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2 THE MORNING ASTOUIAN. ASTORIA. OREGON. SUNDAY, APRIL i, 1000. THE MORNING ASTORIAN Established 1873. Published Daily by THE J. S. BELLINGER COMPANY. SUBSCRIPTION RATES, By mail, per year $7.00 By mail, per month.. 60 By carrier, per month.... 65 WEEKLY ASTORIAN. By mail, per year, in advance.. $1.00 Entered aa second-clas matter June 38, 1905, at the postofllo at Astoria, Ore gon, under the act at Congress ot March 3, 1878. WOrderg for the delivering of THI Morn" ma iaroaiAM to either resideuce or place of bonoem nay be made by postal card or through tele hone. Any irregularity in de livery should be immediately reported to the office of publication. TELEPHONE MAIN 661. Official paper of Clatsop county and the City of Astoria. EDITORIAL SALAD. Tito woman who Immi'i miiv Wain is jtt a happy as tln one who ha. Tho most pupulur eolof for bed-room tittitijrs in pure white. Wry little blue pink or yellow, Curtain mutch the bed covers, o - " Little did 1 tliiuk." i'vci'i married woman says a !ie quiet a r itii; baby ami put the dinner over to cook "that 1 would ever come to this." WEATHJEE. Oregon and Washington, part- ly cloudy, with possibly showers. It looks ;is though the leading type in winter wedding gown, the princess and the Kinpire and the robe with omul train, would flourish at Master. As Ions; as it is uihlt, kiss the children good-night afier they are in bed; they like it. and it remain in the memory for years after yon are dead ami "one. With almost no preliminary blare of 1 1 limpets Mexico, after mi expenditure nf $,t.".(MM,lMH), has iiieiii'd an intf iwetin l.iilnmd line across the indiums of 'I'c' liimutcpcc and is ivuoliing out on both Mile for international hade. Mr. Wal lace the other day advised Americans to keep an eye on this railway, and il certainly will he rival to (he dumma canal, with th advantages nf (wihap eight or ten v 0i i s the slait. Of course all sensible people dcptoiv the cvt rax nuance and claptrap of sen sitional joiinialisni. but it is urpiiitii; and also no! a little aimisins; In note the toleration certain persons exercise in regard to it mi long as the sensational nevsiiiieis i0 exploit iujr them, and how eleulv they perceive the menace of (his variety l jtiiii-iinliiii n soon us its balteries ale turned ng!ittit them. CASTOR I A For Infaati and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought (Political Dnf rmatte n Boars the Signature lunsy is a pure preventive of moths. Sprinkle the leaves freely about your woolens and furs when putting them away foe the summer, and the moths will never gH into them. ,1 London is taking up the study of Plato. Should the fad spread the phil osopher of the groves of Academe may in time save the honor of being ranked with the " bet sellers" of our dav. THE LAYMAN NOT IN IT. And now comes Dr. Douglas Hyde in sisting that the old original Irish lan guage shall be recalled from antiquity and made the vehicle for all the con verse, speeches, orations and purposes of communication between the peoples of that nationality; and this, mind you to the utter exclusion of the layman who shall have no knowledge of the cult. What the deuce does he expect us to do for the humor, the fun, the wit, the bulls and the brogue that have kept the world laughing for a thousand vears or more. If every jolly Irish friend a man may have, and upon whom he relies for a relishable bit of down right fun, is to burst into dignified, un intelligible Gaelic everj- time he is spok en to, what is to be the fate of the lay man who is thus deprived of his invar iable resource for genuine fun? It is a shame, and with all due respect to the good doctor, we advise him to let things go as they are, and permit the world to have the old time pleasure of regaling itself at the inexhaustible fount of fun and blarney from which .half the good things of life are drawn If any aspiring Irishman enters this office and dares to impose on this staff with his original Celtic idioms and the heathenish mother-tongue, however well he may acquit himself otherwise, we'll "trow him out" and cut his acquaint ance until he comes to his senses and resumes his brogue and blarney, and the understandable lilt of keen and honest fun. THE POPULAR CHOICE. The Democrats of Oregon are pecul iarly indifferent to the law of the direct primary which they, themselves, foist ed upon the State. They are cooly re pudiating the organic step they helped to provide for best expression of popular choice" and are reserving their political action until the Republicans who have faithfully observed the fulj letter of the edict shall have named their their candidates, in the hope they may have an opportunity ot naming more acceptable and easier elected as pirants; they are doing more than this. they are registering as Republicans with a view of voting at the primaries for the weakest possible Republican, thus making it simpler for them to foist their own candidates before the people in their so-called conventions. They will find they have chosen a coarse and re' actionary program; the people are no fools; they know the object of the law; they know the scheme of the Democrats, and thev know how to rebuke such transparent and insulting overtures The Republican majorities in Oregon will be heavier, and Clatsop's will be among the stiffest. " If a man wore cast 011 a desert isl and." says .lust ice Harlan, "ami lud the Bible, Shnke-pesnv. and the "'011- "resMonal Record." he would have all the reading matter ho wanted." And the " t'ontiiessional Record," too. l uele Sam autunlly distributes !H," tons of seeds free to farmers and others at an annual cost f delivery through the post ollico of &U..HM). If the so d like that pukcn of in Holy Writ, fell oil good gixnmd and produced abundant- ly after its kind, titer iglit lie some justification for this paternalistic ptiir tiif; but as a matter of fact most of il falls by the wayside mid aiming the thorns of politics. Still, we shall prob ably go on scattering it. SWOLLEN VEINS SPRAINS-STRAINS Cured by our Hand Woven Elastic Bands and Stock ings. II Over-fatness and weaknesses relieved by our Abdominal Belts. Writ far Ntinks and took, W00DARD, CLARKE & PORTLAND, OREGON CO. A lumbering contemporary struggles with the Adullauiites and the primal curse, and achieves two biblical misquo tations out of a possible two. which will do very well if it can be lived up to. A defense of the Senate i to be pre pared by Mr. Tillman, who might him self apply fof admission to seeoud-clasg rates as a ten-cent magazine, in self-defense. President Amador's decree against the lauding of pauper, diseased or other wise objectionable immigrants in Pana ma is commendable. The isthmian re public needs a huge increase of impu tation and may welcome good immigra tion, but it certainly does not want to be a itssi,io for the slop of creation. In past yciirs it has often been the re sort of men who lud left other coun tries for those countries' good, but und.r its present wise and nohite ad ministration it is being redeemed from that reproach. T) SPICES, 0 COFFEEJEA, POWDER, FUVOKIilGEXTOCTS Absolute Purify, fines, Flavor, CLOSSET&DEYERS r PORTLAND, OREGON. Anuoiineemoiiis oi'enmliilHic mr office will be puullnlieil In lliioiiliiiiiiu a l reason alile mica for men ol nil partUm, REGISTRATION lli'MlMrntliill Intuitu ooelieil liy Coillilv t'leikn. Tueailiiv. Itettlhtniilou liooka eloxeil for t'rluiiil'V Kleeliou, Apt h III, ft . In, .liuimu y 'J, Ym Iteiilxlriitlou hook oiicneil lifter inlniurv eleetlon. Am II 11. Id'Hlittmllou hook eh weil for K'iioiiiI eleellou, May .",b , 11 ' DIRECT PRIMARY ELECTION County Clerk ulve notice of fi linniy Flection not Inter Hum March . m iliiy lor llllnii petllloun lor tlnc!iiic Muiienim Imllnl for nUile, uiiiiuimmIoiimI and illatrleloltteea, MiiivIi lltl. 1,111 tiny lor ft 1 1 it u pcUHona fur County ofttena, April 4, DATE OF PRIMARY ELECTION, APRIL ao, 1906. ('luivimsliiK volca of primary ulcctloua mmtiilp otitic' May a. , GENERAL ELECTION liut iliiy forrtllnucortlltciiteaor nomination flir alate iiijicm Itv iianeiulily of (doctor, April la. litst ilny tor tlllnii iioiiilimtliijr pciltitma fur atutn office, May 4, Uisl day for lllliitf ecrllflcalea of iiomliiniloiia for county iiftleem Icy aaacmlily ot elector. May . IjisI ituy for lllliiu nomlmitiug petition for county oftlcc, May l!. jll ( , GENERAL ELECTION, JUNE 4 BE SURE AND REGISTER CANDIDATES ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR GOVERNOR. jeet to the approval of Republican Republican, of Oregon are hereby voter, at the prlmarle. A. M. CRAWFORD. A German statistican has calculated what part of a woman's life is spent before her mirror. lie begins with 6 years and ends with 00, and makes the time consumed equal to 70110 hours, or ten months of life. Mrs. Gondel, the wife of the Johannes burg millionaire, has been married twenty-five years, and during that time has presented her husband with thirty three children. She has had five sets of triplets and is said to be a fine look ing woman. San Francisco is becoming dignified with age, and her merchants now ob ject to their Eastern correspondents spelling the name of the city by the Golden Gate " Frisco." The spelling re form has not yet got beyond the Rockies. It is said that Ilettv Oreen. the shrewdest woman in the world, can stand in City Hall Square, New York ana see $o,wu,tiw worth ot her own property, and every one know- she owes her millions to her own cleverness, not to either husband or father. The will of MNs Susan B. Anthony has been offered for probate. The estate amounts to about .10,000 all of which is left to the woman's suffrage cause Rev. Dr. Anna Shaw of Philadelphia Lucy E. Anthony of Philadelphia, and Mary S. Anthony are named as the trustees. Don't teach your children that it is a shame to wear worn, and patched clothes if you are not able to afford better, but that it is no honor in M-ear- wg new ones that are not paid for. A poet said, "Remember that rags may cover a boy who will some day be the great world's joy." 0 Matrimonial tickets are supplied by the Canadian Pacific Railwav to thoe settlers in the Northwest territory who wish to make a journey in order to get married and on presenting the re turn coupon and a marriage certificate a man is netitled to free transportation for his bride, 0 One billion dollars is estimated to be the money value of the standing tim ber in the five Pacific states Washing ton, Idaho, Oregon, California, and Mon tanaand, according to government re ports just at hand, the timber areas are incalculably immense. The latest alarm that has been rung in is that the potato is posinous, the reason being that the paris green with which the plant is sprinkled hiv settled in the ground and infected the tuber itself. The time is coming when every thing you eat will have to be provided with a certificate of good character. '0 For .$300 a farm electric light plant can be installed. What would our fore fathers, with their tallow candles, think to see their children's farms in a glory of incandescent bulbs? Besides, the gas oline engine which runs the dynamo at night can saw wood or grind feed all day and like 1 white wings " it never grows weary.' Church Notices Grace Episcopal Divine service at Grace Church, Sun day, at 11 a. m. and 4 p. m.; Sunday school, 12:20 p. m.; at Holy Innocents' chapel, Uppertpwn, 10:30 a, m. and 7:30 p. m. 1 Bethania. This morning, Rev. G. Blessum will preach, 10:45 a. m.; evening, 7:30 in Rev. 0. E. Raaheim's place. First Presbyterian. Rev. W. S. Gilbert, pastor. Morning worship, 11 o'clock; communion, short sermon, second of series on Moses; Sunday school, 12:15; Men's League 12:30;' Y. P. S. C. E., at 0:30; evening worship, 7:30. Miss Fra.icr represent ing the Board of Home Missions of New York wil give an address. At 3 o'clock a mass meeting will be held in the church to be addressed by Paul Rader superintendent of Anti-Saloon League of Oregon. Monday evening, a book-social will be held at th church. All are in vited to all services. First H. E. Church. At the 11 o'clock morning service Rev. J. M. Ellefsen will preach, and the even ing sermon will be by Rev. Paul Rader, of Portland, at 7:30. Class meeting at 10:15; Sunday school at 12:15; Epworth League at 6:30. Subject for League ser vice "Serving With Christ." Leader Mis Shanks. Everybody invited to all services. W. S. Grim, pastor. First Baptist. Rev. Paul Rader, late of Boston, Mass. will occupy the pulpit of the Baptist church this morning, and the pas tor in the evening. All other regular services will be observed as usual. A cordial welcome to everybody. First Lutheran. First Lutheran church, Gustaf E. Ryd quist, pastor. Sunday school at 9:30 in English; morning service in Swedish at 10:45. There will be no evening service Palm Sunday and Easter will be observ ed by special servtccg and the interven ing week will be observed as a week of prayer, tveryboay is coraiauy lnviteo to worship with us. f NOW FOR A NICE DAINTY LITTLE PIECE OF (CHINA A CHINA TEA POT, CHOCO LATE POT, CUP AND SAUCER OR EVEN A NICE LITTLE TEA SET, MAY BE JUST THE THING YOU ARE WANTING -IF SO THE PLACE TO GO IS THE Yokohama Bazaar 6'J8 Commercial Street, Aitorla informed that I am a candidate for the nomination of Governor at the prim arie to be held April 20th JAMES WITIIYCOMllK. FOR SECRETARY OK STATE. I hereby announce myself a candi date for the olllce of Secretary of Slate, and ask the support of all Republi can, r. T. WKU.HTMAN. FOR SHERIFF. I hereby announce myself a a can didate for sheriff on the Republican ticket at the primary nominating elec tion. EMSLEY HOUGHTON. FOR ATTORNEY-GENERAL. The undersigned hereby announce himself a a candidate for re-election to the office of Attorney-General, ub- FOR STATE PRINTER. The undesigned announce himself a a Republican candidate for renomln lion for State Printer, subject to the decision of the Republican voters at the primary election, April 20. Now nerving flrt term. The mow courtesy that ha been secordej to StiU officer generally, that of a renomina tioii, would be greatly appreciated. J. R. WHITNEY. Albany, Oiegon. FOR SUPERINTENDENT OF PUBLIC INSTRUCTION. I hereby announce myaelf as a can didate for rcnominstlon for the office of Superintendent of Publlo Instruc tion, and solicit the support of all Re publican at the primaries, April 20th. J. IL ACKKRMAN. v 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE "Sfc- Doctors Are Puzzled. The remarkable recovery of Kenneth Melver, of Vanceboro, Me., is the sub ject of much interest to the medical fraternity and a wide circle of friends. He says of his case: "Owing to severe inflammation of the Throat and con gestion of the Lungs, three doctors gave me up to die, when, as a last resort, 1 was induced to try Dr. King's New Dis- eovery and I am happy to say, it saved mv life." Cures the worst Coughs ana Colds, Bronchitis, Tonsibtis, Weak Lungs, Hosrceness and LaGrippe. Guar anteed at Cbas. Rogers' drug store. 50c and $1.00. Trial bottle 'ree. TnsDC Marks iLt . .iV Design ' rfi fl copyrights Ac. Anyone wnrtlim nkelrh nd 13iullin ma quli'klr wefieii "r opinion ' wlieili al lnnlln u iin.MMf pai:iil. ( iiniiiiiihlca. Uonatrictlyrni,iMsnll!. HANDBOOK m I'aiwil tint fri'e. ul'lcsl smiey for aw-urln poifina. I'atrnta Ink": throuirh Slumi & 1". rmetr tptcltil noli':', wHlmul charm, In th Scientific America... A hn(lom!tf lllnatrt1 wklf. J.ret cir culation of nr m-ioiPtlUo Journal. 1 i rnia. 1.1 tar: four niontli. l Sold bjr all newfllor. MUNNCo.36,Bro-,"i'' New York Branch ORlos. 63 f Bt, Wuluaiun, D. C JUST ARRIVED A CAR LOAD OP Our New Stock of WALL PAPER IN ALL THE LATEST DESIGNS AND COLORS IS NOW ON OUS SHELVES AND READY FOR YOUR INSPECTION. GIVE US A CALL. NO TROUBLE TO SHOW GOODS. Full Line of Brushes. Paints, oils. Glass, etc. etc. B. F. Allen Son, andcttdh s. CHATTEL MORTGAGE SALE. Notice is hereby given, that I will, on Tuesday, April 3rd, A. D. 1900, at the hour of 2 o'clock p. m., at that certain building on the south side of Commer cial street being No. 355 in the City of Astoria, in Clatsop county, Oregon, said building being the building occupied by the newspaper known as the Tyynen meren Ranomat or Pacific Herald, offer for sale and will sell at public auction to the highest bidder for cash the entire printing plant of said newspaper includ ing type, form cases, galleys, one cylin der printing press, dynamo, tables, chairs, office furniture and every article of personal property contained in said building belonging to Victor Bergman, or heretofore and on March 0, 1905, owned by him. This sale is by virtue of a certain chattel mortgage executed by said Vic tor Bergman in favor of E. Manula, S. W. Panttaja, and Nels Bergman, bearing date March 9, 1905, and record ed in the office of the County Clerk of Clatsop County on said date at page 583, Book E, records of chattel mort gages for said county, and the com mand of the mortgages endorsed therein. The conditions of said chattel mort gage having been broken, and I will sell the whole of said property or suf ficient thereof - to satisfy the sum of $400 with interest thereon at the rate of eight per cent per annum from the Dth day of March, 1905, and costs of sale. THOS. LINVILLE, Sheriff for Clatsop county. 3-28-6t. I i V That All Important Bath Room Vou have often heard people remark "If I were ever to build, I would plan my bsth room first and would not put all my money into the parlor with all hi finery." That is good common iene sentiment, for the bath room li the noit important of all the household. 0 We would like to help you plan your hath room and will gladly quote you prices on "tMfaiHf Ware, the reit ai most sanitary fixtures made. J, A. Montgomery. Astoria. 3!E I First National Bank of Astoria, Ore. fi:STAHLISIIi:i) 188((. Capital and Surplus $100,000 Sherman Transfer Co. 1HENBY SHERMAN, Manager Hacks, Carriages Baggage Checked and TransferredTrucks and Fur mture Wagons Pianos Moved, Boxed and bhipped. 433 Commercial Street! I Phone Main 121 The MORNING ASTORIAN 65 CTS. PER MONTH Astoria's Best Newspaper