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EIELH THOUGHT AND PRATER j I
Prepared by Radio BIBLE SERVICE Bureau. Cincinnati, Ohio.
,11 parent will tare their children memorise the dally Bible selM
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-.T"!' " ' January 7, 1925 !
HUMILITY OF CHRIST: Let this mind be in you,! which was also
In Christ Jesus. Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory;
but In lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than them
nalvea. PhtllnDians 2:5. 3. ; " - J-! - f
tion in 1890. ; ;v- . ;-
The next federal census will be
held In 1930, forty years after ha
163,000,000 population. There will
be a substantial doubling of 'popu
lation. From this it will be seed
that we double ". our population:
i every 40 years. . A population of
1? 0,0 00,0 00 in 1930 will mean
240,000,00 in 1970. and a good
: many people now living will lire
to see that time. : In three years
now we grow practically as much
a!s the population was, in 1790.
This 1 will - compel increased food
production la the United States.
It will require the reclamation of
arid lands. ; It will set armies of
men at work clearing . logged-otf
i binds, draining swamps and build
ing dikes against the waters of
the seas..'- .
SOIL ANALYSIS .
Prof. L. Powell, soil analy-
i sist, made an address before the
! chamber of commerce this : week
which was rich with facts 4 and
Promised much f or thef uture. His
PRAYER: We are thankful, dear Lord, for the perfect le I subject was soil analysis. He told
Jesus. May it be our dally ambition to grow Into His nkenessj-
WHY THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WILL NEVER WTX
AXOTnEIl XATIOXAL ELECTION , I
of analyses made In certain eoun-
ties . and went Into , detail ' suffic-
; iently to show that we hare , a
- ji . . ..it
inV JM.! Merrill.) '.J aumwr w umm
Why will the Democratic party nerer again win a national victory? I in Marion county, some 50, If we
One reason may be set down Because oi me couuuueu buubchicuv; irememDer correctly. , r r i -
of-lh nartr to"T)ycone Issues., which have been discaraea py tne i Ttl ..m r wn fMIr io"Blant
American people, and which they wilt have no more of. :: J) -m -
The naUon has progressed wonderfully in the past generation, certain crops on certain soils and
The fallacy of free trade long since lost its charm, and ceased to! tickle certain --other crops on certain
tne. ear of tne American voier. ' - - i i vmer sous. iu n-u.u-
It was only through unexpected war mat mis iree traoBjPina 1 ral v colleee tells what " crops I to
held the boards as long as it has Because theDemocrats haa newi n . - vor, . V(nAe :nr
lease of life for eight years under woodrow Wilson seemea sa sigaj r- Z , "71",
to many of the Democratic persuaston tnai iree;iraae was su. i uue uf inM,mmu.i
shibboleth with which to win elections. - f "'.-,'fr'J analyses, however, hut it does
Twice in four years hare the n JPtro'fa VJlll make neighborhood .analyses, t and
inn irra iraner. rn.na tun kuu w oukv s,ui a-u-c -e- v. w v. . - '
of fashion in America has been made manifest In an unmistakable, tne tacts u gives wouia. enaoie
tuaonvr. . - - - - - ' . - ... . ill . . j
t h tart that tariff should never have been maae a pouuearques-- raise only prontaoie crops. : -5j
tnn imt hav rtnlr lately dawned noon the dyed'In the wool; Anmn nannie think tuMnin! their
Democracy. In the light of present nisiory ine memoera -jw t.-i eihbor- ralae wheat that every
truda nartv should understand that their theories with regard tq tariff af neignnors raise wneai tnai every ,
have been emphatically discarded by the American, people, j r booy can raise wneat, or ir meir
The South has remained soiia even ai me expense oi w i neignoors raise corn,' everyowy
interest. T'here are protective tarui people souin oi aiasDn can raise corn, or if their heigh-
Dlxon'a line who.' in consideration of me overwneiming iJ niberts, everybody can
frp trade ideas mav line ud In future elections with the great; major-i I , ... . .
zree traa 'aeas. may 'S-.,, th. th-vS(lo of k nartisan raise filberts. Such is not the case.
,iy wuo mBa ! 7-. 7 i i t 7.1 1 All these thines are the Product
At this tlme-our people have become fully convinced thatsprotec-j Cf specific component parts of the
tire tariffs are a necessity to American prosperity, ana eyen vp , : i
fascination of an old nani can . onTe , no . jurur. iuvuv .
h0nWhiTe the" party of Jefferson and Cleveland adheres to the explore!
theory that free trade -is good for this country, no Democrat can
become President of the United States. ' .
It is a fact and not a theory that confronts the old pary of Jeffei
son and Jackson, a fact which, if heeded, will lay the Democratic party
in tha iirfa fnr all fntnre time. - i .1 -it
fnnnvrio-ht bv Ran-iTsoer MeTCUry) !
i"fffTOE unto you, Scribes and .Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye
" VT : are like Ubiol sepulchres, ' which ... outwordly appear
beautiful, but inwardly are full of dead men's bones and of all
tmcleanlincss. Even so ye also -outwardly appear J righteous
unto men, but inwardly ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.
Thus, it is recorded did the Master in unmeasured terms con
ilumn tVi Hvm nf thin Knrt imonimi of His time whose sancitity
did not go deeper than was necessary, to deceive their fellow
men. Everywhere im the -gospels Jesus has compaiuw v auu
sympathy for. the!, humble sinner '; tut 'invective and, denuucia.
tion for theTiypoerite and deceiver ' " ' I " '
This attitude of ihe Master should not lead us to conclude
that the Christian 6iust be lacking in all the more refined and
iffRtatinn which rlistinsruish those who are said
to have eharming manners.- The beauties and refinements of
me are not 10 oe ciespisea orsconuenuicu " .
and spiritual nature lias been so developed as to harmonise With
the engaging exterior which he assumes.- Culture and manners
which only hide 4 black and sinful heatt, a culture and so-called
refinement which ire nothing more or higher than, deception,
are to be, unsparingly condemned asf: sinful Jandu'n-Chfistian
nl Khniilfi Ha lrtrtd nnoii a d ijiciistine iancl odious and the
very opposite of Culture ' o? refinement: . But "manners which
are i the spontaneous expression 01 ar xruiy- uouwi mu.
nature and of ah Junselfish feeling of consideration for others
approach very near to the Christian spirit and.mayihelp in the
attainment of suehi a spirit. ; - -
The real Christian does not desire or strive -to appearvto.be
something that hejis not.- No-TeaV
genuineness,- honesty and' open-heartedness. The Christian has
nothing to hide he has no ulterior purpose that his sweet and
engaging exterior jis- intended to hide, or to assist; hint' to ac
complish. His sin lie springs from the love which fills his heart,
his consideratioii for others is not assumed for-the 4iccasiori, but
is the natural andj constant ;expression of a pure, unselfish and
loving spirit striving to worship Ood in spirit and iri.tr.uth .and
to,serve.otheii:fiL,i,:S;A,;u - -rp- .'v.-3
The true Chrisban.is not consfantly contrasting his own ex
cellence with the bliortcomings and deficiencies of j others. He
is not judging or condemning his fellows. - Loj'al to; the truth as
3IAXSLATJGHTEU
"I would be" pleased; -said Jim
McBrlde, i ? i, -
"To take you to a show."-
His dear, old-fashioned niece
f replied, ' i
I shall be pleased to go." .
Alas, to think that when he ga-ve
His Invitation thus, j
Twould put the fellow . in his
- grave
And raise an awful fuss!
The fateful evening came at last
And she, well-mannered, prim,
But with her heart beats coming
fast. ' -
Received her flance.j Jim, ' "
With blushes, flutter and tut tut
Goodbyes at length were said; .
But hardly had the front door
- shut ,
Wnen Jim McBrlde fell dead!
The' coroner sat on the case.
And-headlines, far and wide.
Told all the gaping populace
Just what killed Jim BcBride. 1
He'd hailed a taxi passing by.
When she said, "Jim, that's far.
Too much to pay; their rates are
high; r'Kr-
Let's take a trolley car!
uoa nas reveaiea at unto mm, ne is-noi xrjang 10 iorce pxners w
walk by his light! -He is content to "let his lightj so shine be
fore men that ilj4v ,inay? see i his - good worksr?" and thus toi at-
'.We have reached the time now
when there must be scientific
farming. It ,is just as necessary
for the farmers'; cash account to
balance as for the merchants', cash
account to balance, and just;. as
The free trade ideas of the older members of that party die hard, necessary to keep out of the red
tin Jla ia mma tf. tha im(. :. : T ;I
The chairman of the Democratic party-of Michigan felt the stlng
ronrAAf nf nverwhelmincr majorities against his party to fsuch an
extent that he debated whether it -were advisable to continue tie party
orgauizauon in iue - - ; ' . - '-t ;
iinisx th tromendonii defeat brings Its lesson and the Democrats
drop their crazy adherence, to. free trade dogmas that party Is in tor
lontinued disaster at the polls.- I : t If tl
- It is gratifying to all who have the best interests of America at
.ieart to see such a landslide for a protective -tariff. It also points the
in crops as it is in merchandising.
What we must do is to learn to
farm with ourV heads as well ! as
our hands. . A number of people
In Oregon, are doing that, but not
enough. We must farm more and
more scientifically. , We jmust
cause more and more people to
'way for a' reconstruction of parties and a division Along some other j consult men who are paid to,TJhd"
linejhan tariff. V . ' .1 - ,JC-. IA itli out and establish the very things
.There is no room in xnis country iwr o v .- Tv.t-a ls .n nttm
, ,T " rww.rtin ,t,mtn hv thu tLm that to 1 we want to know. Tnere is no use
sund the least show to win in the future that party must staqd solidly in a man experimenting in tOre
with Republicans for a protective tariff. , f ! ' I gon. The state experiments for
Wih a threat to destroy our home .markets In the ! Interest r j hJm There Is no use in a man
foreign petition th. tXUng the wrong kind of trees.
down and out it must be evident to the most obtuse partisan that new The state will tell him what kind
Issues mast be lormuiaiea wnue we wmi 13 irmiy uuv-fu luv lo piani
polxcy otDom parses. . 1 . ; - , j J- ii
Wny will tne uemocrais nefer ""u "'""""i r , j i , WMFnif T4 1T
" ine answer is easy. acy kuwui pm mi vjr. iu wy v.
protective tariff laws In full force, and forever "can" their miserable
doctrine of free trade tor the benefit of foreign competitors with
American Industries.
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What has become of the old
tasbioned literary society? It cer-
talnlv on rnl lorl o Inner flt w&Tlt
The- above, bv J. M, niemii, is irom ine current issue oi ine Tt vhp the inmn- ; 0r
American Economist, magazine of the American 4 Protective th- nrprnn KtatAsman each week
- itr-ii XT J rtr"5 1 "
Tariff lieague. " Why the. JJemocrauc rany vvm ever jnju chronicled the doings of more than
Another iNauonat flection - is raioer a swpuig iieauig, u lk one literary society. Country cor-
is : not entirely , justified by the Doay oi tne article oi . Mr. respondents never failed to men
incrrm t ' .- . s - .:: 1 1 inn them. met everr ! ri
But it is justified by the body of the'article when qualified, I da veninB. ln th school house
as the author does qualify it, by the statement that the Demo-j d discussed everything from
crats "cannot win till they agree to keep our protective tarjff their neighbors affairs to the most
laws in full force, and forever 'can-their miserable doctrinef of lntricate problems of church and
iree traae lor the j&eneut oi iorfign compeuiors yviia iviucnvun state
industries S i' I t. I We remember one Question that
And it is hoped- for thel good of the United States as a j was discussed L everywhere, "Bja-
;wnoie, ana tne worKing people oi tnis country in. particular, soired that the. United States
iiiai -flir. ierrm wui prove a.goou propuet - treated the Indian worse than the
And there are sicms pomtm? mat way., 'mere are nxaica-1 vrnea Another was.: "Re-
lions that no major narty will "ever again iri the United States solved that intemperance has
espouse the doctrine of free trade, under any guise, in ft national J caused more sorrow than war."
campaign. , i j 41-4! I IThen they discussed the morals of
,y Thus the tariff question may be taken out of. politics, f or) fe world. whether ; they were
good and alL It never belonged there; is not' a political ques- growing better or worse.- The
uon in any otner country. is taseu uy oyicr peppies as a I debate was always the last thing,
matter of course as a business question, and should be so taken j ia those days we had recitations.
jii i uk uiuiiu oibicb: siiuuii) nave ut;cii; v utonui iiuiu iuic i now we nave reaoings.' a seieci
beginning, and
accident.
was -only injected into .politics 4 cctional I reading then" was given by some
- ;'!' 'T-'l- ?trolder;member' who had lost the
FEEDING THE PEOPLE
, : Wbfen we talk about. our surplus,
wo forget that America is growing
, the fastest of any nation In the
world. It will only be a Jew cars
until we have 150,000.000 people!
The problem of today is not: auf
ficient unto Itself. The problem
of tomorrow Is what must concern
us. , We mast plan for tomorrow.
The millions coming to America
very year by every route known
to man must be fed. and clothed,
j ,' The population problem in Am
erica is a vital one. today and be
fore very long It will become of
, grave concern because it is going
-to tax us to our utmost capacity
to, supply food for our growing
poi-ulalion. At the rate, we are
polas it. will not be very Jong un
til we will have to be a food im
j rH tins nation. "There ' are two
v:; v tf uiV.'eUng this. One is to
lacrcaf-o the acreage and the other
id to increase the production. '
","." . n-iu;m for; the past six
rr rs l a been devoted to both of
tl.r. i r :!!.:: '1 but It In priiaarily
Ccvct.i tj ILj yui-iLbu of'iuore
production, jbotter , fruit, better Then each night we had an es-
grala, better farniin .ft subject; general-
dentaUy new acVeagejas'tiitj.del ,y success of ambition, or Uue
mauu - increases. 11 we uereiop . . . , . .
4 - i I had musical numbers which con
new crops like flax, that takes new ,,sted of SOmebodr Tlaying a tune
acreage, and it wedevelop 4ugax J0n i violin. It was a fiddle then.
beets that takes-new Acreage, but J Once In a greatwhile somebody
in ahe established, crops it is not j would sing, ; but solos were not
so much a ouestloa of acreage as popular ln thoso days because few.
of better production. For instance people could sing, and differing
from the present time, they didn't
think they could.
'. Once every month there was a
"paper" edited: by a select com
mittee. ' This was the high ; water
of all that was literary, v At that
time all the neighborhood gossip
prunes and gooseberries must bs
brought up to the highest, .degree j
of perfection under, the most fav
orable conditions' sciejatiflcally fol
lowed. In this way 'only - can we
get results that; will mean perma
nent progress for America. . :,
The stupendous growth of the was aired, some times un favor-
American population U hard to ably. If so it sometimes broke up
realize. The first: j eensusrf was the, literary society but often the
taken In - 1790 , and showed less quips were harmless and the jokes
than 4,000.000 people.. In? 1820 were made to rhyme in a-way
tract pd to:tho ti-uth which his life and conduct eatcmplifys. He
recognizes that men can not be forced to be"cgood or to. serve
God or to embrace relagion, but that they must be! attracted to
these things; arid that there is no inpf? powerful spiritual mag
net than an unselfish and stainless life filled with love and giv
'The whited sfpulchre does not'always realize that his sanctity
is all on the outside., ,The Pharisee in the parable iwho thanked
God that he was not as other men, and especially not as tlfe Pub
lican,, so far asthe parable discloses, was honest iit entertaining
such a good opinion of himself. His modern type jwho beeausc
he "pra-s thrice daily," cives tithes and conforms to all the
outward requirements of his sect, likewise thinks that he is
numbered among God elect arid looks down with contempt ,ra
ther than with fofmpathy upon the, sinner. All such do not seem
to realize that iGod judges the heart and since formal prayers,
tithes, forma and empty professions and boastincrs do not as a
rule purify or. elevate thelife of .change the motives which de
termine its course, God does mot' much regard these physical
and outward thirigs.: iliut we are "assured that thelcontrite heart
He will not desptse, that the pure in heart shall seel Him and that
he who has-done; for-the 'least of he children of the Father has
served- God aiidj Christ.-- a-,-'f -: ; ?' ''1 -;'-y, .r )' :: : S
In shortr shdm and pretense, mere professions aind formalism.
whether one honestly believes in them or not as the onlv essen4
tialsin reb"gion,iif we are to .believe the words of Jesus, do not
cmii .o.u. iiui..vijau(c,fue vMiw,mjn.4L a-siugie souior nis reiaiion
tot Gqd "or ;Chrast op the.'.thingsit ofJetcrnity t Only, a purified, a
regenerated JifeifulLpVihe.fruitS3.df the spirit can do that.
9 :
The beginning of a new j-ear h as crood a time las any to hold
a rigid self-cxarninatibri nnd to comff iaee to face'jwith the reali
ties or our lives. If such an examination reveals!. to us.that we
are in f act phaHsees, of ft whitcdtsepulchres'or' even less re
pulsive types 6fjtheenus,bomo; vrhat better time than the New
i ear xo recognize it ana go to iVQrk to ehange it. I . J? or example,
if P we drive an ! automobile, '.we! ean make, so firm a resolution
that it Mill carry, through the year that we will not be a Toad
bog ; that we w jll be courteous toj others who us the "highways
arid considerate; of their rights f that we will not be a public
menace, but will conscientiously obey the laws made for safetv.
; T -' J ' .? i . . . -- -
i L our seix-exfiminaiion reveals to us that we are churls and so
bound up in ourselves and our own sordid and narrow interests
At X . . L . 'il ' ' i' .' ' ' v' a ' - - - i '
inai we nave4 no inougnt or, care tor pthere, wej can determine
that the next year we will thaw but a bit: thatiwhen we meet
our neigh borlWe will give him. a cheery word," a pleasant smile
and a cordial hand-shake. " - To feel that we are interested in and
have regard for him will cheer his heart and heln h im to rarrv
on. More, it! will brinsrisunshinei into our own lives: t
It we have tltken the name, of Christ, now is the accented and
proper time to resolve, tfiat we will go to work with unalterable
peiernunaiion to ma Ke ourselves His real followers ; that wc will
root out of our inner lives the tliincrs that make iis wlnterl
puienres ; thatwe wU catch. His spirit. Xri short, that we. will
pc-a&e oeing morat and spiritual ciphers in the community.
years and he 8oexhausted himself
lhis efforts that he'almost had
to be carried but of: the ! school
house. Thea another favorite was
Curfew shall not Ring .Tonight,"
A general favorite over the coun
try was, ri ant not Mad." Will
Carlton's "Over; the -Hills' to the
Poor House" never failed to bring
tears to the eyjes of the audience.
! As spring "approached, interest
in the literary society,'. subsided
and finally It) just dropped out
altogether. .The , folks ijpst.'o.uit'
but when fall -came again, ewry.
one , was up . ind ready for the
regular Friday night (entertain
ment. j .-
The world has lost- something
in these i literary societies. : Pos-
sibly it has gained it in community
clubs but the youngsters are not
so much consulted about programs
in the community clubs as they
were in'the Jiicrary societies.
;, Another thing that' is gone, we
fear never to return, is the old
fashioned singing schools.. : .
TUB SfEW Jt'STICK
the , population had -"increased to
10,000,000; n IS 4Qr It was 17,
000.000; in ISC0 ltwas JS2.000,
OOO peaklns' always .In (round
numbers. Then came the rsvages
of the Civil-war, but in' the 30
years succeeding-the popqlation
had nearly doubled, tin J wu haJ La
.:::-;V';u' j; I ;:
' . . ' ; 1 I
that linked neighborhood names
together to the delight of every
body".' About once a year some
body, generally theleame man, ren
dered the "Supposed speech of
Regulus" in true'. , gladiatorial
style. In our old neighborhood
the sauiu--ii.sjn;C 1 Icff tliirly
The - appointment Of j Attorney
General Stone to .tbo j supreme
bench was a particularly good one.'
He did not like the offlcO' of at-
iofney general, but he made .a
great official IJust the same. The
country has taken his measure as
a learned lawyer with, "a vision.
He will bc 'a good man on tho
bench. . ' i - . , "
If there la no law regulating
succession Dii the bench. It is a
custom that' tiucb partiottlio oma-
f
fry be represented and the Pacific
Slope is without a representative
on the supreme court. This should
be shifted about so that some of
our very, a ble jurists should be
honored. We have a number of
them and they ought to be con
sidered in an agreement which
places the residence 'of the federal
jutlges in different-parts, of the
country.
FUTURE DATES ; 1
'" January 13. Mooxlar Opamiag f 192a
Jnnry 16, Frfiiay Marion County
t ioneer ran, bulem MVX. " 1
tt vaivarsitj t;at varsity ! Waat Vir-
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22azz:c& :zajlz J.uzjzji&
.This Way Out
Dear Wally: ' ' ;
:"l -i -When I go to call
Upon my girl, out' in the hall
Her mother stands, with arms
' .-'akimbo, ' j "'.!..
And utters, ."Well?;' Advise me.
i - BIMBO.'
Dear Bimbo: J j y
r -' ' r I I regret to tell
I think you'll' get. what rhymes
with "Well;"
If you should wed that girl So
Wally says drop her like a hot
tamale! -
.Irons, Lons Ago '.'.'
I fondled her hair. - ;
The dear hair of my Mabel;
I thought it so fair
. That I fondled her hair.
Yet she seemed not to care
- Though It sounds like a fable.
I fondled fcer hair
. Twas the switch on the table.
One Guess Is Good As Another :
"Whatf does' the editorial . 'we
mean?" - ' '
I suppose It means short para
graphs they are wee editorials."
j ' : . Joan Benda.
Whyl He Became a Beggar '.
'Tou used to get good pay In
vaudeVille imitating the whistling
of birds;; why are you broke now?"
"They told me to change my act
or they couldn't pay me any long
er. In other words. If I expected
any " more- pay -for' whistling I
could whistle for my pay."
f- Norman Lewes.
A man Is indeed boss in his
home jwhen he haS two drawers in
the dresser for his very own! '
He'll Answer Voiir Questions,
); : I Somehow.
It seems too good, but I Is true '
That all a person has to do ' "
Is write to me, as I have hinted
Then 1 wait " until' the,' answer's
printed! ' ;' i . ' ' ;
. Scandal and' a Cup of Tea, .
"Of course 4 haven't told an
other soul, but4-they used to live
in Shoreville." j
"You say you!ve never seen her?
Well, my ' dear, yon don't know
what a painted! face she Is."
"Don't say ja thing about it.
but it was only last Friday that I
heard'tier tell him to get oat and
stay,out.".c ..- y ' -:: '' j
, "Thirty-five!: Why she's. 40 If
she's a day.? -j ' . ' r- . v ;
"Why of course I was invited.
But I naturall didn't go."
"Well they! say npw I don't
know how true it Is -that her
mother drank' like a fish." .
"The Warrens! Why I wouldn't
dream of going near their house,
after - what they said about Lucy.
And, you know, they had to men
tion my name, too." , ,
'No,I reall don't care for New
York and " Palm Beach any more.
I'm going to
Bermuda'
Spend' the winter at
Chas.' O. Shaw.
The Editor's Gossip Shop
Hey! Try your hand at triolets.
It's quite a bit of fun;
So write of Prunes or Violets
And try your hand at triolets;
Come on, folks! If you're shy, ah
. lets - r '
Do this and earn some mon.
Yes," try your hand at triolets;
We'll show you how it's done.
As the foregoing triolet indi
cates, we invite readers of v The
Fun Shop to contribute to The
Tricky Triolet Counter.
Tomorrow, in The Editor's Gos
sip Shop, we shall gie you more
explicit directions on the writing
of triolets fand particularly for
our counter. In the t meantime
study carefully every triolet you.
read! .
V He Knew How to Us It
Teacher: f "Aaron, use the word
'cynic" in a sentence.'
Aaron: f'Last summer ve'vent
to Coney Island on' bed a ride on
der cynic railway." '
-y Milton Nichols
'Pleased All Around "
: Gramercy: "How can you en
courage your wife to waste" her
time on cross-word puzzles?"
Park: "It's the best thing ever
gotten up. Now I have the rest
of. the paper all to myself." " ' .
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Tit for Tat
Dear Wally: . .
. I am forty-four.
Please , tell me,' why should folks
be. sore ' ' j i
Because I am to wed a, boy ; . .
Of twenty-three? Tours.
! SWEET AND COY
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l I No - one'' should kick,
For if. Grandpas may take their
pick ' :. " '
Of chorus girls, then we should
" praise
The Grandmas who take boys to
raise. '. f .' . '
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