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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (July 18, 1908)
SATURDAY, JULY 18, 1008. THE MORNING ASTOMAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. r By BENJAMIN NICHOLSON. Copyrliililnil, Itw. by AnwiolateJ Literary lrM. "Don't tell tun you can't make him propone I" snorted Mr. l'oole, turning a fowling face on one of his daughters, who win primping before a mirror. "You don't ku ut It right. Out film In a corner and then look at blm Just a fiiucli as to ssy, 'What or your Inlen loner ' "Hut bow art you going to get him In a corner?" "There are hundred of way. Aak Slim what ho built his new houso for stud keep on asking quotations about It tilt you get Li I in In a place be can't Kjulrin out of. 1 know men are dull ml mighty provoking at time, but you've got to bo patient and help tbem long." ' "ttlnre you think It la so terribly eaay ito corner him I'll Just give yon a rhanco to do It," snapped Mum Leah. "I aee blm coming through the gate now. I'm going to run upxtalra. Tell Im I haven't finished dressing." hi a.. . j r 4 . i - uowuy, Air. ivingr inmo rigiu in, !Tko off your vereont, draw n clmlr hip to the fire ami make yourself coin jfortahle, I-nli will bo down shortly. (Khu's not quite through fritting her ilialr. Jtlgbt cold today, In n't it? IIow'n tho folks?" ' "About iia well a common. Ilow're O'ou all?" "We're all ablo to be up and stirring erouiul. Ma's complaining, as uaunl, tint not much the matter with her, 1 :gtuH. I ace you got the last coat of ipntut on your new bouse. Must have Iwen pretty cold up on tho top of that jliuMor, waaii't It? Says I to Leah the jollier day when I gut home, 'If Mr. 'King doesn't catch bla death of cold it'll bo a wonder to mef " "Would you Mleve It? 8he got that Iadly scared about you that she bad tier ma nuike up a batch of her cele brated cold cure and then asked me wn.ii loo citi ni to hi oh ht imf to Ulie It over to you. But I told her that most folks had tbelr own cold curt and wouldn't think of taking any body else's." "But I didn't get cold." "Leah will be mighty glad to hear that 'Pa,' says she the very last thing got a cold holler up and tell me, be cause I'm so worried about blm.' " iiui i uiun v get a com. "That's too bad er I mean, ot course, It's too bad that I went and scared Leah so. But we were talking about your new house. What waa your terrible ruah to get that last coat cf paint on? Something unusual go ing to happen?" "Not that I know of. I just wanted to get through. And now at last I'm beginning to feel as if 1 were ready to live." "Don't you need something besides a (house? Bee If you can't think of some thing you're still short of." "I can't say that I can." "Something that stays In the house." "Well, I got my ma to make out a Hat ot the things she thought I'd need, and I turned It over to Burckey and had him fill It out" "Maybe the thing I have In mind Is not to be bad at Burckey's." "I must say If It can't be bought at Burckey's It must be something un usual. But don't tell me what It 1b. I'm a terrible fellow for guessing rid dles and solving puzzles and such like. I never heard tell of a riddle that I couldn't guess." "Well, a lot of men have got gray trying to solve this one. But dive in; nmybe you can. I don't want to dis courage you." I "Is It found In most houses?" , "No, not all. N01d bachelors seem to Ihlnk that tlyjy cnn.go.t a.ong. without TH C. F. WISE. Prop. Choice Wines, Liquors Merchants Lunch Frsm and Cigara 11:30 a. m. to 1:30 s m. , , Hot Lunch at All Houra. aj Cents Corner Eleventh and CommerclaL v ' ASTORIA, . . OREGON them. Whenever" lhe'd ha 1t ono around It's an ugly old thing. I al most said secondhand, but caught my self Just In time." "I reckon you have one?" "Oh, yes, four. I got 0114 before I started housekeeping." "Now, that's Interesting! Which room do you keep It in?" "For twenty years I tried to keep It In the kitchen, but as I didn't seem to make any headway I gave up trying. I'm just as liable to find mine la the parlor as anywhere else." "Is It a bootjack? I don't think Uurckey keeps bootjacks." "Well, If a bootjack Is supposed to rauke life easier for man, then It's like ont In that respect, but It's not bootjack nor a cook stove, though It to supposed to stand around a stove good deal and is like one In that It gets pretty warm at times." "I, reckon It couldn't be a coffeepot, for Burckey keeps them, I believe you said It made life easier for a man?" "No, I didn't I said It wos sup. posed to. But jNe thing I said that was most to the point was that I got ono before I started housekeeping and that now I've got four. Do you know, I've been expecting for some time that you were going to ask me If I wouldn't give you one so that you could begin housekeeping right." "That's another good point It's something that you'd give away, so 1 rockon It can't be worth so very much. I'll gtiess It yetl Now, you see if I on't!" "Just to encourage you a little, I don't mind saying that, while I wouldn't sell It for any money, I'll give It to you just as soon as ever you ask me for It" "Is it a stove lifter?" Mr. Poole punned a good sized hand ful of whlxkers Into bis mouth and be gan to chew them angrily. "Now, let me put all these points to gether," said Mr. King. "It's some thing that can't be bought at Burck ey's, yet It's found In most every bouse. It's supposed to make life easier for a man and is like a boot jack In this respect You tried for twenty years to keep yours In the kitchen, but couldn't do it, though It does stand sround tbe stove a beap. Ifs something you won't sell, yet you'll give it to me just as quick as ever 1 ask you for It, and you've been think ing I was going to ask you for It. Now, If that's not a corker I'm no judge of riddles!" 'And you don't know what It la?" growled Mr. Poole. 'Give me another minute or two. I've got Hi It's a coal scuttle!" "Not by a darned sight! A wife, you blankety blank fool!" "Oh, oh. and you'll give me Miss Leah? Will you, Mr. Poole? Will you give her to me for my wife? ITS ALWAYS BAD. The Best of Backs Are Bad When They Ache, and Astoria People Know It A bad back is always bad. Bad at night when bedtime comes, Just as bad in the morning. Ever try Doan's Kidney Pills for it? Know they cure backache cure every kidney ill? William McLarty, living at 16th and Washington streets, Oregon City, Ore., says: "I had persistent back ache and pain through the loins that seemed to never let up. At night I could not find a comfortable position or get any restful sleep on account of the continual aching and as a result, I lost energy. I learned of Doan's Kidney Pills curing others of similar troubles and I procured a box. By the time I had used half of one box, there was so much improvement that it seemed almost unnecessary to take any more, but I finished the box to make sure of a permanent cure." For sale by all dealers. Price50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co,, Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. . When tTie doctor Is esfted he asksi "How axe the bowels!" They are gen erally wrong. His visit might have been saved by a timely dose of Lane's Family MedM'.e. Would you give twenty-five cents to stop your cough t Then get a bottle of Kemp's Balsam nd you will havo enough for the whole family. It costi drupglsts 25c. Lane's Family Medicine is a tonic laxative. It does not depress or weak en, but imparts a feeling of buoyancy and strength that Is delightful. At all druggglsU 26o. E GEM The Daily Market Report POttTLAVn Till 17 IfalihiiC ----- mm- ' I " -- - dropped to 5 cent a pound in the local 'filth market today. Other fish frier, wen, unrhnn.f.d Salmon U ! plentiful, espccialy stcclheads, 0f c; peanuts, 68c; chestnuts, Ital (which the present run in the Co.um- SKS SpT oia river is neavy. aenr.mp is very. scarce and there are few crabs now in the market. The latter sell at $1.50 to $1.75 a dozen. Frozen lobsters are available at 2U cents a pound. , Supplies were of good size in all. fruit lines today, especially in cher ries, peaches and loganberries, and there were no important changes from the prices that prevailed yesterday.) Cantaloupes and watermelon's were ...I... 'a .t.. ! ., .. , . - There were no changes in the egg market, candled stock moving at4 24 to 25 cents. Flour. Grain and Feed. Wheat Track prices: Club, 85c red Russian, 83c; bluesteam, 87c; Val- ley 85c. I Barley-Feed, $24.50; rolled, $25.50 26.50; brewing, $26. Oats-No. 1 white, $26.50; gray, $26.00. Flour Patents, $4,85; straights, $405 (34.55; exports, $3.70; Valley $4.45; 14 sack graham, $4.40; whole wheat, $4.65; rye, $5.50. ' Millstuflfs Bran, $26.00; middlings, $30,50; shorts, country, $28.50; shorts, city, $28; chop, $27.50. Hay Timothy: Willamette Valley, fancy, $15.00; do, ordinary, $12; Eastern Oregon, $17.50; mixed, $15; alfalfa. $12. Butter, Eggs and Poultry. Butter Extras, 25c; fancy, 24c; choice, 20c; store, 16c Cheese Full cream twins, 14c; full cream triplets, 14c; Young America, 15c; cream brick, 20c; Swiss block, 18c; Limburger, 20c. Poultry Mixed chickens, 12113c; fancy hens, 13Jc; roosters, old, 9(&10; friers ,20c; broilers, 1819c; dressed, lc per pound higher; ducks, 1214c; geese, old, 89c; turkeys, alive,! 18c; do, dressed, 1920c. Egg Candled, 2425c. Fruita and Vegetables. x Potatoes Select old Orcgons, 60 65c per 100; new Oregon, $1.25 $1.40; new California, $1.30 per 100. Freh Fruits Oranges, $3.25(24.00; lemons, $3.50(34.75 : strawberries, 75c(a$125 per crate; respberries, $1 1.25 per crate; cherries, 47c pound; apircots, $1.25&1.75 per crateffi goose berries, 5c tt; peaches, 6090c crate;' plums, 5075c crate; watermelons, 2c pound; loganberries, 75c(g$1.00 crate. Vegetables Turnips, $1.25 sack; beets, $1.75; parsnips, $1.25; cabbage, $1.502.00; cauliflower, $2.50, crate; head lettuce, 2025c; cucumbers, $1.25 fc f. rA,rv R5 rnt? nrtirVinlfe . 7. hMn 8c; eggplant, 20c pound; . tomatoes, $1.25(31.75 crate; cantaloupe, $22.25 per crate. Onions Bermudas, 21c lb; Califor nia red, $1.40(31.50; garlic, 12(a)l5c Apples Select, $3.00 box; fancy, $2.00; choice, $2.00; California new, $125. Meats and Provisions. Dressed Meats Hogs, fey., 718c; ordinary, 61c, large 6c; veal, extra 8c, ordinary 67c, heavy 5c; mutton, fncy, 89c Lard Kettle leaf 10s, 131c; do 5s, 132c; do 50-lb. tins, 13ic; steam ren dered 10s, 121c; do 5s, 121c; com pound 10s, 91c. Hams-10-12 lbs., 161c; 14-16 lbs., 16c; 18-20 lbs., 16c. Bacon Breakfast, 1623c; pic nics, He; cottage roll, 12c; regular short clears, smoked, 121c; do un smoked, llic; Un. B., 10O13c lb.; smoked, 1013c; unsmoked, 12c; clear bellies, unsmoked, 131c; smok ed, 14c; shoulders, 12c. JOBBERS' QUOTATIONS. Sugar, Coffee, Etc D. G., $6.25; beef, $6.05; Golden C, $5.65; extra C, 5.75; powdered, $6.35; fruit or berry sugar, $625; boxes, 55c. Sugar (sack oasis) D. G., $6.25; cwt. advance over sack basis less ic if paid for ia 15 days). Coffee Mocha, 2428c; Java, fancy, 2528c; Java, good, 2024c; Java, ordinary, 1720c; Costa Rica, fancy, 1820c; Costa Rica, good, 16 18c; Arbuckle, $16.50 cwt.; Lion, $15.75 cwt.; Colombia coffee, 14c lb.; Salvador, lll141c. Rice Imperial Japan, No. 1 . $6.35; Southern Japan, $5.75(6.00; broken, 41c; head, fancy, $77.75. Salt-Bales of 75-2s, bale, $2.25; bales of 60-3s, bale, $2.25; bales of 40-4s, bale, $2.25; bales of 15-10s, bale, $2.25; bags, 50s, Ine, ton, $15; bags, 50c; genuine Liverpool ton, $17; bags, 50s, 1-ground, $13.50; 100s, ton, $13; R. S. V., 20 5-tb cartons, $2.25; R. S. V. P., 3-tt cartons, $175; Liverpool, lump, per ton, $20. Raisins Loose muscatels, 3-cjjOwn, 6 cents; 4-crown, 7!8c; bleached, seedless Sultanas, 91cl2c; un bleached seedless Sultanas, 61 cents; London layers, 3-crown, whole boxes of 20 1 ounrtY 2m- l.crnwn 1 7 - - ' -f T -r " I f T " tf Iff m s-- m t ' un-wainuts, I3'&ic pound; filberts, 16'j Brazils,' 16c; pecans, 14 $20c: hickory, lOc; Virginia peanuts, Dried Fruits-Applies, 81c per lt; peachei( mi2c. pearl( njHc; Italian prunes, 56c; aWornia figs, white, in sacks, 71c per pound; black, 67c; bricks, 75cGs2.23 per box; Smyrna, 16tfjl7ic per pound; dates, Persian, 6(g7c pound Hops, Wool, Hides, Etc. Hops 1907 crop, S 61c pound. Wool alley, 1414Jc lb; coarse, 1213c; Eastern Oregon, 816c, at L t0 shrinkage. Mohair Choice, I8l9c pound. Cascara Sagrada (chittitm bark) 3i(34ic per pound. Oregon Graperoot Per 100 pounds $35. Hides Dry hides, No. 1, 14c lt; dry kip, No. 1, 13c lb; dry salted, one third less; dry calf, 15c it; salted steers, 7&8C lb; salted cows, 6c lb; stags and bulls, 4c tb; kip, 6c lb; calf, 10(1 lc lb; green stock, lc less; sheepskins; shearlings, 1025c; short wool, 30( 40c; medium and long wool, according to quality, 5090c; dry horses, 50c(&$1.50; dry colt, 25c; gon, 80c(5$l; goat, common, 10 20c. Oysters, Clams and Fish. Oysters Shoalwater Bay, per gal lon, $2.25; per sack, $4.50; Toke Point, $1.60 per 100; Olympias (120 lbs.), $6; Olympias, per gallon, $2.25. Fish Halibut, 5c lb; black cod, 8c; black bass, 20c; striped bass, 18c; herring, Sic; flounders, 6c; catfish, He; shrimp, 121c; perch, 7c; sturgeon, 12c; sea trout, 15c; torn cod, 10c; sal mon, fresh, 8S9c; smelt, "7c; shad, 3i4c. Canned Salmon Columbia River, 1 pound tails, $2.10; 2-lb. tails, $3.00; fancy, Mb. flats, $2.25; Mb. flats, $1.40; fancy, 1-Ib. ovals, $2.75; Alaska talis, pink, 95c; red, $1.40; nominal, 2s, tails, $2.10. Clams Little neck, per box, $2.50; razor clams, $2 per box. Oils, Lead, Etc Benzine V. M. and P. and Union Naphtha, cases, 191c; iron barre's, 121c. Coal Oil Union and pearl and as tral oil, cases, 18c per gallon; water white, iron barrels, 101c; eocene and extra star, cases, 21c; headlight oil, cases, 191c ;iron barrels, 121c; elaine, cases, 28c - Lead Strictly pure white lead, in ton lots, 71c; 500-lb. lots, 8c less; less than 500c lbs., 81c; red lead and lith arge, lc higher than white. Linseed Oil Raw, 5-barrel lots, 50c; 1-barrel lots, 51c; in case, 57c; boiled, 5-barrel lots, 52c; 1-barrel lots, 53c; in cases, 59c. Gasoline Union and Red Crown, bbls., 151c; cases, 22k. Motor, bbls., 1 DDIS., i We; cases, .221c 86 degrees, bbls. 30c; cases, 371c. Engine Distillate, bbls., 9c: cases, 16c TJbfeartine In cases, 63c; in wood barrels, 011c; in iron barrels, 59ic; in 10-case lots, 62c. It Can't Be Beat The best of all teachers is exper ience. C. M. Harden, of Silver City, North Carina, says: "I find Elec tric Bitters does all that's claimed for it. For stomach, Liver and Kidney troubles it can't be beat. I have tried it and find it a most excellent medi cine." Mr. .Harden is right; it's the best of all medicines also for weak ness, lame back, and all run-down conditions. Best too for chills and malaria. Sold under guarantee at Charles Rogers & Son's drug store. 50c. Just Exactly Right "I have used Dr. King's New Life Pills for several years, and find them just exactly right," ays Mr. A. A. Fel ton, of Harrisville. N. Y. New Life Pills relieve without the least discom fort. Best remedy for constipation, biliousness and malaria. 25c at Chas. Ragers & Son's drug store. Subscribe to the Morning Astoria, A few doses of this remedy will in variably cure an ordinary attack of diarrhoea. It can always be depended v,pon, even In the more severe attacks of cramp colic and cholera morbus. It is equally successful for summer diarrhoea aud cholera infantum in children, and ia the means of saving the lives of many children each year. When reduced with water and sweetened it is pleasant to take. Every man of a family should keep this remedy in his home. Buy it now. Price, 25c. Large Sizk, 00c. A SUMIBE WEI Unfermented Grape Juice absolutely non-alcoholic Concord 5oc quart Catawba ,6oc quart AMERICAN IMPORTING CO. 589 Commercial Street Fisher Brothers Company SOLSAGENTl Barbour and Finla son Salmon Twins and Netting McCormick Harvesting Machines Oliver Chilled Ploughs Malthoid Roofing Sharpies Cream Separators Raecolith Flooring Stoicett's Tools Hardware, Groceries, Ship Chandlery Tan Bark, Blue Stone, Muriatic Add, Welch CoaL Tar, Ash Qars, Oak Lumber, Pipe and Fittings, Brass Goods, Paints, Oils tad Glass Fiahben'a Para Manilla Rope, Cotton Twin and 8Im Wsb We Wont Your Trade FISHER BROS. BOND STREET ShermanlTranster Co. HENRY SHERMAN, Managw. Hacks, Carriages Baggage Checked and Transferred Trucks tad Fanitart Wagons Pianos Moved, Boxed and Shipped. 413 Commercial Street. . . Msia Pheasj 121 STEEL & EWART Electrical Contractors mmm-m-mmmmmWmWmmmmmm-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWmmmm Phone Main 3881 .... 426 BondJStreet SCOW-' BAT BRASS & IRON ASTORIA, m AND BRASS FOUNDERS Up-to-Date Sawmill Machinery. ISth and Franklin Ave. John Fox, Pres. P. L. Bishop, Sec Astoria Savings Bank, Trees. Nelson Trover, Vice-Pres. and Supt ASTORIA IRON WORKS DESIGNERS AND MANUFACTURERS OF THE LATEST IMPROVED . . . Canning Machinery, Marine Engines and Boilers COMPLETE CANNERY OUTFITS FURNISHED. Correspondence Solicited. - . Foot of Fonrth Street WtHWWWtt It M THE TRENTON I : First-Class Liquors andOCigars Corner Commercial and 14th. 1 1 1 1 1 1 Astoria & Columbia River R. R. Co. HAS ON SALE DAILY ROUND TRIP TICKETS FROM ALL CLATSOP BEACH POINTS (GLENWOQD TO HOLLADAY INC.), TO ALL SOUTH BEACH POINTS REACHED VIA THE ILWACO RAILROAD COMPANY AT RATE OF $1.75. . LIMIT 30 DAYS FROM DATE OF SALE. CONTINUOUS PASSAGE ON GOING TRIP. STOP-OVERS ALLOWED WITHIN LIMIT ON RETURN JOURNEY. - G. B. JOHNSON, General Agent ins OREGON LAND AND JARINL ENGINEERS Prompt attention given l ill repak sf vk. TsJ Itaia2441 WtH44MI 1 1 MM ! 602 Commercii) Street . ASTORIA, OREGON m met iinaatiMHiinit