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HOBRIBLB SHOCK. AXX RIGHT. Jacn (ai l a, m.V "Hullm. la that you? . 8a gladl I tbouaht m wito. y-: ...... Cltyeus "Yes, I'm going to take that flrst-clasa, delightful room In the coun trr I saw adTertlsed. I know it'i fake, though, and I'll be played (or a sucker. "Mi by George! If there Un't acta- "What! It's really less than a mil ally aome flahlag and bathing to be from the railroad station! had! "Well, blesa my fool heart. If the, bedroom Isn't nicely knd comfortably furnished 1 "Oh, ohl I cant itand It Tho Uble cloth la certainly clean and the food is excellent. I ah all bar to go kern at one. v "Oh, yoa, Maria. Iro got a bad cm of aerroua prostration. It'll take all the reet of air raeatloa to fix up my enauerea mtyoub system." TOIL. IBane "Beribbe It ft great fellow for bar work, laa't he?" Clerk" 'for bard work"! Why. he baan't dipped a pen la ink to-day l'' La Salle "Tea, I know; but he' a read- lag Mary ttlno." .. : serious oppevsel ' HIGHWAY ROBBERY, ddle Tm a-gola' to pretend to rob de old lady. f Jnstlee-Whafa bo forf Officer Tifturbln' the peace t Bo woke bm op, yer aoaor.'' ) WMG, LONG AGO. Mame "Est gay need tor bo or olo flame or yours, didn't he?" Ua "Yea. Uttlo one. I uset tor go wit' 'am Wen yet but or che-Ud." ENOUGH BAJD, "-Stngor-"eyrld- -eosstohio paat tbla place a tnlauto aget" Chake "Sir! Dia Toa er saloon 1" COURTESY. Mr. Goedaort "Po you mean to say - - that- you've drunk all the beer Uero , ' was In that pail?" Tanky Thompon-"Wh.y, yea. mum; J - but I'd 'a saved aome If I'd kaevq yon wanted any, WHY HE LOT. "Whoop! WboopJ Glmmo dot boa die. see!" THEY HAVE TO DO IX. oppobtujuti. lira. Rubba "Poor man! Bo you Ind tramping a painful lot la life, do yeut" Husky Hen "Tes'm. r aittla ao fat dot I can't hardly erawl." STUCK UP, Restful Rawson "Pere'a nuttln' like aefsur yer enaneoo woea ey come. AH do onergetlo man ahould want la jue' ao opportunity, oe open MRrVi- (Moaoa. i nrif , (Groan a.) trouble for TWO, It'a tho Klyer waraa. LOW PIECE OP BUSINESS. , 'XH SCOFPEBS PATS. jocko "Any gent who blta tho monk yonder geta a 10 cent algav." Stranger "Queia I'll bm hot car VVJAf an Bammy's Father "That's a good catch of crawfish, eon. Now. put them away la aome place where they can be kept wet until 1 want them. ' ... I i J Sammy "This bathtub to Juat tho place, rn put 'obi la and rua the tub fun of water. "Gimme eight cocoanuta and you can put In your time getting ont tbe The Old Man "What awful playing) "M "Doorl" .fth IN THE 8T01TB AOS. Brula "He la the proudest bear tho woods. " Mrs. Bruin "Yes, I noticed that he baa been putting on a great many aira. What is it all about?" Mr. Brain "He was shot at and missed by Teddy Rooa.-'elt, Jr." CHANC POB A HUSTXEB. Mr. Bklntofs "Why, tho Chuak Fllnta must have called daring our eb oeaco. There are their cards. BIGHT IN ma LIKE. "Ho, hi! Ho. ho! "Cagara." THa!- 1 XPPECT OP XZAUPLB: AFTER THE CITY BOARDERS HAVE LETT. 1 ; ' "" 'I Wisold Guy "Touse know do say In la dat do world owes us a llvin'?" Tolk A. Ixmgr"Yep, Wush I could get some smart aerliciter toy collect mine on de shares." . EXPLICIT. "Muchee trouble carry waahee alleo Umo. "Guess makeo om Mick hli alleo rather (next morning) "Ah, bow thoughtful! Some one has tiled tho tub with water for my bath. "Mlgkt I ask you who Uvea herr "Certainly, air." "Who la t, rr "Bloat 111 know." TOO MUCH ROOK AT THE TOP. fftayck makH eao ltkoo orowbarl OotopuaWWbat 'la U matUr with gnanc t am m a oeuoe of a pickle. I awallowed aa old aallor'o 00:': leg and bow can't get below tho aurfaoel" WELL TORTLTXEXX " tf wajTboi aamoo oa tool Smokoa iika iu earoor , BEADY. "Murder! Bnakef Maria)