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SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1008. THE MORNING ASTOMAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. 1$ Pilgrim Joe a Man of Integritu u a Statement Concfning I lit Piio Alleviator and Tell What It Contain. ilcopyrwiH, iw TATKMH? by en v In i j thut iil w My nii CopyMtiht, l'.tXi, by Ruby Doulaa.) TATK.MKNTN hnvo been made mm rl vii U lu business II fur prompt dmilul, My Pilgrim l'uln Allovlutor li uot luiulu l.y a trust I nui the original fond aoto Inventor, mid I mil putting It out front liumiiiiltiirliin motive. If I win imiko :i) per emit umt keep uif Biummiltnrliiu motive to tho front at ttlm mi mo tlniu 1 hIiiiII hnIc fur no grout- r re ward. My nllnvlntur contains uo breakfast food, It baa uothlng to do with llfo liwur- uuee. There Is no rebate ntlailieil to It, There I no "yellow dog" behind It I hove no I'nlltMl Ktatw sonutors In II l luJ V") ' I I I have never bribed members (if the l J IrKUIultiri) to iniikx It go, I VI From digging tin rout to waxing I In III" cork, there I no bundle nltuelied f Vt0 I K I offer 11.000 lu gold for every drop I of alcohol fn :4 lu i .iv nllcvliitor. ,f It con in In nothing to make the old lruuk(tril wore, It contain nothing to atnrt tln child on it cureer of vlco. j My eiu'iule point to tln fact Hint It fulled to allevlnte a mini In t'onnectlcut "TUtM rXUAI.K WAS WXtl'lNU." who wan blown up by it Hwdcr mag sime, .NotnuiK out iii u-rt ear waa found, ami I do n it pretend to alleviate fragment. There are forty ollit full doses In every bottle, mid the empty bottle make a beautiful yard nrunnient at a seaside re rt. The price I the same the your round, It cure frot bite In winter and dog bite lu summer. After licking the blade of uu nx on a froniy winter morn Ing nothing win Mouthe your Injured feelliiK lllvK my nllfvlutor. The bottle In h thick thut the chll : Ureii can plity h :-sc with It. In the went it I it fuvorllc iiiIh.hIIo for farm' era to throw nt h ;. No matte; what other no culled nl levlntor np;e:ir In market, do uot be deceived. At-k for the old and time tried ninl take iij oilier. After three ihoiiIIh fi-Jin (lute nil hot tie will lie m i Jc c:ii(liiiiiike prwf. (juukcH iniiy come by day or by night and with what forcu tin y will, but the bottle of ullevlator Hitting on tho par lor table will remain unilUturbed and be an unset to begin IhinIiu-hm ou anew. At the (iiilvcMton Hood one uf my hot- Ilea floated uitohm to the Went I mile and cured four pntlcnU wbeu opened. At tho Sun FiuucIkco lire ouo waa warped to tho nhnpe of tho letter "8" and (till preserved It content. Acertuln that your family druggist la uot a horse thief before asking him If be Bella Pilgrim Joo'i Alleviator. I wuh making for the towu of Iluxted Don one day luat week, feeling In my usual good apccrlta and wondering why all meu could not flgger out that In- I tegrlty paid 30 per cont proflt and no aftorclnp, when I met up with an old cum on foot who Boomed to bo made up of ainlle and blundmm Wo stop ped to push tho time of day, ami by and by bo mild: "Pilgrim, It wurina the cockles of my heart to meet theo. I have Just bought u slto for an orphau HHyHim, mm compile, mi 48 .r.rXiL'l SUMMER SPECIAL To ndvertlie our itunptd llnani w will nil eentcrpiecei likocnt itimiwd on frt Untn complete with flow to embroider. Regular value 90c Special 50c In orderint br nail mxA pott office or ei fitu oioner order mnd mmHm tkis tPr 'SKe ISTeedkcraffKbb ay"j.Vl. . . . 1 and I wouldit linva your opinion on the same. Come wild ma and vlow tbt apot where the fatherless will gam- bol by day and sleep by night Later on, If fliua sues lit, Uiou may contrib ute to the urand cborlty." An foundlutt orpliun asylum baa al waya boon right In my lino, I turned asldo o'ur the prnlrlu and tailored blm, After walking for hulf a mile ba atop ped mid suld: "Iluhold tha apot! Hero la peaca and rest mid uulotuoss. It la five tnlloa to the next habitation, No corner aaloon, uo ward heeler, no trouble and trav ail. lloro limit the orphan reot and sing lil song and fuar uo danger." I wu alluutly admiring the land seupo, which consisted of a hundred acre of prairie and a luiue boaa, wbeu I felt something hit tho back of my nock, mid two houra bud panned wben I opened my eye to earthly affair ag'lu. Then tha bland and smiling old kimii hud long departed, and wttb him bud gono my outfit It bud boon a put-up Job on a good and Innocent man, and It hud sitceeedod. For a time I know not which may to hint. My speerlt waa dowu to tero and my fill Hi In Integrity nil. Thus for a few minute, and then I Milled and aet out on foot towurd the towu mention ed. At I walked I remembered thut Intci.'rlty bud never deserted mo yet aud that oven In ruiiroud rebating I hud llvd to see virtue triumphant. It wn after dark when I got Into town, and what was my surprise to Dud Hint old smiling uud bland kuss selling my alleviator ou the public sipuire and passing himself off for me. I gnve him uore rope and then at a crltli'itl Juniliiro closed In ou him. When (hi1 populace found thut It hud been deceived there wo uo more work for mo to do. Tha people did It them selves. 1 Hiring the fervid excitement I managed to turn the victim's pockets v.rixig side out und posses myself of their foments, and when luvltcd to see him tarred and feathered aud ridden out of town on a rail I waa present In the front ranks. lutegrl' made one of the biggest trl iiutphs of the decade. It was almost as Bhk us uncovering the oerntlons of a coal road, I had sought my couch amid the plaudits of the multitude be fore I thought to count my cash. When I did so I found that not only my own had Iwen restored, but I had $40 be longing to the bland and smiling old kuss who was coated with tur. It waa then that I determined never to doubt lutegrlty again. Two duys later I was Jogging along between the towns of Hell Ilont and Angels' Itoost when I encountered female. It Is ag'ln my principles to encounter one when It can possibly be avoided, but this female was weeping, and It seemed my dooty to cheer her up. Hhe was going my way, and I of fered her a lift. Tearfully she climbed up beside me, and when I had given ber five mlnlts to subdue her emotions I asked : "Feller woman, bast the world given you the Icy heartr "A Ins. It's all leer' she replied. "Is It about tho old nianT "Hhe lie. He got tired of my looks and bade me take n skate." Then I looked more closely at her and did not II ml It In my heart to blame him, though I hold that no wo man Is to blnme for looking unlieautl fill, She can't help It more'n n mulley cow can help Is-lng bom without horns." "And where goest thou?" I continued "I gocth In surcti." "Of auother man?" "Tho same that Is, I was In aarch of another, but I have found him. Where thou goesf I will go." She stole her arm around my waist aud snugged up to me, and the tears went a way nnd aunshlno Illumined ber face. "I am not fret to marry," I said aft cr awhile. "Buck In tho state of Indi ana dwells an old woman who watches and wnlts for me. She moy conllner to watch and wait for years and years to come for nil she'll ever see me, but nev ertheless the legal part of It still holds. Love and matrimony are not for Joe." "Never lu this vain world will I let thee go!" says tho woman, with a great deal of fervor. It was then that I called upon In tegrlty to get a hump on her und pull me out of a bud hole, nnd It was also then that my faith lu her wns reward ed. Tho off foro wheel fell Into a rut and the female was pitched out on the soft prnlrlc on her head, and by the time she had scrambled up I hud the old boss under moshtm. nnd her ef forts to overtake mo wero lit vnln. M. QUAD, 11 In I lr.( l'ndrnt. A physlclnn of large reputation tells a good story about himself. "During my absence," he says, "my two youngsters got Into my consulting room. Presently one of them opened a door and started back In terror. 'Pooh! What nro you frald of?' bis playmate naked. 'It's nothing but an old skell Ington.' " 'Whwh where did It come from?' asked tho other, with chattering teeth. " 'Oh, I don't know. Father's bad It long time. I expect It wns his first patient. "Judge's Mugnzlne of Fun. Mttlaratlnui Clrcnni4ances. Mrs. Homer I see you have been granted a divorce. I'm so sorry your marriage did not turn out well. Mrs. Onylord-But It did. Mrs, Homer-1 beg pardon, but Mrs. Gaylord-I get $3,000 a year al imony. Isn't that well enough? ContlnnoiiK. ratlonco Did you say that Teggy wos fond of continuous performances? Patrlco Indeed, yes! Why, she was engaged to fourteen men nt the beacb this summer. Youkcra Statesman. Artistic and Cozy Village Residence Convenient and Compact Interior Arrangement Com bined With tn Copyrkht, I BOO, by P, FHONT T FU)OR PLAN Thin npi i uitly small house has parlor, iv :l'i room and dining aary kltctvi rooms, :i in rooms wriu Individual i deeply Inse but attract! while in tlie second story If S . j , r Xt!' jf wmmmammmmA J . mn v y i j :ffAvr:.cpma I FI?. :ji )iu and a storage closet The compact arrangement of the i. space, aud the treutment of the exterior gives the house an I'unce which Is lucking lu so many small residences. The v :'!inlo aud the triple windows In both stories present an odd . ;eurance. SECURED BY FRAUD. Prominent Young Man Accused of 8a curing Note by Fraud. SI'OKANE, Wash., Nov. 17. A war rant has been Issued for A. D. Gray, the on of Professor Gray, of the Washington State College. Gray Is a horso dealer, ond, It is alleged, se cured the names of eight prominent men at FalrfU'Id who pledged them selves to Join a stock company for the purpose of buying a stallion. Later In the day Gray appeared at the bank with a note for $5,000, signed by the eight men. Cashier Moss was ready to buy the note, but called up tho signers by telephone and found that the eight men had signed a blank paper which was inter filled In as a note. Gray left the Fdl'rfield bank and went to Oakesdale, where It Is reported he attempted to sell the note. Officers havo been unable to locate him, ABE RUEF FIRED. Court Decide He is a Usurper and Not Entitled to Office. SAN FRANCISCO. Nov. .17. Judge Seawell today decided that Abraham Ruef has no legal right to the office of district attorney to which be was appointed by Acting Mayor Gallagher after the board of supervisors had pretended to suspend W. H. Lnngdon. The court's opinion was oral. He said: "I am clearly of the opinion that the conditions of the charter do not apply to the district attorney's office and that the mayor and supervisors have no power of removal In regard to that onioe." REQUEST REFUSED. Emperor William Refuses to Grant Request in Polish Strike. BFillUN, Nov. 17. The personal appeal sent to Emperor William by Manager Stablewaskl, archbishop of Poson, In the matter of the, Polish school strike, In which the archbishop asks that Polish children bo given their religious instructions In the mother tongue, has been refused. Attractive Exterior. T. MscUgsn. Nswsrk. N. J, ELEVATION. SECOND FLOOR PLAN. really much room In It. Downstairs a room, all of good size. besUles the neces there arc four good, well lighted bed P. T. MAC LAGAN. COMMENCE RUNNING. Train Between Tacoma and Seattle Will Run 8unday Night. TACOMA, Nov. 17. The summary of the railroad situation as given out by B. E. Palmer, general superintend ent of the Northern Pacific at mid night, follows: "Trains will run to Seattle Sunday night." . ALWAYS WAS SICK. Wben a man says he Is always sick, troubled with a cough that lasted all winter what would you think If he should say he never was sick since using Ballard's Horehound Syrup. Such a man exists: Mr. J. C. Clark, Denver, Colorado, writes: "For years I waa troubled with a severe cough that would last all winter. This cough left me in a miserable condition. I tried Ballard's Horehound Syrup and have not had a sick day since. That's what It did for me." Hart's Drug Store HENEY MARRIED. SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 17. Fran cis J. Heney, deputy district attorney of Sun Francisco, and Miss Rebecca Belvln of Oakland, will be married at the residence of the biide today. Sells More of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy than of All Others Put Together. Mr. Thomas George, a merchant at Mt. Elgin, Ontario, says: "I have had the local agency for Chamberlain's Cough Remedy ever since It was Intro duced into Canada, and sell as much of It as I do of all other lines I have on my shelves put together. Of the many dozens sold under guarantee, I have not had one bottle returned. I can personally recommed this medi cine as I have used it myself and given it to my children and always with the best results." For sale by Frank Hart, Leading Druggist A man will buy patent medicine to make tho hair grow on his head and a woman will buy the same medicine to stop the hair growing on her upper Hp. NOTICE, NOTICE 18 HEREBY OPEN, THAT all persons who favor non partisan politics and tha economical adminis tration of city affairs and tha reduc tion of tha burdens of taxation, and ballevs that this and can best be ac complished bjrj nominating tho best men for offlca regardlesa of party pol itics through Citizens' Assembly, ar requested to assemble at the council chambers In tha City Hall In the city of Astoria, Oregon, at tha hour of t o'clock p, m. on Tuesday, the 20th day of November, 1906, for the purpose of nominating a full Citizens ticket to ba voted for at the coming general election. By order of the Citizens' Central Committee. C. J. TRENCHARD, Chairman. ll-l-tf CITY ADVERTISEMENTS. NOTICE. There is money in Alameda Avenue from Columbia to Ilwaco Avenue Fund to pay warrants numbered 21497 to 21E09 Inclusive. Interest will cease af ter this date. THOMAS DEALEY, City Treasurer. Astoria, Ore., Nov. 13, 1906. ll-14-10t NOTICE OF MEETING OF BOARD OF EQUALIZATION. 14th Street, From the 8outh Line of Franklin Avenue to the North Line of Grand Avenue. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT special assessment roll number 13S, made for the purpose of defraying the costs and expenses of improving 14th street, from the South line of Frank lin Avenue, to the North line of Grand Avenue, has been filed with the Audi tor and Police Judge, and numbered special assessment roll number 135, and that the committee on streets and public wajys hjaa been appointed a committee of the council to sit with the board of assessors to examine, correct and equalize the same, and that Friday, the 23rd day of Novem ber. A. D. 1906, at the hour of 2 o'clock p. m., In the council chambera In the city hall, has been fixed as the time and place of the meeting of said board of eauallzatlon. All objection! to said, assessment must be presented In writing. OLOF ANDERSON. Auditor and Police Judge of the City of Astoria, Dated, Astoria, Oregon, November 9th. 1901 10t-10-ll NOTICE OF MEETING OF BOARD OF EQUALIZATION. Eleventh 8treet, From the South Line . of Franklin Avenue to the North . Line of Harrison Avenue. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT special assessment roll number 136, made for the purpose of defraying the costs and expenses of improving Eleventh Street from the South line of Franklin Avenue to the North line of Harrison Avenue, has been filed with the Auditor and Police Judge, and numbered special assessment roll number 136, and that the committe on streets and public ways has been ap pointed a committee of the council to sit with the board of assessors to ex amine, correct and equalize the same, and that Friday, the 23rd day of No vember. A. D., 1906. at the hour of o'clock, p. m., In the council cham bers of the city hall, has been fixed as the time and place of the meeting of the said board of equalization. All objections to said assessment must be presented in writing. OLOF ANDERSON, Auditor and Police Judge of the City of Astoria. Dated Astoria, Oregon, November 9tn., 1906. 10t-10-ll NOTICE OF MEETIN OF BOARD OF EQUALIZATION. Eight Street From Center Line Ken sington Avenue, to a Point 55 Feet South of the North Line of Niagara Avenue. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT special assessment roll number 133, made for the purpose of defraying the costs aid expenses; on improving Eight street from center line of Ken sington Avenue to a point 55 feet South of the North line of Niagara Avenue, has been filed with the Aud itor and Police Judge, and numbered special assessment roll number 133, and that the committee on streets and public ways has been appointed! a committee of the council to sit with the board of assessors to examine, correct and equalize the same, and that Friday, the 23rd flay of November, A 03., 1906, at the hour of 2 o'clock P. m., In the council chambers of the city hall, has been fixed as the time and place of the meeting of said board of equalization. All objections to said assessment must be presented in wri ting. OLOF ANDERSON, Auditor and Police Judge of the City of Astoria. Dated Astoria, Oregon, November 9th., 1906. 10t 10-11 , CITY ADVERTISEMENTS. NOTICE OF M ! EETINQ "OFOARD OF EQUALIZATION. Bond Street, From a Point 15 Fee West of the East Line of 42nd Street to the Wt Line of 44th 8treet ' NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT special assessment roll number 1H, made for the purpose of defraying the costs and expenses of Improving Bond street from a point IS feet West of the East line of 42nd street to the West line of 44th street, has been tiled with the Auditor and Police Judge, and numbered special assessment roll number 134, and that the committee on streets and public waya has been appointed a committee of the council to sit with the board of assessors to examine, correct and equalize the same, and that Friday, the 23rd day of No vember, A. D. 1906, at the hourof 2 o'clock, p. m., In the council chambers of the city hall, has been fixed as the time and place of the meeting of said board of equalization. All objections to said assessment must be presented In writing. OLOF ANDERSON, Auditor and Police Judge of the City of Astoria. Dated Astoria, Oregon, November 9th., 1906. lOt-10-11 NOTICE. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the Common Council of the City of Astoria has declared Us determina tion and Intention to construct a sew er along the West side of Thirty seventh street In Adair's Port of Up per Astoria, from the North line of Duane street to the North line of Commercial street Said sewer shall be constructed of vitrified terra cotta sewer pipe ten Inches in diameter and on the proper grade to admit of suf ficient drainage, and In matters of detail said aewer shall be construct ed according to the plans and spe cifications therefor to be prepared by the City Surveyor as hereinafter pro vided and any matter of construction and drainage found necessary to make the improvement safe or substantial, shall be done by the contractor, whether specified or not, without ex tra charge. That the costs and expenses of con structing aald Improvement shall be defrayed by special assessment upon the lots, lands and premises benefitted by the same which said lots, lands and premises are Included in the special assessment district Including all lots, lands and premises so benefitted, to wlt: Lots t, 4, 5 and in Block 15, and Lou 1, 2, 7 and 8 in Block 14, all in Adair's Port of Upper Astoria, as laid out and recorded by John Adair, and generally known as Adair's Astor ia, In Clatsop county, Oregon. OLOF ANDERSON. Auditor and Police Judge of the City of Astoria. 11-T-llt NOTICE. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the Common Council of the City of Astoria has declared Its determination and intention to re-establish the grade on 2nd street In that part of the City of Astoria laid out and re corded by John McClure from the South line of Exchange street to the center line of (Duane street so that said grade when so re-established will be at the following elevations above the base of grades as established by ordinance No. 71 of the City of As toria, to-wit: At the Intersection of 2nd street and Exchange street at 189 feet above the base of grades; at the South line of Exchange street at 186 feet above the base of grades at the North line of Exchange street and at the intersec tion of 2nd street and the South line of Duane street, and alsoo the center line of Duane street at 170 feet above the base of grades and between the points above designated the slope shall be gradual OLOF ANDERSON, Auditor and Police Judge of the City of Astoria 11-7-llt NOTICE. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT the Common Council of the City of Astoria, has declared Its determina tion and Intention to re-establish the grade on Exchange street from the West line of 4th street to the West line of 2nd street in that part of the City of Astoria laid out and recorded by John McClure, so that said grade when so re-established will be at the following elevation above the base of grades, to-wit: At the Intersection of Exchange street and 4th street at 190 feet above the base of grades on the North side and 193 feet above the base of grades on the soutn siae. At the Intersection of Exchange street and 3rd street 196 feet above base of grades on the North side and 199 feet above the base of grades on the South side; and at the intersec tion of Exchange street and 2nd street at 186 feet above the base of grades on the North side and 189 feet above the base of grades on the South side and between the points above designated the slope to be even or gradual. OLOF ANDERSON, Auditor and Police Judge of the City of Astoria. 11-7-llt