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4 THE MORNING 'ASTORI AN ASTORIA, OREGON. FRIDAY, APRIL 14, 1905. THE MORNING ASTORIAN Established 1873. rablUh4 Dally (Except Monday) by HE J. ft. OELLINGER COMPANY. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. By nail, per year tl 00 By mall, per month (0 By carrier, per month .......... 00 WEEKLY ASTORIAN. By mall, per year. In advance . .tl 00 Entered at the poatofflce at Astoria. Oregen aa second-class matter. IVOricr for th. daiiTennjr of Til Mounxa airoaiui to eiUw resKtaoee or pUre of btntora mJ a. nada by ptwtal cant or thrown M rhoM Any imrularity In dfltrery shuuM be UBneaoueiy reportea to loe omce or puouoauoa Telephone Main 661. RIDICULOUS EXCUSE. . The most ridiculous stunt now be Ing done on the world's stage for th edification of Its people Is that of the Russian authorities endeavoring to excuse their defeat Every time they get licked In good old country style or chased over hill and dale like a watermelon thief with an active bull - dog In pursuit, they begin to fill the clrcumuambient with explanations of bow It all happened. As usual, it wa "part of thetr well-planned campaign." They appear to report Just as Httle of he truth as possible, and so worded that the casual or unsuspicious readet will place exactly the opposite con struetion on it Just as they Intended that they ehould. Whenever they re treat (which of late has been about all they have done in the way of actual ' operations), whether with some little semblance of order or pellmell In dls orderly panic, they report that they very "quietly retired," in order to "take upi a stronger and more commanding (that Is, where the Japs have lea chance to get at them), position.' Why they failed to "take up that stronger and more commanding posi tion before hostilities began, as a cap able general would, undoubtedly do, their report neglects to explain. Con tinued practice is said to make one. nearer perfect in anything; to which he may devote his endeavors; and this being true, the Russ must be the most "expert explainer" on this planet. One of the latest reports of Russian fail ure and Inefficiency explains in con nection with their disorderly stampede from the Talu, that it was not the Intent nor purpose of the Russian forces to "Impede" the approach of the Japanese columns, but merely to harrass them!" Now. What In the name of all hades are their scouts and skirmishing parties there for if not to accomplish this pur pose? Is it customary, even sensible. to station whole regiments merely for the purpose of "observing and harrass Ing an approaching enemy?" Rats! Likewise, rodents! Medicine ayv "A blush Is a tem porary erythema and calorific effulg ence of the phjVrtogiwiomy, aetholo glsed by one preceptiveness of the sen sortum when In predicament of un equiltbrity from a sense of shame, an ger or other cause, eventuating In a paresis of the vasomotor filaments of the fsuial capillaries, whereby, being divested of their elasticity, they are suffused with a radiance effemenatlng from an Intimidated praecordta.' OUT OF THE ORDINARY. Epitome of Anecdotes .and .Incidents With Comments By a Layman. There's a smell of violets and gas in the air. "If a court of inquiry la necessary for the donor of every gift why not also Investigate the recipients. The prise-fighter we must always have with us, If not in a fake ring performance, then under the guise of a bad actor. Labor union organiser are circu lating among the lotoatermen of the' Maine coast trying to prove that thej merit the name. j ADDITIONAL LOCAL. Try our Nob Hill special blend Cot fee. FOARD & STOKES CO. There was practically no movement of vessels along the water front yes terday business being unusually quiet Ray E. Mclntyre and Ellen McGuIre of Hammond were married at that place yesterday, Rev. L. J. Trumbull officiating. R. M. Gaston, at hit feed stable No. 105 14th street, offers for sale a LandU harness machine; one butcher's wall scales, will be sold cheap, There Is nothing nicer for breakfast than George's Eastern Codfish. It coks white and tender. FOARD St STOKES CO, The British steamship Band hurt ar rived In yesterday from Puget sound ana win load flour for Japan. She left up teh river iit the afternoon. n. si. uaston carries a full and complete line of wagons, buggies, plows, harrows and all ktnJa of farm o tool and machinery at 105 Fourteenth The Equitable Life Assurance So- street, Astoria, Ore. rlntv fin-tinnd have! kranrxsl a bird I that looks like the dove of peace. but The funeral of the late E. E I'hll- it may turn out to be a pigeon. Mips who was killed at Ft. Stevens wu held from his late residence yesterday afternoon at Wajrentun. The Inter ment was at Ocean View cemetery. "Why don't you study American statesmanship for your model?" aske-1 the diplomat. That's what 1 am doing," answered President Castro. "I am now engager In standing pat" Free to Adults OnlyThe new treat, ment for disease; not a patent medl- jclne, but a rational assistant to nature. o ine great restorer, Altl-Tone. an al The British house of commons is ( terative and tonic. If you want to try holding all-nightl sessions. At that 1 It free call at Hart's drug store, rate the English common stock wll:j soon be earning a dividend. i Andrew Hannula was examined be- fore the board of lunacy commissioners yestenjay afterncon ana was foun insane enough to send to the asylum. Mexican scientists have discovered that the tapeworm is the deadly foe of the tubercular bacilli. Well, they'll) He. was committed, to the asylum once "observe and wouldn't this make you tired? NEW THOUGHTS. Ella Wheeler Wilcox has started a magazine in Chicago called New Thoughts.' Ella has evolved from Her brain a new religion which Is a cross between theosophy and moonshine. One cannot explain l and for this reason it has made many converts. Some people go wild over that which is not easily understood. Ella does not make her home In Chicago. She 1 too aesthetic for that The Bunga low holds here In the summer tlm and there she gathers all the new lions cowboy poets, straggling authors and struggling musicians. A quaint, quick witted and audacious litle woman is Mrs. Wilcox. One million blubber Inn maidens gulp down her poems of pas sion, one million spinsters read her treatises on "How to Rear Babies" and all the theorfophlsts in the coun try look upon her as divinely gifted. Gertrude Atherton should cultivatt Ella Wheeler Wilcox's loving grace and learn to grow ol4 without a mur mur. Ella Isn't old, but she expects to be some day. have to fight It out in the open, that' all. I see that President Roosevelt had abandoned his tariff reform ideas." "That so?" 'He told the Mothers' congress that he believed in encouraging Infant in dustries." The effojrts to pour oil on th troubled waters of the Equitable com. pany may prove temporaxly effectual, but the sizzling lava of the Frenzied Finance volcano will doubtless con tlnue to slop around the Equitable crater. Brother Holder of the Jackson Her ald, is right. We love to read the weekly newspapers, for we got our "fetching up" as a- printer and new hunter on one of them. The most de. lightful years of our life were spent trying to keep our ownership of country weekly out of reach of thi sheriff! ' Mrs. Chadwlck having been sentenc ed for swindling certain bankers It would be eminently Just and proper for the government to prosecute and punish the certain bankers who robbed Mrs. Chadwlck when, cashing her pa. per. The Dealer Here's just the knife you want to buy, sir, to take on your fishing trip. It haa five blades and a corkscrew. The Angler Haven't you on with less blade and er more corkscrews?" WILL PAT LICENSE. Barnum & Bailey's circus will pitch its tent In Portland, Ore., In August, the advance agent having finally agreed to the license charge of $300 per day. He protested loudly at first nga!nt purh a tax, but upon Investi gation discovered that Ringling Bros., upon their last visit to Seattle, were forced to-pay $750 pr day. Whlk agreeing to the Portland rate an effort Is being made to have an ordinance passed in Seattle to cut the license to $250. Circuses take a gTeat dal of money out of a community ligltimate fy and bring In their wqke a gang of "sure-thing" men, pickpockets, petty larcenlsts and other gentry who also levy tribute. A good, stiff lk'ene fee, Just short of prohibitory, I if the prop er one to Impose. PATHOLOGY OF BLUSHING. Southerners will learn with no lit. tie local pride that one of their medi cal Journals has explained the patho logy of blushing in technical language that could never have been surpassed by a Boston medical Journal. Southern Attention W. O. W. All members of Climax camp, Wood men of the World, are requested to attend, the funeral of our late neigh bor, S. H. Maddock, which takes place from Grace church at 5 p. m. this Friday, April 14. W. H. SNOW. Consul Commander. The members of the Astoria Wo man's Club are requested to attend the funeral services of the late Sam H. Maddock at Grace Episcopal church, Franklin avenue, on Friday, April It, at 5 p. m. In token of sympathy and respect for the sorrowing and bereaved widow, Mrs. Frances E. Maddock. MRS. W. V. BARNES, Vice President. before, but was released two years ago as cured. The bar dredger Chinook has beei overhauled and repaired at San Fran cisco and has been ordered to the Columbia river. She will probably anchor abreast of Flavel until such time as she will be ordered to proceed to work on the bar again. It Is hoped that arrangements can be made to have work commenced this summer. OLD FOLKS THEIR DAYS MAY BE PROLONGED How the Evening of Life May Be Made Happier for All. A. F. & A. M. Funeral Notice. The members of Temple lodge, No. 1. and all sojourning Master Masons, are requested to assemble at the lodge room. Masonic hall, this (Friday) morning at 9:30, to attend the funeral of our late brother. David Morgan. By order of the W. M. E. C. HOLDEN. Secretary. Elks' Funeral Notice All members of Elks lodge are re quested to assemble, at Elks hall at 4 p. m., on Friday, April 14, for the pur pose, of attending the funeral of our late brother, Samuel H. Maddock. MALCOLM BARGER, Exalted Ruler. By order J. C, CLINTON, Secretary. Frightful Suffering Relieved. Suffering frightfully from the vlru lent poisons of undigested food, C G. Grayson, of Lula, Miss, took Dr. King's New Life Pills, "with the result," he writes, "that I was cured." All stomach and bowel disorders give way to their tonic- laxative properties. 25c at Chas. Rogers' drug store, guaranteed "If people only knew th good that IVnol does old people," said Mr. Cliu. llogeis our well known druggist, col umns of space in our newspapers would be devoted to the subject for the benefit of mankind In general. I can truly say that we have never sold any thing in our store equal to Vlnol for old people. ,'You see, with old age comes feeble ness and loss of power, the organs act more slowly and less effectually than n youth, the appetite is poor, the di gestion Is weak, and there Is not that uaine renewal of bodily tissue. "There is nothing mjnre pitiful to me than to see old people tottering bring back lost years, but it will lengthen life and brighten the years that remain. We arc hearing from all over the country remarkable results which prove my statement, and we have re celved letters from ams and daugh ters of old people telling hw father or mother has been mnde well and happy by the vigor and strength which Vlnol Brings the old. "It was only a few days ago a let ter was brought to my attention from Mr. John G. Nlchals of Lawrence Mass., In which he said that he was eighty-four years old, and he had not felt jo well for 15 years as he had since taking Vlnol; It gave him o good appetite, and he feels strong and well, and Is working every d;iy from 6 o'clock In the morning until Ave o'clock atnlght." "It Is Just this way," continued Mr. Rogers, "Vlnol Invigorates the stom ach first of all, creates an appetltr and enables the stomach to separate from foo the element needed for rich, red blood, healthy body materia) and sound, steady nerves. In this na. tural manner It repairs worn tlsues, checks the nautral dacline and re places weakkness with strength. "For any one suffering from 'any weakntTP1, run-down condition Vlnol will do the same; and It If because we know so well what Vlnol will do that we guarantee Its action, and we will gladly refund the money paid for It to any one who, is not satisfied. 1 wish every old persen In this vicinity would Just try Vlnol on our guarantee. If it does not satisfy) then It will not cost them a cent. Chas Rogers, druggist WE JU : M C- iff rA i , L,fc jj TWA TELL N TTO YOU Copy right by Hart Schaffrifr fif Marx . . THAT OUR Spring Suits, ' Top Coats and Rain Coats have arrived and we can "rdoubtedly show you the swellcst line in Astoria at from $10.00 to $30.00 IN OUR Furnishing Goods Department you will find everything that is New Neat and Nobby. HATS New shapes and colors $1.00 to $5.00 Everything guaranteed to give entire satisfaction or money refunded. P. A. STORES THE DRESSY SHOP FOR DRESSY MEN. THERE IS A REASON For the popularity of our Millinery department. Situated as It Is, on the second floor of our building In a cozy, comfortable room, In charge of an expert, until recently with one of the leading millinery establish nents In the country; this depart ment Is the Mecca of all lover of stylish mlltlonery. Visit our store aid see the elegant display at Dee Hive prices. For a Pretty Walking or Traveling Suit There Is nothing daintier than an Aipacca or Hllk Shirt Waist Suit, chosen from the complete line of new patterns. Just received by us. ALPACCA SUITS made of good quality Aipacca, In several colors And grades, more or less daintily finished, from $5 to SU 8HIRT WAIST SUITS made of a ood quality changeable silk. Sev eral colors to choose from $12 SHIRT WAIST SUITS of eicellent quality figured silk, pattern being a broken stripe, dainty design, In blue, brown, green and gray.. $14 SAME 8TYLE 8UIT8 of a better grade of material $18 8HIRT WAIST 8UITS, mude of fine, heavy quality changeable silk In various colors, well fin Ished $22 No trouble to show goods. BEE HIVE M. 8. COPELANO & CO. First! National Bank of Astoria ESTABLISHED 1886 Capital and.Surplus SIOO.QOO PATTON'S SUN PROOF PAINT Lasts Longerand Looks Better. Guaranteed Tor; 5ears. For sale by ( B. P. ALLEN (Si SON ASTOR A GROCERY 62? Commercial St Phone Main 681 Our announcements , to the grocery buying public will appear In dlspln) advertisements hereafter. We have adopted this style, believing that we can say more and more frequently to our customers. New text, showing special Items will appear every Thurs day and Sunday. You will find thee items of money-saving ister.it to you We want your trade. If quality and prices are an object we will get It. A trial will convince you. Prompt dellv ery. The Palace Cafe. ThelBest Restaurant. Regulaf' Mealst,25c Everything the Market Affords. Sunday Dinners a Specialty. Palace C tering Co. Are your spirits drooping 7 Do you feel that tired feeling? Does your ap petite need coaxing? Then your blood la poor. That la naturea way of tell ing you that you need our ALTI-TONE It la an Ideal tonic, bracing, strength' enlng and exhllnratlhg. It purlflea the blood, tones up the system' and will make you feel Ilk. yourself again In a week or to, FRANK HART, Dro&ist. SOLE AGENT Corner 14th and Commercial St. WOOD! WOOD! WOO Cord wood, mill wood, box wood, any kind of wood at lowest privet. Kelly, th. trantf.1 man. 'Phon. 2211 Blaek, Barn on Twelfth, opposite opera house. ASTORIA IRON WORKS JOHN POX. Pres. nnd SupU r.L. W8H01Hcremry A. roX, Vlr President, AW10K1A HAVlNilM bANK, Truss vf Designers and Manufacturers of v y V THR UTKBT IMPROVED . CANNING MACHINERY, MARINE ENGINES AND Boil ERS v COMPLETE CANNERY OUTFITS FURNISHED. CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. Foot of Fourth Street, . . ... A8T0KIA, OREGON,