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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (March 21, 1908)
THE MORNING ASTOR IAN, ASTORIA,' OREGO N. SATURDAY, MARCH II, IMS. 7: 38 Tonight First Performance Will Be Given At The Bijou Dream 6M COMMERCIAL STREET BETWEEN FIFTEENTH SIXTEENTH Moving and Illustrated Songs PERFORMANCES LASTING ONE HOUR, 12 PUN AND AMUSEMENT FOR ALL Admission 1 Oc ) Children 5c PROGRAM CHANGES MONDAY WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY r rr 1 item ; t Tilt Old Reliable CHICAGO ' ! PAINLESS DENTISTS Cor. Commercial and Eleventh Sts. ASTORIA, ORE. Phone 3901 Headquarters PORTLAND, ORB. Are equipped to do all kmda of Dental work at very lowest prices. Nervous people and those afflicted with heart weakness may have no fear of the dental chair. 22 K. crown .....SiOO Bridge work, per tooth SJO Gold fillings .. SL0O p Silver fillings 50c to $1X0 Best rubber plate.. ...... ....$800 Aluminum-line plate $10 to $15.00 These offices are modern through out ; We are able to do all work absolutely painless. Our success is due to uniform high grade work by gentlemanly operators having 10 to 15 years- experience. Vegetable Vapor, patented and used only by us for painless extraction of teeth, 50c A binding guarantee given with all work for 10 years. Exami nation and consultation FREE. Lady in attendance. Eighteen of fices in the United States. Cor. Commercial and Eleventh Sts, over Danziger store. More than two-thirds of your life yon wear shoes. Did you ever think of that? The Dr. A Reed Cushion Shoe Was built to give your feet comfort two-thirds of your life; the rest yon sleep. The W. L Douglas Shoe Has a world-wide reputation. Wear one and be tip to date. S. A. rGIMRE 543 BOND STREET. ... .. Opposite Fisher Bros. Best kinds of logging shoes, han made, always on hand. ASTORIA DANCING SCHOOL. Exchange street, opposite Skating Rink. Open every dav and evening. Pupils can enter any grade from beginning to advanced classes. Our Weekly social dance, every Wednes day evening, has become very popu lar. Admission, gentlemen, 50c; ladies free. . .... SAVED BY THE MUD. Exciting EUphant Adventure In the ' v Heart of Africa, During a hunting trip In Africa A. Heury Savage Landor had a narrow escape from two elephants which he was stalking. lie had got to within ton yards of the male elephant and, taking careful aim, pulled the trigger. The story of what followed la told In Mr. Landor's ook "Across Widest Africa:" The cartridge never went off, but un fortunately uiy kresh, who relied on the effectiveness of my weapon, fired at the same moment with his match lock. We were such a abort distance from the animal that he actually hit him in the head. I shall never forget my surprise when the elephant lifted his trunk skyward and In his fury roared like thunder. t A moment later the elephant, with his trunk extended, dashed after us, L too, with my useless rifle in my hand having by that time acquired a high rate of speed. Bad I been running a race for the world's record I am sure I should have won the prise. . It waa amaslng to me how fast I could run, as I confess my blood turned perfectly cold whea l could feel the hoarse blowing trunk of the elephant only a few rods behind me, and I expected every minute to be crashed Into a Jelly. . ., In that particular part of the country these marshy plains are extraordinarily sticky and slushy, so the moment I dashed into the grass at the record breaking speed at which I waa travel ing my feet stuck In the soft and slushy mud, and I was precipitated with my face and hands in the slush, my rifle sinking deep. This was the supreme moment of ap prehension. I said good by to the world and Imagined myself dead. No one could have been more surprised than I was when, a reasonable time to be kilted In having elapsed, I got up again and perceived the elephant a few yards off, cantering away in the opposite di rection. , His back view was a great relief to me. He bad come to within two or three yards of where I had fallen and, having himself sunk In the soft mud, had turned around and struggled away, leaving big circular footmarks, regular holes four or five feet deep in the mud. Her Seeret Wife Have yon any secrets yen keep from me, dearest? Husband None, darling. Wife Then I am determined I wfll nave none from yon either. , Husband Have yon secrets, then? Wtfe-Only one. and I am resolved te make a clean breart of it Husband (hoarsely) Go on! ' Wlfe-For several days I have had secret a secret longing for a sew dress, with hat to match, for my birth day. That fetched him. London Matt. Fixed. One of the local officials of Chicago tells of a plnmber's apprentice who on his wsy to work one morning called at the office of the health authorities and made known his wish to register his father's death. When the clerk asked the date of the demise, the son replied: "He ain't dead yet, but he will be before night I thought It would save me another journey If you pat it down now." , "That won't do at all," said the clerk. "Perhaps your father will live for a long while yet" "Well, I don't know," responded the apprenUee doubtfully. "The doctor says he won't, and he knows what be has given him." Harper's Weekly. He Won't Always Be On. "I have a clerk," a New Tork whole sale merchant remarked the other day, "and be sometimes manages to hand back a rather good one, though, as a rule, he is little short of stupid ap parently. As a matter of fact, I sup pose he la one of those dreamy sort of chaps, and you never can tell about that kind. "I was sorry after I said It," he con tinued, "but recently he had made a most unnecessary blunder, and I lost my temper. "'I say, Jones,' I sneered, you'd make a pretty good clerk maybe if yon bad a little more sense.' "He looked at me for a minute with a sort of half smile. 'Didn't It ever oc cur to yon, Mr. Brown,' he said, 'that If I had a little more sense I wouldn't be a clerk at all 7"' Boston Post SWEATERS FOR DOGS. "I spcnt the winter in St. MoriU," said a western girl. "In that white town, 6000 feet up among the Alps, everybody wears a sweater. Skat ing, ski-ing, coasting, if you are not clad in a white sweater your dress is incorrect. "The prettiest, quaintest thing there is the way all the dogs wears sweaters too. A sweater is just the thing for a dog. Fitting tight, leav ing the legs free, outlining the grace ful body, it is at once comfortable and becoming. "And in St. Moritt all the dogs wear sweaters. Bull-dogs, dach shunds, collies, fox terriers, each capers about in the white snow in a white sweater." A severe cold that may develop into pneumonia over night, can be cured quickly by taking Foley's Honey and Tar. It will cure the most obstinate racking cough and strengthen your lungs. The genuine is in a yellow package. T. F. Laurlin, Owl Drug Store. DAYS OF DIZZINESS. "Bidding His Last Goodby." Almost a Dozen. "Tea," confessed the pretty girl to the orange hat, "be said be was dying for a kiss." "And what did you say, dear?" asked her anxious chum. , "Oh, I told him he should practice self restraint-told him every time he felt like stealing a kiss he should count ten." , "And did he emmt ten?" "Yes. The first thing I knew the goose had counted ten klsses."-Chlca-go News. ; ' Come to Hundreds of Astoria People. There are days of dizziness; Spells of headache, sideache, back ache; Sometimes rheumatic pains; Often urinary disorders. All tell yon plainly the kidneys are sick Doan's Kidney Fills cure all kidney ills. Here is proof in Astoria. Mrs. E. Haggblom, corner Ninth and Harrison streets, Astoria, Ore gon, says: "For 10 years I suffered acutely from kidney trouble which gradually grew more severe until I was on the verge of physical break down. I was losing flesh rapidly. My back was so weak and painful and I suffered from such severe dizzy spell that I could hardly get around. At last I was forced to take to my bed and remained there for a long time. My kidneys were irregular in action and the secretions so profuse as to cause me a great deal of suffering. At last I decided to try a good kid ney remedy. I procured a box of Doan's Kidney Pitts and the results that followed their use were most satisfactory. I continued using them and it was not long before I was completely cured. I have used Doan's Kidney Pills on some occasions since, to keep my kidneys in good order and can conscientiously say I have not had any recurrence of the trouble Doan's Kidney Pills cured me." For sale by all dealers. Price, SO cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, Xew York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. No Cause on Record. There is no case on record of a cough or cold resulting in pneumonia or consumption after Foley's Honey and Tar has been taken, as it will stop your cough and break up your cold quickly. Refuse any but the genuine Foley's Honey and Tar in a yellow package. Contains no opiates and is safe and sure. T. F. Laurin, Owl Drug Store. 4 C C C C No Use to Die. "I have found out that there is no use to die of lung trouble as long as you can get Dr. King's New Dis covery." savs Mrs. J. P. White, of Rushboro, Pa. "I would not be alive today only for that wonderful medi cine. It loosens up a cough quicker than anything else, and cures lung diesase even after the case is pro nounced hopeless." This most reliable remedy for coughs and colds, la grippe, asthma, bronchitis and hoarse ness, is sold under guarantee at Chas. Rogers & Son's drug store. 50c and $1.00. Trial bottle free. 4 C C C C This is Worth Remembering Whenever you have a cough or cold, just remember that Foley's Honey and Tar will cure it. Do not risk your health by taking any but the genuine. If is in a yellow pack age. T. F. Laurin, Owl Drug Store. Lane's .Familv Medicine is a tonic- laxative. , It does not depress or weak en, but imparts a, feeling Of buoyancy and strength that is delightful At all urugggists 26c. v CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS SITUATION WANTED. WANTED-POSITION AS COOKS in a logging camp for man and wife. Address "G," Astorian Office. TOR SALS. ! FOR SALE-TWO LOTS, 75x150 feet; in Chinook; will sell for $1500; a bargain. Address Chas. Eklund, Chinook. 3-l5-2w. FOR SALE FURNITURE OF A 5-room house; all ready to move into; low rent; centrally located. WESTERN REALTY CO., 172 Tenth St FOR SALE THE STOCK AND fixtures of a general store located a few miles from Astoria; very clean stock, and wilt invoice about 17000. Particulars at WESTERN REALTY CO. ONE HUNDRED-ROOM HOTEL for sale; doing splendid business; good opportunity for a first-class hotel man. I WESTERN REALTY CO. FOR SALE-ONE-QUARTER OR one-half interest in summer re sort hotel doing line business; over 100 rooms and always engaged 'way ahead. WESTERN REALTY CO. FOR SALE -THE FURNITURE of a large lodging house;, rooms always full; low rent WESTERN REALTY CO. FOR SALE FURNITURE, COM plete for an eight-room house; cheap if taken with a week; party going away. R. W. Strand, Alder brook. 3-20-3t for rent. FOR RENT 2 UNFURNISHED office rooms, near court house. In quire 386 Commercial street, up stairs. 2-7-tf. FOR RENT OR FOR SALE-NINE room house, cor. Jerome and 17th streets. Apply to Capt Ferchen, 330 17th street 2-2tf. FOR RENT-THREE OR FOUR nicely furnished housekeeping rooms. 307 Ninth street. LOST. LOST FOX TERRIER; ROUGH coat, four black spots, black head; answers to the name "Patsy." Return to A. R. Carruthers, 638 Exchange street. Reward. , 3-21-3t. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. ATTORNEYS-AT -LAW CHARLES H. ABERCROMBIE Attorney-at-Law City Attorney O ffices : City Hall JOHN C McCUE Attorney-at-Law Deputy District Attorney. Page Building S'llte 4. HOWARD M. BROWNELL Attorney-at-Law Office with Mr. J. A. Eakin, at 420 Commercal St, Astoria. DENTISTS DR. VAUGHAN Dentist Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon DR. W. C. LOGAN Dentist Commercial St. Shanahan Bldg. OSTEOPATHS. DR. RHODA C. HICKS Osteopath Office Mansell Bldg. Phone Black 2061 573 Commercial St., Astoria, Ore. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. RESTAURANTS. TOKIO RESTAURANT. 351 Bond Street Opposite Ross, Higgins & Co. Coffee with Pie or Cake 10 Cts. FIRST-CLASS MEALS , i , . Regular Meals IS Cts. and Up. U. S. RESTAURANT. 434 Bond Street Coffee with Pie or Cake, 10 Cta, ' " -' ui First-Class Meals, 15 Cta. ESHBsamasness HOUSE MOVERS. FREDRICKSON BROS.-We make a specialty of house moving, car penters, contractors, general jobbing; pf ompt attention to all orders. Cor ner Tenth and Duane streets. LAUNDRIES. Those Pleated Bosom Shirts The kind known by dressy men ' In the summer, are difficult article to launder nicety. Unless you know just how to do it, the front pleats won't Ifon down smooth, and the shirt front will look mussy. Our New Press Ironer irons them without rolling or stretching. Try it TROY LAUNDRY, Tenth and Duane. Phone Main 1991 I.I U,l ILUXJL-U LL.J. 111. I J.. 1.1, JM.U J- ..!,U,X1 MASSAGING. Massaging IN ALL ITS BRANCHES; WARM baths if necessary; thorough com petency is assured. MRS. M. HEYNO, 87 W. Bond Street, Astoria. FURNITURE. Hildebrand & Gor HOUSE-CLEANING TIME. We sell Liquid Veneer, Jsp-a-Lac, Linoleum Varnish, the three greatest furniture and floor renovators known. Go-cart rubber tires renewed. Cur tain stretchers sold or rented. 11, J U 2SS HOTELS. HOTEL OXFORD Sixth and Oak Strs., Portland, Ore. A strictly modern hotel in center of business .district; suites with or without private baths, running hot and cold water in every room; plenty of free baths. Rates $1.00, $1.50 and $2.00. VICTOR BRANDT, Prop. HOTEL PORTLAND Finest Hotel In the Northwest PORTLAND, ORE. European Plan Only. H. C. BOWERS, Manager. CABINET MAKERS. New Upholstering Shop First-class work guaranteed. Up holstering and cabinet work nicely and neatly done. Furniture of all kinds repaired. Prices right 164 8th St., bet Coml. and Duane Sts. J. H. BOWLSBY. FISH MARKET. Seattle FlS lite 77 Ninth St., near Bond 'Fresh and Salted Fish. Game and Poultry, Groceries, Produce and Fruit Imported aud Domestic Goods. P. Bakotitch & Feo, Proprs. Phone Red 188 WINES AND LIQUORS. Eagle Concert Hall (320 Astor Street) Rooms for rent by the day, week, or month. Best rates in town. P, A. PETERSON, Prop. PLUMBERS. TJTTBMTAIXU. y J. At UIM1AUU1I A CO., Undertakers) aim! Kiubaltners). ; .' t :, tin w ; : - s Experienced Lady AaaUUut When Desired. n mi r H Hi im in lYli Cull Promptly Attended Day or Night, Tuttoii Bdjr. littliftud luiiuesti ANTOItIA, OHE.UON IMioueMnlnUlil BOAT BUILDER. T.L. Driscoll! MMK-HSMM 4 BOATBUILDING AND REPAIR. INO A SPECIALTY. 22nd and Exchange Street TRANSPORTATION. Tin HKM Lint PASSENGERS FREIGHT Steamer Lurline Night Boat for Portland and Way Landings. Leaves Astoria daily except Sunday at 7 p. m. Leaves Portland Daily except SunOay at 7 a. m. Quirk Service Excellent Meal Good Berths Landing Astoria Flavel Wharf. Landing Portland Foot Taylor lb G. B. BLESSINO, Agent Phone Main 2761. TRANSPORTATION. pANADIAN PACIFIC IMPRESS" tine of the AUantlo LESSTHAN FOUR DAYS AT SEA During the summer lesion, the Empresies sail from Quebec to Liver pool; fait and luxurious. Nine hun dred miles in sheltered waters of the St Lawrence River and Gulf. Short ocean trip. Use this route and avoid sea sickness. Summer sailing lists and rates now ready. Apply. to any Ticket Affent. nr James Finlayson, Agent, Astoria, Or. juiiiMiL yawwssasm mttttmimmsmffw J. PLUMBER flM a Heating Contractor, Tinner -AND- Sheet Iron Worker ALL WORK GUARANTEED 425 Bond Street MERGER PLANS MATURING. MEXICO CITV, Mar. 20.-James E. Speyer, the New York banker, is expected here tomorrow with a party. He making a tour of inspection of the Mexican Central and National Rail way lines of the republic. ' On the arrival of Mr. Speyer in this city" It is expected that a conference will be held between him and finance Minister Limantour which will prob ably be followed by the final settle ment of the merger plans and the signing of the final papers. O SPICES, ol XOFres.,TEA4v BAIflHG POWDER, aieiiiriGExmcTs Afeiduhtoru-y, finest Flavor. Grtater 5f ra$h, Gensoniilt fticwJ CL0SSET Q DIVERS PORTLANOfORBQON. MEDICAL. Unprecedented Suooessea' of It THE GREAT CHUTES! DOCTOR Who ; fa . knows fliroTiDlinnt. th TTnlfn1 vj Btatei on aaMtunt nf .t-Mlkli wonderful sum. No poisons or drugs used. He guwraa teea to eure eatarrh, asthma, lung and throat trouble, rheumatism, nerroutDsea, stomach, liver and kidney, female com plaints and all ohronlo diseases. ; ' SUCCESSFUL HOWE TREATMENT. If you cannot sail write for symptom i vuuuiar, luCHMlDg a OSDtS U stamp it ) I . o THE CGEE ,W0 MEDICIOTt CO. j 12) First St., Corner Morrison, - j Please mention the Astorian,