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A FROLIO AT THE FORD. Geography wai horrible; the sweat we called it that Bespoke a common misery when Billy sig naled Pat, Two stubby, grimy fingers uplifting on the Thereat a wink significant distorted Pat rick's eje. .. Then Billy tnrned to Cummins, and Har vey, and Depew, To each In turn displaying the mystic fin gers two, And lastly condescended, while the others winked in glee, To show the mystic symbol to the least of ail to me. O ecstasy transcending whate'er the fu ture stored, When Billy bade me Join him for a frolic at the ford! The hours till noon slunk by as If they knew we wished them past; It seemed as though they'd never go they did, of course, at last And O, how cool the water was, and O, how sweet the joy That filled and thrilled the bosom of each sweaty little boy. When he had hung his trousers on the nearest handy bough And shut his lips and held his nose and dove to "show y how." We ducked and splashed and wrestled, we . floated, raced and tread. And Billy flopped his feet aloft whiis standing on his head; . ' Depew had brought up bottom from the center of the pool, When Harvey said he .reckoned it was time to go to school. "Gee whiz!" says Billy, "first to quit. An as I live! my breeches are twisted in a knot!" Each rushed ashore and scurried to where his garments hung, Then sudden imprecations arose from every tongue. While we had wooed the cooling stream, some envious sneak had gone And tied our shirts and trousers so we couldn't get 'em on. "We're late," says Billy. "Then," says Pat, "just take your time to dress; We'll fix it so' s to wander in at afternoon recess. An each o' y' must gather a bunch o' purty flowers An give 'em t' the teacher er she'll keep y' after hours.". The teacher worked for slender pay, so far as money went; She prayed and played and pardoned and seemed to be content, But when a boy that loved her contrived to let her know," She looked as if her gratitude was going to overflow. I guess that she no matter what. When we b!x boys marched in, Each one of us a-grinning from eyebrows down to chin, And stopped in turn before her desk and laid our flowers down. We saw two tears start sudden in the middle of her frown. As I, the last and least of all, went by, with hair askew, She stooped and said: "1 love you, boys, no matter what you do." "These flowers," whispered Harvey, "are not so bad a plan." "She's Bolid gold," said Billy; "she ought t' been a man!" , A TRIBUTE OF SONG. HERE la no place on earth where utter helplessness comes out so strong ly, where the cere monies in human use fall so power less before the maj esty of the occa sion, as at a funeral; It need not be that one's heart shall be Interested. The ob- t i iir sequies of a stran rfi . f f eer. conducted with all the pomp and vanity of church and states with the melancholy rolling drum of the military funeral, or the gorgeousness of the Ma sonic regalia apron all are alike inade quate and unavailing. But once in my life have I witnessed a ceremony that was as grand and im pressive as the silent, awful occasion that was ever given to the dead. I will tell you of a funeral which lin gers In my memory as the grandest, most solemn, and befitting ceremony that was ever given to the dead. It was rumored many years ago that a poor widowed woman, leading a hard life of unending labor, was called to part with the one thing dear to her her only child. Mother and daughter had toiled together for fifteen years, and the only bit of sunshine falling Into their dark lives was that shed by their living companionship. But the girl had always been sickly. Under the heart-broken mother's eyes she had faded and wasted away with consump tion, and at last the day came when the wan face failed to answer with its ghastly smile the anxious, tear-blinded eyes of the mother. The poor young creature was dead. For many months the pair had been supported by the elder woman's sew ing, and It was in the character of em ployer I had become acquainted with Mrs. Cramp and her story. By an occa sional visit to the awful "heights of an East Side tenement where they lived, by a few books and with some comfort ing words, I had won the love of the dying girl. Her grateful thoughts turn ed In her last hours to the small num ber of friends she possessed, and she besought her mother to notify me of the day of her funeral and ask me to attend. The summons reached me upon one of the wildest days preceding Christ mas. A sleet that was not rain and a .rain that was not snow came pelting from all points of the compass. A wind -tbat -walled In the chimney and howled In the street told how truly dreadful for outdoor purposes was the weather of the day. I piled the glowing grates; I drew closer the curtains and shut out the gloom of the December afternoon; I turned on the gns and sat down de voutly thankful that I had cut all con nection with the witched weather when an installment of it burst in on me In the shape of Parepa Rosa. She was Euphrosyne Parepa at that time, and the operatic Idol of the city. Muffled with tippets, flecked wtth snow, glow ing with tlie short encounter she had had wtth the elements rushing up the steps from her carriage, she threw her self Into an easy chair and proclaimed the horrors of the outer world to b b yond description. And even as we congratulated our selves on the prospect of a delightful day together there came the summons for me to go to the humble funeral of the poor sewing woman's daughter. I turned the little tear-blotted note over and groaned. "This is terrible," said I; "It's just the one errand that could take me out to-day; but I must go." And then I told Parepa the circumstances and speculated on the length of time I should be gone, and suggested means of amusement In my absence. "But I shall go with you," said the great, good-hearted creature. v "Your throat, and old Bateman, and your concert to-night!" I pleaded. "If I get another 'froggy note In my voice it won't matter much; I'm hoarse as a raven now," she returned. So she rewound her throat with the long, white comforter, pulled on her worsted gloves, and off In the storm we went together. We climbed flight after flight of narrow, dark stairs to the top floor, where the widow dwelt In a miserable little room not more than a dozen feet square. The canvas-back hearse, peculiar to the $25 funeral, stood in the street below, and the aw ful cherry-stained box with Its ruffle of glazed white muslin stood on uncov ered trestles in the center of the room above. There was the mother, speechless In her grief, before that box a group of hard-working, kindly Hearted neigh bors sitting about. It was useless to say the poor woman was prepared for the Inevitable end it was cold comfort to speak to her of the daughter's re lease from pain and suffering. The be reft creature, in her utter loneliness, was thinking of herself and the awful fate of the approaching moment when that box and its precious burden would be taken away and leave her wholly alone. So, therefore, with a sympathiz ing grasp of the poor, worn, bony hand, we sat silently down to "attend the funeral." The undertaker's man, with a screw driver in his band, jumped about in the passage to keep warm. The creaky boots of the minister belonging to the $25 funeral were heard on the stairs. There was a catarrhal conversation held outside between them as to the enormity of the weather, and, probably, the bad taste of the deceased In select ing such a bad time to die was dis cussed. Then the minister came In with a pious sniff and stood revealed, a reg ular Stigglns as to get-up a dry, self sufficient man, Icier than the day and colder than the storm. He deposited hlB hat and black gloves and wet umbrella on the poor little bed in the corner; he slapped his hand vig orously together; he took himself in well-merited fashion by the ears and pulled them Into glowing sensation, and after thawing out for a moment plunged into business. He rattled merrily through some se lected sentences from the Bible. He gave us a prayer that sounded like peas In a dried bladder, and he came to amen with a Jerk that brought me up like a patent snaffle. He pulled on his old gloves and grabbed his rusty hat, and with his umbrella dripping Inky tears over the well-scrubbed floor he offered a set form of condolence to the broken-hearted mother. He told her of her sin In rebelling against the de cree of Providence. He assured her that nothing could bring the dead back. He Inveighed against the folly of the world In general, and this poor woman In particular; and then he made a hor rible blunder, and showed he didn't know even the sex of the dead, by say ing: "He cannot come to you, but you must go to him." . - This was a settler for Parepa and myself. We looked at the departing minister In blank astonishment. The door swung wide, we saw the screw-driver waving In the air as the undertaker's man held converse with the clergyman. A hush fell on every body gathered In the little room. Not one word had been uttered of consola tion, of solemn import, or befitting the occasion. It was the emptiest, hollow est, most unsatisfactory moment I ever remember. Then Parepa arose, her cloak falling about her noble figure like mourning drapery. She stood beside that miser able cherry wood box. She looked a moment on the pinched, wasted, ashy face upturned toward her from within it. She laid her soft, white hand on the discolored forehead of the dead girl, and she lifted up that matchless voice in the beautiful melody: "Angels ever bright and fair, . Take me, oh, take her, to your care." The screw-driver paused In describ ing an airy circle; the wet umbrella stood pointing down the stairs; the two men with astonished faces were fore most in a crowd that instantly filled the passage. The noble voice swelled to ward heaven, and If ever the choir of paradise paused to listen to earth's music It was when Parepa sang so gloriously beside that poor dead girl. No words can describe its effect on those gathered there. The sad mourner sank on her knees, and with clasped hands and streaming eyes the little band stood reverently about her. No queen ever went to her grave ac companied by a grander ceremony. To this day Parepa's glorious tribute of song rings with solemn melody in my memory as the only real, Impressive funeral service I ever heard. Trolley Cars in Siam. They are up to date in Slam. They run electric trams in Bangkok and the king Is one of the largest shareholders. For some years the dwellers In Bang kok were content with the lowly horse as a traction power for their trams, but the company promoter and the elec tric engineer found their way to enter prising Siam, and now an electric tram way finds its silent way through the streets of Bangkok. It runs from the lower end of the town to the royal pal ace, a distance of six miles. The shares return a handsome dividend, as much as 18 per cent, has been paid, but the average return is 10 or 12 per cent. No wonder his Majesty has handsome jew els and takes summer trips to the con tinent. Pall Mall Gazette. Clever Swindling Scheme. Belgium swindlers have been pasr"n thin transparent paper over the post age stamps they put on letters. The paper took the postmarks, leaving the stamps beneath uncancelled. BABIES IN INCUBATORS. flow the Yonnffatera Are Made to Grow by 8cienco. The Victorian Era Exhibition, now open in London, does not possess an exhibit of greater scientific interest than that of the infant incubator, and, from a popular point of view, judged merely as a sideshow, this Invention has proved immensely attractive In fact, It Is one of the most paying con cerns at Earl's Court, medical men vy ing with the general public in their 1 miratlon for this new contrivance for saving life. The necessity for such a thing Is shown by the fact that where as in 1886 the number of deaths regis tered in Great Britain as being due to premature birth amounted to 1,930, the figure rose for last year to 2,534. It is also well known that a large numb-r of deaths which are attributed to various diseases are due, indirectly, to prema ture birth. The two most Important considera tions In saving the lives of prematurely born or very weakly Infants are, of course, warmth and air, and these fac tors are amply provided for in the neat white metal contrivances which are now to be seen. Somewhat similar in ventions have been In use for some time at the Charity Hospital, Berlin, and the Paris Maternity Hospital and the Post-Graduate Hospital, New York. The first "couveuses" used In Paris In 1880 were a great improvement upon the old-fashioned style of wrapping the Infants in wadding or In a sheepskin with the wool adhering; but they still left much to be desired. Inasmuch as they had to be freshly warmed three or four times a day, and consequently re quired unceasing and vigilant attend ance. . The latest Incubator Is the Invention of Paul Altmann, and Is now being ex ploited In England for the first time. Its great merit is that it works auto matically, thus dispensing with the ne cessity for Incessant watchfulness; In deed, the machines themselves need no watching, and the Infants have only to be moved in order to be fed, a circum stance which they generally announce In the customary manner, and washed. The temperature Is maintained by means of a thermostat, which works automatically. By an ingenious sys tem of levers communication Is at once established between the Inside of the incubator and the boiler outside, which is heated by an oil lamp, gas or elec tricity, so that, should the temperature vary eer so slightly, it is Increased or decreased as occasion may require. Next to the warmth for the little pa tient comes the question of air, and this is provided from the outside through a pipe which conducts it to the incubator, where it passes through a washing, fil tering and warming process before passing inside. On the top of the incu bator there is a chimney so constructed that it can only form an outlet for im pure air. As a means of providing warmth of the necessary degree and absolutely pure air, this Invention is perfect, and to make all things equal there is a staff of experienced nurses who sleep on the premises. Facts About Postage Stamps. In this day and age we moisten a stamp and affix It to our letters and give It no further thought, accepting the stamp as a matter-of-course con venience, and many persons would be wondrouely surprised if they were to be told that their grandparents never saw a postage stamp. Henry Shaw, the father of "Josh Bil lings," purchased the first two'stamps ever sold in the United States on Aug. 6, 1847. He bought one eah of the five-cent stamp and the ten-cent stamp, these two denominations being the only ones put out at that time. The ten-cent stamp he gave to Governor Brlggs and kept the five-cent one for himself. v Of the first stamps ever Issued Wash ington's portrait was on the ten-cent and Franklin's on the other. Since that time the various issues of the Uni ted States stamps would furnish a unique portrait gallery, showing the faces of forty-eight noted Americans. Washington appears on twenty-five is sues, while Lincoln's picture is on ev ery issue since 1866, except the Colum bian series. In 1875 a law was passed prohibiting, the use of the portraits of living men on the United States stamps, thus plac ing living men in the same position that women occupied, whether dead or alive, for no woman's portrait has ever graced a stamp belonging to the Uni ted States, postal or revenue. Of the two hundred and fifty stamps which have been issued the values have ranged from one cent to five thousand dollars. Five dollars Is the highest value among postage stamps, but newspaper stamps reach the hundred-dollar mark, while a revenue stamp may represent five thousand dol lars. Stamps were put on the-market in August, 1847, but were so little used that the government had to pass a law enforcing prepayment of postage, which went Into effect in 1855. Before this action was taken scarcely one let ter in a dozen was found with a stamp affixed. To-day the ppstofflces of the country sell four billion stamps (count ing postal cards, stamped envelopes and stamps of all kinds), valued at seventy -five million dollars, during a single year. How Work Alters Features. Every occupation more or less leaves Its Imprint on the face of the work era, and In the student, too, we hear of the "pale cast of thought." But some work positively disfigures the workers, and alters the features so much as to render them unrecognizable In many cases. Thewhlte-lead workers are singularly u;. figured, but they do not satisfy the inquiry so much as the glassblowers. The exertion of blowing glass by the bottle makers Is attended with lamentable results to the workers. The task of blowing often results, not merely In distending checks, causing them to become baggy, and when at rest to hang down loosely, but also In cases the cheeks have been known to give way under the continuous strain, and positively break Into unsightly gashes, which become llfe-dlsflgure-ments. Pension for a Horse. The Board of Fire Commissioners has decided that the big bay horse Jerry, , which has faithfully served the city I In the fire department for seventeen years, and Is now 23 years old, shall be given his time for the remainder of his days and be a pensioner on the city. The horse and his mate were purchased by the city In the days of the volunteer fire department to draw ladder truck No. 1, and for several years they did this work, which is now considered a pretty heavy Job for the three horses attached to the truck. When the paid department was organized Jerry be came a member of It, and he has dis charged his duties faithfully ever since. He is now entitled to be considered "aged," having served longer than the usual span of life allotted to horses, and the commissioners do not feel in clined to sell him for a trifle to some one who will perhaps starve and abuse him and render the rest of his life un comfortable; so they have decided that he is to have free hay and oats at the expense of the city as long as he lives. Portland Oregonian. . " AN ORGAN THAT COST S60.000. Mr. Searlea, Who Married Mra. Mark Hopkins, Bought it. E. F. Searles, the millionaire, who now lives at Methuen, Mass., is de voted to organ music, and has just bought what is believed to be the great est organ in America. Mr. Searles mar ried the immensely wealthy widow of. Mark Hopkins, of California. The organ belonged to the Boston, Music Hall, and originally cost $60,000. The price Mr. Searles paid for It was $1,500. He will erect a building er Ijeclally for it at Methuen. The great organ was built many years ago by popular subscription. 1 ' specifications were as follows: 1, manual (great), 25 stops, 1,930 pipes; 2, manual (swell), 18 stops, 1,172 pipes; 8, manual (choir), 15 stops, 928 pipes; 4, manual (solo), 11 stops, 754 pipes; ped al, 20 stops, 690 pipes; total, 89 stops, 6,474 pipes. It stood seventy feet high, was foi-ty-seven feet wide, eighteen feet deep, and weighed seventy tons. ' Two 'great central towers stood forward fifteen feet, and were composed of several great thirty-two-foot pipes of tin. The woodwork Is all of black walnut, richly carved. The pipes, including the me chanical accessories, numbered 6,500. The organ was placed In Music Hall In 1863. The order for building the colossal Instrument was placed in 1853 with the firm of Walcker, at Ludwigsburg, In Germany. Its purchase and comple tion were matters In which the pride of all music-loving Boston was centered for- years. The sum which it was or iginally proposed to spend was $25,000. The directors of the Music Hall appro priated $10,000, and the rest was raised by popular subscription. In spite of the war the work went on steadily and the organ came over in a specially char tered ship, which succeeded In dodging the Confederate privateers. Before It was finally put together It cost over $00,000. The first public recital given on it was a popular event of the first magnitude, and for years the organ was one of the wonders of Boston. No man in the world probably pos sesses a greater organ for his personal enjoyment than Mr. Searles. He has attained the height of his ambition. Character in Hats. Notice how a man wears his head gear, and you s can make ' a pretty shrewd guess as to his character. If the hat Is perfectly straight and nicely adjusted to his head, you are safe in believing that he has a corresponding straightforwardness of character. If a hat slopes at the back, its wearer has good brain power; tilted habitually for ward, It indicates preponderance : of the materia! nature. The man who places his hat on one side is Belf-asser-tive, and has his vices. Men who wear hats too large for them are of a philo sophic turn of mind, and wrapped up In their own thoughts. Men who go to the opposite extreme are mincing, af fected individuals with, as a rule, an Inordinate love of dress and any amount of self-esteem. The man who throws his hat on his head any how is a careless, happy-go-lucky, indolent character. He generally has his hands In his pockets, and you can see any number of his genus lounging at the street corners. Explained His Success. Henry Miller, the well-known ranch er, was busily engaged In counting a big herd of cattle as they were driven by him, when an acquaintance ap proached him with the greeting: "Hello, Henry!" Miller kept on counting, nor daring to even turn his head for fear of losing his count. "Hello, Henry," repeated his ac quaintance, thinking he had not been heard. Still Miller kept on with his count. "Say, Miller, you needn't be so stuck up because you are worth a few dol lars," remarked his friend, angrily. "I knew you when you were peddling sausages on the street." , . The rancher had just completed his count, and, turning to his acquaint ance, said: "Yes, by tam, und If I don't have got any more sense as you I be selling sausages yet." San Francisco Post. One in a Hundred Mi lion. Traveling on American railways la attended with little risk, according to the tables compiled by the Railroad Ga zette. One passenger was killed In 1896 for every hundred million miles traveled, and but for two or three se rious accidents the showing would have been more favorable. The passenger fatalities of 1890 were greatly In ex cess of those in 1895. Last year there were one hundred and twenty-eight deaths, largely due to negligence in op erating, while in 1895 only thirty-eight lives of passengers were lost There was an Increase in the. number of fa talities among employes. Three hun dred and eighteen were killed in 1896 and three hundred and two in 1895, but as the train mileage went up from 834,200,000 to 840,000,000 in 1896 the death rate was practically unchanged. The tables provethat, notwithstanding the killing of passengers in carload lots, it Is safer to ride on trains than to handle them. Candid. Lady (interviewing housemaid) Why did you leave your last place? Housemaid Because the master kiss ed me, mum. Lady And you didn't l.ke it, eh? . Housemaid Oh, I didnt mind- It mum, but the mistress didn't like it! WEEKLY MARKET LETTER. Office of Downing, Hopkins & Co., Chicago Board of Trado Brokers, 711-714 Chamber of Com merce Buildiug. Portland, Oregon. Facts established sooner or later con trol wheat values. Speculation may temporarily advance or depress values, but in the end the laws of supply and demand are sure to assert themselves and control values. It has been a self evident proposition for several weeks past that conditions warranted higher values. Speculative influences have repeatedly driven prices downward, bui the market has rebounded with the buoyancy of a cork upon the water. The news announcements of the week have been uniformly favorable to high er values. Crop advices at home indi cate less than an average acreage seeded to winter wheat, owing to. the pro tracted drought, which has been broken only in certain sections of the winter wheat belt. Receipts at primary points are falling off and promise from this on to prove smaller than last year. Ex port clearances continue large, 6,991, 000 bushels for the week, which is largely in excess of our exportable sur plus weekly. The export demand shows no signs of diminution. On the con trary, it is urgent and increasing, the last few days of the week having re sulted in very large sales for export. Foreign advices continue extremely bullish. The reports of our own con suls in Europe more than confirm the maximum estimates of European im port requirements. Advices from Lon don assert that Mediterranean ports are outbidding England for Russian wheat. The French chamber of deputies has been petitioned to reduce the import duty on wheat, and some action in this direction will probably be taken sooner or later, although not necessarily at present, Russian advices, although al ways unreliable and largely mythical, are extremely bullish and must neces sarily have some foundation on fact. The Argentine crop is still an unknown quantity. Reports are conflicting. Dronght conditions have prevailed. Locusts have caused some damage, and in the absence of reliable reports it can not be assumed that the crop will be a large one in yield. Local speculative conditions are extremely favorable for higher values. Stocks on contract grain are very small, practically exhausted, and there is no immediate prospect of their being replenished. We can dis cover nothing in the situation at home or abroad warranting any declines in values, and would regard any decline as but temporary, unwarranted, and therefore a good speculative opportun ity to buy wheat, the final outcome of which we aniticipate to be muoh higher prices. - ' - Portland Market. Wheat Walla Walla, 7980c; 'Val ley and Bluestem, 8183c per bushel. Four Best grades, $4.00; graham, $3.70; superfine, $2.40. per barrel. Oats Choice white, 34 35c; ohoice gray, 82 33c per bushel. Barley Feed barley, $19 20; brew ing, $20 per ton. - Millstiffa Bran, $14 per ton; mid dlings, $21; shorts, $15.50. Hay Timothy, $1312.50; clover, $10 11; California " wheat, $10; do oat, $11; Oregon wild hay, $9 10 per ton. Eggs 22 Q per dozen. Butter Fancy creamery, 45 50c; fair to good, 85 40c; dairy, 25 35c per roll. Cheese Oregon, llo; Young America, 12c; California, 910o per pound. Poultry Chickens, mixed, $2.50 3.00 per doezn; broilers, $2.003.50; geese, $4.00 5. 00: ducks, $3.00 3. 50 per dozen; turkeys, live, 9 10c per pound. Potatoes Oregon Burbanks, 85 40c per sack; sweets, $1.40 per cental. Onions Oregon, liew, red, 90c; yel low, 80o per cental. Hops 8 15c per pound for new crop; 1896 crop, 67o. Wool Valley, 1416c per pound; Eastern Oregon, 7 12o; . mohair, 20 22o per pound. Mutton Gross, best feheep, wethers and ewes, $2.50 2. 60; dressed mutton, 5c; spring lambs, 5c per pound. Hogs Gross, choice heavy, $4.50; lightand feeders, $3.004.00; dressed, $5. 50 6. 00 per 100 pounds. Beef Gross, top steers, $2. 75 3. 00; cows, $2.25; dressed beef, 45cper pound. Veal Large, 4J5o; small, 54 Be per pound. ' Seattle Market. Butter Fancy native creamery, brick. 2425c; ranoh, 1618c. Cheese Native Washington, 10 11 tc; California, 9c. Eggs Fresh ranch, 28c. Poultry Chickens, live, per pound, hens, 10c; spring chickens, $2.50 3.00; ducks, $3.503.75. Wheat Feed wheat, $25 per ton. Oats Choice, per ton, $20. Corn Whole, $22; cracked, per ton, $22; feed meal, $22 per ton. Barley Rolled or ground, per ton, $22; Whole, $22. Fresh Meats Choice dressed beef, steers, 6c; cows, 5c; mutton sheep, 6c; pork, 7c; veal, small, 7. Fresh Fish Halibut, 5c; salmon, 8c; salmon trout, 7 10c; flounder, and sole, 3 4; ling cod, 4 5; rock cod, 5c; smelt, lc Fresh Fruit Apples, 50c $1 per box; peaches, 75 80c; prunes, 35 40c; pears, $1 per box. San Francisco Market. Wool Nevada 11 12c; Oregon, 12 14c; Northern 14 16c per pound. Hops 1014c per pound. Millstuffs Middlings, $2022; Cal ifornia bran, $15.5016.00 per ton. Onions New red. 7080c; do new silverskln, $1.001.15 percental. Butter Fancy creamery, 2728c; do seconds, 2526c; fancy dairy, 24 25c; good to choice, 2123o per pound. Cheese Fancy mild, new, 12c; fair to good, 7 8c per pound.. Eggs Store, 1826c; ranch, 87 40c; Eastern, 16 24; duck, 25c per dozen. v Potatoes New, in boxes,' 85 80c. Citrus Fruit Oranges, Valencias, $1.603.00; Mexican limes, $2.50 8.00; California lemons, choice, $2.00; do common, 75c$l per box. Hay Wheat, 12 15; wheat and oat, $1114; oat, $1012; river bar ley, $78; best barley, $1012; alfalfa, $8 9. 50; clover, $8 10. Fresh Fruit Apples, 8585o per large box; grapes, 20 30o; Isabella, 40 50c; peaches, 60($85o; pears, $1.00 1.60 yer box; plums, 25 (340c, A SENSATION. That the world is coming to an end sud denly at a given time is not what is re ferred to. There are different kinds of sen sations, as very many people know who feel sharp twinges of pain in the big nerve of the thigh. Sciatica is a very painful sensation, and the torment of it makes one think something is come to an end. . But iust at the first sensation or twinge is the best time to use St. Jacobs Oil. The less gain the more easily it is cured, and the il prevents its development by soothing the nerve. At any stage it will cure. Sanitary Reform of Bombay. The Indian government has formulat ed an important scheme ior the sanitary reformation of Bombay City. The control of government and municipal lands will be vested in a nominated body, which will be empowered to lay new streets through crowded localities and to erect dwellings at low rents for the poor. The scheme involves an ad dition to the municipal rates of not more than 2 per cent. ' ' v SLAIN BY POISON. Not the poison that the covert assassin ad ministers in the drink, the food, or some other guise, bat the poison of malaria shortens the lives of myriads. ' There is a safe and certain antidote. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which not only fortifies the system against malaria, but roots out its seeds when they have germin ated. Dyspepsia, constipation, rheumatic, liver and kidney trouble are conquered by the Bitters. A Minneapolis genealogist reckons up four billions of persons between William the Conqueror and one of his descendants now living. . 20002 Economy: save 10 cents on a package of "cheap" baking powder and eat the cake. You couldn't do better for youi doctor. Schilling's Best money-back baking powder h at your grocer's. A Schilling ft Compear &an Frasxiseo COOS A daguerrotype of Louis Philippe, taken in 1840 by Daguerre himself, has been presented to the Camavalet mu seum in PariB. AN OPEN LETTER TO MOTHERS. We are asserting in the courts our right to the exclusive use of the word " CASTORIA," and " PITCHER'S CASTORIA," as our Trade Mark. I, Dr. Samuel Pitcher, of Hyannis, Massachusetts, was the originator of " PITCHER'S CASTORIA," the same that has borne and does now bear the fac simile signature of CHAS. H. FLETCHER on every wrapper. This is the original " PITCHER'S CASTORIA " which has been used in the homes of the mothers of America for over thirty years. Look Carefully at the wrapper and see that it is ike kind you have always bought, and has the signature of CHAS. H. FLETCHER on the wrapper. No one has authority from me to use my name except The Centaur Company of which Chas. H. Fletcher is President. -March S, 1897. SAMUEL PITCHER, M.D. A St. Louis paper is marvelling over the case of a septuagenarian whose white hair turned black in a single night recently. HOME PRODUCTS AND ri'BE FOOD. All Eastern Svrno. so-called, usually vc light colored and of heavy body, is made fr- flucose. "Tea Garden Drips"' is made fr-.. ugar Cane and ig strictly pure. It is for sale by first-class grocers, In cans onlv. Manufac tured by the Pacific Coast Syrup Co. All gen uine "Tea Garden Drips" have the manufac turer's name lithographed on every can.. It is said that the flesh on the fore quarters of the beaver resembles that of land animals, while that on the hind quarters has a hshy taste. m "King Solomon's Treasure," only Aphrodistacal Tonic known. 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