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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 13, 1907)
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1907. THE MORNING ASTOIUAN.' ASTORIA. OREGON. EVOLUTION. ' J 1 at mt a wvl.li ruliidt In tli ntiflit Imt iin.t; I st me a wel.h mtiblt Whrb) to .my tny fasti limply a wolili Mlililt, A hurmlvM, armlva thins;, With nut a led to lm1 on, Nor voice to i)ouk or Inf. I at nm wulh rnblilt Tlion tiM mywtlf away To bod nd (Imam and wl.lilnf 'Twer lunger y.t tilt dnyt Itnply ft welali rabbit, A wIIobk, gullflt'ii beast That luitli no uili.r rnlMlon Than rvltii fur a'feast. I at a wol.h rabbit. Uedauokal t thought It Ml Ilut ftor I hud Kim. to ila.p How quickly It did grow Into tli. KiraiRt creature Into the innri'. of nlKht, Into th Klbberlih monkeys, Into tha lmi that fright, Into tha rlnittnlM rmiitor, Into tha Jubbarwnckf, Into tha jangling jaguars, Jiiln tha mix hiirimd m, , Into tha Imraa wllli flipper., Into tha ho with wing, Into tha cat with fonlht.r., Into tha sow that slnga Into nil mnnnar of creature Of tha aarlh mid tha air and th toft And all of tham prnmeiiadlng Or dttlnf ftround on ma. I ftta ma walah rubblt In th night lnt paati I ata ma walah rabbit Whrby to uy my fatj Imply ft walall rabbit How euuld thara poaalbly b Is llttla thing Ilka that A whola managnrla? -Century Mftgftftln, Th Lsst Raaort James Anderson of the Scottish American (iolf club smiled at poor player on the Van Cortlnndt park links Is New York. "Ho rcmliitbi me of n chap I used to know," wild Mr. Anderson. "This chap played so limlljr that eveu tils caddlei made a butt of film. "Ho got a ball badly bunkered one day, and do what lie would he couldn't art It out nifnln. Whack, whack, whack, be went, minting every time. "After half an hour's work bo wiped hla wet face wlih hi haudkorcbluf and turned deenalrlwrle to the caddy. " 'Hang It,' be an Id, '1 have tried alt my club on this confounded ball! What on earth am I to do now? 'The enddy laughed hnrahly. "'Olve It a swat with yer bag,' be aald." Waxhlneton Star. Perlla ef th Uppar Air. l -lie 7M: 1 X j-Vx-; . . , r A r-f ,? ,r , . gu - i, , itfa Exaaperated Itelloonatle (colliding with akycrn)er)-Conround It! Some thing's got to be done to compel the tall building to carry ilghtal-New .York Press. Expert Accountant! Demanded. The guest looked up angrily. "Walter," he sharply said, "didn't you hear me ask yoa to bring my check r "Yes, sir; In a moment, sir," the waiter meekly replied. "Why uot nowT "Tho caahler Is figuring It out, air." , "Figuring It out? Why, all I've bad Vas a plate of bash." The waiter nodded. "Yea, air, but there wore seven kinds of meat In the bash, sir, and five of them advanced In prlco this morning, ; air, and so the cashier Is trying to equalise the cost of your bash, sir. There, he's beckoulng to me now, sir." Cleveland Tlaln Dealer. Hew It Was. "Was this man tlarrlgaa an entire stranger to youT" asked the cross ex amining counsel of a wltne In cast recently tried In an Ohio court "Wot's thatr asked the witness, a wary Irishman, wbo bad been warned to be cautious and exact In hla an swer, - "- ' The question was again pot to him. "Well, no, sor," said th man; "X could hardly aay thot, sor. In (act, be couldn't be, sor, for be bad but the one ar-rm, sor, but he was a partial stranger, sor. I'd nover seen hint be fure'-Uarper's Weekly. 1 Not His Fsult A first grade boy brought perfect spelling papers home for several week and then suddenly began to mlsi five and six out of ten. ' "How's that, son?" asked the father. 'Teacher's fault," replied the boy. "How Is It the teacher's fault?" "She moved the little boy that sat next to me." Llpplncott's. Whrln They Dlffr. She A man would rather have con tentment without love than love with out contentment. , He And a woman would rather have love without contontmcnt than con tentinent without love.-Detroit Trib une. ; - " ' ' ' There are plenty of happy people, but they are unnoticed in the noise the wretched make. ' KEKMIT OF TUB CONDITION OP ' THE ' AstoriaNationalBaDK 0,001.00 RBOO.OO 50,000.0(1 2,878.00 02.U7.4M 4,340.75 at Atorla, in the Stat of Oregon, at tlie clot of business, December 3, 1D07. RESOURCDS. Loans and dlocounts, ......... $-128,212.20 uwrurs in, secured and un- willed . l. H, bonds to secure circula tion .., U. 8. bonds to secure U. 8. uVio!t , ,. rreuilunn on U. 8. bond,.,, Iloads, seourltics, etc..,..,,,, Uanking liouse, furniture, ami llxturs. . Other real estate owned 8,233.41 Due from National Hunks (not reanrvs sgenu) 0,107 03 Due from State Itnnki and Hanker 17.220.00 Due from approved reserve sgenta lS0.3i0.BU I'hecki and other cah Items. . 2.547.82 ('leering boue certlflcates.... out of oilier National Hanks Frantlonal paper currency, iilrkel. and cent Ijw(u Mouy Iteserve In Hank, vin Sped tm,m Ugal trndrr note 17,000 140,048.00 IdtlempUoa fund with U. 8, irvaiurer (0 per cent circu lation) 878.00 O.OUO.00 883.00 1,280.27 Total $1)13,509.17 LIABILITIES. Capita itock paid In. ...... . ,$ SO.OOOjQO .Surplus fund 80,000.00 indlvided proflts, lea ex- iienses and taxe paid 18,338,87 National bank note out standing 17.800.00 Hue to Biaie uanK ai.o Hankers . . 2,277.42 Due to snproved reserve stents 000.39 Individual ditposits subject to tlieck 1338500.70 Demand rertlOcate of de "o.lt $ 68,049.73 Time certlflcates of de petit 1330,900.34 Certified checks ... 180.00 U. S. deposits tM,0OU.O0 777,300.79 Total ,.1013,800.17 Stat of Oregon, County of Clatsop, ss. I, J. E. Jlipgint, Cashier of the above., named bank, 00 solemnly swear that me suove statement is true to the best of my knowledge end belief, J. E. IUGG1SS, Csshier. Subscribed an.) sworn to before me this Ota day of December, 1907. GEO. C. FULTON. Notary Public. Correct Attest 1 OBO. H. GEORGE, GEORGE W. WARREN. L MANSLIt, 1 Director. REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE list National Bank st Astoria. In ths State of Oregon, at the dose of hutlness, December 3, 1007 RESOURCES. Loans snd discounts $575,771.64 Overdrafts, ttcured and un secured 1,493.08 U. S. bonds to secure circula tion , 33,000.00 Premiums on U. S. bonds 1.220.00 llonds, eourities, etc 60,930,00 Due from National Hanks (not reserve sgeuts 68,111.76 Due from Stats Banks and backers . 31.314.00 Due from approved reserve sgent 151,103.13 Checks snd other casn items. . 1.000.08 Notes of other National Hanks 220.00 Nickels snd cents 318.26 Lawful Money Reserve In Hank, visi Specie . $192,000 Legal-tender notes 18 102,013.00 Redemption fund with U. S. Treasurer (5 Mr cent circu lation) 1,650.00 Total. ..........11,104.744.81 LIABILITIES Capital stook paid in $100,000.00 surplus fund ................ io,ouo.w Undivided profits, less ex penses and taxes paid. ..... 28,642.97 National , Bank note out standing ; 32.880.00 Due to other National Banka.. 6,187.03 Individual deposit subject to oheok . $698,330.40 Demand otrtifloates - of de posit $226,641.18 Certified checks . ... 1,122.63 923,094.21 Total.. $1,104,744.81 State of Oregon, County of Clatsop, ss, I, S. S. Gordon, Cashier of the above named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. a. a. wiwvn, ' Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 6th day of December, 1007. V.BOELLINO, ' Notary Public. Correct Attests JACOB KAMM, G.O. FLA V EL, w. f. McGregor, , Directors.' HEMNGTON'S TABLETS ABSOLUTELY CURB ' Indigestion, Rheumatism, Diabetes, Kidney Diseases, Bladder Troubles, Liver complaints. A SURE KIDNEY AND LIVER CURE Ilav you healthy kidneys t If not, 70a will soon be attacked with that tsrrlbl Diabetes, Brlght's Dlsesse, Gravel, Dropsy or Rheumatism, and your health and hsppines ruined. We have ths only treatment that Is a sure jure for ths dreaded Brlght's Dlssase, Diabetes, and all other forms of Kidney and Bladder Troubles. If vour kldnev ara not health v. If ,. 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