WEDNESDAY, MAICI1 l, Igot.
THE MORNING ASTORIAN. ASTORIA. OREGON.
Mr. Bowser Has
Another "Spell"
Ho Comn I Ionic to the Long
Suffering Mm. B. Rrndy to
Make Tiling 1 lum.
SHE PARRIES THE BLOW
ll Falli Umn the Fat Giwer, Un-nnM-tuiK
ami Innocent o(
Any WionKtloing,
I' "M"'
M'
its. nuwsiiu didn't imvc to
Willi to Hll'll nljilil of Ml".
IIumci ii In- eiiine home
I rum tin- ullii tin- "Hut even
iu in lum 1 1 ii t In' liinl "ii" hla i'1''
filHlilolii'it "h.i'llt" li. She ll'lll'l llllU
ll" U ll"- KHli' I'i'i II "illi ll l' ImilK,
itn.l tin' wu.v Ii"' i . 1 1 t 1 hi" Ui y Hi ili'
(runt ilimi' ft ii t twi"d nl tin
wiih ii'if tlml In- n mil f "H nwi
I. ml ii i hip mi hi fluMilili-l'
ii'i ii pn-ny ii'i'i ii'iii out )'!. Isn't
It''' din nsUeil iim Kin' liH'l lilm In the
dull
"Viiil itiiln ( iiiiiiKlui' It win mi AiiKUit
iiiniit. aid you':" in' i red lu i i'iy .
"Wi'll. dinner In nil ready, iiinl l'v
Hut ynur fiivni lie iIIhIi runtl mutton."
"Humph: I tnlil you tin- Ihhi tliliii!
before I h'ft tit" lnMi.f tliU iiinriilnit
tlml I wanted lii-rfnti'iik."
" lllclll'l 1 1 1 1 I Villi "
"I iti ii'M It' it'it 'i ii'Mni'liiyi
tlml )ull lii'lrf hi-lir Un- except ivlioti
ti 1 1 unlit In. 'IIh iV h Kut lo In'
tliiiiik,'" iiiuuii'l tli! limine nr there'll Ii'
ii i n Limit) ."
Mi s IUiu i r hiiiil in Hint-'' Sim lui.-v.
In-M .-.it. Ii It iifli t dintier, iiii'l i-'i"
-pent tin- ili.ini'i li"iir nil.iii "p I" 1
In 11 " to Inn t III" Hillllll lull. M" ll'l '"
mi- r Inl .mil unmli'il iiii'l intif'i .1
nil tlii'iuiili Hi" uiciil. ini'l when il
t'iiilii'il lit' i.iiiltii-'l tipniiii UK" it J';'l .'
mill turned "ii Mi" ll.ii'- Willi
"I'ldnt I 'i"" ii km ''ill iiri'iiinl t !'
woinetthere I iM iiIkIiIV
"Vim ilil I "iii down mill pul'l H
today Tin1 miHHiiil N J'-'
'Wind? Ylill llllM' l"t tllilHi- lllk'llA
turn lull Hi'' llgnlll! Vmi Mii'iili i in .1
lli'T" unit hi'tnl nviT tin ni'ii"y without
wiylmr it .v iim lo un';"
"I have iulil lh" Kin hill 'leiy
immih for th" hint throe your 1 ihu. I
know whrr tin- Hiicnklug i ohii'k In "
"Ititt foil iitiliL.'.'.'" mnl von Kiu'W
tlml II wiit iiolhlii sWt of extortion."
"Tim hill In only .'10 cant morn than
for In Ht month, mnl I'm mire wo hnvi
hurni'il lli" iiililllloniil i(ii n. There vrnn
nothing to rnli" ii row iihoul,"
"Oh, there wiiNii't!" Mlioiitoil Mr, How
Hi'f, in In look "ii iiroiiml to sen tf Hit
rut wnh In kicking illatitnte. "There
wint nothing to nilao ii row nhoiit when
your IiiihIiiiniI whs being fleeeiil, black
mailed, robbed, nwlnillml mnl ilotin )
Thrtt'n tin" Uml f wife yon urn! Thin
innruliiK I looki'd for hnlf mi hour for
t lut t 'h"i'k'l rout of mini', hut ('unliln't
Hint It. Win-it illil you Ki'll It, mnl for
wlmt nrtcctV"
"1 invor ell liny elollii' out of the
liotiNe," rcplM Mrx, Ilowm-r.
"Tlii'ii you Kiive It nwiiy or tlirimt It
Into th furnme. 'Mint rout innt me
f 10 uml wiim uh K'miiI un ih'w, it ml yet
to Milic mi you lutvii in ml" inviiy with
ll, lly tliinnJiT, womiin"
"You K'iI thnt colli tit a Imricnlii Mtilo
In hi Mirlni.' for ii ilnlhir mnl ii hnlf.
Afl"r weiirliiK It tine" or four llrjifn
you hiiIiI It wiim too tlk'hl tiuih'f the
urniH mnl hi') Mtiinll In the hnck, uml
you totkril It Into lh" HloriTooni. The
llrl lime we hail Ihi- hiwn inowi'd you
t;n vi It to th" ohl iiniu who illil the
work I lou t you reiiieiiihiT hiij Iiik
tlml hU fiiii- I'i-iiiIiiiIihI you of y air
fiilhiT'ii'"
"Never! Niver! You either Hold or
hurni'il up Unit "out, mnl II wiin 'or
Hjilte. Ilnwever, we will pimn thnt ovi-r.
nt thU, Mrx. Hownit, mnl tell tie
wlmt It In "
"It Ik n piece of hnrd conl."
"And where did It come fromf
"How emi I tell?"
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Day in
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"I fonnd at the gate toulKBt. It
chid from our cellar. Whoerer rnn
carrying out coal lout It. It ! Hf DC
evidence, woman, living vldtoc to
convict you."
"Of what?"
"Of illlu( furnace coal oot of the
Una. How much did you aell? What
frioa did you KetT"
"Lon't be allly, Mr. Bowaer. Tlie.
were getting lu coal neit door thin lift-
ernooii, and tlila la one" of the atray
jilecea. Were you goliiff over na far u
the drug Ntore thin evening?" J
".Never j on mind whether I am or
nol, There inn certain thlngM thnt. have
got to lie Ni'tili il, mid you iiii'du't try j
to Miienk out of Ihein. 1 give you the
rriNh to run thU lioiiNe, mnl yet a dny
or two ii go I anw n grocery hill lying
iiiouiiil culling for fj.'jo. KxpliUu that."
"U'm right there mi the luiiiit"! now.
You will M"c Ihiil ll h liinde out to
I'.rowu and left here hy iiilNtake,"
Mr. Itowwr wiih ciiught ngiiiii, hut.
dm wing u long lirt ath, lie colli inued :
"I iiiii told hy Itrown mid (ir""ii ii'id
Joiich thnt lli' lr wIvcm get iei in the
kll In n nt . 1 S per iiiiiiiih, while yon
lilive heen paying right )'". Ih
It Unit you don't "in how noon we
tiling up In t!ie MiurlioiH"V"
"Are yi,u Miie thnt the women you
KniKe of pn.v 'inly 5'1H p"r lllimth'"
iiHknl MlH Jlowter.
duly !;IH."
"Weil, 1 ha-.en't paid Imt for the
In Ht thi'-e ,n:ii, ami I have hud even
l.etler glrU limn they llll'.e!"
Mr, I'.iiwmt Inrii'-d pnh and cHorhed
IiIh liiiuii''. mid '' wan half a tninul"
hefiire h" lid in liii-Uy t..ne:-:
-KuTy !wi'l aroiiiiil hen- juit tal.ilig
Ire il;.!h .1 l':;lt 11 m.ili a-. lull in your
iliTlle t') i - t
In.
i-: hi much
in mi. iHe y ii'"
'duly i,;.'' il tin'-" Iim
nhe Dm -,!ied, liia.ic tin
I! e.k.
haiigi' the
lt of III Inner."
"Hill lllllill- the MlilllliiT til" Ic'IILlil
till lienlili yiill out of 111 least l.tlK.
yuilinN of Ice, ninl )il h:ne hllpltiely
Hlllillilt ted to he iMtilied."
"lie hllK welched the h very liiortl
Ing tliN Niiuiuier. and oil many occa
hlolis he lut x given ine thlii' or full
Miuiid over. Anylhilig clue, Mr. I!ow
aer?"
Tlier- was. hut It took him three 01
four minute to think It up. Then hi
aid: "Two month ngo I attended a bar
gnln mile and bought uio four pair of
UNpeuderti. Thla niorntng I wanted to
put on one of the new pnlr, and I
hunted all through the lioiwe nnd cotiltl
not find hide or hair of them. I wild
nothing at the brenkfaat table, but m-w
I demand an explanation. JHd yon
end thoe auapemler to your brothei
T)tii or Roll Diem to aome JuukmnnV"
(Continued on page 6)
HERE YOU ARE
ttlhie MontSi-
From 75c to
A TRAINED NURSE
After Years of Experience, Advises Women la
Regard to Their Health.
Mr. Mirth Pohlman
of 65 Cheater Avenuo,
Newark, N. J., who la ft
graduate Nurae from the
Ulock ley Training School,
at Philadelphia, and for
aix year Chief Clinlo
Nurae at the Philadelphia
JfoapiUl, writea the letter
printed below. 8he ha
the adyantage of personal
experience, beside her
profewilonnl education,
and what, nb hit to aay
may be alwiluU:ly relied
urH"n.
Many other women are
afflicted as hh wa. They
can regain health in the
aamc way. It Ih prudent
to heed Mich advice from
aueh a honrce,
Mr. Pohlman write:
" I am flnnly jM-muaded,
after eight yeitriiof i-xeri'rice
with I.yilia K. 1'inkliam
Vcgetnlile l'imiKmnil. thnt It
I the fcafi-it mnl lHt riiwhrinn
for any milferiug woman to
u."
" lmiin-'liiiii lv afi-r my
niarrhii;'' I found that my
health le-nHii to fail ine. I he
came Willi nnd lull.;, with
nevure luiiriiijf-down jiiiiiin,
fenrful hii'-kiwli'-ii and fr
(ii"iit dl.y K-ll. Tim dof-toin
prwurllxif for me, yet I did
not improve. I would hlont
ftur eating, and frequently
foecmiB wiunateil. l tnul
jMiinn down through my limb no I could
hardly walk. It wan n binl a case of female
trouhU a I have ever known, i.ydia E.
I'lnkliami Vegetaliln (.'oinxnmd, however,
eurl ine within four month. Bince that
time I have had occanion to reeommend it ty
a number of putienu miffi-ring from all
form of female liiffleultlaa, and I find that
while It U emikiierl uniirofmikiotial to rec
ommend a imtf-nt mi-diiine. 1 -an honently
rm-'imiiii-nd I.ydia K. I'inkham'a Vege'ahle
Compound, for I have founil that it cures
female j J Ih. where all other medicine fall. It
la a grand medicine for nick women."
Money cannot buy such testimony as
this merit alone can produce Mich re
sults, and the ablest (specialists now
agree that Lydia K. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound is the most tiniver
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diseases known to medicine.
When women are troubled with ir
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weakness, displacement or ulceration
of the female organs, that bearing
down feeling, inflammation, backache,
bloating (or flatulence), general debili
ty, indigestion, and nervous prostra
tion, or are beset with such symptoms
as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, excita-
lydla E. Ptnklum'i YefctaMe Cwrpoinl Swxeeds Where there
Cd5c
3SSSS3feS
mw;t
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" want-to-he-left-alone '' feelings, blues
and hopelessness, they should remem
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Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles.
No other female medicine in the
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The needless sufferingof women from
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It is well for women who are ill to
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The present Mrs. Pinkham is the
daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham,
her assistant for many years before her
decease, and for twenty -tive year
since her advice has been freely given
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has probably bad to deal with dozens
of cases just like yours. Her advice
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