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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 22, 1908)
SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 22, IMS. rJEHE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA; OREGON, It I 1 it " ' " " " ' ' ' ' "'" " I " " ' " " '' 11 i"i UN iwi'i"liww"" inium.iiiwmwi mmi, i , , ------z!!11 . t. ..... I ' " 1 1 1 1 ' 1 ii ,. f ' "' - - 1 ' " ... 1111 SIX FREE Lectures On the Laws of Life as Related to Han From His Creation BY MRS. 0. S. FOWLER RED HEADED MEN Arizona's Editor Wants to Know All Abut Them. SENDS OUT A CIRCULAR Widow of l'rof. 0. S. Fowler, the world-renowned phrenologist, author ml lecturer, ol New York City at Astoria Theatre, beginning Tuesday, February 25th, 8 p ,ni., to all; Wed Hday, February 26, 2:30, to ladiei only; Wednesday, February 26, 8 m, gentlemen only; Thursday, Feb nmry 27, 8 p. m., to all; Friday, Feb ruary 29, 8 p, m., to all; Sunday, March 1, 2:30 p. m., to all. New tub Ject every time. It will be announced in this paper later. Phrenological examination! and health consultation given at the Oc cident Hotel from 9 a. m. to 9 p, m. until March 11th. A new system of Belying electricity to cure oiscase ill be taught in classes, beginning Tuesday. March 3rd, at 2:30 p. m. nd 7:30 p. m. Mri. Fowler comes with national reputation as lecturer, phrenologist nd electrician. Her new mod of using electricity hat no equal in the world. The Old. Reliable Painless Chicago Dentists Cor. Commercial arid Eleventh Sta. ASTORIA, ORE. Phone 3901 Headquartera PORTLAND, ORB. Art equipped to do all klnda of Dental work at very lowest prices. Nervous people and those afflicted with heart weakness may nave no fear of the dental chair. 22 K. crown $100 Bridge work, per tooth 5.00 Gold filling! f 1.00 up Silver fillings 50c to 11.00 Beat rubber plate 1800 Alumlnum-llne plat $10 to $15.00 . These offices art modern through out Wo are able to do all work absolutely painless. Our auccesa la due to uniform high grade work by gentlemanly operators having 10 to IS years experience. Vegetable Vapor, patented and used only by as for painlesa extraction of teeth, 50c A binding guarantee given ith all work for 10 years. Exami nation and consultation , FREE. Lady in attendance. Eighteen of. ficee in the United 8tates. Cor. Commercial and Eleventh Sta., over Daniiger atore. 1 JUC And tome Raey Replies te Hie Peril nent Query Are Received In Return The Opinion of the Hen, Qulney Davis, DD. L D. ' iCoDjrricbV lttf.1 Tbree weeks ago we sont out a cir cular from the Kicker office containing ue following queries, and we bert-by publish a number of tbe a us wore re celved: Dear Blr-Do you think that red hesdi-4 men have Iwon Instrumental In the up building of ArlaonaT Do you behove that more red headed men snouid be etioourefed te settle In urn lemturvT Is there anions? your asnUJnUnna red beaded m who has humped htmeelt mors viaoroualy inan any other sort 7 If you believe that wllb 1.000 more red neaoea men edited to her population Arl son would euon take her place among the sisterhood of states, bow shall we Sol utem nerer , I know three red headed men who bare started three graveyards lu UiIh territory and are still on tbe bustle, It la toe red beada who keep things moving. Wt can't bate too many of thenwudge O. M. Clark. Tour Queries at hand, and In an far I would ask what about red bead ed women J I don't believe we have score of them In the terrltorr bile red heeded man is shooting aome poor cuss In tbe leg red beaded woman can raise fuse extendlne- over Mil tte territory. It has long been my opinion that we should bring on at least 000 from Connecticut, where they are thicker than grasshoppers. If they cant boost old Arlsona Into line, we might as well quit trrlug.-Hon, Caleb Johnson. ' ' Do I think red beaded men hsve been Instruments! In the upbuilding of Art- sona? You bet your bottom dollar 1 If It waan't for tbe red beada among oa we'd aleep till noon and waste our Sun days shooting at coyotes Instead of playing poker. Get a thousand more of 'em here as soon aa possible, and let there be a law passed making It a pris on offense for any one of them to nae hair dye after hla aniyal.-Hon. James Canon.' . Is 1 am In Jail, charged with bone stealing, my opinion may not count but I wilt send It In .Just the aamo. Keop tbe red beaded men out of the lirHlrtTT Th kill ( .mlm.nt. aa II fast aa they are brought In. There f! Isn't a town In the territory with three red beaded men In It but what baa passed resolutions , to tbe effect that doing more bumping than any twenty baldbeada. Only the other day In the course of two hours be shot mole, a dog and all tbe Insulators off the tops of the telephone poles for distance of tbree miles. The Recorder wouldn't have ten lines of local news per week If It wasn't for our red bended man. Yea, uring on more. There Is said to be 200 of them in one community In Itbode Island, and all are named Green. Arizona 1s the cllmatoln wblcb they can ripen. Blie can promise them a mountain apiece. Lord, but what an opening there la for usl-Lone Jsck Recorder. Aitnongn we bad a narrow escape oursolf from training with the ml besds and therefore have a fellow fool ing for tliem, It la not on that account that we would go In for bringing 0,000 into the territory at once. A red bead ed man Is on tbe bump and bustle. lie Is never quiet Tie Is alwsys plan nlng. Something baa got to happen every day In tbe week. If we bad CHURCH SERVICES Firat Methodist The sermon themes for Sunday will be as follows: Morning, "The Spirit of the Age." In the evening, "The Bow of Promise." At the mid week service on Wednesday evening the theme will be, "The Secret of Strength." A chorus choir will load the singing at all these services. The services will all be made practical and interesting. "Come thou with us and wo will do thee good." Strangers in the city will be cordially wcl coined. Those not having a church home elsewhere are invited to unite with us. C. C, Rarick. minister. Norwegian-Danish M. E. t ; . S at a aa services at u a. m. ana 7 wo p. m. Sunday school at 10 a. m. Mr. Albert Carlsen, superintendent Scandinav 7,000 or 8,000 with na, Arlsona would ian ar tCA-iWy invited: O. T. Field, be one of the United States within n pastor. year or on her way to that country of asms ana brimstone. Promise 'cm anything on oartb to get 'em here and men lasso every man and tie him up to something that will bold hlm.-I!luej 11111 Howler. Astoria Theater---Saturday, Feb. 22 Arlsona would have sUll been an In dian bunting icround bot for red bead- oa mon. a. hat we want Is 10,000 more of them. Tbe editor of this pa- pox le jMiniii.iniiy acquainted with noj less than c".a red beaded men, and, while they unven't made any of tbe rivers run upstream, they have kept the American eagle shrieking for tweu-ty-four hours a day. What's the mat ter with promising every one who will settle bore n bucking broncho 1-Wolf Creek Gazette. Crest Men's Oslnlsit'" V Jim HellMO wants to know what we think of red headed men. What did Caesar think of them T What did Alex ander tbe Great aay of them? What didNapoleon do with an army of them? We have long known that the crying need of this territory waa more red beaded men, thousands more, bnt we are a bumble and modest weekly ecuior ana have kept atill about It When we went back home to Indiana last aummer, we aaw hundreds of the right sort and we believe they could be secured with very little trouble. In fact, every Indiana farmer with red beaded eon or daughter feels aa-ETleved and wants to get them off bis hands. Come on, ye red beads-come to the only country on earth where tbe color is appreclated.-Colouel John Sinclair. Holy Innocents Chapel Sexagcsima Sunday. Morning ser vice, 10 a. m.; Sunday school, 11:15 a. m.; no evening service. Chrietian Science. Services at Odd Fellows' building, Tenth and Commercial streets, rooms 5 and 6 M 10 a. m. Subject, "Mind." All are invited Sunday school. 11:30. Reading room, same address; hours from 12 to 5, daily, except Sunday. First Norwegian Ev. Luth. Sunday school meets at 9:30 a. m.; morning service at 10:45; evening ser vice at 7:30. Theo. P. Neste. pastor. Baptiat Church. At 11 L m. the subject will be 'Christ's Increase; evening service at 7:30, theme, "Face Pictures of Je hovah." Sunday school and B. Y, P. U. meetings at regular hours. Con rad L Owens, pastor. ' ' ! r " f , , ; - j i i .mini , n,i , 'f I ' ' g I' !. V I " ' First Lutheran. There will be no services in the First Lutheran Church owing to the pastor being absent at the confer ence, bunday school as usuaL The Luther League Circle meets at 6:30 in the church parlors for devotional exercises, u fc.. Kydquist. Dastor. CANT BE SEPARATED. Dancing School KEARNEY HALL. Exchange Street v Opposite Skating Rink, BEGINNERS CLASS. Monday Evening Feb. 17th. Latest Quickest and Most Approved 5 , Methods Taught i ; lllH V "x am n i.More than two-thirds of your life you wear shoes. Did you ever think f that? - Thc!Dr. A. Reed Cushion Shoe Waa built to give your feet comfort two-thirds of your life; the rest you aleep. The W. L. Douglas Has a world-wide reputation, one and be np to date. '"' " Wear A. 543 BOND STREET. Opposite Fisher Bros, i ' Best kins of logging shoes, ham made, always on hand. fait, CHARGED WITH HOBSS aTIALUIO." the United States ought to annex Can ada, Mexico or some other blamed old thing. They always want to be annex Injf -something-, and when there Is noth ing to annex they find fault with tenderfoot'a coattalla aa an excuse for sbootlug him. In fact it waa a red headed son of a gun that worked me In on this horse deal, and the red head ed prosecuting attorney haa Just prom ised that I shall get at least ten years for It-Hon. Qulney Davis. DD.. L. D. The Tribune baa no use for red head ed men. "We have had three on the staff, and all have been f atlurea. . We believe that If thla territory la to ever , become a state It will be after we have encouraged four or five thousand bald- heads to settle among us. The man who baa no hair to attend to la the chap who hnetlee. Grass Valley Trib une. h t ,"' ' ; ' ('.: ' " The Esgle For, Red Hesds. The Eagle goes In for red beada, be they men r women. We went all the way to Vermont to marry a red beaded girl, and aa a wife she takes the cake. We leave the bouncing ail to her, and in the last six weeks she has thrown five different men out of the office and broken the legs of three of them. When she goes after a delinquent subscriber she either brings 'tbe money or his scalp back. !If ire had ten red headed men In this town thore'd be a funeral every day and real estate would be at least 25 per, cent higher, Send to Mas sachusetts and promise the crowd 100 acres of land apiece. Mountain, Eagle. in answer to Jim Hellso'a circular we want to tell him that there la a ri heeded man In this town who Is1 Jim Ilellso ought to be kicked for lesvlng the rci headed women out of but circular. Catherine of Russia, Joan of Arc, Queen Elizabeth, tbe mother of Washington-why, we could string tne ust out a rod long. It wss a red besded girl wbo Bred the first shot on the Meld of Lexington. It wss a red hoaded dame wbo fired the last shot at Bunker Hill. Who but a red headed woman rang the old bell for liberty? Uow many poets, atatesmen and warriors owe their auccesa to red headed wives? Get red heeded men here get tbem In droves but don't skip the red beaded females. Tslk to tbem softly snd bring tbem along. If Arlsona can be saved, tbey will do it Big Cave Reporter. Aa to that circular, Mr. Ilellso, we want to aay: Hurrah for tbe red heads! Get 'em bere by tbe million. Get the long haired ones In particular. Get Some Astoria People Have Learned How to Get Rid of Both. Backache and kidney ache are twin brothers. You can't separate them. And you can't get rid of the back ache until you cure the kidney ache. If the kidneys are well and strong, the rest of the system is pretty sure to be in vigorous health. Doan's Kidney Pills make strong, healthy kidneys. H. J. Young, of 2901 Morrison street, Portland, Ore., says: "I have had no occasion to use any kidney medicine since 1903, and that is the very reason why I can recommend Doan's Kidney Pills so strongly. This remedy relieved me at that time 39 CLAY CLEMEN Hf AND A SELECT CAST OF PLAY ERS DIRECT FROM NEW YORK PRESENTING "The New fi?.Yr A BEAUTIFUL COMEDY-DRAMA IN FOUR ACTS. -EJCLAY CLEMENT IN HIS ORIGINAL CHARACTER Baron HohenstauiTen Prices $1.50 to 25c two red headed women for every one of an annoying attack of kidney com- red headed man. Get droves of red beaded young uns and let them grow up among us. Let every official of the present government who Is not a red beaded man resign and give place to a bustler, rut them In official posi tions In every town in tbe territory ana give 'em room to get hold with both feet Arlsona is on the wabble, We have tried all else, and now let us turn to tbe red beads. Let the rlcb brick red color flaunt Itself from every hilltop and be found In every valley and let It be a crime equal to that of murder for a barber to clip off any of the capillary substance or for a drug gist to be found with a bottle of hair dye on his shelves. Red Rock Sun. The editor of the Kicker thanks the above persons aud papers for their ex presslons ana stands ready to work with any commission appointed to bring about the red headed Influx. He also returns thanks that none Of them bare mentioned the fact that his owu hair started out to be red, but faded away to a .French pea color under the hralu strain of making tbe Kicker tbe leading weekly of the civilized world. M. 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The genuine Foley's Honey and Tar con tains no harmful drugs and is in s yellow package. Refuse substitutes. For sale by T. F. Laurin. An Easy Way Out of Trouble. "We 'simply can't go on as we have been going,'' he declared. ."We , are pending more than I'm making. You surely must be ablo to understand that such a state of affairs can't last long." 'Then.' dear," she soothingly replied, why don't you make more r Chicago Record-Herald, How They Found Out 1 When tbe Lawtona hsd lived in Wll low Park about a month they were In vlted to a succession of little dinners at the houses of their new neighbors. Mr. Lawton was on a dyspeptic'a diet and Mrs. Lawton was endeavoring to reduce her weight "I suppose we shall have to eat all sorts of things we don't wish or else seem rude," said Mrs. Lawton mournfully as they set out for the first dinner. To their growing surprise, tbe bills of fare placed before tbem at each din ner, although not remarkably varied, were all composed of such dishes as they could both enjoy. "I don't see how you all hit on Just the right things when Mr. Lawton and I really are such difficult guests," said Mrs. Lawton in a burst of confidence one af ternoon when the neighbors were taking tea with her. The ladles looked at each other, and ! then one of tbem Spoke. ' "You know Mary Slonn, who comes to wash for you Tuesday mornings!" she said. "Well, I have her Mondays, and Mrs. Green has her Wednesdays, and she Irons for Mrs. Porter Thurs days' And scrubs for Miss Homer Fri days, so you see" , : Her voice trailed off into silence, but Mrs. Lawton no longer wondered. She saw." ,, r , ' , Don't forget the Football Dance in Logan's Hail tonight Hill II I llll 1 1 IS I Httl Ml Milium 'sllH Open and Ready ! FOR BUSINESS ' With a full line of spring and summer goods. 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