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THE MORNING ASTORIA N, ASTOhlA. OREGON.
WCDNESDAYt DECEMBER 21. 1904
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PROOFESSIONAL CARDS.
FREDERICK V. MOHN, M. D,
Physician an) Surgeon.
Office and residence, ovar Pateraon
Brown's. Offlca houra: I to 11:30 a. m.,
and I to 4:30 p. nv; evenings, to t
Sunday By Appointment
DR. J. A. REGAN
Dentist.
Offlca orer A. V. Allen's Store,
Offlca houra, to II and I to 5.
JAY TUTTLE, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEON
Acting AnUuutt 8otfaa
U. S. atarla Hospital Service.
Offlca houra: It to 11 s-m. 1 to 4:19 ivm.
ITT Commarclal 8treet. tnd Hoot.
Dr. RHODA C. HICKS
OSTEOPATHIST
MaaseU Bldf . ITS Commarclal Bt
FHONB BLACK SO.
C W. BARR, D. D. S.
Has Opanad Dental Parlors In Raoma
817-818, Tha Dekum,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
Where ha will bo pleated to
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Dr. VAUGHAN,
Dentist
Pythian Building, Astoria, Or Ron.
Dr. T. L. BALL
DENTIST
U4 Commarclal street. Astoria Ora.
Dr. W. C. LOGAN
DENTIST
678 Commercial St, Shanaban Building
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The Disturbing i
Element
By John Barton Oxford
UiptfritfM. HK.it. n-t(tAMd
The naturalist waa vaguely disturbed.
He paddled back to camp slowly with
listless stroke, as If he were prone to
turn back. Now and then he ceased
paddling and gated thoughtfully
through the darkening underbrush of
the woods.
Ited twilight waa falling, and against
the flaming western sky the tree tope
made sharp, black silhouettes. Beneath
the pluea the blubtack shadows were
deepening. Countless voices drifted
out to htm drowsily the atlll air, but
the naturalist gave m heed to the sub
limity of the approaching forest night
nor did be hew toe gentle drone Into
which the myriad voltes blended them
selves. The only vision hit eyes beheld was
that of a smlltrvg, graceful girl waving
a white hand to him from the eloping
bank by the camp, add the only sound
in hla ears waa hr Henry laughter as
she stood by her father's side and
shouted a goodby.
It waa because of this that the natu
ralist waa vaguely disturbed. Hereto
fore the wood and their occupants had
chained hla'emj thought Now be
was aware that rvary primary thought
centered about the girl and that every
thing else was hut a sorry second to
her.
The naturalist had been In the woods
all winter. It was hlf Intention to cor
rect several fallacies absurd, but none
the less popular concerning the bea
ver. With this Idea In, mind be had !
built a camp on the upper waters of
the Little Otter, wltbln easy reach of
several promising beaver dama, and
here he and his two guides bad passed
the winter. A very profitable winter
the naturalist had considered It, for by
close observation he hsd proved be
yond the shadow of a doubt that the
beaver was much maligned to the pop
ular science of fh day. He was bully
preparing a book to be brought out In
the early summer giving the beaver
hla doe and undeceiving that portion
of the reading publV which thirsts for
natural history In a popular vein.
In the late rprtng, when the natural
ist waa writing the last few chapters
of his book, Colonel Strong bad come
op to the Little Ofter for trout and
salmon. The colonel's camp wss a
mile below the naturalist's a distance
Inconsequential to so strong a paddler
as the latter. The colonel had brought
with blm his daughter, a tactful,
THal OIBL OAVC VIM A OAT WkLOOMB.
charming girl, wtrh a frank enthusiasm
for the wilderness In general and the
Little Otter In particular.
Bloce Miss Strong's advent Into tht
wilderness the beavers bad suffered
gross neglect Those last few chap
ters of "The Beaver as He Really Is"
progressed but slowly. The naturalist
ought bis desk only late at night or
at odd hours In the early morning. The
rest of the time he was at the colonel's
camp.
He took Hiss Strong to the beaver
dama to explain to her the Intricacies
of their construction; he taught her
the peat casts for trout and salmon;
be paddled her to the salmon boles up
and down the stream. And all this
tlme a realisation grew upon the nat
uralist that the woods and their occu
pants were not sufficient to his hap
piness. Three weeks went by all too quickly.
The colonel had announced his Inten
tion to start for home two days later.
As the naturalist paddled homeward In
the red twilight he became suddenly
aware that two (Says later the woods
would be quite different This great
calm, comforting forest would become
a hateful, sterile desert without Miss
Strong. The naturalist dug bis paddle
viciously into the water. "Great
BcottI This lmtecile mooning must be
stopped here and now I"
He hurried te remaining distance
berk to camp tod endeavored to con
centrate bis mind on the long neglect
ed conclusion of bis book. But con
centration Is difficult when the forest
Is enshrouded In a soft spring night
After an hour's fruitless labor the
naturalist stalked down to the bank
of the stream and lighted his pipe. He
aid many thlnga about beavers that
you will search (or vainly In his pub
llshod work, ltiat on the lmuk until
the round utoott, Hearing the full, came
creeping above) the tree tope. Then
he suddenly arwe with the air of
mail considerably startled.
"tlood heavens," lie said, with odd
anxiety in his voice, "I'm lu love wltb
the girl!"
Two minutes Inter the canoe slid
noiselessly Into the water, and tut
naturalist paddled down atreasu with
unseemly haste.
Aa he came around the bend above
the colonel' camp be saw the girl sit
ting quite alone ticfor a smoldering
Dre near the bank. He paddled to tht
bank and pulled up hla canoe.
The girl gave him a gay welcome,
"Hut you said when you left at sun
set that yuud becu neglecting yout
beavers," she reminded him. "Areu'
you ueglectlug them now)"
"Yes, I am. aald he. 'Tin coin
pletely out of harmony with every
thing here. A disturbing element has
crept Into the wilderness."
The girl raised her brows.
"It's you," said the naturalist abort
"IT ahe questioned,
"Yea. you," said he. "The forest
used to be sufficient t me. Now
Isn't"
"I'm sorry," she aald euletly.
"And I'm not," said be, with vehe
mence.
She turned and regarded him archly
"Remember," she mid. quoting a for
mer remark of hla, "Ibe beaver has
been grosaly mlarepreetnted.' "
"it him coutlsue to be," said tht
naturalist
There was silence for a moment.
Then the naturalist came nearer the
fire and stood looking down at the
girl.
"I wish I were a poet Instead of
scientist" aald he.
"WhyT she asked.
"I want to toll ydu I love you, and
scientific research doesn't seem
to
qualify one for such as undertaking,1
be aald.
The girl laughed nervously. She
studied the toe ef her shoe for a pe
riod.
"It might not be so flowery as poetry
but If If It were sclantlQc It would be
exact, wouldn't ur
The naturalist bad one regret As
he paddled up etrouro he wanted to
chant a "Te Deum," but be dldn'
know how.
Hla tiaaear.
Bene tor Jim Kair bad two marked
cli-ineterlRSIev-o-oitrmj and love of
Joking. He never forgot frugality In
bfc ctcuaive butLitata, and he ereu
made hla own economy a subject for
humor.
Once while puttering around over the
Comstock be slipped and started feet
flrat down a deep, narrow shaft. There
was a long, coutlnuous wooden ladder
reaching to the bottom, with its every
twelfth rung of iron to atrengthen the
structure. Down thla be sped.
"When I found myself slldln' down
toward the center of the earth.": aald
the senutor, who used to enjoy telling
the story, "I thought It was time to
begin dolu' souiethlu', so I couiiuenc
ed to grab at the ladder rungs. As I
weut down I broke every single one of
them wooden sticks. This chucked th
speed of my fall, and I landed 'bout
thouwnd feet belbw, badly shook up,
but not hurt."
"Hut wbat ulu you do when you
came to the iron "ins?" be was asked.
"Oh, I Just sklvped 'cm. Couldn't
afford to break 'em. Wood waa cheap,
but Iron was then durued dear on the
Coratock."-8aii Francisco Call.
A Jornbt Clerar
Tie Kev. Mat'jfcr liyles of Boston,
who preached there In 1770, one fast
day effected an elcbango with a coun
try clergyman and each went on
horseback to tha appointed place.
They met by the way, and Dr. Uyles
no sooner saw hit friend approaching
tha a be put spurs to bis horse and
passed him at full gallop. "Wbat la
the matter?" cried the other In a ton
iahment "Why so fat Brother
Bylesr Brother Byles shouted ovar
hla shoulder, without slackening
speed, "It Is fast day!" One day
when be was busy in nature; some Hat
upon bis doors bi exclude the cold s
parishioner called to him, "The wind
bloweth where It llsteth, Dr. Byles!"
"Yet, sir," replied the doctor, "and
man llsteth where the wind bloweth."
He eras once arrested as a Tory, con
vlctsd and sentenced to confinement
on board a guardshlp to be sent to
England with hla family In forty days.
A sentinel waa placed over blm. He
was removed, replaced and again re
moved. "I hart been guarded, re
garded and disregarded," aald the doc
tor. He spoke humorously of hla sen
tinel at his "obserfe-a-Tory."
He .1a ta Bras;.
"Sir," began a creditor who met one
of bis victims In the street "I ent you
a bill In January."
"Yes, sir,"
"And again In ApriL"
"Yes, sir."
"And again in July."
"Yes, sir."
"And I presume you received one the
other day."
"I did. sir."
"Well, sir; well, slrr flustered the
creditor.
"Well, you needn't feel so stuck up
over it" replied the other as be lighted
a cigar. "There are firms In this town
who tend me bills every month In the
year, and they never stop me In the
street to brag about It either. I detest
uch egotism, air. Good morning."
Tlt-Blts.
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