TIID OitEGON -STAmitAlT SALELI, OIlEGOtt
:FRIDAYjrORKINa.3rABCIT 13, 1925
r.'IVXLD WIIJLJE3
Ey George S. ChappelJ
Wiyiela the garden plot, . '
Foudd'.in ancient flower-pot;
he
This
r
clapped on
Gentle
Grandpa's
Spring," lie
"Welcome,
said.
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Willie broke the radio . ; . ..
Myhlsin&ftier c'oMCjd oJ .
Thei she ahut him. in the at lie;
Willie, yelled: : "You're f nil of
. static." , " - !
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Willie) candid llttie creature,
Wekr t4 church and loathed the
. preacher' . ; . ,v
llclit; he said, "I'm growing
wilier.
JBc 3-oaeV turn off that loudspeaker.'
,... . ; , ToucH and Go
Dubby: "Would, you mind
telling; the' cook, mf dear, that, I
like Af bacon just nrlfle less
crisp .aid" my coffee Just a wee
bit ,ttohgelr?" . v , ,-Ny
lJIe': i"I-rhaVe already, told
hetha, love, and regret to say
that we no longer haVe; a SookV
Jennings: "Martin bought
aocae1 bootleg slalf and gbV loaded I
to thevfill4
Csborne:
! '.'tl'X I i. ' Lyman Jelke.
"The' poor fiBh.
An Authority
! "I don't like yourwajr of rmak
Ing eyes , at the stenographer,",
"And whoare you?" demanded
the bookkeeper. , "
. "The new efficiency expert." 1
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WaVxY THE MYSltO
Hell Answer Your Questions .
To be M Jove5 means' trouble, too;
Before some .foolish thins you do
Ask", Mystic Wally what Is best';'
He'll put your troubled mind at
rest. .
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Thank: om Lucky Stars
Dear Wally:1 j
aI'm a handsome' boy;
To fourteen girls a pride and' joy.
I wish you'd tell me whom to
thank,
MY Pa or Ma. - i
HUME WRECKING HANK.
Dear Hank: ( . 1
JPourouJf jrourjtratlg
To fourteen fathers who have
viewed? ( i
Their , dauguters o'er you get a
thrill. j
And . yet controlled their lust to
... Enough Is .Sufficient
Dear WaIyf ,
mf bqy, friend, is bright;
But wheij ho calls .online at night
He will not help me guess a word
In. aU my cross word puzzles.
Dear Bird:
., .. You dont appreciate,
What puzzles girl9 are when they
mate. - : " - ,i
That's why he won't help do your
tip: , ;
One puzzle at a time's enough."
h OhHel en!
A little girl In my class, told
me that she had received a new
doll for her birthday and that
she" was going' to name it "Helen"
after me. . t. J v
I felt highly honored unlil she
added: "I call her Helen because
she' has a pug nose . just like
yours." h : ; : , . f
!: "i:. Helen' Smith.
Why do they call Jealousy the
"green-eyed monster," when it
makes a lbrer see "red?" '
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Most ottbe' pains you
suffer can . be stopped at
once. These include rheu
matic pains; soreness, lame-nessbAckache.AntLthe
.congestion, pt hes coMs, -w
, Tne . way is to rub ' tne
sore spot wi(h St. Jacobs
Oil. Pause a, jcpu.pter irrl
tatloiCt Or.relie.Te- the con
gestion by -bringing the
blood to the akin. A mo-
,mentr.does fhia-and, com-
ion ioiiows Deiore tne ruD
bing. stops. -
' -St, -Jacobs Oil has-done
this for 65 years. It. has
saTe21Ls"eople.eons..ot pain.
Anybody who has used fcit
rill tell you that these
vyou can stop .
pains are folly. A little'
rubbing and ; the pain Is.
soothed. ' tit .seems, to eva
porate. Then Nature, has a
chance to ure' while you
rest in comfort. -i.
- jGe this, time-tried, meth
od, proved by millions. You
wUl never find anything
beter Ittis sureand, eopth
ing, and it doesn't burn1;
Have it Tea'dy" when" the
pain begins. ; Keep it on
your shelf. -- The costTis but
35 cents.. And the time is
bound to come when' it will
save someone about you
many-hours of pain.' Ward
off the suffering which is
bo unnecessary; Adv. -1
ItAlX
".. , By Kid Boots; t
(With', a Bow to Archie McHugh)
- Getting cawt out In the jrain Is
a grate feeling If you larelyoung
and a axsident if ' vou are not.
- Grown up , people are j aupersit
tious about getting' their feet wet
and never , allow you to go out;' In
you mite get yours wet, the sad
part ft being you ; wouldn't give a
darn.if jrou, did or not. f i; t
every day to see if the weather
man Bays. it. will rain the next day
or not, but that H don't always
aaraiy ever senerauy
thig- J ' ;- J
' Its r always easy to find one
.rubjber wen it , rains, but not the
other one making people madder
than if they couldn't 'find either
of ehem. r f ."J
j No matter, how thick
comes down it is impossible to get
a' good drink by jest opening your
mouth. :. - !.;! ; i ? !
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WHO WAS SHE? I
;"V- , ' r: fi- :' f !J
t) Cross Word Puzzle Fan: "I sat
up 'three hours last night trying"
to get 1pve'f in .three letters."
; His Friend:" "That's nothing I
saf nif all. night trying to get a
lot of love In Just1 one letter.". 1
1 Olga Schwartz .
IfffiilliGE
Adele Garrison New Phase of
REVELATIONS OP A WIFE!
Copyright by .Newspaper Feature
! " - Service'
prove eny
the.. rain
Comparison j j i s
MrsNewlyweUAl suppose times
are.Terr.MrdL with you."., ;
Tramp "(eating biscuit: ;Yes,
ma'am, i But not as hard as this
biscuit." ! 1 ' '
II. I A, Whltus.
,"'.'!' J Figuring j j. ' ( ' ;H ...i
. Suburbs: "I commute ten miles
Crabshaw: ."That's .fine. How
many cross word puzzles do you
average?" .:rj ! -1-;.
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" CltAPTfiR 406
HOW , DON, ; ALMIREZ WOKE
MEMORIES IN DICKY'S MIND
I straightened tensely at Dicky's
query. Did he suspect Harry TJn-
derwoodls identity, or was he nly
impressed with something vaguely
familiar in the voice and appear
ance of the s; man? , And .what
would be Harry Underwood's an
swer to tne question?
We .did not, have to wait long
for it. Behind" his thick-lensed
glasses one could feel' that he was
studying Dicky's., face, carefully, as
if to recall a possible acquaintance.
Then he spoke,' slowly, hesitating
ly, i :
"It is possible; although' I do
not remember. , But I -have met
so many, especially when I was
traveling In France" ana Ger
many some years, ago." '
, He halted, pe-'ceptlbly before the
word" "Germany" and at my side
Dicky straightened Into rigidity
at the queer, phrase." , ,
...That memory had suddenly
brought, to him a. vision" of that
"traveling in' France and--Ger-mahy
some . years ago," I was as
sure as that,. I Could never forget
that time when for weeks I be
lieved" that Harry TJnderwbbd had
saved" himself at DickyV expense.
But J found put later that ini
stead, Harry Underwood had made
a voluntary sacrifice of his liberty,
aimost ot nis lire, tor nis old com
rade but the horror, of that sus:
pehse had never left me.
Dicky Recognized' A" Friend.
I cast a furtive glance at Dicky
to see how' he was taking." the'
knowledge that the man who once
had been his closest" friend sat so
near him., I was sure that he
recognized him' through his bizarre-
disguise and I guessed the
.emotions which were swaying; him.
or years they rhad been close
friends. Then" Harry Underwood,
awajr from Lillian's restraining In
fluence, had. lunged i into, dissipa
tion, and when half-crazed, almost
wholly irresponsible from drink
and, drugs,, had been an accessory
in the diabolic plot of Grace Dra-
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f)VTKnSING Aot only : does not increase the cost of .the advertised
at-ticile, hvS; on the contrary,': malies economies possible' that Benefit
ohsumrs, dealers, ?rnaniirachxrers; and ; producers 6f raw materials, is a
' itoement re'eenfl made hy Dr; J. T, Dorfance, president of the Campbell
-? Soupr Conkany. ; ' ' ! 1 .rf--inprKtiih' v-vN-A-'-TV'': -r'"
In 1898' the output ;6f .tKe .Campbell Soup Company;
was 5 00,000 cans J for the entire year. .'' i
' NbW 18,000,090 cans are produced in one Veek. ;
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; Jin 1 898" tKe expense for salesmen was seven" and one
half per cent and for advertising fourteen per cent of th
selling' price. f - , ' - - -
; v . Now the cost! for fiaTesmen is two and one half t per
cent and for advertising less than three per. cent, making
a total selling cost! of about five per cent or two' and one1
half per cent less1 tnan it cost foV salesmen alone inv 1 69l3.
,The cost Cf advertising in a single can of soup is seven
teen one-hbndreds of one per cent.
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' As Dr. Dorrance puts it: Advertising has assisted us
: t'6 stabilize our business, to - guarantee the consume- a
product of uniformly, superior quality at a low price, , to
make sure that whatever prof it is made oh our raw niateri
i alsis made by the ifarmer, and to 'keep1 our mariufacturihg .
. organization employed at steady. Wages throughout the
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per to cripple Dicky's airplane and
send hint to an awful death. "When
Harry Underwood had come to
himself . he had rushed, to the .fly
ing field, and, by revealing the
plot,' enabled, the aviation authori
ties to have an ambulance and
surgeons ready, thus saving
Dicky's life by. prompt treatment.
A few hour later he bad'escaped
from the military authorities, and
later still, because of Lillian's in
fluence, had been permitted to
Join the ambulance service in
France.
An Amusing" Reply.
. -That-Dicky'B told affection for
Harry Underwood still .persisted,
I knew, and I knew also that he
had great respect lor the . elder
man's Judgment. The thought of
this gave me a presentment of
distinctly unpleasant hours in
store, for me.-
Mr. Underwood had Isald that
he meant to warn ;. my husband
about the danger for me in going
about, both because pf Grace Dra-
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By adding sparkle to
-.your morning drink. .
There's a way to keep lit, to
keep cheerful, erer at-your best.
Millions now employ it. It saves
many lost days. ,
, And it wards oft and ends a
great many distases caused by
poisons in the system. .
On rising; drink a glass of wat
er, hot or cold. That washes out
the stomach tits it for food. , ;
Add to that; water a little Jad
Salts, That makes an acid, ef
fervescent drink. Jad Salts are
made'f rom the acids of lemon and
grape, plus lithla, etc. .
The results are quick, and
amazing. In i one hour "comes
elimination of poisons and waste.
The system is freed. . You start
the day like a child at school.
All enjoy these effects. Mil
lions who know them gain doubl
ed Joy" and efficiency. ' ' -
Try Jad Salts tomorrow morn
ing. All druggists supply' them.'
You iv ill never forget them when
you'watch lhe results for one day.
per and of the men associated with
Smith in!the conspiracy which Lil
lian, Alln Drake and my father
were watching so closely. Dicky
was already so opposed to my aid
ing Lillian in her government
work, that I knew a confirmation
of his fears by Harry . Underwood
would make his opposition more
rabid, than ever.
I had but one hope, and though
it was not a very creditable one,
I hugged it closely. Harry Un
derwood j had said that , he meant,
to call Dicky to account of which
I had just rescued him. ;. ' If he
did that there were sure to be
verbal fireworks, for neither man
has what, might be called of placid
temperament, and if Dicky became
sufficiently angry I knew that he
would resent anything the elder
man might say, and would disre
gard any warning he might give.
Vith , beating pulses I waited
for Dicky's reply. It did not come
immediately, but when he did
speak there was distinct meaning
beneath the careless tone and
phraseology:
"Ah! yes, I did a bit of travel
ing 'myself across the pond. "Per
haps later we will be able to re
fresh our memories. Are you on
your way to New York?"
. , ."Fortunately, yes," the pseudo
Don Hamon replied with a rhetor
ical flourish. "I am a great ad
mirer of' your' so beautiful city.
It Is the wonder of the world."" I
have seen many, but only one. New
York.' Its libraries, its museums,
its art galleries ah! I have. an
antipathy to anything which takes
me for even an hour, from Its
many wonders of science and
beauty !'.
Dicky's lips twisted again ;into
an irrepressible grin, and I shared
his patent desire to laugh out
right.: The pictures of Harry Un
derwood voluntarily spending any
time In, libraries, museums)or art
galleries when there was a theatre"
or a" cabaret to be found open,
was irresistiblyi comlcaL ;And I
knew that behind his thick-lensed
glasses his brilliant ; black eyes
were twinkling with mocking mer
riment. -'
- (To be continued.)
A Real Revival
Old Time Religion
Contributed by JB. M. Scobee
The city of Salem has probably
never been" blessed by a greater
manifestation of the love and
power 'of 'God than during the
present evangelistic campaign, un
der tbe auspices ol the Christian
and V Missionary ', alliance, s with
Frederick J. Betts or New York
city as" the"" evangelist."' The" cam
r.a!m opened gundayt January 17t
with a week of preparatory meet
ings which led up to the launch
ing of the campaign proper on
January 24. A very significant
feature of the campaign during
the . first week was a series of
children's meetings with special
Invitations to all the school child
ren of , Salem, to which scores 6t
children responded. 'The evange
list has a unique and pleasing
manner with the children ,,and
much wholesome truth was given
out in a way that attracted the
boys and girls. Special healing
services have been held each Sat
urday night during the campaign
for children and probably at no
other services bave the blessings
of, God been -more manifest than
at these children's meetings." .
Throughout the campaign the
gospel has-been preached in sim
plicity and power, the result be
ing a wonderful wave ot salva
tion, - Scores . have been saved and a
great .number have gone in for
the deeper, Christian life. Of this
number,. there are representatives
from Independence, Dallas, Mc
llinnvllle, Silverton, and as far as
Tillamook, as well as the com
munities surrounding Salem. 1
Not only have souls been saved
but scores of sick bodies bave been
healed, deaf ears opened, the lame
have been made to walk .and other
miracles have been wrought by the
"Christ who is the ;same yester
day, today and forever," In answer
to the simple prayer of faith.
One of the most Inspiring1 oc
casions of the campaign thus far
was the baptismal, service, held at
the First Christian; churchi on
Monday night, Afarch 9 At this
time 91 candidates were Immersed
byEvangelist,JPetts.: asslstedby
Rev. O. G. Howse of Silverton.
The campaign 'will - probably
close Sunday night,' March 15, and
during the rest of this week there
will be a slight change in the or
der of the meetings -no meetings
Tuesday; meetings Wednesday
and Thursday night, and the reg
ular divine healing services' at 3
p. m. and 7:30 p. will be held
and also Saturday night at 7:30.
On Monday, March 16, the annual
missionary convention! of tbe
Christian and Missionary alliance
of the ", Pacific northwest .district
will assemble here for onevTeek,
with Rev. Newberry, dis
trict superintendent of Seattle, in
charge. This.conventibn brings to
Salem missionaries fresh from the
foreign fields, who are here on
furlough, and also missionaries
from the home f ielJ3." The work
ers, bring live, messages that stir
the kouI, and everyone tyIlo is' in
terested in the ErreadinGT of tn
Fospcl to ' tli9 ' regions W.
portunity and hear of theneed U
the foreign fields. .-..'..
The Christian and ; Missionary
alliance is inter-denomlaalional,
and its work is mainly of an order
that I3 more of a missionary so
ciety. ' . ;- '
.During this, campaign hundreds
from all denominations have been
attending'arid will take back much
inspiration and help to "their
churches. . -
The Gospel tabernacle is on
Ferry street, Just off of Cottage.
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BeasSy
Comes f rom'stjmulHtms
Sallow complexions, pimples,
etc., come from, blood jmpurities. -The
, cause probably lies in the'
liver." . .
'- Medical men used to,thinkthat
the trouble cjtjuld be corrected by
drugs. Now they jcnoV it can't
be. "No drug stimulates the liver.
In late years gland .treatments
have - developed. The most re
markable results , eyer .known. ,tp
medicine are now. accomplished in
this way.
- Activate the Liver -
Now ox gall is used'.to activate
the liver. The" results' are' amaz
ing and quick.- , . , ( ;
The liver supplies bile -a quart
a day, if healthy. That'bile aids
digestion, preYents constipation.
And It does far more. It combats
the intestinal germs! t '
When lack 'of bile- lets those
germs i multiply, i poisons are fed
to ithe J,blood-ifThpselolsQn3do.
endless damage. But we are deal
ing here with their effects oa tne
skin. . .
Benefits In a Day . "
Ox. gall immediately stimulates
the liver. ; You realize the results
within, 21 hours. It means a gland
secretion feeding a glaad .Tb3
results are often almost unbelieve
able, - j:
: But tbi3 dlscov&ry has led tcj '
some imposition. Be sure you f:t
real , ox) gall. The best is call . 1
DlokoL-Eacb, tablet of Dioxol con
tains .ten drops of purified oxgall
guaranteed.
Get Dioxol from yonr drujgt.
Take two. tablets ton! Tut. Watch
the .quick, -,am3tlns.- I refits ,it ;
brings. It is the "right way th-sT
only way we know to correct a
torpii liver. If you are not de
lighted, your - EiGUwy v. ill' come'
back. .But note tlie name Diox
ol. , Do not. be 'deceive I. i
r-irartee: Atnn not 9th ' r"
frofju the tn't hx of tr-hj r-
:r t!t rnipty bos til t' - i : j 1
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