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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (May 13, 1905)
SATURDAY, MAY 13, 1905. THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA OREGON, 3 lly tMa BMBaU. f Dr. Mr. flucbanan Is an authority on the science of medicine and eer- -taint appreciates tha great work physicians are doing for the relief of tuf-, ferere. Iiut Uiia dots not dster br from eipresslng bar views in praise of Wine of CarduL ... Mm. Buchanan's high Intelligence and long and taooeasful at parlance , render her advice of gnat value. Win of Cardui regulates menstruation, sure bearlng-dowa pains and relieves suffering women of the pais tad nlwry to which tbatr m is biir. You have the word of Dr. Buchanan aad tbouuuidi of other eminent woman tbat Win of Cardui will eomplsteJy cure you. t AU druggUto tail 11.00 bottlaa Win of Cardui. ee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeev A G I M R E BALL Call a r The Astoria Restaurant. m. a w-a. v . , warn JOHN FOX, Pres. andSoyt. F L DIHUOl. Hocretary Designers and Manufacturers of THE LATEST 1MPKOYED Canning Machinery, Marine Engines and Boilers, Complete Cannery CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. , Scow Bay Iron 8 Brass Works Klanofactnrcrs cfl Iron, Steel, Brass and Bronze Castings. General Foundryinen and ratternmakera. Absolutely firstelass work, Prices lowest Phone 2451 HOTEL PORTLAND The Finest Hotel .In the Northwest PORTLAND OREGON. Reliance Electrical WorRs H.W.CYMJB, Hammer Sherman Transfer Co. IHENRT SHERMAN, Manager Hacks, Carriages Baggag Checked and Transferred Trucks and Furniture. Wagons- Pianos Moved, Boxed and Shipped. 433 Commercial Street , Phone Main 121 ASTORIA (SAVINGS BANK Capital Paid la 1100,000. 8 orpine and Undivided Proflta $35,000 Transact! a general banking business. Interest paid on time deposits. J. O, A. BOWLBY, O. L PETERSON, FRANK PATTON, J. W. OA 'NEB, President. Vie President Caahler. Asst. Cashier J68 TENTH STREET. ASTORIA, ORE. The fledicine That Cures. Win ef Oardul ebenlntely does eere sick wenea. I OBildor It tli no, valuable medicine, end II hi tee shea pest car any ales tnu no dm, m n teaes aa rale, only a Urn bouloe lo eeel a compute end Uatlng eara. I Mpwklljr rwomnxad it for uterine or orartan troubles, luftumnialloB and ttioeratlon, painful. profuM or soeoly man. ltd. Hob and It la a bmmI valuable adlttnat la see during tti (lalir period, laitulitf taiy ciuldijlrta see ply m-overy, ... . .... It should tin a place la every boms as II hi a IrM frUnd to wife, auitber end maldea and X awl bear. Vrith aw Laufvaaa 59 mTHMMiHwm lias always in stock a fine assortment of Boots and Shoes 0 9 O ft 0 ft o o OS BRAND RUBBER BOOTS. o and See. Bond Street. o 08 a a If you want t good, clean meal or if you are in a hurry you should go to the Astoria. Restaurant This fine restaurant is thoroughly up-to-date in every detail. EXCELLENT MEALS. EXCELLENT SERVICE k-m.T HTNTIlCJ A I. FOX, YtcePn-s. AHTOKIA SAVINGS BANE, Treat Outfits Fumishe Foot of Fourth Street Astoria, Ore Comer Eighteenth end Franklin. We are thoroughly prepared for making estimates and executing order for all kind, of electrical inetalllng and ' 5 repairing. - Supplies in atock. W fell the Celebrated SHELBY LAMP. Call up Phone 118L 428 BOND STREET STAGE ANECDOTES Prominent Theatrical Performers ; on American Stage. SOME OF THE POPULAR PLAYS Amuaing Annaedotaa at Raharaala an4 Soma of tha Charaetariitlae of Prom inent Aatora and ActratMa Who Have Achieved Much Fame. , nEN ataglng a plai Sir nury Irrlni patience with the rank and file it extraordinary, but where a rebuke la deemed Irving'! blUog aarcaam la quite to the occa alon. There wae Is one production a eu jht who, thougb b bad only a couple of llnea to apeak, made ble entrance In eucb a way aa to lead one to believe be wai euatalnlng tha lead ing role, and bia be havior to bla fellow actore waa equally unwarrantable. On day tha eupar entered holding hie bead lu tha air and recited bla line, "My lord, the carriage la waiting." "Let'a have it a bit loader," eald Irv ing. The nan repeated It In a louder tone, whereupon Sir Henry demanded thai it enould be repeated again still louder. Yet again did be make the aaper repeal It and louder still, and yet again waa the same demand made. The man wai becoming enragud, and at last shrieked out the words. "Very good." said 8lr Henry, "verj good Indeed, but couldn't you just man age to put a shade of temper Into Itr MIm Maude Adams, who Is still play ing In "The Little Minister," wae ask ed recently to assist In arranging for an evening of amateur theatrical! which soma Indies of a borne mission ary society were planning to give. A very pretty Httla girl who lived In the neighborhood wae dm-rlbed to Miss Adnms as jecullnr ly fitted for a cer tain tableau, say Hnrper'e Weekly. Miss Adams called upon Ujo mother of the child and In ex plaining her mis sion said: "1 hope you con lot your daughter MACDB ADAMS. tnke part Everybody says she la a re markably pretty child." "Oh, yee," replied the woman, much pleased, but evidently feeling that a display of modesty waa In order. "Yea, I must say myself that Emily Is rather good looking, but Mlaa Adams, after all, she la not an Adonis." Tanla Edwardes, star of "Winsome Winnie," recently visited an art gallery In which hung a painting of the mtues. "Why, there are ten of them!" bar ae cort remarked. "What do yon suppose that last figure represent! 7" - "The muse of tha press agent" re piled Mlaa Edwardes promptly. "Yon may have observed that she carries lyre." Like PattL Sarah Bernhardt is very fond of farewell tours. She la to make another one next season, and this time It la to be a farewell tour of America. She will play in "CamUle," "Frou Frou," "Article 47" and two new ploys which aha haa done In Paris, but which have never been seen In America. The tour will em brace all the prin cipal clttes of the United States. The "divine Sa rah," whose perse verance knows no flagging, la now en gaged almost con tinuously In - her spare moments In SARAH BERN HARDT. studying the English language. She enye somewhat dolefully that English la the hardest language she has yet attacked, but that she la quite deter mined to conquer It This remarkable actress baa Inciden tally committed stage suicide nearly 30,000 tlmes-10,000 by poison, 7,000 by jumping Into the Seine, 6,000 by re volver bullet and 6,000 by dagger. . The young son of a deceased play wright la on his first starring tour this season. A New York paper published a review of the performance, opening with this statement: "This young star la the aon of , who It now dead and met with t warm reception." ; , David Belaaco, the playwright and manager whose war with the theatrical trust has attracted attention, relates an experience a friend of hta had In the west In connection with the "dead head" problem. . Thli friend was taking a company, on tour. One night he I , "1W. ' ff met an Influential citlwm in a hotel, arid lfore th-y parted the managt-r bad invited the cttl sen to come to bis show the next night and "bring bis fam ily." About 8 o'clock the next night the man put his bead Into the box office window H r DAVID BXXASOO. and was Immedi ately recognized by the manager. "How many bava you with your the latter asked pleasantly as be pre pared to write out the pass. , f Wall, some of my family are sick," replied the man, "so I have brought only forty-two. "You see," commented Mr. Belasco, "my friend had forgotten be wu In Salt Lake City." - A UNION OF EXTREMES. Harriet IUm Paator, Daschle oi Porar'r, Wki Watfa HUlloaalr. HnrrU-t Rose pastor will be twenty, six years old lu July, but her compar atively short life has been crowded with enough experiences for several roinnce. She knows what It Is to struggle with poverty and work one's way up out of the "submerged tenth" and then to work for others still ba longtuic to the submerge class. She came from one extreme, that of pov erty, and on the way upward In life met a young man who might be said to have descended halfway or mora than halfway to meet her. The man ner of bis descent to her station was a noble one. The hero of the romance in real life Is John Graham Pbelpe 8tokes, who belongs to a New York family noted for its wealth and its philanthropy. Mr, Stokes might have devoted himself to a pleasure seeking career, but ba decided instead to dis cover how "the other hair lives and apply himself to the solution of social problema incident to the congestion of population In large cities. This mo- MBS DAEHHT BOSS PASTOR. tive led him to take np his residence in the University Settlement in one of the most crowded portions of New York's east side. Here he met Miss Pastor. ' She was born in Russia of Jewish parents who were among the poorest of the poor. When she was three years of age they removed to Loudon and lived In the Whltecbapel district famed for Its poverty, vice and wretchedness. Then they came to America, and at eleven years old little Rose went to work In a cigar factory In Cleveland, O. For twelve years she sat at a bench from twelve to fourteen hours a day rolling tobacco Into cigars. But aha bad aspirations, read and stud led, wrote verses and abort stories and at but got a position on a Jewish paper In New York. 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