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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 8, 1908)
' f7 Jp n 4HIIUIIIIII ijiij a WE VS GOT II V? ! lad j, T UT8 OF I im LJY;"i(iiiiiiiriirfi'iiiritiiTiin """""" """" i fl : r uuiiw,7 ? ? 111 "" az ; u Three Car Loads Direcft From Fadories to Astoria of America's Finest and Choicest Pianos Grands and Uprights fc - n t,:; -: , OS SOLD BS! 5 DTO j Greatest money saving piano sale ever held in the Pacific North-West. Every piano sold at this Great Sale means a saving to the buyer of from $l3(fto $238. v JUST THINK We are selling High Class pianos of established repu tation at 5160, $192, $217 and $243. For $318, $367 and $384 you can buy pianos that sell regularly the country, over at $550 to $650. TERMS--Are the easiest possible, what- we want is to place these pianos in homes where they wtfl advertise us and sell others 'at regular prices-$J0 per mo.-$8 per, or even $6-yes, any amount that best suits your- convenience-we won't haggle about terms. - ' . EVERY--Instrument absolutely warranted. Our iron clad guarantee is money back if not satisfied. Store Open Evening Until Ten O'clock Buy Your Piano NOW Save Money CURIO The Genuine Pianola Piano Cabinet Grands In Fad a Colledion of the ' v Cream of American Pianos at Fadlory Prices iwuuis iiri.u ?iiui niMi Quaint Story of Mirth! 8oult and! Louis Philippe. In the reign of Louis Philippe Victor Hugo was a frequent uml welcome guimt nt the Tullerlcs. Hero la one of III anecdote of the time aa told In Victor Hugo's memoir; "A few days ago the king laid to Marshal Hnult In the presence of oth ers. 'Miirahul, do you reniomber the lege of CudlJtr " 'Rather, sire, I should think so. 1 wore enough before that cursed Cadiz. I Invented the place and was forced to go n war n I had come.' " 'Marshal, while you were before It I was Inside It' " 'I know, sire " The eorles and the British cabinet offered me the command of tho Span Ish army,' " 'I remumber, aire.' Tit a nfTam tat al i-r n t.v ff lt.nl iv viivi r war B-uw vuoi i ucm mon" at Drury Lane a dissatisfied crlt-. A GOOD REASON. 1c when Mr. Vernon began the last air - rrnmrVV'10!0.'" pl. c You Why from mel V hlch way did they take . T c . her?" immediately sang In the exact, , x ' nine or uie air, to tbe astonishment of NEW TO-DAY the audience, "Why, toward Long Acre. toward Long Acre!" Vernon wna for a moment stunned; but recovering himself, he sang In re Joinder: "IIo, hoi Did they ao? Then, I'll overtake her! I'll soon overtake hen" and precipitately ran off amid the plaudits of the whole bouse. In "Snncbo Tansa," a comedy la three acta, by Dufrenl, the duke says at the beginning of the third act, "I be gin to get tired of Sancho." "So do I,", said a wag in the pit taking his hat and walking out This sealed the fate of tho ploce. When John Reeve was playing Bom bastes at Bristol upon being stabbed by Artlzommus be denied tbe fairness of tho thrust and. appealing to the pit All Things Modern. , j "The Modern," the beautiful ton- Doan's Kidney Pills cure the cause orial establishment of Arthur E of riisra. an,i tw u fi, Petersen, at 572 Commercial street in are always lasting. This this citv. i unntictinnah1v tti r.ol remedy r..nr v, mnmt strengthens and tones up the kidneys, jn this behalf, and the most criticJ helping them to drive out of the body finds nothing to criticize there, how- the liquid poisons that cause back- soever often he visits the place, ache, headache and distressing kidney John Fox, Pres. F. L. Bishop Sec. Astoria Savings Baa. Treaa. i nM iuyw, ricc-rres. ana supt r ASTORIA ikON WORKS Canning Machinery, Marine Engines and Boilers COMPLETE CANNERY OUTFITS FURNISHED. Correspondence Sohcited. . Foot of Fourth Street and urinary complaints. Astoria peo ple testify to permanent cures. Swedish Fancy Work. All t-!j. f j: t t. J Wm. Joyce, 412 Duane street As- mbroiderie, fof sale J made order. Central Drug Store. 9-4-6t tona, Ore., says: "At the time I be gan using Doan's Kidney Tills, I was enduring a great deal of suffering from my kidneys. The secretions from these organs were so profuse as to POST CARDS 150 new views of Oregon, Washington and California in the finest glazed card published; 2 for 5c; wholesale and re tail. ' toted long. Bear arms against Franco! u,(1- ' t fair, air, Is It?" A bald- give me a great deal of annoyance As . . . , ' w. .... . . iij . n yvoaiuto. uul " - f.vwMwu .w hit inuiiiy it is uoaaiu e. UUl I agnltrnt my country! I was greatly i tuo whole representation to bo serious porfiloxed. At this Juncture you asked ' nni1 ' wlom Reeve directed bis glance mo through a trustworthy person for a ! replied, "Iteally, sir, I cannot say, for secret Interview in a little house sltu-l 1 don't fence." ated on tho Cortadura. between the j narry Sullivan, the Irish tragedian, city and your camp. Do you romembor wls Paying In "Richard III." some the fact. M. Marshal 7 I years ugo nt Shrewsbury. When he " Terfoctly, sir. The day was fixed came,to the lino. "A horse! A horse! and the Interview arranged.' , M' kingdom for a horse!" some one In And I did not turn up? i 'he pit culled out, "wouldn't a donkey i milt you, Mr. Sullivan?" "Yes," re I )i)iided the trngtxllan. turning qulck ly ou the luternipterj "please conn- 'j "flint la uub ia mi. 'Tn .mil m,hm,V " 'I never knew.' " 'I will tell yoo. As I was prepar ing to meet you tbe commander of the English squadron, apprised of tbe mat ter I know not now, dropped upon me brusquely and warned me that I was about to fnll Into a trap; that. Cadli round to the stage door " rise in the t t.... J; 'TIT Ti ' a . '. . than when I went to bed and during . , ... V" . . : auaea to flaily Lome and icuumi L.UBLI1111. i r v ir t (imTiircrj i i M- i the dav felt weak and lancrnid Th ' . ..7. ; IOOK mem OVef. How Red Herrings Came. Tin llrst red herring was accidental ly iH'txluced lft England muny years (i.'M by h fliihorraan who, having a sur- belng Impregnable, they despaired of I'hw of fresh herring, hung them up In seizing me, but that at Cortadura I j a mnoky shed to dry and then forgot would be arrested by you; that the era- ; iill about tln.m. When be looked nt peror wished to make the Due l'Or-. lbtm some time after he found' that leans a second volume of the Due they hud changed In color. The king. d'Enghcln, and that you would have,t" whom the OHhes were presented, me shot Instantly. There, really,' add- , wuh so Interested that he gave perinis cd the king, with a smile, 'your hand to the fisherman to exhibit them on your conscience, were you going to' around the country as strange mon fhoot me?' j sters. . , "The marshal remained silent for a " moment, then replied: 'No, sire. I His Nervs Good, wanted to compromise you.' Tbe sub- Dissatisfied Committeeman You Ject of the conversation was changed. , umde a dismal failure In your effort to A few minutes later tho marshal took, please our audience. I shall not pay leave of the king, and the king, as he vour fee In full, watched him go, said, with a smile, to Egotistic Lecturer Oh, Indeed, you the person who had heard the conver- nmnt, sir! I assure you I worked much satlon: 'Compromise! , Compromise! lumler than I should have had to labor Today It Is called compromise.' In re- tt ltl1 less aifflcult audience. Besides, allty he would have shot me.'." GALLERY WIT. think how much rarer a sight I have ' l von 'you by falling than I should have given If I had succeeded! Ly ceumlte and Talent. 8ometlmas ths Acton Turn the TabUa on ths Interrupters. ' Some amusing Instances of the wit and humor of the gallery and pit patrons of tbe drama are printed In the 1 ungual) Illustrated Magazine. On one Not Unlikely. The following appeared recently In a schoolboy's essay: II 1 I .. ! . T-1 I i -v mug iime ko uugmuu was once a foreign country. England has much ..,ni i . a ,i .-. n't.--. ... iM a..i.i.. .3 ,i of the first nights of the opera of "Cy- i . " ""iauu , B"" W4 iua "v1" Ul u? , have to use our brains for fuel, and It -...n t . ..: o ... . kitchen and dtnina room service are of th : r . t : i t t ...milium itctnut iiiuic urcu ftuu wchk lrtnm. fA- i,:-., y it. Com stre.t. oooosite Pnor hiritHinar slightest exertion caused severe pains throug!i, my back and hips. I tried , , i.i . i i . ... The CommerclaL liniments and plasters but did not re-! . . ; re i . ' ' One the coziest and most popu ceive any relief until my attention .t . , ... , . , ,ar resorts in the city is the Commer- was drawn to Doans Kidney Pills. I cial. A new billiard room, a' pleasant decided to give therfi a trial and pro- sitting room and handsome , fixtures cured a box at Chas. Rogers & Son's all go to make an agreeable meetine drug store. They helped me so great-1 place for gentlemen, there to discuss" ly that I procured a further supply, the, topics of the day, play a game of ! used them and wa sentirely cured. 1 1 0,"iaros na enJy tnc hne refresh am now in unusually good health and6"!' "m? ?er5: . Th bstf of i . u . . ' m . . 1 Kodi r on,y handled, and this fact do not hate to attribute same to being so wcl,inowtlt , ,arge busins the use of Doan s kidney Pills. lis done at the Commercial, on Com- For sale by all dealers. Price SO mercial street, near Eleventh. cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United New Grocery Store. States. . ( Try our own mixture of coffee the j Remember the name Doan's and J- P. B. Fresh fruit and vegetables . take no other ' Badollet & Co., grocers. PhoneMai-'j . 1281. , The Palace Kestaurant An phase of hunger can be daintily gratified at any hour of the day ot j Hnll 00 PikVl VI rt 4- AH tin- --H.--,- hand. WhW'S BOOK STOR The New Pure Food and Drug Law We are pleased to announce that The Clean Man. Tk -. -!- 4If -. ... I I?-l-.,' TT ,4 L. "v "S' " l"M ..u or -"8". cleanliness, and enjoys his shave, I coins ana mng irouDies is not a ttect-1 shampoo, haircut, and bath, in As ed by the National Pure Food and toria, always 1 goes to the Occident Drug law as it contains no opiates or 'barber shop for these things and Mi The Saturday Seaside Special The Sunday Portland Special Via the A. & C. R. R. Co. will be continuedfuntil Sept 12 and 13. Train No. 24, Leaving Portland at 5:30 p m will continue to rim through to Seaside until Sept. 30th. . Q. B. J0HN50N, GenM Agent 12th St, near Commercial St ASTORIA, OREGON. other harmful drugs, and we recom mend it as a safe remedy for children and adults. T. F. Laurin, Owl Drug Store. . gets them at their best. GOOD WOOD. If you want a good load of fir wood or box wood ring up KELLY the WOOD DEALER, The man who keeps the PRICES DOWN. Health kidneys filter the impurities from the blood, and unless they do fVi I e rrfnA noalfl. la ltv Arte e tK1 T?1 tr'a Cur. s.d . W.w , , SfcZp: and will positively cure all forms of i , kidney and bladder disease. It I The vcrv best board t0 be obtaincc strengthens the whole system. T. F. j the city i3 at "The Occident Laurin, Owl Drug Store. , Hotel." Rates very reasonable. THE TRENTON : First-Class Liquors andGCigars . B2 Commercial Street Corner Commercial and 14th. . ASTORIA, OREGON will be 8carce."Londoa Plck-Me-Up.