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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (March 21, 1906)
WEDNESDAY, MAICI1 l, Igot. THE MORNING ASTORIAN. ASTORIA. OREGON. Mr. Bowser Has Another "Spell" Ho Comn I Ionic to the Long Suffering Mm. B. Rrndy to Make Tiling 1 lum. SHE PARRIES THE BLOW ll Falli Umn the Fat Giwer, Un-nnM-tuiK ami Innocent o( Any WionKtloing, I' "M"' M' its. nuwsiiu didn't imvc to Willi to Hll'll nljilil of Ml". IIumci ii In- eiiine home I rum tin- ullii tin- "Hut even iu in lum 1 1 ii t In' liinl "ii" hla i'1'' filHlilolii'it "h.i'llt" li. She ll'lll'l llllU ll" U ll"- KHli' I'i'i II "illi ll l' ImilK, itn.l tin' wu.v Ii"' i . 1 1 t 1 hi" Ui y Hi ili' (runt ilimi' ft ii t twi"d nl tin wiih ii'if tlml In- n mil f "H nwi I. ml ii i hip mi hi fluMilili-l' ii'i ii pn-ny ii'i'i ii'iii out )'!. Isn't It''' din nsUeil iim Kin' liH'l lilm In the dull "Viiil itiiln ( iiiiiiKlui' It win mi AiiKUit iiiniit. aid you':" in' i red lu i i'iy . "Wi'll. dinner In nil ready, iiinl l'v Hut ynur fiivni lie iIIhIi runtl mutton." "Humph: I tnlil you tin- Ihhi tliliii! before I h'ft tit" lnMi.f tliU iiinriilnit tlml I wanted lii-rfnti'iik." " lllclll'l 1 1 1 1 I Villi " "I iti ii'M It' it'it 'i ii'Mni'liiyi tlml )ull lii'lrf hi-lir Un- except ivlioti ti 1 1 unlit In. 'IIh iV h Kut lo In' tliiiiik,'" iiiuuii'l tli! limine nr there'll Ii' ii i n Limit) ." Mi s IUiu i r hiiiil in Hint-'' Sim lui.-v. In-M .-.it. Ii It iifli t dintier, iiii'l i-'i" -pent tin- ili.ini'i li"iir nil.iii "p I" 1 In 11 " to Inn t III" Hillllll lull. M" ll'l '" mi- r Inl .mil unmli'il iiii'l intif'i .1 nil tlii'iuiili Hi" uiciil. ini'l when il t'iiilii'il lit' i.iiiltii-'l tipniiii UK" it J';'l .' mill turned "ii Mi" ll.ii'- Willi "I'ldnt I 'i"" ii km ''ill iiri'iiinl t !' woinetthere I iM iiIkIiIV "Vim ilil I "iii down mill pul'l H today Tin1 miHHiiil N J'-' 'Wind? Ylill llllM' l"t tllilHi- lllk'llA turn lull Hi'' llgnlll! Vmi Mii'iili i in .1 lli'T" unit hi'tnl nviT tin ni'ii"y without wiylmr it .v iim lo un';" "I have iulil lh" Kin hill 'leiy immih for th" hint throe your 1 ihu. I know whrr tin- Hiicnklug i ohii'k In " "Ititt foil iitiliL.'.'.'" mnl von Kiu'W tlml II wiit iiolhlii sWt of extortion." "Tim hill In only .'10 cant morn than for In Ht month, mnl I'm mire wo hnvi hurni'il lli" iiililllloniil i(ii n. There vrnn nothing to rnli" ii row iihoul," "Oh, there wiiNii't!" Mlioiitoil Mr, How Hi'f, in In look "ii iiroiiml to sen tf Hit rut wnh In kicking illatitnte. "There wint nothing to nilao ii row nhoiit when your IiiihIiiiniI whs being fleeeiil, black mailed, robbed, nwlnillml mnl ilotin ) Thrtt'n tin" Uml f wife yon urn! Thin innruliiK I looki'd for hnlf mi hour for t lut t 'h"i'k'l rout of mini', hut ('unliln't Hint It. Win-it illil you Ki'll It, mnl for wlmt nrtcctV" "1 invor ell liny elollii' out of the liotiNe," rcplM Mrx, Ilowm-r. "Tlii'ii you Kiive It nwiiy or tlirimt It Into th furnme. 'Mint rout innt me f 10 uml wiim uh K'miiI un ih'w, it ml yet to Milic mi you lutvii in ml" inviiy with ll, lly tliinnJiT, womiin" "You K'iI thnt colli tit a Imricnlii Mtilo In hi Mirlni.' for ii ilnlhir mnl ii hnlf. Afl"r weiirliiK It tine" or four llrjifn you hiiIiI It wiim too tlk'hl tiuih'f the urniH mnl hi') Mtiinll In the hnck, uml you totkril It Into lh" HloriTooni. The llrl lime we hail Ihi- hiwn inowi'd you t;n vi It to th" ohl iiniu who illil the work I lou t you reiiieiiihiT hiij Iiik tlml hU fiiii- I'i-iiiIiiiIihI you of y air fiilhiT'ii'" "Never! Niver! You either Hold or hurni'il up Unit "out, mnl II wiin 'or Hjilte. Ilnwever, we will pimn thnt ovi-r. nt thU, Mrx. Hownit, mnl tell tie wlmt It In " "It Ik n piece of hnrd conl." "And where did It come fromf "How emi I tell?" HKAIID HIT! KUK 1U OATI CPEH f ITU A tlOloCH 8AN0. Mormiini Asttoriain Day in The Astorian Wants 500 New Subscribers And in Order to Do This the Price Has Been educed Be Loyal to Your Town and Begin the INew Year by Taking Astoria's Greatest Paper, The Astorian DELIVERED BY CARRIER TO AINY PARTOFTHE CITY FOR 6B CENTS "I fonnd at the gate toulKBt. It chid from our cellar. Whoerer rnn carrying out coal lout It. It ! Hf DC evidence, woman, living vldtoc to convict you." "Of what?" "Of illlu( furnace coal oot of the Una. How much did you aell? What frioa did you KetT" "Lon't be allly, Mr. Bowaer. Tlie. were getting lu coal neit door thin lift- ernooii, and tlila la one" of the atray jilecea. Were you goliiff over na far u the drug Ntore thin evening?" J ".Never j on mind whether I am or nol, There inn certain thlngM thnt. have got to lie Ni'tili il, mid you iiii'du't try j to Miienk out of Ihein. 1 give you the rriNh to run thU lioiiNe, mnl yet a dny or two ii go I anw n grocery hill lying iiiouiiil culling for fj.'jo. KxpliUu that." "U'm right there mi the luiiiit"! now. You will M"c Ihiil ll h liinde out to I'.rowu and left here hy iiilNtake," Mr. Itowwr wiih ciiught ngiiiii, hut. dm wing u long lirt ath, lie colli inued : "I iiiii told hy Itrown mid (ir""ii ii'id Joiich thnt lli' lr wIvcm get iei in the kll In n nt . 1 S per iiiiiiiih, while yon lilive heen paying right )'". Ih It Unit you don't "in how noon we tiling up In t!ie MiurlioiH"V" "Are yi,u Miie thnt the women you KniKe of pn.v 'inly 5'1H p"r lllimth'" iiHknl MlH Jlowter. duly !;IH." "Weil, 1 ha-.en't paid Imt for the In Ht thi'-e ,n:ii, ami I have hud even l.etler glrU limn they llll'.e!" Mr, I'.iiwmt Inrii'-d pnh and cHorhed IiIh liiiuii''. mid '' wan half a tninul" hefiire h" lid in liii-Uy t..ne:-: -KuTy !wi'l aroiiiiil hen- juit tal.ilig Ire il;.!h .1 l':;lt 11 m.ili a-. lull in your iliTlle t') i - t In. i-: hi much in mi. iHe y ii'" 'duly i,;.'' il tin'-" Iim nhe Dm -,!ied, liia.ic tin I! e.k. haiigi' the lt of III Inner." "Hill lllllill- the MlilllliiT til" Ic'IILlil till lienlili yiill out of 111 least l.tlK. yuilinN of Ice, ninl )il h:ne hllpltiely Hlllillilt ted to he iMtilied." "lie hllK welched the h very liiortl Ing tliN Niiuiuier. and oil many occa hlolis he lut x given ine thlii' or full Miuiid over. Anylhilig clue, Mr. I!ow aer?" Tlier- was. hut It took him three 01 four minute to think It up. Then hi aid: "Two month ngo I attended a bar gnln mile and bought uio four pair of UNpeuderti. Thla niorntng I wanted to put on one of the new pnlr, and I hunted all through the lioiwe nnd cotiltl not find hide or hair of them. I wild nothing at the brenkfaat table, but m-w I demand an explanation. JHd yon end thoe auapemler to your brothei T)tii or Roll Diem to aome JuukmnnV" (Continued on page 6) HERE YOU ARE ttlhie MontSi- From 75c to A TRAINED NURSE After Years of Experience, Advises Women la Regard to Their Health. Mr. Mirth Pohlman of 65 Cheater Avenuo, Newark, N. J., who la ft graduate Nurae from the Ulock ley Training School, at Philadelphia, and for aix year Chief Clinlo Nurae at the Philadelphia JfoapiUl, writea the letter printed below. 8he ha the adyantage of personal experience, beside her profewilonnl education, and what, nb hit to aay may be alwiluU:ly relied urH"n. Many other women are afflicted as hh wa. They can regain health in the aamc way. It Ih prudent to heed Mich advice from aueh a honrce, Mr. Pohlman write: " I am flnnly jM-muaded, after eight yeitriiof i-xeri'rice with I.yilia K. 1'inkliam Vcgetnlile l'imiKmnil. thnt It I the fcafi-it mnl lHt riiwhrinn for any milferiug woman to u." " lmiin-'liiiii lv afi-r my niarrhii;'' I found that my health le-nHii to fail ine. I he came Willi nnd lull.;, with nevure luiiriiijf-down jiiiiiin, fenrful hii'-kiwli'-ii and fr (ii"iit dl.y K-ll. Tim dof-toin prwurllxif for me, yet I did not improve. I would hlont ftur eating, and frequently foecmiB wiunateil. l tnul jMiinn down through my limb no I could hardly walk. It wan n binl a case of female trouhU a I have ever known, i.ydia E. I'lnkliami Vegetaliln (.'oinxnmd, however, eurl ine within four month. Bince that time I have had occanion to reeommend it ty a number of putienu miffi-ring from all form of female liiffleultlaa, and I find that while It U emikiierl uniirofmikiotial to rec ommend a imtf-nt mi-diiine. 1 -an honently rm-'imiiii-nd I.ydia K. I'inkham'a Vege'ahle Compound, for I have founil that it cures female j J Ih. where all other medicine fall. It la a grand medicine for nick women." Money cannot buy such testimony as this merit alone can produce Mich re sults, and the ablest (specialists now agree that Lydia K. Pinkham's Vege table Compound is the most tiniver aally successful remedy for all female diseases known to medicine. When women are troubled with ir regular, suppressed or painful periods, weakness, displacement or ulceration of the female organs, that bearing down feeling, inflammation, backache, bloating (or flatulence), general debili ty, indigestion, and nervous prostra tion, or are beset with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, excita- lydla E. Ptnklum'i YefctaMe Cwrpoinl Swxeeds Where there Cd5c 3SSSS3feS mw;t bility, irritability, nervousness, sleep lessness, melancholy, "all-gone " and " want-to-he-left-alone '' feelings, blues and hopelessness, they should remem ber there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound at once removes such troubles. No other female medicine in the world has received such widespread and unqualified endorsement. The needless sufferingof women from diseases peculiar to their sex is terrible to see. The money which they pay to doctors who do not help them is an enormous waste. 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