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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (March 24, 1908)
TUESDAY, MARCH 24, 1901 7:30 Tonight First PerfoimancC Will Be Given At The Bijou Dream 684 COMMERCIAL STREET BETWEEN FIFTEENTH SIXTEENTH Moving Pictures and Illustrated Songs PERFORMANCES LASTING ONE HOUR. FUN AND AMUSEMENT FOR ALL Admission 10c Children 5c PROGRAM CHANGES MONDAY WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY TEETH moat Plate. -4. ?f aw The Old Reliable CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS Cor. Commercial and Eleventh Sts. ASTORIA, ORE. : Phone 3901 Headquarters PORTLAND, ORE. Are equipped to do all Idnda of Dental work at very lowest prices. Nervous people and those anlicted whh heart weakness may have no fear of the dental chair. 22 K. crown U Bridge work, per tooth SJO Gold fillings .. ... S1JM Bp Sflver fillings. ........ .50c to $liW Best robber plate ..$800 Ainminum-line plate 510 to $15.00 These offices are modern through out We are able to do all work absolutely painless. Our success is due to uniform high grade work by gentlemanly operators having 10 to 15 years- experience. Vegetable Vapor, patented and used only by us for painless extraction of teeth, 50c A binding guarantee given with aU work for 10 years. Exami nation and consultation FREE. Lady in attendance. Eighteen of fices in the United States. Cor. Commercial and Eleventh Sts, over Danziger store. More than two-thirds of your life you wear shoes. Did you ever think of that? The Dr. A1 Rccd Cushion Shoe Was built to give your feet comfort two-thirds of your life; the rest you sleep. The W. L Douglas Shop. Hai world-wide reputation. Wear one and be up to aate. S. ATGIMRE 543 BOND STREET. Opposite Fisher Bros. Best kinds of logging shoes, ban. made, always on hand. ASTORIA DANCING SCHOOL Exchange street, opposite Skating Rink. Open every dav and evening. Pupils can enter any grade from beginning to advanced classes. Our weekly social dance, every Wednes day evening, has become very popu lar. Admission, gentlemen, SOcj ladies free. . ELKS' MINSTRELS. -rjrri THE MORNING ASTOIUAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS The "BiR Thing", is now fairly launched. There'll be something do ing in Etkdom, March ,30 and 31 at the-Astotja Theatre. Peace and har mony now. prevail among the actors and all jealousy has been obliterated. "Jimmie- Johnson, the "coloratura soprano" of the company has been promised a Inaid and a cab to and from the theatre and "Will" Schimpff, the "Primma Donna" has been paci fied with the promise of his name in big type on the program and a big cheval glass in the dressing room and "Bill" Gratke, the dramatic soprano of the troupe, will be given a pint of Dutch champagne before each per formance and he has been assured that the spot light will play on his handsome face and graceful form. It has taken quite a lot of diplomacy to satisfy all these stars and the man agement has not overcome all diffi culties yet, as "Charlie" Abercrorabie, the charming soubrette, and "Gus" Ziegler, the heavy contralto, are show ing evidences of dissatisfaction at the attentions given the others, but it is thought that a milk bath or two and a bouquet handed over the footlights will make them happy. The line-up of the "gang" is nearly completed and the outlook is fine. Seriously speak ing, no entertainment affords so much innocent, unadulterated enjoyment and appeals to so many people as a home talent minstrel show, if at all worthy and the Elks are preparing to give one that will make all former efforts look like thirty cents. Predictions are freely made that this entertainment will be the greatest artistic, social and financial triumph of the season. CLYDE FULTON, Who WiU "Shine" as Interlocutor of the Elks' Minstrels. The above photograph is a correct representation of Clyde Fulton, who has been secured as interlocutor for the "Big Show." This is sufficient evidence that that important role will be filled with "eclat" (whatever that means), and this gentleman will leave nothing to be desired. This picture was taken while Clyde was practicing and shows him in his most effective oose. Everything will be ready for him, when the says "Gentlemen, be seated." THE NEW CACTUS. Botanical authorities are discuss ing, with lively difference in opinion, the actual utilitarian importance of Luther Burbank's recent production of a spineless cactus. So writes E. S. Merriam in the Technical World Magazine for April. One California physician, Dr. Landone, of Los Angeles, is reported as having tried the experiment of living and working two weeks on a diet consisting almost exclusively of the new plant. He felt well, gained half a pound in weight, and celebrated the end of the experi mental fortnight by giving a cactus dinner to a party of brother physici ans. The soup was of cactus and celery, followed by an omelet of cac tus and green pepers. Fried cactus came next, then a salad of lettuce with cactus fruit, sherbet of cactus fruit, and a drink made of cactus juice completed the remarkable menu. All this is suggestive as to what may be done in a cactus growing re gion when ordinary supplies run low. The main interest of the situation lies, however, more in its relation to the food of four-footed folks. Some agricultural authorities see . in this new possibility of producing a cactus minus armor the promise of an addi tional forage crop to fill the present painful lack in desert regions. Others believe that the cactus, once disarmed, so to speak, would, inthose regions where it is most needed, be promptly destroyed by hungry animals, and the result would be its entire disappear ance. It is an interesting question, but it probably cannot be settled by acedemic discussion. Practical ex periment alone can demonstrate whether the magician of Santa Rosa has actually increased the world's fod resources or only "done a stunt" in fancy horticulture. DAYS OF DIZZINESS. Come to Hundreds of Astoria People. """" There are days of dizziness; Spells of headache, sideache, back ache; . Sometimes rheumatic pains; Often urinary disorders. AH tell you plainly the kidneys are sick. Doan's Kidney Pills cure all kidney ills. Here is proof in Astoria. Mrs. E. Haggblom, corner Ninth and Harrison streets, Astoria, Ore gon, Says; "For 10 years I suffered acutely from kidney trouble which gradually grew more severe until I was on the verge of physical break down. I was losing flesh rapidly. My back was so weak and painful and I suffered from such severe dizzy spell that I could hardly get around. At last I was forced to take to my bed and remained there for a long time. My kidneys were irregular in action and the secretions so profuse as to cause me a great deal of suffering. At last I decided to try a good kid ney remedy. I procured a box of Doan's -Kidney Pills and the results that followed their use were most satisfactory. I continued using them and it was not long before I was completely cured. I have used Doan s Kidney Pills on some occasions since, to keep my kidneys in good order and can conscientiously say I have not had any recurrence of the trouble Doan's Kidney Pills cured me For sale by all dealers. Price, 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States, Remember the name Doan's and take no other. Best Healer in the World. Rev. F. Starbird, of East Raymond, Maine, says: "I have used Bucklen's Arnica Salve for several years, on my old army wound, and other obsti nate sores, and find it the best healer in the world. I use it too with great success in my veterinary business." Price 25c at Chas. Rogers & Son's drug store. 4 C C C C It is better to cure the little cough than to Uka chance of consumption. The best cough cure is Kemp's Balsam. Druggists sell it at 25 cents and 50 eents a bottle. IT SAVED MY LIFE WRITES ECZEMA PATIENT. Bed-ridden Sufferer Completely Cured by Use of D. D. D. External Wash. One of the most remarkable Eczema cures recently credited to the well known D. D. D. Prescription has just been recorded in Chicago. Mrs. E. Hegg, 1SS0 West Madison street, under date of December 9, 1907, writes as follows: "I suffered three years with Weep ing Eczema. It started with a little spot on my knees and spread fast over my whole body. I spent hun dreds of dollars and went to every good doctor I heard of, but kept get ting worse. Nothing would stop the awful itch and burning. "I had to stay in bed from the middle of May to the middle of July. Then I tried D. D. D. Prescription. This is the 9th of December and I am entirely free from the terrible disease. D. D. D. saved my life. "When I began this treatment, peo ple were afraid of me I looked so terrible. My husband was the only one who would take care of me. D. D. D. stopped the itch at once so I could sleep, which I had not done before. Then I began to get better fast and now my skin is clear and white, not a spot anywhere." Just a few drops of D. D. D. Pre scription applied to the skin brings relief nothing to swallow or drink. We vouch for D. D. D. Prescription, also the cleansing D. D. Soap, Chas. Rogers & Son, druggists. Get a bottle today if you have any skin disease. Begin your cure at once. 4 C C C C II ill ft Individually Molded desserts are now considered the proper thing. The moulds are hard to get outside the large cities, but users of JELL-O, The Dainty Dessert, can get them ibsolutely free. Circular in each package explaining and illustrating the different patterns. JELL-O is sold by all good grocers at 10c. per package. Do not accept a substitute or you will be disappointed. FOR SALE. HOUSE MOVERS. FOR SALE-TWO LOTS, 75x150 feet; in Chinook; will sell for $1500; a bargain. Address Chas. Eklund, Chinook. 3-15-2. FOR SALE FURNITURE OF A 5-room house; all ready to move into; low rent; centrally located. WESTERN REALTY CO., 172 Tenth St FOR SALE THE STOCK AND fixtures of a general store located a few miles from Astoria; very clean stock, and will invoice about $7000. Particulars at WESTERN REALTY CO. ONE HUNDRED-ROOM HOTEL for sale; doing a splendid business; good opportunity for a first-class hotel man. WESTERN REALTY CO. FOR SALE-ONE-QUARTER OR one-half interest In a summer re sort hotel doing a fine business; over 100 rooms and always engaged 'way ahead. WESTERN REALTY CO. FOR SALE THE FURNITURE of a large lodging house; rooms always full; low rent WESTERN REALTY CO. FOR RUfT. FOR RENT 2 UNFURNISHED office rooms, near court house. In quire 386 Commercial street, up stairs. 2-7-tf. FOR RENT OR FOR SALE-NINE room house, cor. Jerome and 17th streets. Apply to Capt Ferchen, 330 17th street 2-2tf. FOR RENT-THREE OR FOUR nicely furnished housekeeping rooms. 307 Ninth street. FOR RENT FURNISHED FLAT; 3 rooms; ground floor; $15 per month. 116 Eighth street. LOST. LOST-FOX TERRIER; ROUGH coat, four black spots, black head; answers to the name "Patsy." Return to A. R. Carruthers, 638 Exchange street. Reward. 3-2l-3t, FOUND. FOUND SET OF TEETH. FIND- . er can have same by proving prop erty and paying for this ad. 3-24-3t. PROFESSIONAL CARPy ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW CHARLES H. ABERCROMBIE Attorney-at-Law City Attorney Offices : City Hall JOHN C. McCUE Attorney-at-Law Deputy District Attorney. Page Building Sn'.ie 4 HOWARD M. BROWNELL Attorney-at-Law Office with Mr. J. A. Eakin, at 420 Commercal St., Astoria. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. RESTAURANTS. TOKIO RESTAURANT? 351 Bond Street. Opposite Ross, Higgins & Co. Coffee with Pie or Cake 10 Cts. FIRST-CLASS MEALS Regular Meals 15 Cts. and Up. U. S. RESTAURANT. 434 Bond Street. Coffee with Pie or Cake, 10 Cts. First-Class Meals, 15 Cts. DENTISTS DR. VAUGHAN Dentist Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon DR. W. C. LOGAN Dentist Commercial St. Shanahan Bldg. LAUNDRIES. Those Pleated Bosom Shirts The kind known by dressy men in the summer, are difficult articles to launder nicely. Unless you know just how to do it, the front pleats won't iron down smooth, and the shirt front will look mussy. Our New Press Ironer irons them without rolling or stretching. Try it. TROY LAUNDRY, Tenth and Duane. Phone Main 1991 FREDR1CKSON BROS. Ws make a soeclalty of house moving, car penters, contractors, general jobbing; prompt attention to all orders. Cor ner Tenth and Duane streets. OSTEOPATHS. DR. RHODA C HICKS Osteopath Office Mansell Bldg. Phone Black 2061 573 Commercial St., Astoria, Ore, MASSAOINO. Massaging IN ALL ITS BRANCHES; WARM baths if necessary; thorough com petency is assured. MRS. M. HEYNO, 87 W, Bond Street, Astoria. FURNITURE. Hildebrand & Gor HOUSE-CLEANINQ TIME. We sell Liquid Veneer, Jap-a-Lac, Linoleum Varnish, the three greatest furniture and floor renovators known. Go-cart rubber tires renewed. Cur tain stretchers sold or rented. hotel! HOTEL OXFORD Sixth and Oak Strs., Portland, Ore. A strictly modern hotel in center of business district; suites with or without private baths, running hot and cold water in every room; plenty of free baths. Rates $1.00, $1.50 and $200. VICTOR BRANDT, Prop. HOTEL PORTLAND Finest Hotel in the Northwest PORTLAND, ORE. European Plan Only. H. C BOWERS, Manager. UITOMTAKRl. J. A, CJILIIAITOII it CO., Undertakers ami Kmlmliucrs. 12iperli'Ml Lady Assistant . wneiiiiwirwi. m I JfcsWf v,t"Mi f M Calls Promptly Attende. Day or Night. Tattoii Itttir. 12th ami Duane 8U AHTOKIA. OKE.UON Phone Main a 111 BOAT BUILDER. T, L. Drlscoll; BOATBUILDING AND REPAIR INO A SPECIALTY. 22nd and Exchange Stmt TRANSPORTATION. PASSENOERS FREIGHT CABINET MAKERS. New Upholstering Shop First-class work guaranteed. Up holstering and cabinet work nicely and neatly done. Furniture of all kinds repaired. Prices right 164 8th St, bet. Coml. and Duane Sts. J. II. BOWLSBY. Steamer Lurline Night Boat for Portland ind Way Landings. Leaves Astoria dally except Sunday at 7 p. m. Leaves Portland Dally except Sunday at 7 a. m. Quirk Service Excellent Meals Good Berths i Landing Astoria Flavel Wharf. Landing Portland Foot Taylor St O. B. BLESSINO, Agent ' I Phone Main 2761. FISH MARKET. Seattle Het 77. Ninth St., near Bond Fresh and Salted Fish. Game and Poultry, Groceries, Produce and Fruit Imported and Domestic Goods. P. Bakotitch & Feo, Proprs. Phone Red 2183 TRANSPORTATION. CANADIAN PACIFIC ,Tf IMPRESS" Lino of trio AtlSntlo 1 J-B.S3 l n AM fUUK UAYS AT SKA I During the summer season, the I Empresses sail from Quebec to Liver pool; fast and luxurious. Nine hun dred miles in sheltered waters of the St Lawrence River and Gulf. Short ocean trip. Use this route and avoid sea sickness. Summer sailing lists and rates no ready. t- Apply to any Ticket Agent, or James Finlayson, Agent, Astoria, Or. WINES AND LIQUORS. Eagle Concert Hall (320 Astor Street) Rooms for rent by the day, week, or month. Best rates in town. P. A. PETERSON, Prop. PLUMBERS. 0 SPICES, a CQFFEE.TEA, dm n no POWDER, FU7cn:;;GEXTr?.CTS Abofuftfaffy, flrvtst Flavor, QrrfitShrtnh,lma(kfTkc9J CL055ET8DEVXR5 PORTLAND, OJIEGOM. PLUMBER ;mca., Heating Contractor, Tinner fS "sTwf Sheet Iron Worker iQA M C" GEE P ALL WORK GUARANTEED TX 9 THE GREAT 425 Bond Street fzl ' CHraiSB TOI t Wbo kB0WB TEA fc'Sthronghont the United . I, -wSmfrii account of New York is too far - lIM"1 wwdaiiu nm from Japan; San Fran cisco is nearer. ! font ro.:r return! roar mar U sws leal 1 Dm Schilling'! Bit; we par bits. MEN AND WOMEN, Cm Blf for unnatural diaeuarnoi.lnfltnimktioni, Irritation! or ulceration, jt mil con! niembranai, - PitltilnM. and not aMrin. fSJHElV"SU"lMi.wi, gant or poinoDoun, "'I I 1 I LlU RES" r la II I . aaaranu.1 Bat t ttriottr,, Pi..!. I'oautfUa. OlUCmMTI.I.f ! ! ol. ) Dracslal, k V. 1. 1. Ji a 8 rant in Dlnln wrnnotti. I Oil, 'T i II0TIIISZ.7 UrouifMHoK rauMu tees' to ours catarrh, asthma, lung aid throat trouble, rheumatism, nervousDsas, stomach, liver and kidney, female com plaints and all chronic diseases. SUCCESSFUL HOME TREATMENT. 1 If you cannot call write for symptom blank and circular, Inclosing 4 osnts la stamps." i THE C GEE WO MEDICINE CO. 121 First St, Corner Morrison, P0RTLAHD, 0RK00H. Please mention the Astoria. , 't