , ( ; The liver supplies bile -a quart a day, if healthy. That'bile aids digestion, preYents constipation. And It does far more. It combats the intestinal germs! t ' When lack 'of bile- lets those germs i multiply, i poisons are fed to ithe J,blood-ifThpselolsQn3do. endless damage. But we are deal ing here with their effects oa tne skin. . . Benefits In a Day . " Ox. gall immediately stimulates the liver. ; You realize the results within, 21 hours. It means a gland secretion feeding a glaad .Tb3 results are often almost unbelieve able, - j: : But tbi3 dlscov&ry has led tcj ' some imposition. Be sure you f:t real , ox) gall. The best is call . 1 DlokoL-Eacb, tablet of Dioxol con tains .ten drops of purified oxgall guaranteed. Get Dioxol from yonr drujgt. Take two. tablets ton! Tut. Watch the .quick, -,am3tlns.- I refits ,it ; brings. It is the "right way th-sT only way we know to correct a torpii liver. If you are not de lighted, your - EiGUwy v. ill' come' back. .But note tlie name Diox ol. , Do not. be 'deceive I. i r-irartee: Atnn not 9th ' r" frofju the tn't hx of tr-hj r- :r t!t rnipty bos til t' - i : j 1 .t iis .t -. " y L . ' : -,