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r l J round numbers 63.C0O.OCD jopula Jm& Daily Xxept Monday by .' -.' SIS stk Commcrciil Orjo " 4 K. J. Haa4Heks fobs U. Br4y trs&k Jaakoaki ; , . Maaarar . . ditor lCaafr Je papt. ;..,'!. - ; KZ3S2Z& CT TUB ASSOCIATED FSSSS -..; Tn AasweUtad Praaa U axeloairaly mtUIed to taa (or pabfleaUa at all Bwa iUpatcaaa raLita4 ta It ar ot Uarwlaa endiud im this (r ul 1m U la! mi pobliahad karalm. - i- -' - ' - - --- " - ' j) '- " : . . -:' : . , ' BTJSCfESf GttlCmt, ' . nwu l. CUrk Cs TaW Tork,- 141-145 "Wtit 6tV St, ChiffoJ Har.att fcfl4- . tor. W. 8. Ortwahl, Mgr. i (Fertlsad Offloa. tSS Wareaaiar Bldf, Fiona SOST BBMivlr, C F. WiElaaaa. Kit.) Slavs Dapartauat -Job Department . TELEPHONE 8 : ' v ; 1 tr CirtsnUSio Of fie . , . SS-iOt Society Editor ' 4 ,. ios sss XateiW M (be Poetoffloo U Salan. Orege. ta aaeoad-alaaa Mtter EIELH THOUGHT AND PRATER j I Prepared by Radio BIBLE SERVICE Bureau. Cincinnati, Ohio. ,11 parent will tare their children memorise the dally Bible selM tioaa. It will prova priceless bitage to them la after year. -.T"!' " ' January 7, 1925 ! HUMILITY OF CHRIST: Let this mind be in you,! which was also In Christ Jesus. Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but In lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than them nalvea. PhtllnDians 2:5. 3. ; " - J-! - f tion in 1890. ; ;v- . ;- The next federal census will be held In 1930, forty years after ha 163,000,000 population. There will be a substantial doubling of 'popu lation. From this it will be seed that we double ". our population: i every 40 years. . A population of 1? 0,0 00,0 00 in 1930 will mean 240,000,00 in 1970. and a good : many people now living will lire to see that time. : In three years now we grow practically as much a!s the population was, in 1790. This 1 will - compel increased food production la the United States. It will require the reclamation of arid lands. ; It will set armies of men at work clearing . logged-otf i binds, draining swamps and build ing dikes against the waters of the seas..'- . SOIL ANALYSIS . Prof. L. Powell, soil analy- i sist, made an address before the ! chamber of commerce this : week which was rich with facts 4 and Promised much f or thef uture. His PRAYER: We are thankful, dear Lord, for the perfect le I subject was soil analysis. He told Jesus. May it be our dally ambition to grow Into His nkenessj- WHY THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WILL NEVER WTX AXOTnEIl XATIOXAL ELECTION , I of analyses made In certain eoun- ties . and went Into , detail ' suffic- ; iently to show that we hare , a - ji . . ..it inV JM.! Merrill.) '.J aumwr w umm Why will the Democratic party nerer again win a national victory? I in Marion county, some 50, If we One reason may be set down Because oi me couuuueu buubchicuv; irememDer correctly. , r r i - of-lh nartr to"T)ycone Issues., which have been discaraea py tne i Ttl ..m r wn fMIr io"Blant American people, and which they wilt have no more of. :: J) -m - The naUon has progressed wonderfully in the past generation, certain crops on certain soils and The fallacy of free trade long since lost its charm, and ceased to! tickle certain --other crops on certain tne. ear of tne American voier. ' - - i i vmer sous. iu n-u.u- It was only through unexpected war mat mis iree traoBjPina 1 ral v colleee tells what " crops I to held the boards as long as it has Because theDemocrats haa newi n . - vor, . V(nAe :nr lease of life for eight years under woodrow Wilson seemea sa sigaj r- Z , "71", to many of the Democratic persuaston tnai iree;iraae was su. i uue uf inM,mmu.i shibboleth with which to win elections. - f "'.-,'fr'J analyses, however, hut it does Twice in four years hare the n JPtro'fa VJlll make neighborhood .analyses, t and inn irra iraner. rn.na tun kuu w oukv s,ui a-u-c -e- v. w v. . - ' of fashion in America has been made manifest In an unmistakable, tne tacts u gives wouia. enaoie tuaonvr. . - - - - - ' . - ... . ill . . j t h tart that tariff should never have been maae a pouuearques-- raise only prontaoie crops. : -5j tnn imt hav rtnlr lately dawned noon the dyed'In the wool; Anmn nannie think tuMnin! their Democracy. In the light of present nisiory ine memoera -jw t.-i eihbor- ralae wheat that every truda nartv should understand that their theories with regard tq tariff af neignnors raise wneai tnai every , have been emphatically discarded by the American, people, j r booy can raise wneat, or ir meir The South has remained soiia even ai me expense oi w i neignoors raise corn,' everyowy interest. T'here are protective tarui people souin oi aiasDn can raise corn, or if their heigh- Dlxon'a line who.' in consideration of me overwneiming iJ niberts, everybody can frp trade ideas mav line ud In future elections with the great; major-i I , ... . . zree traa 'aeas. may 'S-.,, th. th-vS(lo of k nartisan raise filberts. Such is not the case. ,iy wuo mBa ! 7-. 7 i i t 7.1 1 All these thines are the Product At this tlme-our people have become fully convinced thatsprotec-j Cf specific component parts of the tire tariffs are a necessity to American prosperity, ana eyen vp , : i fascination of an old nani can . onTe , no . jurur. iuvuv . h0nWhiTe the" party of Jefferson and Cleveland adheres to the explore! theory that free trade -is good for this country, no Democrat can become President of the United States. ' . It is a fact and not a theory that confronts the old pary of Jeffei son and Jackson, a fact which, if heeded, will lay the Democratic party in tha iirfa fnr all fntnre time. - i .1 -it fnnnvrio-ht bv Ran-iTsoer MeTCUry) ! i"fffTOE unto you, Scribes and .Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye " VT : are like Ubiol sepulchres, ' which ... outwordly appear beautiful, but inwardly are full of dead men's bones and of all tmcleanlincss. Even so ye also -outwardly appear J righteous unto men, but inwardly ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity. Thus, it is recorded did the Master in unmeasured terms con ilumn tVi Hvm nf thin Knrt imonimi of His time whose sancitity did not go deeper than was necessary, to deceive their fellow men. Everywhere im the -gospels Jesus has compaiuw v auu sympathy for. the!, humble sinner '; tut 'invective and, denuucia. tion for theTiypoerite and deceiver ' " ' I " ' This attitude of ihe Master should not lead us to conclude that the Christian 6iust be lacking in all the more refined and iffRtatinn which rlistinsruish those who are said to have eharming manners.- The beauties and refinements of me are not 10 oe ciespisea orsconuenuicu " . and spiritual nature lias been so developed as to harmonise With the engaging exterior which he assumes.- Culture and manners which only hide 4 black and sinful heatt, a culture and so-called refinement which ire nothing more or higher than, deception, are to be, unsparingly condemned asf: sinful Jandu'n-Chfistian nl Khniilfi Ha lrtrtd nnoii a d ijiciistine iancl odious and the very opposite of Culture ' o? refinement: . But "manners which are i the spontaneous expression 01 ar xruiy- uouwi mu. nature and of ah Junselfish feeling of consideration for others approach very near to the Christian spirit and.mayihelp in the attainment of suehi a spirit. ; - - The real Christian does not desire or strive -to appearvto.be something that hejis not.- No-TeaV genuineness,- honesty and' open-heartedness. The Christian has nothing to hide he has no ulterior purpose that his sweet and engaging exterior jis- intended to hide, or to assist; hint' to ac complish. His sin lie springs from the love which fills his heart, his consideratioii for others is not assumed for-the 4iccasiori, but is the natural andj constant ;expression of a pure, unselfish and loving spirit striving to worship Ood in spirit and iri.tr.uth .and to,serve.otheii:fiL,i,:S;A,;u - -rp- .'v.-3 The true Chrisban.is not consfantly contrasting his own ex cellence with the bliortcomings and deficiencies of j others. He is not judging or condemning his fellows. - Loj'al to; the truth as 3IAXSLATJGHTEU "I would be" pleased; -said Jim McBrlde, i ? i, - "To take you to a show."- His dear, old-fashioned niece f replied, ' i I shall be pleased to go." . Alas, to think that when he ga-ve His Invitation thus, j Twould put the fellow . in his - grave And raise an awful fuss! The fateful evening came at last And she, well-mannered, prim, But with her heart beats coming fast. ' - Received her flance.j Jim, ' " With blushes, flutter and tut tut Goodbyes at length were said; . But hardly had the front door - shut , Wnen Jim McBrlde fell dead! The' coroner sat on the case. And-headlines, far and wide. Told all the gaping populace Just what killed Jim BcBride. 1 He'd hailed a taxi passing by. When she said, "Jim, that's far. Too much to pay; their rates are high; r'Kr- Let's take a trolley car! uoa nas reveaiea at unto mm, ne is-noi xrjang 10 iorce pxners w walk by his light! -He is content to "let his lightj so shine be fore men that ilj4v ,inay? see i his - good worksr?" and thus toi at- '.We have reached the time now when there must be scientific farming. It ,is just as necessary for the farmers'; cash account to balance as for the merchants', cash account to balance, and just;. as The free trade ideas of the older members of that party die hard, necessary to keep out of the red tin Jla ia mma tf. tha im(. :. : T ;I The chairman of the Democratic party-of Michigan felt the stlng ronrAAf nf nverwhelmincr majorities against his party to fsuch an extent that he debated whether it -were advisable to continue tie party orgauizauon in iue - - ; ' . - '-t ; iinisx th tromendonii defeat brings Its lesson and the Democrats drop their crazy adherence, to. free trade dogmas that party Is in tor lontinued disaster at the polls.- I : t If tl - It is gratifying to all who have the best interests of America at .ieart to see such a landslide for a protective -tariff. It also points the in crops as it is in merchandising. What we must do is to learn to farm with ourV heads as well ! as our hands. . A number of people In Oregon, are doing that, but not enough. We must farm more and more scientifically. , We jmust cause more and more people to 'way for a' reconstruction of parties and a division Along some other j consult men who are paid to,TJhd" linejhan tariff. V . ' .1 - ,JC-. IA itli out and establish the very things .There is no room in xnis country iwr o v .- Tv.t-a ls .n nttm , ,T " rww.rtin ,t,mtn hv thu tLm that to 1 we want to know. Tnere is no use sund the least show to win in the future that party must staqd solidly in a man experimenting in tOre with Republicans for a protective tariff. , f ! ' I gon. The state experiments for Wih a threat to destroy our home .markets In the ! Interest r j hJm There Is no use in a man foreign petition th. tXUng the wrong kind of trees. down and out it must be evident to the most obtuse partisan that new The state will tell him what kind Issues mast be lormuiaiea wnue we wmi 13 irmiy uuv-fu luv lo piani polxcy otDom parses. . 1 . ; - , j J- ii Wny will tne uemocrais nefer ""u "'""""i r , j i , WMFnif T4 1T " ine answer is easy. acy kuwui pm mi vjr. iu wy v. protective tariff laws In full force, and forever "can" their miserable doctrine of free trade tor the benefit of foreign competitors with American Industries. - .1 What has become of the old tasbioned literary society? It cer- talnlv on rnl lorl o Inner flt w&Tlt The- above, bv J. M, niemii, is irom ine current issue oi ine Tt vhp the inmn- ; 0r American Economist, magazine of the American 4 Protective th- nrprnn KtatAsman each week - itr-ii XT J rtr"5 1 " Tariff lieague. " Why the. JJemocrauc rany vvm ever jnju chronicled the doings of more than Another iNauonat flection - is raioer a swpuig iieauig, u lk one literary society. Country cor- is : not entirely , justified by the Doay oi tne article oi . Mr. respondents never failed to men incrrm t ' .- . s - .:: 1 1 inn them. met everr ! ri But it is justified by the body of the'article when qualified, I da veninB. ln th school house as the author does qualify it, by the statement that the Demo-j d discussed everything from crats "cannot win till they agree to keep our protective tarjff their neighbors affairs to the most laws in full force, and forever 'can-their miserable doctrinef of lntricate problems of church and iree traae lor the j&eneut oi iorfign compeuiors yviia iviucnvun state industries S i' I t. I We remember one Question that And it is hoped- for thel good of the United States as a j was discussed L everywhere, "Bja- ;wnoie, ana tne worKing people oi tnis country in. particular, soired that the. United States iiiai -flir. ierrm wui prove a.goou propuet - treated the Indian worse than the And there are sicms pomtm? mat way., 'mere are nxaica-1 vrnea Another was.: "Re- lions that no major narty will "ever again iri the United States solved that intemperance has espouse the doctrine of free trade, under any guise, in ft national J caused more sorrow than war." campaign. , i j 41-4! I IThen they discussed the morals of ,y Thus the tariff question may be taken out of. politics, f or) fe world. whether ; they were good and alL It never belonged there; is not' a political ques- growing better or worse.- The uon in any otner country. is taseu uy oyicr peppies as a I debate was always the last thing, matter of course as a business question, and should be so taken j ia those days we had recitations. jii i uk uiuiiu oibicb: siiuuii) nave ut;cii; v utonui iiuiu iuic i now we nave reaoings.' a seieci beginning, and accident. was -only injected into .politics 4 cctional I reading then" was given by some - ;'!' 'T-'l- ?trolder;member' who had lost the FEEDING THE PEOPLE , : Wbfen we talk about. our surplus, wo forget that America is growing , the fastest of any nation In the world. It will only be a Jew cars until we have 150,000.000 people! The problem of today is not: auf ficient unto Itself. The problem of tomorrow Is what must concern us. , We mast plan for tomorrow. The millions coming to America very year by every route known to man must be fed. and clothed, j ,' The population problem in Am erica is a vital one. today and be fore very long It will become of , grave concern because it is going -to tax us to our utmost capacity to, supply food for our growing poi-ulalion. At the rate, we are polas it. will not be very Jong un til we will have to be a food im j rH tins nation. "There ' are two v:; v tf uiV.'eUng this. One is to lacrcaf-o the acreage and the other id to increase the production. ' ","." . n-iu;m for; the past six rr rs l a been devoted to both of tl.r. i r :!!.:: '1 but It In priiaarily Ccvct.i tj ILj yui-iLbu of'iuore production, jbotter , fruit, better Then each night we had an es- grala, better farniin .ft subject; general- dentaUy new acVeagejas'tiitj.del ,y success of ambition, or Uue mauu - increases. 11 we uereiop . . . , . . 4 - i I had musical numbers which con new crops like flax, that takes new ,,sted of SOmebodr Tlaying a tune acreage, and it wedevelop 4ugax J0n i violin. It was a fiddle then. beets that takes-new Acreage, but J Once In a greatwhile somebody in ahe established, crops it is not j would sing, ; but solos were not so much a ouestloa of acreage as popular ln thoso days because few. of better production. For instance people could sing, and differing from the present time, they didn't think they could. '. Once every month there was a "paper" edited: by a select com mittee. ' This was the high ; water of all that was literary, v At that time all the neighborhood gossip prunes and gooseberries must bs brought up to the highest, .degree j of perfection under, the most fav orable conditions' sciejatiflcally fol lowed. In this way 'only - can we get results that; will mean perma nent progress for America. . :, The stupendous growth of the was aired, some times un favor- American population U hard to ably. If so it sometimes broke up realize. The first: j eensusrf was the, literary society but often the taken In - 1790 , and showed less quips were harmless and the jokes than 4,000.000 people.. In? 1820 were made to rhyme in a-way tract pd to:tho ti-uth which his life and conduct eatcmplifys. He recognizes that men can not be forced to be"cgood or to. serve God or to embrace relagion, but that they must be! attracted to these things; arid that there is no inpf? powerful spiritual mag net than an unselfish and stainless life filled with love and giv 'The whited sfpulchre does not'always realize that his sanctity is all on the outside., ,The Pharisee in the parable iwho thanked God that he was not as other men, and especially not as tlfe Pub lican,, so far asthe parable discloses, was honest iit entertaining such a good opinion of himself. His modern type jwho beeausc he "pra-s thrice daily," cives tithes and conforms to all the outward requirements of his sect, likewise thinks that he is numbered among God elect arid looks down with contempt ,ra ther than with fofmpathy upon the, sinner. All such do not seem to realize that iGod judges the heart and since formal prayers, tithes, forma and empty professions and boastincrs do not as a rule purify or. elevate thelife of .change the motives which de termine its course, God does mot' much regard these physical and outward thirigs.: iliut we are "assured that thelcontrite heart He will not desptse, that the pure in heart shall seel Him and that he who has-done; for-the 'least of he children of the Father has served- God aiidj Christ.-- a-,-'f -: ; ?' ''1 -;'-y, .r )' :: : S In shortr shdm and pretense, mere professions aind formalism. whether one honestly believes in them or not as the onlv essen4 tialsin reb"gion,iif we are to .believe the words of Jesus, do not cmii .o.u. iiui..vijau(c,fue vMiw,mjn.4L a-siugie souior nis reiaiion tot Gqd "or ;Chrast op the.'.thingsit ofJetcrnity t Only, a purified, a regenerated JifeifulLpVihe.fruitS3.df the spirit can do that. 9 : The beginning of a new j-ear h as crood a time las any to hold a rigid self-cxarninatibri nnd to comff iaee to face'jwith the reali ties or our lives. If such an examination reveals!. to us.that we are in f act phaHsees, of ft whitcdtsepulchres'or' even less re pulsive types 6fjtheenus,bomo; vrhat better time than the New i ear xo recognize it ana go to iVQrk to ehange it. I . J? or example, if P we drive an ! automobile, '.we! ean make, so firm a resolution that it Mill carry, through the year that we will not be a Toad bog ; that we w jll be courteous toj others who us the "highways arid considerate; of their rights f that we will not be a public menace, but will conscientiously obey the laws made for safetv. ; T -' J ' .? i . . . -- - i L our seix-exfiminaiion reveals to us that we are churls and so bound up in ourselves and our own sordid and narrow interests At X . . L . 'il ' ' i' .' ' ' v' a ' - - - i ' inai we nave4 no inougnt or, care tor pthere, wej can determine that the next year we will thaw but a bit: thatiwhen we meet our neigh borlWe will give him. a cheery word," a pleasant smile and a cordial hand-shake. " - To feel that we are interested in and have regard for him will cheer his heart and heln h im to rarrv on. More, it! will brinsrisunshinei into our own lives: t It we have tltken the name, of Christ, now is the accented and proper time to resolve, tfiat we will go to work with unalterable peiernunaiion to ma Ke ourselves His real followers ; that wc will root out of our inner lives the tliincrs that make iis wlnterl puienres ; thatwe wU catch. His spirit. Xri short, that we. will pc-a&e oeing morat and spiritual ciphers in the community. years and he 8oexhausted himself lhis efforts that he'almost had to be carried but of: the ! school house. Thea another favorite was Curfew shall not Ring .Tonight," A general favorite over the coun try was, ri ant not Mad." Will Carlton's "Over; the -Hills' to the Poor House" never failed to bring tears to the eyjes of the audience. ! As spring "approached, interest in the literary society,'. subsided and finally It) just dropped out altogether. .The , folks ijpst.'o.uit' but when fall -came again, ewry. one , was up . ind ready for the regular Friday night (entertain ment. j .- The world has lost- something in these i literary societies. : Pos- sibly it has gained it in community clubs but the youngsters are not so much consulted about programs in the community clubs as they were in'the Jiicrary societies. ;, Another thing that' is gone, we fear never to return, is the old fashioned singing schools.. : . TUB SfEW Jt'STICK the , population had -"increased to 10,000,000; n IS 4Qr It was 17, 000.000; in ISC0 ltwas JS2.000, OOO peaklns' always .In (round numbers. Then came the rsvages of the Civil-war, but in' the 30 years succeeding-the popqlation had nearly doubled, tin J wu haJ La .:::-;V';u' j; I ;: ' . . ' ; 1 I that linked neighborhood names together to the delight of every body".' About once a year some body, generally theleame man, ren dered the "Supposed speech of Regulus" in true'. , gladiatorial style. In our old neighborhood the sauiu--ii.sjn;C 1 Icff tliirly The - appointment Of j Attorney General Stone to .tbo j supreme bench was a particularly good one.' He did not like the offlcO' of at- iofney general, but he made .a great official IJust the same. The country has taken his measure as a learned lawyer with, "a vision. He will bc 'a good man on tho bench. . ' i - . , " If there la no law regulating succession Dii the bench. It is a custom that' tiucb partiottlio oma- f fry be represented and the Pacific Slope is without a representative on the supreme court. This should be shifted about so that some of our very, a ble jurists should be honored. We have a number of them and they ought to be con sidered in an agreement which places the residence 'of the federal jutlges in different-parts, of the country. FUTURE DATES ; 1 '" January 13. Mooxlar Opamiag f 192a Jnnry 16, Frfiiay Marion County t ioneer ran, bulem MVX. " 1 tt vaivarsitj t;at varsity ! Waat Vir- 0 WH 11 . 1 i i 10 1 ' . A. ) '! i v. 22azz:c& :zajlz J.uzjzji& .This Way Out Dear Wally: ' ' ; :"l -i -When I go to call Upon my girl, out' in the hall Her mother stands, with arms ' .-'akimbo, ' j "'.!.. And utters, ."Well?;' Advise me. i - BIMBO.' Dear Bimbo: J j y r -' ' r I I regret to tell I think you'll' get. what rhymes with "Well;" If you should wed that girl So Wally says drop her like a hot tamale! - .Irons, Lons Ago '.'.' I fondled her hair. - ; The dear hair of my Mabel; I thought it so fair . That I fondled her hair. Yet she seemed not to care - Though It sounds like a fable. I fondled fcer hair . Twas the switch on the table. One Guess Is Good As Another : "Whatf does' the editorial . 'we mean?" - ' ' I suppose It means short para graphs they are wee editorials." j ' : . Joan Benda. Whyl He Became a Beggar '. 'Tou used to get good pay In vaudeVille imitating the whistling of birds;; why are you broke now?" "They told me to change my act or they couldn't pay me any long er. In other words. If I expected any " more- pay -for' whistling I could whistle for my pay." f- Norman Lewes. A man Is indeed boss in his home jwhen he haS two drawers in the dresser for his very own! ' He'll Answer Voiir Questions, ); : I Somehow. It seems too good, but I Is true ' That all a person has to do ' " Is write to me, as I have hinted Then 1 wait " until' the,' answer's printed! ' ;' i . ' ' ; . Scandal and' a Cup of Tea, . "Of course 4 haven't told an other soul, but4-they used to live in Shoreville." j "You say you!ve never seen her? Well, my ' dear, yon don't know what a painted! face she Is." "Don't say ja thing about it. but it was only last Friday that I heard'tier tell him to get oat and stay,out.".c ..- y ' -:: '' j , "Thirty-five!: Why she's. 40 If she's a day.? -j ' . ' r- . v ; "Why of course I was invited. But I naturall didn't go." "Well they! say npw I don't know how true it Is -that her mother drank' like a fish." . "The Warrens! Why I wouldn't dream of going near their house, after - what they said about Lucy. And, you know, they had to men tion my name, too." , , 'No,I reall don't care for New York and " Palm Beach any more. I'm going to Bermuda' Spend' the winter at Chas.' O. Shaw. The Editor's Gossip Shop Hey! Try your hand at triolets. It's quite a bit of fun; So write of Prunes or Violets And try your hand at triolets; Come on, folks! If you're shy, ah . lets - r ' Do this and earn some mon. Yes," try your hand at triolets; We'll show you how it's done. As the foregoing triolet indi cates, we invite readers of v The Fun Shop to contribute to The Tricky Triolet Counter. Tomorrow, in The Editor's Gos sip Shop, we shall gie you more explicit directions on the writing of triolets fand particularly for our counter. In the t meantime study carefully every triolet you. read! . V He Knew How to Us It Teacher: f "Aaron, use the word 'cynic" in a sentence.' Aaron: f'Last summer ve'vent to Coney Island on' bed a ride on der cynic railway." ' -y Milton Nichols 'Pleased All Around " : Gramercy: "How can you en courage your wife to waste" her time on cross-word puzzles?" Park: "It's the best thing ever gotten up. Now I have the rest of. the paper all to myself." " ' . ? Orvllle Licber. ' Tit for Tat Dear Wally: . . . I am forty-four. Please , tell me,' why should folks be. sore ' ' j i Because I am to wed a, boy ; . . Of twenty-three? Tours. ! SWEET AND COY Dear Sweet and Coy: l I No - one'' should kick, For if. Grandpas may take their pick ' :. " ' Of chorus girls, then we should " praise The Grandmas who take boys to raise. '. f .' . 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