HOBRIBLB SHOCK.
AXX RIGHT.
Jacn (ai l a, m.V "Hullm. la that
you? . 8a gladl I tbouaht m
wito. y-: ......
Cltyeus "Yes, I'm going to take that
flrst-clasa, delightful room In the coun
trr I saw adTertlsed. I know it'i
fake, though, and I'll be played (or a
sucker.
"Mi by George! If there Un't acta-
"What! It's really less than a mil ally aome flahlag and bathing to be
from the railroad station!
had!
"Well, blesa my fool heart. If the,
bedroom Isn't nicely knd comfortably
furnished 1
"Oh, ohl I cant itand It Tho Uble
cloth la certainly clean and the food is
excellent. I ah all bar to go kern at
one. v
"Oh, yoa, Maria. Iro got a bad cm
of aerroua prostration. It'll take all
the reet of air raeatloa to fix up my
enauerea mtyoub system."
TOIL.
IBane "Beribbe It ft great fellow
for bar work, laa't he?"
Clerk" 'for bard work"! Why. he
baan't dipped a pen la ink to-day l''
La Salle "Tea, I know; but he' a read-
lag Mary ttlno." .. :
serious oppevsel '
HIGHWAY ROBBERY,
ddle Tm a-gola' to pretend to rob
de old lady.
f Jnstlee-Whafa bo forf
Officer Tifturbln' the peace t Bo
woke bm op, yer aoaor.''
) WMG, LONG AGO.
Mame "Est gay need tor bo or olo
flame or yours, didn't he?"
Ua "Yea. Uttlo one. I uset tor go
wit' 'am Wen yet but or che-Ud."
ENOUGH BAJD,
"-Stngor-"eyrld- -eosstohio paat
tbla place a tnlauto aget"
Chake "Sir! Dia Toa er saloon 1"
COURTESY.
Mr. Goedaort "Po you mean to say
- - that- you've drunk all the beer Uero
, ' was In that pail?"
Tanky Thompon-"Wh.y, yea. mum;
J - but I'd 'a saved aome If I'd kaevq
yon wanted any,
WHY HE LOT.
"Whoop! WboopJ Glmmo dot boa
die. see!"
THEY HAVE TO DO IX.
oppobtujuti.
lira. Rubba "Poor man! Bo you Ind
tramping a painful lot la life, do
yeut"
Husky Hen "Tes'm. r aittla ao
fat dot I can't hardly erawl."
STUCK UP,
Restful Rawson "Pere'a nuttln' like
aefsur yer enaneoo woea ey come.
AH do onergetlo man ahould want la
jue' ao opportunity, oe open
MRrVi-
(Moaoa. i
nrif ,
(Groan a.)
trouble for TWO,
It'a tho Klyer waraa.
LOW PIECE OP BUSINESS. ,
'XH SCOFPEBS PATS.
jocko "Any gent who blta tho monk yonder geta a 10
cent algav."
Stranger "Queia I'll bm hot
car
VVJAf
an
Bammy's Father "That's a good catch
of crawfish, eon. Now. put them away
la aome place where they can be kept
wet until 1 want them. '
... I i J
Sammy "This bathtub to Juat tho
place, rn put 'obi la and rua the
tub fun of water.
"Gimme eight cocoanuta and you can put In your time
getting ont tbe
The Old Man "What awful playing)
"M
"Doorl"
.fth
IN THE 8T01TB AOS.
Brula "He la the proudest bear
tho woods. "
Mrs. Bruin "Yes, I noticed that he
baa been putting on a great many aira.
What is it all about?"
Mr. Brain "He was shot at and
missed by Teddy Rooa.-'elt, Jr."
CHANC POB A HUSTXEB.
Mr. Bklntofs "Why, tho Chuak
Fllnta must have called daring our eb
oeaco. There are their cards.
BIGHT IN ma LIKE.
"Ho, hi! Ho. ho!
"Cagara."
THa!-
1
XPPECT OP XZAUPLB: AFTER THE CITY BOARDERS HAVE LETT.
1 ; ' "" 'I
Wisold Guy "Touse know do say In
la dat do world owes us a llvin'?"
Tolk A. Ixmgr"Yep, Wush I could
get some smart aerliciter toy collect
mine on de shares." .
EXPLICIT.
"Muchee trouble carry waahee alleo
Umo.
"Guess makeo om Mick hli alleo
rather (next morning) "Ah, bow
thoughtful! Some one has tiled tho
tub with water for my bath.
"Mlgkt I ask you who Uvea herr
"Certainly, air."
"Who la t, rr
"Bloat 111 know."
TOO MUCH ROOK AT THE TOP.
fftayck makH eao ltkoo orowbarl
OotopuaWWbat 'la U matUr with
gnanc t am m a oeuoe of a pickle.
I awallowed aa old aallor'o 00:': leg and
bow can't get below tho aurfaoel"
WELL TORTLTXEXX
" tf wajTboi aamoo oa tool Smokoa
iika iu earoor ,
BEADY.
"Murder! Bnakef Maria)