The Oregon daily journal., April 21, 1912, Page 62, Image 62

THK OUVCOU SUNDAY JO UK HAL, fOnTLAND. SUNDAY feonm,.
Health and Erf fitiency . CZ
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QoMIUM M Ktttl a e.fta f
...a. ir wit
olje, Sun6ap Smile
Js Stranger Than Fiction .
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at forltrat url out in life uh tnl-
liani orocoem b4 tnlliaBler ftim.
a- D...:rf 41,- UL - 1llf bO bat txen lom Ojr R Jarnn inai
m rutting th mocnix uut u u Urte tU ;orM tBi p,,,
l ...... 4iovtr lha South Pole, but ho
t miui,i i 'l.,..t:.a a
. tMlhard cot a4 wrarlnf loutl ve.
. Ami h Iika lha btlc. HUTU ODt to
Tfeat U a art iMtMrMltt IM k . fUniu a oll. apinelrit rnh-
,irtnklnr br air 'baJb br aMadam teul af ttl fltlaa . 4afla room.. And tht endi hit tory.
atwp. an4 br a"" clanalac lod- All with a total pUtt of t..TJl, Sometimrt w write a little Km CM
ihrM and avrH.ii imi locraaa IM raporlH la r f ITt.lll.T. a j,yf tkt( n,j thfn worry about the
viiailijr. Impror tba bowal adloa. la N.lu mhIV af lt.lt. ! faet. iro,,M ( mankind until it iutt tem
adUiuon uaa aoma Uatlv rood. .i.t. .nn iul II rlilo i ... .. ... lnn...
nriKi aura ara - - ---.
unne5
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(ConU4 Fraaa rata Oaa)
aa drtad llvaa or flga.
... I.. M. ak -ft.. ... . .J fttn
.r.r.f.1.1. flat but ara not aJtraya - - - anrw a roan imii wiw wwiu
to M found. In aumrnar dally l of MpoUitona of Jt.tM ad r. an ad in t0 Ujor, and he ipent rnuth
frrah fruit aal nothing aloa la uaaful tloa almoat half tit vumMr af thoa lline worrytng about how the tailor
Vlorolnc and nifhi uk tba aiuiof which ara m arraoalac modal build- wil mni to kerp from atarvinc to
bath betora manilooed Mra. jtuj a ittg But la lha cooparUon af- dth that he. Iiintitlf. looked upon a
J i.r .7 rB.roW tor4,i tMt r ssl,lon- B1 th hamburger trk when it it red, and
U .Uowln, it toTvarno-. bT iun! 4 loaaoa br ftra. api-r-r, an ,hfn dd of rfmr.e
out wtttlrt tha faat. At flral. oaa Planatlo- for tba tntaraat aldacod In Aj 0f which hat absolutely nothing
n, inula wlU ba lone tnoueh lo tak Ibla tnia ana, auprmo proiociioa - . ,j.e above termon. Uut
Wl Mth. Incroa until It la Uban Joa-. la Itot tM IT! cm.a im iiair fc f, fr yc1J rfaj ,hc,e tdi
for fiv. .r It -l-uiea at .laM.. .4 ftra -..'M. ftW!: ..nre Vo ni led to I
uni.i ..M .n.l .ur.r In tha dietary wr luu rvpvtaiivna - - ... .. . i.
tha par capita loaa at only 11.11. Tha mat an- cr aiif oi mem mignt or ir
iw n i m..t ortanar than onra dlffaranca in tha alncla ytar waa ao in- oat without injnring tne ene oi inc
LOCAL AND KIND OF
f EVONAL
ilar a boat Ue nr h w
rettad er al Ihai ti S!
(baftbr iaawtred Wttttm t'nioa
etiaiae, aacitctity la thing into f
I . , , 1 "1 J ' - 1 ISM M I
VP
lanrtvnt tha other day. Nope, we
aid. -Spill it." "Ha Jumped out of
window and ther arretted him (or
making UIVIw out of a church,"
iid tha operator guy, and then wt
taot hire.
Dave Fcdet. tha ttccharine gentle
man of Ogden. meaning, in low-brow
word a. tha auaar kina. waa in our
town the other day. lie tayt Utah
it not to joung at the ted to be.
"Their air tailora would live longer
while th'cr waa at it if they didn't
make eo many miittkei." Mid J. S.
Martin of tvmte to at the other day.
They get careleti and die, he Mid.
Alwayt." he Mid. "they nuke an
error-plain." According to Joe. that
tilt cm.
A. J. Sequin of Boton. a perfumery
maker, wat io our village last week.
It it wealthy now, e are told, but
or but lha araall.at quantity of alto
r.
a flc
a 1.v
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nor braad ortenar man ooco crww wun iniuci "
v mi..h nr aihar caraal food, lncraaa of It canta loaa par Mad. It "
A
i.k. rm or hot drink.. Conflao lookao too much Ilka lncraaa of a TV.. rniH hlrtom with the triad tun
youraelf lo cld water and tide bafor rant par baad af flra loaa avary tlma ahine.
rathrr than aft aattna. Butttrmiilt im growing .muaw niataa aoaaa is. KJoom with the dad moon-
la allowable. VagrUblea. nuia. ollvaa oHiar town to tbo c-ntara of population ne nof 'Oom win me giaa moon
and oil oil ara uaeful fooda. Balada big enough to hav big Trra. ' . . ,
i , k.. ir...li.n .KauM ha II la a mirnl that. In vtaw of tbla O AIUCK the flOWfrt and gailV tine.
i mule or om'uted antirtly. Kat litti eountrra'anormoua flra loaara, no na for hat"'d'we care--it't Spring;
and chaw walL tlonal building ro1a pravella by com- it a Sprinf.
After atoola. Ue down a abort tint mon tonianl, But each an Imeaena Wet pea re d that.
with hi pa elevated. At night a very body aa a nation move lowly; and. , , .
.mall quantity of water way ba until IMS. there waa no coda at alU A,.,. E,rjy, 4 railroaditt of I food
mjeciea io in rectum wa ditwih m wwu iu"i"h : . . .. ,
other Injection ahould 1a taken. mora . or , . 1M fatthfuUy - obarv4 ,RjtT. down "r'7 , - r.
wyaim' fcwi-ii, ..!, wy , ieat bandar. Br whli to look over our town.' He lodkf after
paciaJ condition that tnuat ba met first dr. rt a of tha eomarehenarv the Mount Hood road; but the road,
if w would get tha beat reaulta, and code were being made, building eon- you know, doetn t Mount Hood,
three can only bo knwn from a tudy atructlon waa leaping forward lo th i -
of the particular Individual, bablta, en- ua of new material, notably concrete, q and of Lot Anuclct wat here
vlrom.nt. etc. FuZ&JJEtJZ1 other day. He .ell. real ejt.te
TOUNO man afflicted with indi- so tha cod, although complt. can "uw" V
eestlon to th point that only -earcely b aald to bar vr been fin- ve in Lo. Angeles or thereabouts?
liquid fooda are taken, compelled i.hed. Now It 1 undergoing a revision Well, the man, name is Sand.
to work hard dally aa a aalesman ao extenalva that when thla hug task
for the support of dependent a accomplished ther will be virtually
relatives, appllea for sdvlct. It has a new code creeled, but one which prom
llved largely on raw eggs far month. aes to hold good for soma tlma to corns
I.lver and bowela have gone on strike, not becaua it aponaor will claim
A dally cathartic la resorted to. What for it perfection, but because It aaenia
can lie done? likely that building material, aa known.
ll Is In a serious plight. It should are not likely to change essentially In
la some way escape from- the strain h th near future, and becaua our na
la under. It is rarely one's duty to t ion SI systems of construction for all
kill oneself. Besides, wbst will be tha purposes have become fairly well de
a!n to the dependents Id doing tt T fined.
Wliy not anticipate, subject them to on mayor or city council after an
euch condition now, snd by taking ether writes asking details. The col
a vacation while they, worry along aa goes to them at once But t.ha code Is
best they can, recover tha ability tu 0ly the bare bones of the help afford
take csre of them longer? ed. The National Board of Klre Under-
Some outdoor occupation of a physl- T, rtera offers to send an expert to help
ral character and employing tha mind thH local authorities draw up their own
only slightly Is the first thing needed, j, BB Dest sdapted to their local
Muscular labor to the point of fatigue, needs. Her suspicion sometimes raises
Bleep whenever the system calls for jt. j,.m(j, An, th Insurance companies
It, and lasting as long as nature de- are trying to ruin tha town with ex
slres, a plain diet that affords the ma- pene. But when the town is taught
terials for powerful digestive Juices, t0 realize that the board is merely urg
but taken In small smounts until dl- lug-it to protect Itself from losses great
est Ion emends these, are some of the er tnan tn, insurance companies csn
things required. For the rest. In a 8uffer. it begins to see that It Is en
general way. the advice given Mra. C. tertalning an angel unawares, and it
to restore tone and vigor to the nervous U(juany eager to Work tha angel for
system, will further aid cur. aI1 h worth.
All wrong habits of body and mind Ha m complaisant angel. He and
must be corrected. Tha Individual the boanj wlu take t0 flr8t riv
. i .... i , ..mi. .Im with hlmi, r mnn - - - .... ... . . . .
nuuiu i -, draught or ina iocsj oiu sna revis
I si'Ply the principles of right living In ln aooordanc. With practical Insurance
I ,very department of his Ufa. . and practical law. The changes may not
As a diet mnt, ana noi io repeal tor- be alluring , to a town . council that la
mer detailed advice on eating, it may ,aeeking to secure safety at the minimum
be said that the egg diet, is so deflcU expm8e t0 ita citisens. They may pres.
ent in nature s digestants that it causes ent numoroun provisions regarded aa
a kind oT starvation. Lettuce and oth- UM.s,iy .trlngent by the men with the
er green vegetables will supply the TOOney; of the town. TUfty may run up
, deficiency. , tU against local politicians whose interests
What ta tha cause of the f ins aU t he other way. -But what do you
. wrinkles and lines seen In some facta r tnlnk ih lhd percentage of national code
Is a question fSKea. y regulations that have been embodied In
Mistreatment the local codes thua far adopted? . ..
It of fresh air and contract with cold is a . Klntttv nr nt
'common cause of this want of elasticity. xmety per cent.
,' Insufficient water drinking is another .. .
cause. Debilitated nerves . and worry -may
also contribute to It.. Therefore
'cijro consist In restoring nervous ener"
gy by plenty of sleep. In massage both
local and general, In living In a cool v
atmosphere and In "-eatlng' and drinking " '
: moderately and taking nothing hot and '
much ofitbe food and all the drink
cold.- Cultivating the habit of happiness -Is
a great help to smoothness of skin.
mt..
THE KOJSV MILKMAN
Lei at rite and tiag im pri!a af
the man ko peddlea sniU.
Aa4 alao for ike burglar sua and th.
tit of thai i.k.
The th the
ih ca
The auiiknua feedt at water tad then
rob. m. of oar aleea.
EGalaflNearlv
b?fredc.i;biLy:
the burglar auan gad oth. .t rnaia itn ar rva
that i:k. T T AMtt.Haiu. 1
t , . , . 11 t aiW ta uat
bufgltr rt.be only at of 11 UI- e.,,u
a td I k la keep, y f iar tue
Ceprrtvt Mil Or r4 C Kaiir. IV. rak R. mr f tv.
ativ1t'M. U 1 . Al It a., timm PSJia taav.. e-. a
IM t ll4 uli af laal a. . ft . ... ....
awe that smm t t'r
WlUlftB J.
tera pMitWat yk
(M4 I rw Mif Uifttil
RUlkman nukee hit rounds.
And ha awakft th neighborhood wtth
ait uaearihl sounds.
Il ae IMI ataraa wa iafl feaaa . '4 a M fr t
te IMS) la ax a a tt
IM twtrWae 4 1 1, -
B.fwe IV.. ,. .i. .ft I - M -l. Me Al4 S-w e-Ma cms.. M gfne4
. .. . - .. ft.,...wa ,n,aj ia tai,reMHa a ta
tara ttrr4 IMI M M4 awter N- fr -Jv t,i
trsitUa br waive, tfjra rtar4 tr "' M a 4 l i,
. 4 oitvaa M M4 -i m at M rfH IMI a r Ma
Tha milk n., .ft.ti. ,w. lean rwKhM MUr r l. 4 t Ikal wli M t - te
ine mi.'k raat rattta worst than aay CT ireu f prwr it..i aa. M.e im . m si. a ... it
coatt arti.irry. ... ... .... .... ft.. a i-a ti taiw i. a.i .
unui
we un the mLkm.n'. M.4 la a beia.like lieaia 4 i.i mm ' am im arw fia-a !
wat in a pillory aer rai.
Ha -top. hit team wiih man, "whott" . "Mutia 4ar l.r.e Mia.it Jmi M m : ..ait.- 4H IM M
If. , t. iVft'i 0-4 'J4 ". . -M M I .r inl.4.ll,ia 'wtaur. II,.? My IM
lit cisnert nimbly up tht ttept aad -ua t yea. kaer tae ! b a La- I J at iia re W..I ti.y
drag a ran along
ma agT TUI a lav itMl fr ! ii ! kpr
Ha whittle blithely, gaily, "Ale-san- er.rytway I put life lit " I'Ua I r-
der't Ragtime Band" aa i M u a4 uiray iui ,l !, avda't yw gta
Ha get a ran upon Iht' norrh ..4 ar4y tal IM readier Has I " M,I a e.r
J .i.TP h,?d -T 4.-I t. ear b I -t aatiaiag .tig !.
SO lor the noity milkmao lef at all
ante, arxt ting
Bot firtt let'a kill ike noity mutt and
t . . ft. I a aa
ici me joyneut ring
IN THE WANT ADS.
I likt to tran tht pagt of wantt
J-or mitinct. whert I'm looking
AM I ye dm a I la..
ag ? Lutm tea;
put Ik oaa taiaga 94 SB4 beep aOt Ml 'l
aleblt"
xvb. a. xi aoa I he la. f cuf ." .
aJmtttad Uuraa "Tfcare a a wr f u IM SMealag kr at tM Walla
inakiag yea a It. Hal IM boat ce. Ilw-ae. fca vtailer praltt4 tm
pear gla ou lb signal I M pre- pa ihrovgh, stagl ftl. iM .reap tM
pared fer aay aeaeegenry. aad It f ,a ara. ideal fee a fleetUa)
thing hapveae Be- aad yen hater. I MieM,4 , ..u4 A Maataaa U."
t Our Ufa biiunar aa tbev waa t ba . ' aioavame. va-
rMard ltpraeattv
M4 aexai( ta lie
rrvcea.
wib th big ring around hi ebi4r. " imi an oa yea aa
As aoon aa be a aeltled la bia berth. b''rr laaalr4 fray. , "
ht took th. thing off aad weal l 'on- 1 aurd a little "e ew th
P"-""!. aam io vial lor. HIM I
Somt frrntied houtewtfe tara the '"Mll,l ia'a aiL wn.
hunts ihyii find me ready, yj MC UouU ' r
"A young -hit, girl for rooking" "''IV Brn crawled lata hi. Mah a'.".rtV
ip.
Hut hi Job vU-tlm to4 about real
laaly through lb long hour of th
nlsht.
The nest memtng Burn put th lift
preervr OB. . leaped llgblly frowt hie
hook hand wttn aim lb asm ga
bib. wuar, any real aame.
On f th flret law eaeea Oacar rn
derweod ever trl4 aa a dleorca a-
5fr. Sequin authorized ye editor to
ur that when he ttarfea into that
butinett he didn't hare a acent
B. Wise of Spokane was at one of
our mnt the other day. - Just like that
he -wat registered: B. Wite Spo
kane.' Good boott for ntt burg, aay
we. B. Wise bpokane."
Mr. Browniohn of Carlton wat here
the day before yeaterday, fr rhebbc
the day before that. Anyway, he is
no relation to our old friend, Demi
john.. Nor to the little Brownjug,
either, for that matter.
-Johnttown Democrat,
saw another yeitrrday,
While odd onet we are mmlnr
A Picture teller offert pay
io net? workmen lor frtming
Youngttown Telegram,
t term to me that this ont it
A pippin and a Dome:
A woman wantt tomt jane or Lit
. "Tn ArV ft rtrt . a V.
- ..... vinrr man. ua r 3iir nil. in . 11 n a .
. . - ItlMUl
m W lir. Una, rAii I A I I .... . .
There il . fnn.m.. m. V .l.H I. . .. .. . " n,,' " f take, boss?-
r....rA i, . ni - ... IV . ..t.ir to. w.ne.e wnn a gw-
wu.iv.. . i' . i ue muii oe a
iunnvman, for he tayt:
"'Iforte Show a Ifowling Succe.
aay. a headline in the Woodbtim Trib
une. Neigh, neigh, tay not ao. A dog
thow might well be called a howlimr
tuccett, but t would be better to char- President Taft
acteriae the home exhibition at the
mane attraction "
There, doetn't that totind like ' a
funnyman?
berth, look the big ring aff again, and lloa. la which the hgtband, colored man.
inquired hrtlly: "Well, hew d Jub was aceuaed of habitual druakaaa.
Not a bl.m.4 wink - r.nllt h. "MW O"1" garJly
rot a ftianna wink. replied the take In a oar f" tM lawee aaka tba da
other man. e.dlr -Vn.r nul In a.h a iTT. ' . " " lawyer aa l 4-
nlahl In
a.lH.ft . , a.
Hum., that If you couldn t Bleep. It's r... n, ... . ... .
P.rm...lbi. to take era off all.r mid- eom.me. I ge.l, UW. pov, thu.My
n,,nL o. fa ty. 7
W. aah. l a gola' ' M
aaaa
eai
workman railed al the
brother
I To a con rrees ma n wno la also a bach.
Charlie. la lor. tha ni tt nin. i.nuyi.iii.
Clnrlnnatl to perforin aome odd Job. and practically a negligible quantity II
he pauaed to nol eome nf the priceless ahouldn I coal bloi iiMHh af anrthtng to
paintings In brother Charlie a private 11 a lie cen rent a eowiTortabla room
aau-ry. ue waa auracteo to a email where lb landlady will glv hlta a
original Van Dyke and moved up rloeer simple breskfaat for a nominal Bam. eat
n a at t k hv a llae 1 wt L ft. . . . .
p , . . . . " . "" a oowi or mils and cracker at tha
Speaking of hot crott bunt. A. W. Ah. ba exclaimed. Tv. got that hous restaurant each noon, aad then
Bunn. of Beaverfon. Or., married Miit m th,Da' 6wn home. Yes. it s es- catch up at dinner tlma Tha daman
Sarah Heater latt week. 'f T I Ur ol u " ,or umnarrled cdngreaamen to Till la."
o T T !" "- I" .own. Are they worth al raahlonabl dinner la alwaya several
J. - ... - Jaiapa Mhlnd th aapply, and soeh mn
That One la worth llXnnrt. w. .- . ft. . .... ' - -
Now come the day. when u. poor men told. ' uuuchuuin r .....i.
. :.. " .... , ., . ... . ... .77" ft - -' -
just wnn wc were pui in me pen,
Or elae get on a low-brow souse
Our folk, you tee, are cleaning house.
'Hum," he murmured. "I eueaa
have oars framed."
Ill
ally nerd to boy more than on dinner
a month.
Ralph Cole of Ohio eomewheret it
in our midst talking for Taft, "Taft."
he says, "is a ffghter with a punch."
Punch, mind you, not paunch.
Milt Miller, we hear, has decided he
doesn't want, any plum.-of-the-peepul.
Hums are only prune, in an un
dressed atate, anyway. Milt.
AS THE CARTOONISTS VIEW CURRENT EVENTS
K
NOTHEB wrltea to know why her
skin 1 or extremely coarse tex
ture In- the face, yet thin and
fine oyer. tha rest of the person.
The pores of, the face r ex-
i tremely large, and the face Ja too red.
These signs often accomainy gross
habits in eating. "Try th. Fletcher
- cure. Eat daintily, -chewing and tast-"
Ing every mouthful until there la noth-
Jfcng left of it, Peralst In thla Tor tftrc
months, watching onestlf constantly un-
. i . . . .I....... . .1 ...
til the naon Ul vuuim vwmiuiviu. . -a
completely broken. Take a hot foot
-bath once or twlc a . week. ' and uss ;
cold wster 6rt the face several Umea
daily. The general air bath will also"
help.
"M
school.
ASSAGfi your solar pleiu.!1'
- la- tha ommand-of -aa fcg- J
ltsb health expert, " Robert
King. In a lecture , at Eus
tace Miles" Normal physical
It ia a secret of long life, ba
declare, to keep this great aubbraln ac-
Va) The BOiar iwiwtt-ii
the stomach and spin and Its function:
Is to control digestion, circulation, res
piration as fsr as it Is Involuntary, and
other vital procesea. It depends, for
He efficiency ' upon normal action of
tie -diaphragm la breathing. Correct'
A JCETID op THAT PPROUsIplASTeC I J
v:r-V
TU tJpeajawBjaWBJjawS1 ;l ! . " JU1 Vat V W ww t , k - ' - '
SUPPOSE you know that Zedlker duty Unci Henry had ons of his dellH-
has been laid up for a coupl of oua sessions, reciting the declsrstlon of
weeks." ald Fessenden to Hum- independenca bacJcwsixl and trying ta
below. "He's had a lot of hard kick tha footboard out of the bed I
luck lately and Irn't able to pay reached over to put a wet towel on hla
for a nurne. so iJie neighbors are taking fevered brow and he grabbed my wrlat
turns sitting up with him. and I came with bis teeth. Zedlker never told m
over to see if you will tske your turn thst his unci had hydrophobia and t
tonight." haven't forgiven him for that trick, f
111 be hanged If I do." replied Hum- had to pry him off my wrist with a
below, with emphasis. "If Zedlker wanta bootjack and then I started to leav the
somebody to alt up with him. let him room. I wss plum homesick at that
send for a policeman. I don't believe, juncture.
for a minute that he'a really alck. He'a "Well,' there never wss a milt as de
Just running a cheap bluff in order to lirtous aa Uncle Henry, and whh,h
give aa much trouble as possible, and saw m leaving he mad one spring
to Inveigle me Into his house for some from his couch of suffering and landed '
nefarious purpose. He's tho ringleader 0n my back and scared ma out of five
of the conspiracy to run me out of thla yeara' growth. He rods me about thj
neighborhood, and there's no trick ao hall like an old man of the aea, and eo
low down that he wouldn't resort to It we went down the stairway end over
In order to put a spoke in my wheel. end. and you could have heard the eoro
"Iab faU he came over to my place motion In th next townahip. Fortu
and said that hla Uncle Henry from nately. Uncle Hem-y waa underneath ;
Oshkosh was visiting him and had un- when we landed at the foot of tha atalra'
fortunately fallen sick. Zedlker had and I was able to get home without call
been sitting up with him until he waa ing an ambulance. Zedlker has been
worn out and so he wanted me to go spreading a distorted account of th oc
over and take hla place by the couch currence all over the country, saying
of Buffering for a few hours so he thst I pulled his uncle out of bed and,
could hav a few lines of sleep. I might tried to murder him with a bootjack.
have known there-was some scheme "If I wasn't ao good hearted I'd hav,
back of It all, but I'm naturally unsus- less trouble, but I'm always doing aoine-1
picious and full of the milk of human thing to help my neighbors, and notu
klndnesa, and it'a hard to turn down a ing that I do la appreciated. One da
request of that kind, so I was Just I was passing Traphagen'a house and
easy enough to go over and seat myself he wa standing on his front porch
by the sick: man's bed. Zedlker said his weeping as though, hie heart wouM
uncle waa delirious at times, but all I break. I asked him what was'
had to do was to put a wet towel on hurting him, and he said that his llttl
hla forehead and ha would quiet down eon Ronald was sick, and the lad's Buf-;
Immediately. ferlngs were so Intense that he simply
"About ten minutes after I went on couldn't stand It to atay In the house.
vcome Ln and ate my jwor alck boy.
said Traphagen. 'Maybe th eight of
your kind, noble face will cheer him
up." Bo I went In and saw tha boy. If
was lying on the lounge reading an 'OI 1
Sleuth' story and seemed to be having
good - time, r although his "face Waa
swollen. ; ;,:!,
"A few days later I had the worst
case of mumps aver seen In the Unite 1
States. ? My head, was awelled up till t
couldn't get It out xf a window to at
what th weather rvaa like and It achei
so that , you could hear the Jiolse threa .
blocks away. Traphagen had dragga.t
me into his house on purpoo. to hav
me catch the disease. That's the sort
of treatment I get. from everybody In
this neighborhocd." ..
Hir ArtnT .Vr.MTKG TT3i3Tjr
Raising" Water With Air
From Harper's Weekly.
- As aj? 'schoolboys know,, a suction
pump can theoretically elevate water
1 only about IS 1-3 feet, a column of water
of that height balancing the atmos-
. phetio pressure.' A. means has, however,
been. found of causing a auction pump
to raise water' to a height of even 4
feet.' The" Invention, waa made by
Wrkman Jn th French marine. Ak t
sieur Eysserle, th chief entlneer of
the marine, remarked that one pvff
ular pump ahowed extraordinary ju!
tiea In drawing water from ahipa' hodu.
Inquiry developed the fact that a m
man had thought of the plan af --.
iuelng air intohe waiervst .
where the auction was apt'!! 1. ' t
duclrg an cmu!)ori cf i. r ! "
which, t ..ui of im j '
a cefa! :e of 1 ' '
e'l1r";y r"'
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