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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (March 12, 1905)
TIIE MORNING ASTORIA N. ASTOMA, OREGON. SUNDAY, MARCH 12, 1908. PROOFESSIONAL CARDS. JAY TUTTLE, M. D. FHTSIC1AX AND SUKQEON j Attlug Assistant Surgmn ! t.S.Marlae Hospital Service, j Met hour: 10 to IS a.m. 1 to 4:30 P-m, j 477 Commercial Street, 2nd floor. " 1 '" ' i Ir. KIIODA C. HICKS j OSTEOPATH 1ST jlmaKU Bldg. 5TS CommercUU Si J rnoNE BLACK Htt. POLLY'S CAREER By Ixola. Forrester DR. L. L. BALL, DENTIST. 524 Commercial St. Astoria, Oreeon. Pk. VAUGIIAN, Dkxtist lytiiiH) Building Astoria, Oregon. Dr. W. C LOGA3 DENTIST KB Commercial St-, Shanahan Building MISCELLANEOUS. "If you would only speak to her. Murray, it might do some good. Her father and 1 hare tried our level best j to discover a glimmer of ambition or talent In her, and she hasn't an atom f either. She's nothing but a jrlrl." Mrs. Allan's hands fell on the wide arms of her rocker with despairing ex pressiveness. The colonel nodded hts head soberly and sympathetically, as bentted the solemnity of the moment "She's still very young, isn't she?" "She's the youngest of all. Bess Is thirty, Louise nearly twenty-five and Florence is twenty-one. Put look at them! Each one is established In her chosen profession and winning suc cess." The colonel was silent. Remember ing some of Bess' poems, Louise's pa- Polly drew off her loug brown fur stole ami trailed It meditatively along the edge of the rug at her feet. The colonel coughed and rvalUed that he was expected to speak ott the subject He beamed down upon Tolly paternal ly. Ho had always liked Polly some what bettor, privately, than Cousin Sarah's mow talented daughters. ANOTHER WONDER OF SCIENCE. tlloloBjr baa Proved (km Daailrua li Canned by Germ. Selene It dontg wonder these days In mctllclno ax well aa In mechanics. Bltica Adam lived, the human race lini been troubled with dandruff, for which no hnir "Of course you are too youug to I preparation hiu heretoforo proved a sue. to understand your own capabilities p,-,sf,,l cure unt II Newbro'e llvrplcldo was and-er-and any lurking talents which i p,lt,?n "j1' " J!' you may ro..yut you must ! ttfc not give tip or be discouraged. Some v nip to get at the root of the Imir. of the great geniuses of the world only j It -is tho vitality; causing Itching aealp, discovered their gifts at middle age." : falling hair, and fltmlly ImMnr.j. witti- "Well. It's a pltv some of them j llt ,,'"",ru'r hair must r..w luxuriantly. "'" " " m stamps for immpla to The Herpt uuu inRri m i un,. iiu leu uie ap-1 ciua vo., ueiroit. Mien proving attontlou of Mrs. Allan's eve- JAPANESE GOODS New stock of fancy goods just arrived at Yokohama liazaar. Gall and see the latest novelties frtm Japan. C. J. TRENCHARI) Heal Estate, Insurance, Commission end Shipping. CUSTOM HOUSE BROKER. Office 133 Ninth Street, Next to Justice Office. ASTORIA, OREGON. BEST 15 CENT MEAL. You can always, find the best 15-cent meal in the city at the Rising Sun Restaurant. 612 Commercial St glasses. "But If you can consider the question of tt career or should feel any special predilectlou" "That's it." Polly nodded her head until the snowtlakea scattered lu rain drops from her hat. "That's Just what Eagle Drug 8tore, 351-353 Bond St., Owl Drug Store. 549 Com. St, T. F. I aurln. Prop. "Special Agent" I'arla Coart Trial. The deinnnd for seats at a I'arla court trial Is utilised by the poor to I do feel. Colonel Hartwell-a special j ,um n ho,w"t frunc' Tne wurtroonw predilection. "For what, iu the name of sense, Pol ly Allan?" Mrs. Allan leaned forward In amazement "For Jack." Polly smiled assuredly, aud slipped her hand Into the one that sought tt. "He's going to be the object of my career." There was a tense silence. The colo nel stariil frownlngly at Mrs. Allan, and Mrs. All.ui looked back at him with conflicting sensations. The para mount one was a small but solid sense of amused satisfaction iu the colonel's utter discomfiture. "Shall it be college or the mines, Mur raj :" she asked. The colonel squared his shoulders. He had met honorable defeat before and could face It like a soldier and a gentleman. "Neither, madam, neither. Seeing, as it Is, l'olly and her career are at stake, I give my consent and wish her all suc cess." Jack stretched out his disengaged hand. "You blessed old dad!" he said, aud the colonel had the honors of war. usually admit of but forty visitors other than the regular court officer. It Is eominou for a crowd to collect In front of tho court many hours before the door Is open and wait patiently In line. Just In-fore the trial begins, when the door ar open, these men. who have perhaps lieeu standing all night lu the rain, are glad to sell their places for n few francs. Order Your Calendar for 1906 ller fiinrlunlnn. "I've gut iiiv opinion of a woman that can't cook." growled William Ho Kikkur. glaring at his better half. "I suppose that if our cook would get married I'd starve to death;" "You needn't worry about that, Wil liam," said Mrs. Ie K. gently. "Our cook has been married once, and I don't consider It at all likely that she would eare to" But her Irate smiiiso hail slammed the door behind him. Cleveland Leader. first-class meal ir 15c; nice cake, coffee.J! pie, or doughnuts, oc, at LT. S. Restaur ant. 434 Bond St BAY VIEW HOTEL E. GLASER, Prop. Bern Cooking, Comfortable Beds, Reason able Rates andjNice Treatment ASTORIA HOTEL Comer Seventeenth and Duane Sts. T5 cents a day and up. Meals 20 cents. Board and lodging 4 per week. WOOD! WOOD! WOOD Cord weed, mill wood, box wood, any kind of wood at lowest prices. Kelly, th transfer man. 'Phone 2211 Black, Bam on Twelfth, opposite opera house. Dr. C. Gee Wo ONDERFUl HOMS TREATMENT Tata wanearfal Ck wmm aocur It oaU4 f TO much (fee an wtlaoat open aaa taal are giTro op a aH. He cure alia (ban wondcrftil ;bi ata bcrfaa, rtxu, buda. lam and Mceubln feat an taOrMT man a BMSleal Ki eaat la thai awatrr. taaw aarmlaai reinadln ih.l Cunon Auetor mot lae aeUoa of rrr mm ai eat rem. eBM, which he enrcfee folly aaea la tlhnu a He (naumnteee u cure at, loot, throat, rhranadam. wkd. imr. tinoen, eic: aa Bnoalala. Cham morleTBtA. Call eatf ate alov Patlenta oal of th ey wrM let aaotke aa4 cirenlar. In .r.i.. OOKaxn. TATION NUCK. ADDKltMH The C Gu Wo Chinese HoSdae Ok 2M Mitt SU. I "THAT'S JTST WHAT I DO FE1X. COI.ONKL HABTWKLL A SPECIAt, VKEDILECTIOK." tients and Florence's copies of old mas ters, he did not feel that either affirma tion or denial was called for. "And at eighteen they had nil decid ed definitely what they wanted to make of themselves, while l'olly Murray Elartwell, when I asked Polly this morning if 6he hud even the vaguest sort of an inclination toward any oc cupation in the world, what do you nup pose she said? She told me that she hoped some day to he the mother of as many charniin daughters as I hail, and If they were half as iinieh worry as mine were she thought she would have occupation enough. Murray, are you laughing at me':" The colonel leaned his head hack and laughed heartily in spite of the iieeiis ius. reproachful stare of Mrs. Allan's eyeglasses. "It's just like l'olly to say that." he explained. "And. hy .love. I helieve -:;e means it to.), it l were a n;:i younger-say thirty ye;irs-IM Puve ; try myself and en'-minine l:er in her chosen career. I'.y .love. I would in died. 'vL...;n Sarah! Tolly's a mighty pretty, level headi-l little Kirl. ami I'll be bound she's a o 1 i i jk." "If it V'-re Jack's career that was at st;'ke ; ou 'vituldu t turn a serious prob lem of this kind jut j a joke. What if ills only ambition in life wen- to be married?" The colonel's face sobered suddenly it the tliotr.-'it. Jack --debonair, twenty-:v.-o-ye.ii'-')id Jack- married! "lint it's absurd. Sarah. Jack's a nan. It's different. One expects such ! ill a ;!rl's liead. the s.iiiie a. a fur j.-,. cre-iiji ur rose c,l ir or i! i'cees. !nt J ick is ambitious arc ; ,. ,!' d mid -.veil started in I is profit iio-.v. !'.y Jo-, c. I'm pr ci 1 of the i y I Mi indeed. lie's a tine fellow. t ke after his dad. IJtit married';" ! V. A Few Precious Japanese Swords FOR SALFAT Yakhoma - Bazar. Phooe'.'lT5 Red. Open Day and.Niglit. The Astoria Restaurant MAN H1NG, Proprietor. Fine meals served at all boors. Oysters served in any style. Game in season. 3U9 Bund Street, Cor. 9tli. fAstoria, Ore. colonel le.uufl back his bead and '."')',!: Mother laic'h. ' Why. if the yoniu' ra-cal even sul' ;rcstl such a tliiuu I'd lire him back to college or scad Lira down to iiu? mine to work off ar attack of romance on the brain." "And yet you censure me f jr desirlm; something better f r folly than mere marriage." V.r. Allan's tone was ai prleved. "I tliof.'bt surely that you would nnder:tMid and sympathize with me. Murray, and your Influence might possibly direct l'olly Into makiw? some sort of a choice.'' 'Vit 'i minute." The colonel rose from his deep chair near the tire. There v,a the slam of the front door and the sound of quick, light steps In the hull. 'Tome and get warm before you o home, Jick." culled a voice. "There's a fire here In the study." The lonpr, dark green portieres parted, and Polly stssl In the doorway, tall, blithely youthful and pink as a rosebud where the wind had teased the color to her face. ThcroVere snowflakes clliift lnK to her big brown hat and to her furs, but she was merry eyed and hap py, suspiciousry happy, the two In the study thotight. "Hello, dad." Jack's face looked over ter shoulder. "Awful glad you're here We've leen for a trot along the drive Polly end I." "I thought that yon were upstairs studying with iVk. Polly." said Mrs Allau, "but an long as you are here you may come In. The colonel and I havr been talking of your career." Wanted a Blc "Dar'l." A newspaper tells the story of a storekeeper hi a country town who, after twice tcHins a yotiag taaa that he had no "onions," reverted to the matter after the customer had gone. "I declare," he said, "I do' know but what it was lagans that feller want ed!" A similar tale is told by a young wo man who, ireing in search of a barrel to catch rain water, applied to the village liitike per. "Have you a hogshead that I could buy';" she said, with the careful enun ciation that she had learned In child hood. The Innkeeper shmik his head. "Not any sort of hogshead?" she asked, with gentle persistence. "1 thought you must have a good many." "I wonder what set you thinking that?" said the landlord, looking as If he considered her demented. "I haven't) kep' a single hog for ten years back, and when I did keep 'em I never had any call for their heads." It was the young woman's turn to look horrified. "Oh, I don't know anything about hogs' heads!" she said excitedly. "I want a hogshead, an old molasses hogshead or something." The landlord hsked at her, and light I dawned at last. "I believe you mean you want a hugshud," he said, smiling broadly. "You step this way and take your choice of what I've got." HiBrala YaWl. "Doctor." said a fashionable belle, "what do you think of tight hieing?" The doctor solemnly replied, 'Mud am. all I can say Is that the more a woman's waist is shajted like an hour glass the sooner will her sands of life run out." 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