THE MORNING ASTOR IAN, ASTORIA,' OREGO N.
SATURDAY, MARCH II, IMS.
7:
38 Tonight
First Performance
Will Be Given
At The
Bijou
Dream
6M COMMERCIAL STREET
BETWEEN FIFTEENTH SIXTEENTH
Moving
and
Illustrated
Songs
PERFORMANCES LASTING ONE HOUR,
12 PUN AND AMUSEMENT FOR ALL
Admission 1 Oc )
Children 5c
PROGRAM CHANGES MONDAY
WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY
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CHICAGO ' !
PAINLESS
DENTISTS
Cor. Commercial and Eleventh Sts.
ASTORIA, ORE.
Phone 3901
Headquarters
PORTLAND, ORB.
Are equipped to do all kmda of
Dental work at very lowest prices.
Nervous people and those afflicted
with heart weakness may have no
fear of the dental chair.
22 K. crown .....SiOO
Bridge work, per tooth SJO
Gold fillings .. SL0O p
Silver fillings 50c to $1X0
Best rubber plate.. ...... ....$800
Aluminum-line plate $10 to $15.00
These offices are modern through
out ; We are able to do all work
absolutely painless. Our success is
due to uniform high grade work by
gentlemanly operators having 10
to 15 years- experience. Vegetable
Vapor, patented and used only by
us for painless extraction of teeth,
50c A binding guarantee given
with all work for 10 years. Exami
nation and consultation FREE.
Lady in attendance. Eighteen of
fices in the United States.
Cor. Commercial and Eleventh Sts,
over Danziger store.
More than two-thirds of your life
yon wear shoes. Did you ever think
of that?
The Dr. A Reed
Cushion Shoe
Was built to give your feet comfort
two-thirds of your life; the rest yon
sleep.
The W. L Douglas
Shoe
Has a world-wide reputation. Wear
one and be tip to date.
S. A. rGIMRE
543 BOND STREET.
... .. Opposite Fisher Bros.
Best kinds of logging shoes, han
made, always on hand.
ASTORIA
DANCING
SCHOOL.
Exchange street, opposite Skating
Rink. Open every dav and evening.
Pupils can enter any grade from
beginning to advanced classes. Our
Weekly social dance, every Wednes
day evening, has become very popu
lar. Admission, gentlemen, 50c; ladies
free. . ....
SAVED BY THE MUD.
Exciting EUphant Adventure In the
' v Heart of Africa,
During a hunting trip In Africa A.
Heury Savage Landor had a narrow
escape from two elephants which he
was stalking. lie had got to within
ton yards of the male elephant and,
taking careful aim, pulled the trigger.
The story of what followed la told In
Mr. Landor's ook "Across Widest
Africa:"
The cartridge never went off, but un
fortunately uiy kresh, who relied on
the effectiveness of my weapon, fired
at the same moment with his match
lock. We were such a abort distance
from the animal that he actually hit
him in the head. I shall never forget
my surprise when the elephant lifted
his trunk skyward and In his fury
roared like thunder. t
A moment later the elephant, with
his trunk extended, dashed after us, L
too, with my useless rifle in my hand
having by that time acquired a high
rate of speed.
Bad I been running a race for the
world's record I am sure I should have
won the prise. . It waa amaslng to me
how fast I could run, as I confess my
blood turned perfectly cold whea l
could feel the hoarse blowing trunk of
the elephant only a few rods behind
me, and I expected every minute to be
crashed Into a Jelly. . .,
In that particular part of the country
these marshy plains are extraordinarily
sticky and slushy, so the moment I
dashed into the grass at the record
breaking speed at which I waa travel
ing my feet stuck In the soft and slushy
mud, and I was precipitated with my
face and hands in the slush, my rifle
sinking deep.
This was the supreme moment of ap
prehension. I said good by to the world
and Imagined myself dead. No one
could have been more surprised than I
was when, a reasonable time to be
kilted In having elapsed, I got up again
and perceived the elephant a few yards
off, cantering away in the opposite di
rection. ,
His back view was a great relief to
me. He bad come to within two or
three yards of where I had fallen and,
having himself sunk In the soft mud,
had turned around and struggled away,
leaving big circular footmarks, regular
holes four or five feet deep in the mud.
Her Seeret
Wife Have yon any secrets yen keep
from me, dearest?
Husband None, darling.
Wife Then I am determined I wfll
nave none from yon either.
, Husband Have yon secrets, then?
Wtfe-Only one. and I am resolved te
make a clean breart of it
Husband (hoarsely) Go on! '
Wlfe-For several days I have had
secret a secret longing for a sew
dress, with hat to match, for my birth
day. That fetched him. London Matt.
Fixed.
One of the local officials of Chicago
tells of a plnmber's apprentice who on
his wsy to work one morning called at
the office of the health authorities and
made known his wish to register his
father's death. When the clerk asked
the date of the demise, the son replied:
"He ain't dead yet, but he will be
before night I thought It would save
me another journey If you pat it down
now." ,
"That won't do at all," said the clerk.
"Perhaps your father will live for a
long while yet"
"Well, I don't know," responded the
apprenUee doubtfully. "The doctor
says he won't, and he knows what be
has given him." Harper's Weekly.
He Won't Always Be On.
"I have a clerk," a New Tork whole
sale merchant remarked the other day,
"and be sometimes manages to hand
back a rather good one, though, as a
rule, he is little short of stupid ap
parently. As a matter of fact, I sup
pose he la one of those dreamy sort of
chaps, and you never can tell about
that kind.
"I was sorry after I said It," he con
tinued, "but recently he had made a
most unnecessary blunder, and I lost
my temper.
"'I say, Jones,' I sneered, you'd
make a pretty good clerk maybe if yon
bad a little more sense.'
"He looked at me for a minute with
a sort of half smile. 'Didn't It ever oc
cur to yon, Mr. Brown,' he said, 'that
If I had a little more sense I wouldn't
be a clerk at all 7"' Boston Post
SWEATERS FOR DOGS.
"I spcnt the winter in St. MoriU,"
said a western girl. "In that white
town, 6000 feet up among the Alps,
everybody wears a sweater. Skat
ing, ski-ing, coasting, if you are not
clad in a white sweater your dress is
incorrect.
"The prettiest, quaintest thing
there is the way all the dogs wears
sweaters too. A sweater is just the
thing for a dog. Fitting tight, leav
ing the legs free, outlining the grace
ful body, it is at once comfortable and
becoming.
"And in St. Moritt all the dogs
wear sweaters. Bull-dogs, dach
shunds, collies, fox terriers, each
capers about in the white snow in a
white sweater."
A severe cold that may develop into
pneumonia over night, can be cured
quickly by taking Foley's Honey and
Tar. It will cure the most obstinate
racking cough and strengthen your
lungs. The genuine is in a yellow
package. T. F. Laurlin, Owl Drug
Store.
DAYS OF DIZZINESS.
"Bidding His Last Goodby."
Almost a Dozen.
"Tea," confessed the pretty girl to
the orange hat, "be said be was dying
for a kiss."
"And what did you say, dear?" asked
her anxious chum. ,
"Oh, I told him he should practice
self restraint-told him every time he
felt like stealing a kiss he should
count ten." ,
"And did he emmt ten?"
"Yes. The first thing I knew the
goose had counted ten klsses."-Chlca-go
News. ; '
Come to Hundreds of Astoria People.
There are days of dizziness;
Spells of headache, sideache, back
ache; Sometimes rheumatic pains;
Often urinary disorders.
All tell yon plainly the kidneys are
sick
Doan's Kidney Fills cure all kidney
ills.
Here is proof in Astoria.
Mrs. E. Haggblom, corner Ninth
and Harrison streets, Astoria, Ore
gon, says: "For 10 years I suffered
acutely from kidney trouble which
gradually grew more severe until I
was on the verge of physical break
down. I was losing flesh rapidly. My
back was so weak and painful and I
suffered from such severe dizzy spell
that I could hardly get around. At
last I was forced to take to my bed
and remained there for a long time.
My kidneys were irregular in action
and the secretions so profuse as to
cause me a great deal of suffering.
At last I decided to try a good kid
ney remedy. I procured a box of
Doan's Kidney Pitts and the results
that followed their use were most
satisfactory. I continued using them
and it was not long before I was
completely cured. I have used Doan's
Kidney Pills on some occasions since,
to keep my kidneys in good order and
can conscientiously say I have not
had any recurrence of the trouble
Doan's Kidney Pills cured me."
For sale by all dealers. Price, SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
Xew York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's and
take no other.
No Cause on Record.
There is no case on record of a
cough or cold resulting in pneumonia
or consumption after Foley's Honey
and Tar has been taken, as it will stop
your cough and break up your cold
quickly. Refuse any but the genuine
Foley's Honey and Tar in a yellow
package. Contains no opiates and is
safe and sure. T. F. Laurin, Owl
Drug Store.
4 C C C C
No Use to Die.
"I have found out that there is no
use to die of lung trouble as long as
you can get Dr. King's New Dis
covery." savs Mrs. J. P. White, of
Rushboro, Pa. "I would not be alive
today only for that wonderful medi
cine. It loosens up a cough quicker
than anything else, and cures lung
diesase even after the case is pro
nounced hopeless." This most reliable
remedy for coughs and colds, la
grippe, asthma, bronchitis and hoarse
ness, is sold under guarantee at Chas.
Rogers & Son's drug store. 50c and
$1.00. Trial bottle free.
4 C C C C
This is Worth Remembering
Whenever you have a cough or
cold, just remember that Foley's
Honey and Tar will cure it. Do not
risk your health by taking any but
the genuine. If is in a yellow pack
age. T. F. Laurin, Owl Drug Store.
Lane's .Familv Medicine is a tonic-
laxative. , It does not depress or weak
en, but imparts a, feeling Of buoyancy
and strength that is delightful At all
urugggists 26c. v
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
SITUATION WANTED.
WANTED-POSITION AS COOKS
in a logging camp for man and
wife. Address "G," Astorian Office.
TOR SALS.
!
FOR SALE-TWO LOTS, 75x150
feet; in Chinook; will sell for $1500;
a bargain. Address Chas. Eklund,
Chinook. 3-l5-2w.
FOR SALE FURNITURE OF A
5-room house; all ready to move
into; low rent; centrally located.
WESTERN REALTY CO.,
172 Tenth St
FOR SALE THE STOCK AND
fixtures of a general store located a
few miles from Astoria; very clean
stock, and wilt invoice about 17000.
Particulars at
WESTERN REALTY CO.
ONE HUNDRED-ROOM HOTEL
for sale; doing splendid business;
good opportunity for a first-class
hotel man. I
WESTERN REALTY CO.
FOR SALE-ONE-QUARTER OR
one-half interest in summer re
sort hotel doing line business; over
100 rooms and always engaged 'way
ahead.
WESTERN REALTY CO.
FOR SALE -THE FURNITURE
of a large lodging house;, rooms
always full; low rent
WESTERN REALTY CO.
FOR SALE FURNITURE, COM
plete for an eight-room house;
cheap if taken with a week; party
going away. R. W. Strand, Alder
brook. 3-20-3t
for rent.
FOR RENT 2 UNFURNISHED
office rooms, near court house. In
quire 386 Commercial street, up
stairs. 2-7-tf.
FOR RENT OR FOR SALE-NINE
room house, cor. Jerome and 17th
streets. Apply to Capt Ferchen,
330 17th street 2-2tf.
FOR RENT-THREE OR FOUR
nicely furnished housekeeping
rooms. 307 Ninth street.
LOST.
LOST FOX TERRIER; ROUGH
coat, four black spots, black head;
answers to the name "Patsy." Return
to A. R. Carruthers, 638 Exchange
street. Reward. , 3-21-3t.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
ATTORNEYS-AT -LAW
CHARLES H. ABERCROMBIE
Attorney-at-Law
City Attorney O ffices : City Hall
JOHN C McCUE
Attorney-at-Law
Deputy District Attorney.
Page Building S'llte 4.
HOWARD M. BROWNELL
Attorney-at-Law
Office with Mr. J. A. Eakin, at 420
Commercal St, Astoria.
DENTISTS
DR. VAUGHAN
Dentist
Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon
DR. W. C. LOGAN
Dentist
Commercial St. Shanahan Bldg.
OSTEOPATHS.
DR. RHODA C. HICKS
Osteopath
Office Mansell Bldg. Phone Black 2061
573 Commercial St., Astoria, Ore.
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
RESTAURANTS.
TOKIO RESTAURANT.
351 Bond Street
Opposite Ross, Higgins & Co.
Coffee with Pie or Cake 10 Cts.
FIRST-CLASS MEALS
, i , . Regular Meals IS Cts. and Up.
U. S. RESTAURANT.
434 Bond Street
Coffee with Pie or Cake, 10 Cta, '
" -' ui First-Class Meals, 15 Cta.
ESHBsamasness
HOUSE MOVERS.
FREDRICKSON BROS.-We make
a specialty of house moving, car
penters, contractors, general jobbing;
pf ompt attention to all orders. Cor
ner Tenth and Duane streets.
LAUNDRIES.
Those Pleated Bosom Shirts
The kind known by dressy men ' In
the summer, are difficult article to
launder nicety. Unless you know just
how to do it, the front pleats won't
Ifon down smooth, and the shirt
front will look mussy. Our New
Press Ironer irons them without
rolling or stretching. Try it
TROY LAUNDRY,
Tenth and Duane. Phone Main 1991
I.I U,l ILUXJL-U LL.J. 111. I J.. 1.1, JM.U J- ..!,U,X1
MASSAGING.
Massaging
IN ALL ITS BRANCHES; WARM
baths if necessary; thorough com
petency is assured.
MRS. M. HEYNO,
87 W. Bond Street, Astoria.
FURNITURE.
Hildebrand & Gor
HOUSE-CLEANING TIME.
We sell Liquid Veneer, Jsp-a-Lac,
Linoleum Varnish, the three greatest
furniture and floor renovators known.
Go-cart rubber tires renewed. Cur
tain stretchers sold or rented.
11, J U 2SS
HOTELS.
HOTEL OXFORD
Sixth and Oak Strs., Portland, Ore.
A strictly modern hotel in center
of business .district; suites with or
without private baths, running hot
and cold water in every room; plenty
of free baths. Rates $1.00, $1.50 and
$2.00.
VICTOR BRANDT, Prop.
HOTEL PORTLAND
Finest Hotel In the Northwest
PORTLAND, ORE.
European Plan Only.
H. C. BOWERS, Manager.
CABINET MAKERS.
New Upholstering
Shop
First-class work guaranteed. Up
holstering and cabinet work nicely
and neatly done. Furniture of all
kinds repaired. Prices right
164 8th St., bet Coml. and Duane Sts.
J. H. BOWLSBY.
FISH MARKET.
Seattle
FlS
lite
77 Ninth St., near Bond
'Fresh and Salted Fish.
Game and Poultry,
Groceries, Produce and Fruit
Imported aud Domestic
Goods.
P. Bakotitch & Feo, Proprs.
Phone Red 188
WINES AND LIQUORS.
Eagle Concert Hall
(320 Astor Street)
Rooms for rent by the day, week, or
month. Best rates in town.
P, A. PETERSON, Prop.
PLUMBERS.
TJTTBMTAIXU. y
J. At UIM1AUU1I A CO.,
Undertakers) aim! Kiubaltners). ;
.' t :, tin w ; : - s
Experienced Lady AaaUUut
When Desired.
n mi r H Hi im in lYli
Cull Promptly Attended Day
or Night,
Tuttoii Bdjr. littliftud luiiuesti
ANTOItIA, OHE.UON
IMioueMnlnUlil
BOAT BUILDER.
T.L. Driscoll!
MMK-HSMM 4
BOATBUILDING AND REPAIR.
INO A SPECIALTY.
22nd and Exchange Street
TRANSPORTATION.
Tin HKM Lint
PASSENGERS FREIGHT
Steamer Lurline
Night Boat for Portland and
Way Landings.
Leaves Astoria daily except Sunday
at 7 p. m.
Leaves Portland Daily except SunOay
at 7 a. m.
Quirk Service Excellent Meal
Good Berths
Landing Astoria Flavel Wharf.
Landing Portland Foot Taylor lb
G. B. BLESSINO, Agent
Phone Main 2761.
TRANSPORTATION.
pANADIAN PACIFIC
IMPRESS" tine of the AUantlo
LESSTHAN FOUR DAYS AT SEA
During the summer lesion, the
Empresies sail from Quebec to Liver
pool; fait and luxurious. Nine hun
dred miles in sheltered waters of the
St Lawrence River and Gulf. Short
ocean trip. Use this route and avoid
sea sickness.
Summer sailing lists and rates now
ready.
Apply. to any Ticket Affent. nr
James Finlayson, Agent, Astoria, Or.
juiiiMiL yawwssasm mttttmimmsmffw
J.
PLUMBER
flM
a
Heating Contractor, Tinner
-AND-
Sheet Iron Worker
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
425 Bond Street
MERGER PLANS MATURING.
MEXICO CITV, Mar. 20.-James
E. Speyer, the New York banker, is
expected here tomorrow with a party.
He making a tour of inspection of the
Mexican Central and National Rail
way lines of the republic. '
On the arrival of Mr. Speyer in this
city" It is expected that a conference
will be held between him and finance
Minister Limantour which will prob
ably be followed by the final settle
ment of the merger plans and the
signing of the final papers.
O SPICES, ol
XOFres.,TEA4v
BAIflHG POWDER,
aieiiiriGExmcTs
Afeiduhtoru-y, finest Flavor.
Grtater 5f ra$h, Gensoniilt fticwJ
CL0SSET Q DIVERS
PORTLANOfORBQON.
MEDICAL.
Unprecedented
Suooessea' of
It
THE GREAT
CHUTES! DOCTOR
Who ; fa . knows
fliroTiDlinnt. th TTnlfn1
vj Btatei on aaMtunt nf
.t-Mlkli wonderful sum.
No poisons or drugs used. He guwraa
teea to eure eatarrh, asthma, lung and
throat trouble, rheumatism, nerroutDsea,
stomach, liver and kidney, female com
plaints and all ohronlo diseases. ; '
SUCCESSFUL HOWE TREATMENT.
If you cannot sail write for symptom
i vuuuiar, luCHMlDg a OSDtS U
stamp it ) I . o
THE CGEE ,W0 MEDICIOTt CO.
j 12) First St., Corner Morrison, -
j Please mention the Astorian,