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v Tommy Todd : ; The Hallroom Boys Earn Some Lxtra Money. OwM. MT, kf A to looi 1 1 ; And Arc Very Much Surprised to Lckrn That They Arc Worktop for the Milliohbucfc Girls.' .1 He Writes to His Uncle Jackr Bj WEX JONES. . , . 1CTHIS COMING OOWN LATE moi STOPPfD. A cjti mf I FT TOY ONLY til TU&T't W Tiim WCHt IMEAITO FLAPJACKS . STUNT OF A0DRES5INQ OOCKED inm - mf HI UNN3WthtU MAIL HAS ACCUMULATED TO SUCH AN EXTENT :Wrl JSTFC tMPjRfl 1H HMVt lUTt.'-iHK fIF IXJtri 1 1 Nlti HIS HI A THOUSAND-WE -envelope ADDRESSING fl.wnt Or BUCKS 50 II J FIRS! AND SEE rNVFlftPFT THIS WFFK THF InFA ftP I- I H0W SHE (T. )THE LISTSOF ,rv' V-"OH" 10 DtVOIt Ht WHOLE IVTiq tt-lujKTi aw I . 3LilC I IL IIDftJUlAAJUn till 1 A WEtn OUf or IT I v i. i an i V7va eti vn i vlw v -H4rSf IT. JOiSn . SAT THIS IS A Oft .HOW MANT "-.-JHAVE WE ADOnEsSc. V SO FAR I II I k Veli-f it HWii crtM I - I I l-fefc lAce nmVv AoKtVr l II I Kl e TThWsTTOiA arc wfi envelopes DBEB . 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M. t2cVi I JPOH'T DARE TO CET )r WONT ( L.P00H L ,V Jmollycopdle !!" 1 l 1 W2l i' , s - It Happened in Birdland But It Might Have Happened Anywhere. OopyrtaM, xaoT. by . fraroal-trinittiat. The New Statecraft! By JAMES J. MONTAGUE. : - MY boy, if youd He to carve out a career as a maker of national law. Dont let arrr lack Of the apeech-making knack Permit your high purpose to pause. ' The knowledge you need for GangretsiooaJ speed is not portioned out m thfl schools, , j For forensic debate is pulled off, wh3e you wait, under Marquis of Queens. berry rules. ; ' When thi member from Texas gets punched in the plexus, it needs) not a word to instil The belief in his brain , That the member from Maine , Objects to his jaekrabbit bill, ' . And the way to explain to said member from Mame that he knows but a little of law . Is to steep him in slumber forthwith with a number of Ughtninglilte " jabs on the jaw. . - . ' ' Time was when the gift of & quick verbal shift was a powerful help .v in debate, s --f '. i ' , k ' ' - , . ' , v - ' But the fellow who" lands a Sure Thing with both hands is a Congress' I ' man nghl uf to date, I fthymo the Monk and the Humble Working Man. Oopjilibti 1S07, by Anartcaa-Jonnal-, jvWM:.WAN AMD SOMCTJAX tDU-WiuCBg fTHtRE'i MAVYfA MAM 0F-UNT0tD;KlCH6S J 0 1ot'r 66 ASHAMtD OF T0V WONtST TDnJr (fjgjy ' ' cMt'-' i i j niaai.Mr.iirTn i ' ' j , " M , , nTrT--n fl TTIT1 TT- rH f" liirTir j . . ' '''' ' I N these days, my ton, a discussion not won by spouting - the afternoon - through. ' , ' Or by flying A legal , And hoarse hooting eagle Across the empyrean blue, , . , Just read up die boob on the aouches and hooks that win in the prize-fighting same, . - . ' ,''' I ' And you'll presently see that youU speedily be a statesman of national fame. : V Ohi It's really a pleasure to f am through a measure the country is hungering for - -1 By wallops and welts and by blows and by belts till you've stopped .every man on the floor, v ... a post office grafter you chance to be after, you wait tilt a friend of hts shows, Then you still his complaint with a pass and a feint and a swing and a smash on the nose, - ; ! When the world's in the know there'll be never a show for the high forehead patronage seeker, - For T. Burns will preside on the Democrats' side, and -folly old Jeff , will be Speaker Ready. By WEX JONES. t , Ja aia " '.'"' ' ' SIXTN Iinebauie snips wing- qiXTEEN hne-of-battle ships steam ' mat in trie tide. kJ tntW Alii I'm aaa aajasr - w , :.. ""O - t ' j.. aaiaa, vui sv. , , Lary as the barges that tumble by their Twenty thousand saflormen as pleased , , , ' side; . "as they can be. Spick and span and spotless, painted Coasting 'round a continent, toasting ':.'! ,(.. trA MtlA neaL !..; . "Ci (nnimi mrl ' ' Trim s any girl ashore come to' view (Thinking long df those at home through t -i Hi . H 1 " " V a a 14 11 1 - . thi nefiE! ' sail fh aiHHir ttfhirU 1 . , n ... . his ttatav ftJ utr f j Meek and mild and shining swinging Poking ' through Magellan; ' booming . aft and alow. throush the blue: ' ' Till the fluttering signal comes. Time Anywhere there's anything, mild or to up isnd go , ' ' " grim, to do. - c In the clanking cables come; propellers In the other ocean practising a bit, ; -,f " A rtt fk Knn " ' P.vrtf akn a -ntiJrlr ton' anf vrv atint Sixteen willing monsters swing into or . , 1 . hit; -v dered line,., f . - - ships and men all ready to rough it or Off where icebergs grind Land crash or r- . ... , : . porpoise roll and rolhck, r . . , . . , - Ready, ready, ready, whether for fight Rfr every man and ship, whether to
