v Tommy Todd : ;
The Hallroom Boys Earn Some Lxtra Money.
OwM. MT, kf A to looi 1 1
; And Arc Very Much Surprised to Lckrn That They Arc Worktop for the Milliohbucfc Girls.'
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Bj WEX JONES. . , .
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Knocko the Monk Qoes Skating.
OapfriiM, laof. ay
.HELP!
(I'M AFRAID TH5 ' (l P0tT KNOW ! - I (TAKE MY ADVICE J 7
VCE-WON'r. M. t2cVi I JPOH'T DARE TO CET )r WONT (
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It Happened in Birdland But It Might Have Happened Anywhere.
OopyrtaM, xaoT. by
. fraroal-trinittiat.
The New Statecraft!
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE. : -
MY boy, if youd He to carve out a career as a maker of national law.
Dont let arrr lack
Of the apeech-making knack
Permit your high purpose to pause. '
The knowledge you need for GangretsiooaJ speed is not portioned out m thfl
schools, , j
For forensic debate is pulled off, wh3e you wait, under Marquis of Queens.
berry rules. ; '
When thi member from Texas gets punched in the plexus, it needs)
not a word to instil
The belief in his brain ,
That the member from Maine
, Objects to his jaekrabbit bill, ' .
And the way to explain to said member from Mame that he knows
but a little of law .
Is to steep him in slumber forthwith with a number of Ughtninglilte
" jabs on the jaw. . - . ' '
Time was when the gift of & quick verbal shift was a powerful help
.v in debate, s --f '. i ' , k ' ' - , . ' , v - '
But the fellow who" lands a Sure Thing with both hands is a Congress'
I ' man nghl uf to date, I
fthymo the Monk and the Humble Working Man.
Oopjilibti 1S07, by Anartcaa-Jonnal-,
jvWM:.WAN AMD SOMCTJAX tDU-WiuCBg fTHtRE'i MAVYfA MAM 0F-UNT0tD;KlCH6S J 0 1ot'r 66 ASHAMtD OF T0V WONtST TDnJr (fjgjy '
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N these days, my ton, a discussion not won by spouting - the afternoon
- through. ' , '
Or by flying A legal
, And hoarse hooting eagle
Across the empyrean blue, , . ,
Just read up die boob on the aouches and hooks that win in the prize-fighting
same, . - . ' ,''' I '
And you'll presently see that youU speedily be a statesman of national fame. :
V
Ohi It's really a pleasure to f am through a measure the country
is hungering for - -1
By wallops and welts and by blows and by belts till you've stopped
.every man on the floor, v ...
a post office grafter you chance to be after, you wait tilt a friend
of hts shows,
Then you still his complaint with a pass and a feint and a swing and
a smash on the nose, - ; !
When the world's in the know there'll be never a show for the high
forehead patronage seeker, -
For T. Burns will preside on the Democrats' side, and -folly old Jeff ,
will be Speaker
Ready.
By WEX JONES.
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SIXTN Iinebauie snips wing- qiXTEEN hne-of-battle ships steam
' mat in trie tide. kJ tntW Alii I'm aaa
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Lary as the barges that tumble by their Twenty thousand saflormen as pleased
, , , ' side; . "as they can be.
Spick and span and spotless, painted Coasting 'round a continent, toasting
':.'! ,(.. trA MtlA neaL !..; . "Ci (nnimi mrl ' '
Trim s any girl ashore come to' view (Thinking long df those at home through
t -i Hi . H 1 " " V a a 14 11 1
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. , n ... . his ttatav ftJ utr f j
Meek and mild and shining swinging Poking ' through Magellan; ' booming
. aft and alow. throush the blue: ' '
Till the fluttering signal comes. Time Anywhere there's anything, mild or
to up isnd go , ' ' " grim, to do. - c
In the clanking cables come; propellers In the other ocean practising a bit, ;
-,f " A rtt fk Knn " ' P.vrtf akn a -ntiJrlr ton' anf vrv atint
Sixteen willing monsters swing into or . , 1 . hit;
-v dered line,., f . - - ships and men all ready to rough it or
Off where icebergs grind Land crash or r- . ... , :
. porpoise roll and rolhck, r . . , . . , -
Ready, ready, ready, whether for fight Rfr every man and ship, whether to