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The Dalles Daily Chronicle. MONDAY DEC. SO, 1901 The Indianapolis Sentinel has been devoticg Itself to statistics with some curious and interesting results. It , has been figuring on the chances a 6 , , bo baby has in this life, and when one studies the results there may be en inclination to conclude that the mnMSaMMftlm fnr crrofitnoqs nrp not no r' .... numerous as tue amntuous young American has been led to believe. For instance, the Sentinel figures out that the chances are 30,000,000 to one that the baby boy will not be- come president or vice-president of the United States. This is supposed . . , j... . , to be under ordinary conditions, for it is presumed that an Ohio boy's chances for becoming president are a good deal better than those of a boy from Rhode Island or Delaware. It is estimated that the chances arc 410,000 to one that the boy will not become a Ignited States senator, 1 03,- 330 to one that he wi not be a rep- . , oitr. nfir. resentativc 10 congress, and 820,000 to one that he will not be governor nf a .state. Incidentally the Sentinel furnishes the gratifying information that the chances are 588 to one that j the boy will not go insane; 12o0 to j ., ... . , ... , 0., . , , one that he will not be blind ; 864 to one that he will not be an inmate of a public almshouse; 400 to one that he will not be an enlisted soldier or sailor; 1200 to one that he will not be a city policeman, and 'J 1 1 7 to one that he will never be president ot a . national bank. The annual report of the superin tendent of the dead letter office shows that people .have not become less careless in using the mails as a means of forwarding valuables and letters. During the last year the dead letter office received nearly 0,000,000 unclaimed letters alone. Of these 87,8."2 were dropped into the office without any address at all. The number of letters reaching the dead letter office which contained money was 47,000 and the amount " of money enclosed aggregated $42. 854.72, while 17o,000 letters re ceived at the dead letter office con tained stamps, 39,000 letters con taining drafts, notes and other valu able papers, aggregating a face value of $1,178,970, were likewise sent to the dead letter office. The grand total of letters, parcels, etc., opened at the dead letter office, because of no other means of determining for whom they were destined or by whom they were sent, was 7,00:3,751, At the end of his administration President Roosevelt will have one of two impossibles to face. Either it j will be impossible to nominate and elect him or it will be impossible to I lefMf him Tn neither ne will thr be any uncertainty. The President has a character that will be felt and be is doing things that leave impres sion. He will be one of the moat talked of men the nation has had for many years but opinions will not be formed concerning him for some time yet. The chances are greatly in his favor and he has done nothing yet that has not failed to appeal to the American people. His inde pendence, his vigor, his courage, bis absence of partisanship, bis desire to All offices with competent men, and tbe high statesmanship shown in his message tell of a man who will stand tbe test and bear tbe responsibilities of tbe chief executive without trembling or inability to perform tbem well. E. O. Tbe announcement that tbe sleep ing oars to be run on tbe great Rus sian Trans-Siberian railway are to be built in tbe United States shatters tbe but hope of the public finding relief from tbe Pullman porter and bb ever pwent tip. If anything alls your hair, go and ate Fnaer; he's tbe headquarters for all hair remedlM. JUmeoiber that be nukes svep laity of these goods. tf Gilford's tf'otoe Never Fade Picture onlarired at the Wilton photo- ' graph gallery. dec4 lm ' t .ark A Falk are new doted Sunday. ; Don't fortet this. I Clarke A Falk have on sale a foil line ! of paint mul artist h brushes, i ... , Clarke A Falk's flavoring extracts are j the beet. Ask your e csr for them. Go to the Wilson gallery for excellent j photos at reasonable prices. dec4-lm I Try Van Nordsn's for a perfect fit in glasses, old or young, near sighted or far sighted. dec 2 The prices on ladies' and children's nu " ar? rP"uiy w ' ' new i ui & vneu muic, uiou For Rent A furnished cottage of four rooms on West Sixth and Liucoln streets. : Apply on the premises. dl2-lw j For rent Furnished rooms with steam heat and electric lights. Apply to Mrs. p CnRpmail( chapman block. dl9-tf j Chndrerj.e knit lcgRin9i mittens and toques a full line at lowest prices at ' v v ' v r i. f .lin.f Ti .1 I : i ... . i - uuvf juu eeeu luuae tun kuuub mi llle New York Cash Store? Fascinators, ice-wools, circular shawls, mittens and skirts. dl3tf Clark and Falk have just received a full line of fresh YViox papers and de- j velopers, the same as ujed by Mr. f.ovick , ! . . in ins recent uemonsiranon ai our siore. iviiriginias saie oi millinery at inc- Campbell One-third A Wilson millinery palors. off regular price of entire 1 juarya' will continue until first of 25n-tf Why pay 41-75 per galion for inferior paints wiieu you can buy James E. Pattou's sunproof paiuts tor $1.60 per Iloni gUaranteeiJ T 5 year8. ciark A Falk, agenta. ml Dvspepsia can be cured by using : Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet will give immediate relief or money refunded. SolJ in bandsomo tin boxes at 2o cts. Diakeley the druggist. t0 ymt iiair) atop ,u faIling out eradi. cate dandruff and make it soft, fine and wavey, then use Ari-'o Hair Food. For sale by Clarke A Falk, postoffiee phar macy. dl6:f Experience is the best Teacher. Use Acker's English Remedy in any case of coughs, colds or croup. Should it fail to give immediate relief money refunded 25 cts. and 50 eta. Blakeley, the drug gists. Are you ready for cold weather? If not you should provide yourself with some of those knit goods from the New York Cash Store. A large assortment of these goods for women and children may be seen at the New York Cash Store. dl3tf Sick Headache absolutely and perma nently cured by using Moki Tea. A 'pleasant herb drink. Cures constipation , . I : .. ,j : , : 1 . , QUU IUUIKC9IIUU, UIUKCII UU Vttt. BieeD and happy. Satisfaction guaranteed or money back. 25 cts, and oO cts. Blakeley, the druggist. An KvangelUl'a Story, "I suffered for years with bronchial or ung trouble and tried various remedies but did not obtain permanent relief until I commenced using One Minute Cough Cure," writes Rev. James Kirk man, evangelist of Belle River, III. "I have no hesitation in recommending it to all sufferers from maladies of this kind." One Minute Cough Cure affords immediate relief for coughs, colds and all kinds of throat and long troubles. For croup it is unequalled. Absolutely safe. Very pleasant to take, newer fails and ie real! v a favorite with ttie children. They like it. Clarke A Falk's P. O. Pharmacy. $hnt) MllD Turued f Great consternation was felt by the friends of M. A. Hogarty of Lexington, Kv when tney flaw he wa8 turning yel- low- Hia skin 8lowly changed color, also bis eyes, and he suffered terribly. His malady was Yellow Jaundice. He was treated by the best doctors, but without benefit. Then he was advised to try Electric Bitters, the wonderful Stomach and Liver remedy, and he writes : "After taking two botties I was wholly cured." A trial proves its matchless merit for all Stomach, Liver and Kidney troubles. Only 25c. Sold by G. C. Blakeley, the 6 druggist. For Hale Cheap. Three second-hand incubators and brooder-, in first-class shape. One of 400-egg capacity ; two of 200-egg capacity. Apply at this office. 28-lwk Lost Lost night, either in the Bald win opera house or on the streets, a white spungled fan, with pink ribbons attached. Finder please leave at this oilico. d28-2t After tomorrow (Sunday) the steamer Tahoma, of the Whi'e Collar line, will leave Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturday:-. This will make the boat run on alternate days with the Regulator of the D. P. & A. N. line. d28-2t If you want to retain your hair you have to keep yonr scalp clean. Moap will make your hair harsh, dry and crispy. Now we bave two of tbe very beat preparations for cleansing tbe scalp Egg and Pine Tar Shampoo. It will leave yonr hair soft and jglosev. Prise, 25 and 50 cents a bottle, at Frsaer's barber shop, Tbe Dalles. tf hel!nfl salve In th Groceries Union and Second Streets. Local Phone 92.. How's THU1 We offer one hundred dollars reward for any case of Catarrh that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, F. J. Chunky A Co. Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney fnr the last 15 years, and be lieve hitr perfectly honorable in all busi ness transactions and financially able to carrv out any obligations made by their firm. West A Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To ledo, O., Walding, Kinnan A Marvin, Wholesale JJruggists, loleuo, Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure ie taken inter- nally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.- F. J. Cheney A Co., Props., Toiedo O. Sold bv drruggists, price 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. 12 Health nnl Keauty. A poor complexion is usually the re sult of a torpid liver or irregular action of the bowels. Unless nature's refuse is carried off it will surely cause impure blood. Pimnleo. bnilnnnd nthir prnntirms follow. This is nature's method iff throwiugoffthe poisons which the bowels failed to remove. DeWilt's Little Early Kisers are world famous for remedying this condition. They stimulate the liver and promote regular and healthy action of the bowels but never cause griping, cramps or distress. Safe pills. Clarke A Falk's P. 0. Pharmacy. Attractive Women. All women sensibly desire to be at tractive. Beauty is the stamp of health because it is the outward manifestation of inner purity. A healthy woman is always attractive, blight and happy. When every drop of blood in the veins is pure a beauteous flush is on the cheek. But when the blood is impure, morose ness, bad temper and a sallow complex ion telle the tale of sickness all to plain ly. And women today know there is no beauty without health. Wine of Cardui crowns women with beauty and attrac tiveness by making strong and healthy thoss organs which make her a woman. Try Wine of Cardui, and in a month your friends will hardly know you. S26 REWARD. We will pay $25 reward for the arrest and conviction of any person trespassing upon the football park, molesting or de stroying the fence. Small boys who have been digging boles under the fence are liable to arrest and are included in the above. Beluhn H. Grant, L. A. Porte k, E Kurtz, d4-im Oris Patterson. To Whom It May Couceru. At a meeting cf The Dalles City conncil held on Monday night Dec. 9, 1901, it was moved and carried unani mously : "That the city marshal be or dered to collect a monthly rental on and after January 1, 1902, from all parties in Dalles City who shall then own houses or other obstructions that hava not been removed from the public streets of the city dl0-td Haven ill Life. "I wish to say that I owe my life to Kodol Dyspepsis Cure," writes H. C. Chrestenion of Hayfield, Minn. "For three years 1 was troubled with dyspepsia so that I could hold nothing on my stomach. Many times I would be un able to retain a morsel of food. Finally I was confined to my bed. Doctors said I could not live. I read oue of your advertisements on Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and thought it fit my case and com menced its use. I began to improve from the first bottle. Now I am cured and recommend it to all." Digests your food. Cures all stomach troubles. Clarke & Falk's P. O. Pharmacy. Change of Headquarters, The headquarters of The Dalles and Shaniko stage line is now at the Colum bia Hotel. Stage leave there for Shan iko every morning, except Sunday, at 6 o'clock. PassenVer rate to Shaniko 12. 20itf J. M. Toomey, Agent. New Mboo Shop. Harold Hansen announces that be has started a shoe shop in the East End, next to tbe Skibbe Hotel. All kinds of repair work done in first clais shape at reasonable price. d 1 21 mo Obas. Bsplogle, At water, O., was in very bad shape. He says : "I suffered a great deal with my kidneys and was requested to try Foley's Kidney Core. I did so and in fonr days I was able to go to work again, now I am entirely sretl." Clarke s Falk. Satuaatf reelr are tbe best advertisers for Foley's Honey and Tar and all who ose it tree that It is a splendid remedy for coughs, or sore lungs. Glarks A Falk. Groceries IH. T. REGULATOR LINE. Dalles, m0 & Astoria NAVIGATION CO. Commencing Jan. 11902, and continuing until March lf 1902, this company will have but one steamer running between The Dalles and Port- land; leaving The Dalles Mon day, Wednesday and Friday, and Portland Tuesday, Thurs day and Saturday. STEAMERS REGULATOR, DALLES CITY. RELIANCE. W. C. ALLAWAY, General Agent, The Dalles, Oregon. Wasco MM ilin Headquarters for Seed Grain of au kinds Headquarters for Feed Grain ot pii kin Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kinde Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, SVSJSo Headquarters for "Byers Best" Pendle- tOH FlOllT Thifl lonr ,B manufactured expressly for family nee : every sack ie guaranteed to give satisfaction. We sell onr goods lower than any honse in the trade, and if yon don't think so eall and get cur prices and be convinced. Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats. THE " Purest Liquors Delivered to any Phones : 51 Local, 868 Long Distance. Crandall DEALERS IN All kinds of SSjaaaSSJSjSjgB UNDERTAKERS tP EMBALMERS The Dalles, Or. Funeral Supplied F. S. GUlI4Gf Blacksmith, Horseshoer and Wagon-maker.. IALKK toon, Stool. Whifcels, AadM, Springe and Blacksmith Supplies UorBoSMU 0e.'s Telephone 167. Long Distance 1078. Off. tKMl NOLAN. HBCoioiiaPacBDoBo., PACKER8 OP PORKand BEEF MANUFACTURERS OF Fine Lard and Sausages Curers of BRAND HAMS & BACON DR1F.D BEEF. ETC. Jast What You uiant. New ideas in Wall Paper here. Such wide variety as we are showing never be fore graced n single stock. Real imita tion creton effects at ordinary prices. Good papers at cheap paper prices. Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yonrs for a small price, at our store on Third street. Also a full line of house paints. D. W. VATJSE, Third St. OWL 'rop. for Family Use part of the City. 173 Second Street. & Barget fiobes, Burial Shrouds Ete. IM- Mills. Gl, t LnjUi la, THE DALLE! OB While Collar Line. Tie m Jtw Home Str. "TAHOMA," BETWEEN Portland, The Dalles and Way Points. ' TIME CARD Leaves Portland at 7 a. m. on Toes, day, Thursday and Saturday. Arrives The Dalles, same day, 5 p. m. Leaves The Dalles at 7 a. m. on Sun day, Wednesday and Friday. Arrives Portland, same day, 4 p. m. Meals the Very Best. This Ronte -bas tbe Grandet Scenic Attractions on Earth. Portland-Astoria Boute Str. BAILEY-GATZERT, Daily Round Tripa except Sunday. TIME CARD Leave Portland 7 a.m. Leave Astoria 7 p.m. Landing and office Foot of Alder Street; both phones, Main 361, Port land, Oregon. E. W. Oriohton, Agent Portland, Pratber and Barnes, Ai(ts., Hood River, Wolford & Wyers, Agts.. White Salmon, F. C. Wyatt, Agont, Vancouver, A. J. Taylor, Agent Astoria. R. B. Gilbretb, Agt., Lyle, Wash. J. W. FILLOON, Agent, The Dalles. Complete of Drugs at M. Z. DONNELL, THE DRUGGIST. J. 8. HonaoK, President. Max A. Voot, Cashier First Rational Bank. THE DALLES - - - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Bight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on dav of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold os New York, San Francisco and port land. BIRBOTOMS D. P. Thompson. Jno. 8. Sohskok. En. M. Williams, Gbo. A. Libbh. H. M. Bball. W W. WILSON, Manager. First-lass ii) Every respGt. finals at 111 !?our8. PRIVATE PARTIES SERVED. Tbe table always supplied with tbe best in tbe market. 74 Front St., near Gonrt, The Dalies. QBO. R. CAMPBELL, civil xtioiNsatt. Irrigation, Bridge, Railroad autf Water Supply - IUg ilae t , V ,WKi mum Ml mmrmn Jaw arrows. r Foley's ffonty mTr sue. MM Tissiii ml Addwss, P. O. Beams, tm pu. e