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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (March 26, 1907)
TUESDAY, MARCH 2fl, 1907. THE MORNING ASTOMAN, ASTOKJA, OREGON. J J Playing a Trump Card (Original.) "There In no iimu trying any lontrr. I'ro stood your Inljumiin treatment for since wo'vo bn iimrrlod." "Tito honeymoon mid a fortnight" "If that brief period has fallen to uoarlly upon mo, wlmt would lift tluio of mu ll misery beT "Pretty glum prospect, Isn't It?" "A frightful prospect for mo." "Ton hurt phmsant hoino plenty of servants, nu oxcollont position la so rlfy. Don't you think these should make nnifiuU for very Imperfect bus Uml?" "No, I da not. I'm going sway." Where'" "Abroad. Mother In going with m," "You're got It all arranged." "I haveu't mid anything to mother about It yet, but I'm aura she'll go." "Very well, I'll atay nt horns." "IIoiuo! A nit nntuo for Itt Ttlua benrd house would be a better one." "Io you mean by that Unit I am to bring lu another wife?" "You'll baro to got a divorce first." "I aball bo In no hurry for tlint, but 1 tiiuitt have some ou to keep boua for me." "Your Aunt Harriot would do very wall." "Tbnnlt you, no. To llvo with Aunt Harriot would b worae than" "Auotlier Insult." "living alone. muat hare aoma on who will b companionable, to be bare when I coma boua for dinner, to speak a word to mo when I coma In front tba club bafort going to bod la abort to make tba house aa cheer fill aa It can be roada while tba wlfo la way." "You seem to .consider It an atay utter to flud aucU parson." "I bar oua already lo mind." "Wbomr "I can't aa what Intereat It la to you to know, but alnca you art curloua 1 don't mind aaylng tbat I refer to Mrs, Beardsleo." Mrs. Beardaleet" "Bba'a been vary unfortunate mar rted but a year when aba loat bar hus band, and ber father failed. I under stand aba'a looking for a situation aa companion for aoma old lndy." "Io you call yourself an old UdyT "Oil. no, only au old fool. Ura. Ueardnleo. you know, before my mar riage with you"- "Ob. y-a. I know very well the ef fort alio wmlo to get you." -"ajimcJ tur nn liiMt matrimony. Blio bad burd time of it, poor woman. with a buabond who drank." ; "And aba accuaed ma of drinking?' hotly. - "No; at tba Unit abe didn't know 'that I wo engaged (o you. 'If you leave ma, I know of no oua 'I would 1 rely upon for compaulonablp alie'a a ; aploudld housekeeper except Mra. Bcardaleo." "If you have no regard for your own good name, I Inalat that you ahould bare aomo for mlue. For you to bring an old flume Into your bouao would make a frightful acandal." "It will not trouble roe, anil, aa for you, you muat remember that when couple aeparatea neither baa any con trol over tho acta of tba other." Thla waa an ounce of prevention In atead of a pound of cure. Tba lady waa ataggered. "That's when they art divorced," aha aald. "A divorce would ueceaaarlly follow la time. It'a great drawback In ev ery way for couple" to be married and nva apart." in1 vrm ivniiM tnurr votir hA J - w-.w ; flamar j "Wneo tbat pertains to ma at a pe riod after our aeparatlou I muat do cllne to take you Into my confldonct." "Why not abut up tba housoyou go In one direction, I In another "What advantage would there be la thatr Ton wouldn't bead housekeeper." "I'm content here. 1 have no deslrs to leave my comfortable borne." "I aee bow It la. You're trying to get ma out ao tbat you can get that horrid lira. Beardsleo In my place." Bho put ber handkerchief to ber cyea; but, represaliig ber tears, aba nerved beraelf to appear Indifferent "When do you gor bo aaked with out noticing bur remark. , "I aha II couault my own conven ience. I'm not going to be turned out of bouae and borne till I get ready, and If It la for the purpoao of making room for your old flame I ehall not go at all." "If you go, I ehall certainly get Ura. Beardsleo to keep bouae for me, If 1 can." "Ob, never fear for tbat She'll come quick enough." "Then I understand tbat you will not or No. I won't" "And you are dbtpoeed to etand my brutality for lifetime V "For ago rather than have that wo man come Into the bouae, I being turn ed out of It" "Suppose we spend tho evening at the theater. I've been rather tried In a business matter today, and 1 think aome recreation would do ma good." Bho glanced at bim. Ha looked tired and careworn. "After all." abe aald, "I think I have been the one to blame. Yea, let'a go to the tbeatert" THE TIRST SIGNS Of Severe Kidney trouble are In the Back, MANY WAIT TOO LONG Valuable Prescription Whioh Anyone Can Prepare at Small Coat Tee Mueh Kidney Trouble and - Rheumatism Here. Take care of backache. A ureal many cases of kidney complaint are reported about her!, also bladder trouble and rheumatism. An authority once stated that pain In the back, loin or melon of the kid neys Is tho danger signal nature hangs out to notify the sufferer that there I something wrong with the kidneys, which should receive Immediate at tention. Only vegetable treatment should be administered and absolutely no etrorucly alcoholic patent medicines, which are harmful to the kldne anJ bladder. The flowing prescription, while simple, harmless and Inexpensive, Is known and recognized as a sovereign remedy for kidney complaint. The In gredients can be obtained nt any good prescription pharmacy, and anyone can mix them: Compound Kargon, one ounce; Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound Syrup Bar" saparllla, three ounces. Shake well in n bottle and take In tipoonful doses after each meal and at bedtime. This preparation in said to restore the natural function of the kidneys, so they will sift and strain the poison ous waate matter, uric aclJ, etc., from the blood, purifying It and relieving rheumatism. Backache will be re lieved, the urine will be neutralized and cleared and no longer a cause of Irritation, thereby overcoming such symptoms as weak bladder, painful, frequent and other urinary difficulties. wliilfrKiHifniiK Miei?l TPliole, U "Oil Die cx'cualou nt a wedding ceremony. One often seen unnr a running stream a long poI( having one end revolting freely In. s'xlcctwl peg, whllo the other, overhanging the water, la equip ped with miniature puddles. Thl Is the HosiiIho rousting Jack. The sheep to be cooked Is Impaled on the log, a Are Is lit underneath, and while tho current spina the puddles and the polo merrily round the big' Joint Is cooked llteiully to a tuni.-Wlde World Magazine. Why Che Was Pleased. Tees-DM Mr. fioretn ever call on you? J Yes; bo called last even ing. I waa quite delighted when the girl brought up bis card. Tcss-Ob. come now. You weren't really delight ed? Jese-Ortalnly, You see, If abe hadn't brought up his card I might have gone down to him, thinking It wps aome one elxo. Philadelphia Press. Tlennen's Toilet Powder Suited For Something. "Your little boy may become preal dent aomo day." "I hardly think so. Archibald la too modest and retiring." "Oh, well, be may get to be vlet pre!dent."-Pbllttd!lphla Bulletin. la the patten powder for the Imitations end substitutes glibly described aa being "aa good as Mennen's." The utmost that any Imitator can do la to counterfeit the external appearance of Mennen's product. The powder Itself can not be imitated because both the Ingredi ents and the process of manufacture are tba secret oi tne Mennen Uompani that lea" ft box that cannnt h m. tilled wltb an Inferior powder to be sold aa "Mennen's." Bayers of Mennen's Borated Talcum Powder can always protect themselves from fraudulent substitutes and worthless Imita tions by insisting on Mennen's In "the sex Utl MI nr. : To prevent Imitations of the MeiiMn pack age toe Mennen Company baa Invented the I. .a a .1 FaesbnUeef Box. ' nv jtm i trlwl Mtomb's VloM BoraUd Tslcnm Tollrt PawdarT lM OMttal to vlolat Mrfum will And Mmnn'i Vlnl.t T.f,., r.. Krsnt wllb tb odor of hwb-plackod Pra vlolots. For ! irrr- cam fr- wberaforlBemU. BrmtU, postpaid, on receiptor ortte. DaoiDUfrM rsetimiieofBox. GERHARD MENNEN CHEMICAL CO.,Newark,N. J. OssnoU-d nndor the rood and Drag Act, Juna M, 19oJ; garUl No. 1541 CAN T BE SEPARATED 8om Astoria People Have Learned How to Get Rid of Both. The Bosnian Roasting Jack. A curloua variety of the old faab loned roaatlng jack 1 used by tho peasants of Bosnia and Herzegovina One of the important Duties ot Fnysicians ana the Well-informed of the World is to lcnrn ns to th relative standing and reliability of t!m leading manufactur era of medicinal agents, as tho most eminent physicians arc the most careful as to tho uniform quality and jx-rfect purity of remedies prescriln-d by them, and it is well known to physicians and the Well-Informed generally that the California Fig Syrup Co., by reason of its correct methods and jHTfect equipment and the ethical character of its product has attained to the high standing in scientific and commercial circles which is accorded to successful and reliable houses only, and, therefore, that the name of the Company has lcomc a guarantee of the excellence of its remedy. TRUTH AND QUALITY apical lo the Well-Informed in every walk of life and are essential to permanent suc cess ana creditable standing, therefore wc wish to call the attention of all who would enjoy good health, with it blessings, to the fact that it involves the question of right living with nil tho term implies. With projxr knowledge of what is liest each hour of recreation, of enjoyment, of contemplation nnd of effort may Ihj made to contribute to that end and the use of medicines disH iised with generally to great advantage, but as in many instances a simpfe, wholesome remedy may Ik- invaluable if taken at the proer time, the California Fig Syrup Co. feels that it is alike important to present truthfully the subject nnd lo supply the one crfect laxative remedy which has won thenppoval of physicians and the world-wide Acceptance of the Well-Informed because of tho excellence of the combination, known to nil, and the original method of manufac ture, which is known to tho California Fig Syrup Co. only. t This valuable remedy has Ixvn long nnd favorably known under the name of Syrup of Figs nnd has attained to world-wide acceptance as the most excellent of family laxatives, and ns its pure laxative principles, obtained from Senna, are well known to physicians nnd tho Well-informed of the world to be the lest of natural laxatives, wfc have adopted the more elaborate name of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as more, fully descriptive of the remedy, but. doubtless it will always le called for by tho shorter name of Syrup of Figs and to get its beneficial effects always note, when purchasing, the. full name of tho Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the front of every package, whether you simply call for Syrup of i Figs or by the full name Syrup of Figs nnd Elixir of Senna as Syrup of Figs nnd Elixir of Senna is the one laxative remedy manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. and the same heretofore known by the name Syrup of Figs which has given "satisfaction to millions. The genuine is for sale by all leading druggists throughout the United States in original packages of one size only, the regular price of which is fifty cents per bottle. Every bottle i3 sold under the general guarantee of the Company, filed with the Secretary of Agriculture, at Washington, D. C, that the remedy is not adulterated or misbranded within the meaning of the Food and. Drugs Act, June 30th, 1906. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO; Backache and kidney ache are twin brothers. You can't separate them. And you can't get rid of the back ache until you cure the kidney ache. If the kidneys are well and strong, the r-st of the sysl&i Is pretty aure to be In vigorous health. , Doan's Kidney Pills make Strong, healthy kidneys. Jacob Morelock, farmer, living on Rural Ave., between Haael and Lau rel Sts., galem, Oregon, Bays: "What I said about Doan's Kidney Pilla three yeara ago after having used them for which had troubled me for aome time, waa only the plain truth. I procured them and they acted up to the repre sentations made for them and before I had used a whole box I found great relief. In a short time the action ofj tho kidney secretions was corrected and the pain and aching waa removed from my back. I cheerfully recom mend Doan'a Kidney Pilla to an'one troubled with backache or kidney complaint" Plenty more proof like thla from Astoria people. Call at Chas. Rogers drug store and ask what customers re port For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agenta for the United LStateaj. Remember the name Doan'a take no other. STEEL a EWART ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS In Business fotBusiness and Your.Satisfaction. We make it our aim to do first class work at reasonable prices. I &22 Twelfth Street. Next to the Astoria Theatre. ' ntittMiiiiiitt iimt THE G E M C. F. WISE. Prop. Choice Wines, Liquora Merchant Lunch from and Cigars 11:30 a.m. to 1:309 jn. Hot Leach at aO Hours , Centa Corner Elerenth and Commercial ASTOSIA OREGON and SUNDAY TRAVEL TO PORTLAND Travel from thla city to Portland on Sunday at tho low round trip rate of $2.60 ta on the Increase and many enjoy that day In the metropolla each week. Tola rata will be continued throughout the winter and the volume of travel toward Portland every Sun day would Indicate that the public appreciate It 11-S-tf Louisville, Ky. San Francisco, Cal. U S. A. London, England. New York, N. Y. s 1 ( "Cures Coughs; Colds; Croup, La Grippe, Asthma, Threat ) and Lung Troubles.' Prevents Pneumonia and Consumption T. F. Lauren Owl Drug Store. THE ORIQllSfAL LAXATIVE HONEY and TAR in the - YELLOW PACKAGE Don't Complain. If your cheat pains anJ you are un wwon't laat long A euro for all pul monary diseases. MrMs. J, O&l Yea ton, Texas, writes: 1 cant say enough for Ballard'a Hoarhound Syr up. The relief It haa given mo la all that it la necessary for me to say." For sale at Hart'a drag atore. Get a bottle now and that cough Buy a bottle of Ballard's Hoarhound Syrup, and you won't have any cough, able to aleep because of ' a cough. Kansas, the home of the grasshop per and mammoth com crops, this week made a new bid fr fame. Jnnies W. Gldley announced to tha biological society of Washington the discovery of a new horned rodent in the Miocene of Kansas. This rodent, a skeleton of which was unearthed by Mr. Gtdley. la about the size of a wood, chuck, and has two upright horna pro trudlng from Its akull. It la the only rodent known to scientists which wear horns. And all this discovery made in prohibition Kansas! THE TRENTON First Class Liquors andGigars. 602 Commercial Street. Corner Commercial and 14th Astoria, Oregon. To Be Happy and Gay ! Means not only good thlnge to oat, but alao the beat of thinga to drink, ' f A.L. I & -m II i. . am a a no in pw qt goou Au rin ki n ouna at wanton Rye and Bourbon Whiskies, Choice'WInes and Champagnes. Two In One Winter. C. K. Emerson, of FItawllllam, N. H., had two attacks of pneumonia In one winter. He writes that two physici ans said bo could not recover from tho last attack. After they had flTen up hope ha began taking Foley's Honey and Tar, which brought him out ail right Ho writes that bo surely thinks Foley's Honey and Tar la the grandest remedy for -throat and lung troubles. T. F. Laurln, Owl Drug Store. THE COMMERCIAL i; 609 Commaroial 8t H. B. PARKER. Proprietor. E. P. PARKER, Manager. PARKER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. First Class In Every Respeot Frao Coach to tho House. ' Bar and Billiard Boom. 1 ' Good Check Restaurant Aatorla, Oregon i, -1 Good Sample Rooms on Ground Floor for Commercial keo. Many business men are shortsight ed in not looking Into things. They are daily losing money by not adopt ing the great Holllster Rocky Moun tain Tea system. Makes them well and keeps them well. 35 cents. 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