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About Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987 | View Entire Issue (March 20, 1914)
in PM (i I orry Remorse always "gets you" when you have been neglectful of the Stomach, - Liver arid Bowels and have al lowed a spell of Bilious ness or Indigestion to develop but be of good cheer, and try a bottle of HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters It will help you back to health. Start today. J Ask for Catalog No. 110. Cheering Him Up. "It's not everybody I'd put to sleep in this room," said the motherly old landlady to her lodger, who had come to that remote district on account of a RerioiiB nervous breakdown. "This room Is full of tender associa tions to me. My first husband died in hat bed, with his head on that vr y pillow. My dear father passed away an that sofa under the window. He was a spiritualist and. he vowed he would appear in this room again after Jeath, though I've never seen any thing of him yet. My poor nephew, William, fell dead with heart disease right where you are standing. He was studying to be a doctor and there are two whole skeletons and six abnormal livers preserved In spirits in that press yonder, while that bottom drawer is full of odd bones and skulls. He Used to do a lot of vivisecting up here when he was alive. "Well, good night, and pleasant dreams' London Tit-Bits. 10 'CENT "CASCARETS" IF BILIOUS OR COS" IVE For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, Sluggish Liver and Bowels They work while you sleep. "Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indlges ' lion. Sallow Skin and Miserable Head aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your stomach to become filled with undl seated food, which sours and ferments like garbage in a swill barrel. That's the' first step to untold misery indl . xratlon. foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental fears, everything that is 'horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret tonight will give your constipated bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep a 10-cent box from yonr druggist win keep you feel Ing good for montls. Putting Them Away. "Tour wife seems to have had a happy Christmas." "Yes; nearly every gift she got will do to pass along next year. It Is such . a comfort to her to know that she has her Christmas shopping for 1914 prac tically done." Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first iut up 40 years ago. They regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and dov. la. Sugar-coated tiny granules. The Bookkeeper's Mistake. Travers (phoning tailor) What do you mean by sending a bill with my new suit? I consider it an insult. Tailor (meekly) Very sorry, sir, It'a the new bookkeeper's fault; he evidently got you mixed up with those who pay. Boston Transcript. Victory. We'V says the philosopher of Tolly, "I Just won my case against the scoundrel who took my house away from me. My lawyer's going to move iato it next week." Cleveland Plain .Deal. pf 'Diamond Qa"'V)j!M$5j I 111 CATALOG 11 4 PLANTERS GUIDE IrsI Lilting tha W of every- MyS'lflft l&'i tKmg lor Market Md Horn wVf'awt Bs Cardeni A reliable refer- lli cnee &fe and depend- I ,l tle guide to jrouipuichaaea. Iv I P VTA Quarter of a Ce JS TM4 tary of Success in tewing migjl sK NoTthuiettern Crou)er$ i'B V pialihe us to lr$l 'Klfesr JJW' MODERN DAY ROMANCE STORY OP A PRINCE OF ' AND A DANCER. INDIA Wooing Ended Happily, Though It Was Not Conducted at In the Glorloua ' Days of Beauty and Chivalry. Ah! as we exclaim when a rocket goes up. Ah! Let us take our minds from sordid affairs so that our emo tions can vibrate over a sweet ro mance a romance shining with love and especially with paternal devotion. It is the romance of the maharanee of Kapurthala, Indja, who is now touch ing these shores with her husband, who waB once, and we feel sure still Is, her lover. We pulsate rapturously as we read of the substantial proof he gave of his love, and we thrill conclu sively when the publicity agent tells us of how dearly her father held her. Strange to say, this lovely Indian princess is, or was, a Spaniard a Spanish dancer. When the prince of India saw her dance he immediately fell on his knees and besought her to change her name from plain Anita Delgado to sonorous maharanee of Ka purthala. Dear, old dad objected to having the fine old Castillan strain grafted on to Oriental royalty and told little Annie's glittering suitor to vamose, which is Spanish' for decamp. But Instead of folding his tent like an Arab and silently sneaking back to Kapurthala, what did the swart but spangled lover do? ,Dld he murder the doting Delgado and flee with the pul chrltudinous daughter? No. Did he ride off with her like a Lochnlvar out of the East? No. Did he Romeo around her dormer window? No. Did he strum a plaintive guitar and in duce her to elope by the light of the moon? No. Then what did he do? " Let the news item tell it In its own way: "The maharanee of Kapurthala, In dia, and her husband are visiting in the United States. The maharanee formerly was a Spanish dancer named Anita Delgado. Her father objected to the attentions of the Indian prince to his daughter. The maharajah over came the parental objections by giving her father $6,000." How much more efficacious than writing Petrarch's sonnets to Laura, or Dante's poems to Beatrice the sim ple writing of a $6,000 checkl Let us sit by the borderland of old romance In the twilight: Where glitter hauberk, helm, and lance. And banner waves, and trumpet sounds, And ladles ride with hawk on wrist. And mlithty warriors sweep along. Magnified by the purple mist. The dusk of centuries and of song and let us dream upon the magic and the wonder and the glory and the power of a $6,000 check! Activities of Women. New York storekeepers employ over 60,000 extra girls during the holiday season. From 1901 to 1911 the mortality due to cancer among women has Increased 22 per cent. . Women In Switzerland who gradu ate in theology will hereafter be en titled to the status of the clergy. Mrs. Philip N. Moore has been ap pointed a member of the Provisional Alumnae council of Vassar college. - The Women's Municipal party has been formed in London which will be strictly non-poiltlcal and will repre sent women as women. Instead of helping women it Is claimed that the new Ohio labor law has driven them out of trades to be superseded by men. Girls who are reared In dire poverty are 100 per cent. 1 more likely to go wild than those who have had better opportunity. About 4,000 girls are banded togeth er In their various colleges under the Women's Intercollegiate Student Gov. ernment association. Health Note. A Chicago physician says: "Good health demands that the mouth be kept closed while asleep." Cases are known where a man's health would be in better condition if he'd kept his mouth closed while awake. Stormy Is Right. The married life of Mrs. Ada BUz card, who Is applying for a divorce from her husband in Sidney, probably became so tempestuous that she Just couldn t weather the storm any long er. Youngstown Telegram. What Concerned Him. A little boy rolled down the stairs to his mother's feet. While she stood horror-stricken he hurriedly picked himself up, felt in his trousers pocket, then Bald, in consternation, "Gosh, I lost that penny!" Knew 'Dr. Blgblll. "Well, well," said Dr. Blgblll, as he met a former patient on the street, "I'm glad to see you again, Mr. Brown. How are you this morning?" "First, doctor," said Mr. Brown, cautiously, ! it coBt anything to tell you?" so as they please now Mrs. De Vote No Longer Attempts to Make Her Family Eat Hyglenically. I did not see you at the domestic iclence lecture yesterday," said Mrs. rwinkler. "No," answered Mrs. De Vote. 'There is no use in my studying do mestic science." Why not? They tell you Just what foods are to be fed to children to make hem grow in a healthful manner and Jevelop properly." My children don't want to hear about foods that are good for . them. Neither does my husband. I don't dare tell them that a certain food is good (or them. They will never touch it If I io. They think it in the medicine class. - . "I used to feed them rice. Rice, as learned when I attended the lectures, Is rich In protein, and the body re quires a certain amount of protein. ' "I explained It all to my husband and the boys and that settled the rice ques tion forever. They said they ' didn't care for drugs with their meals. They said they ate for the fun of the thing; not for their health. They made all sorts of fun of me Mr. De Vote would say: 'Have some protelds, boys,' and the boys would re jpond, 'Sidetrack 'em, dad.' "It was the same with albuminous foods. They wouldn't eat eggs. They said they didn't care for albumen. 1 quit Just in time or they would have abandoned their cereal in the morn ing, s "Some people want to be ill, anyway It would be a deprivation to them not to be ill. Suppose old Uncle Witter kop should cure himself of all his ail ments by eating proper foods. Whal a lot of good fun he would miss! "Uncle Witterkop likes to take medl cine. He can have more fun with suet symptoms as he can extract than h can with a Japanese puzzle or a cheml can experiment. It is science, philoso phy and mental exercise to him to fln! out his symptoms. They are his com panions morning, noon and night. When he discovers a new symptom he feels. that life is worth living. Hi hurries to the medicine chest with ai elastic step. He is anxious to see whal his favorite remedy will do to that ne symptom. If the remedy wins h smiles with delight. If the sympton wins he rubs his hands. It is a splen did game. 'It would be a shame to feed Uncli Witterkop properly and thus deprivi him of all that sport. "So I have decided to drop the lec tures and let things take their course.' Japanese Superstition. If a guest leaves a Japanese hote without paying his bill, a broom ii dressed up, his name is attached to it and it is inverted as a sign of dlsre spect, W. L. Hildburgh said In a lec ture on Japanese popular magic befori the Japan society, a London corre spondent of the New York Sun writes Complaint, he added, Is tuen madi to the figure, and it is ordered to brini the money next day. Farmers hea beans to find out what the weather ii going to be, and sacrifice a blacl horse If they want rain. Paper amu lets are used during thunderstorm! and shopkeepers at the end of eacl year conduct demon dispelling cere monies. . To avoid litigation' the person whi fears It bathes In the twilight on thi fourth day of the . fourth ' month. Ii villages wells are covered over durlni eclipses of the moon, as the people be lieve that poison drops from the sk; at that time. Good Help. A 6 cent lump of smooth or rougl pumlcestone Is a valuable help at th kitchen sink. Use It to remove al sorts of stains from the hands; alsi to scour oft burnt food from granlti ware. It will not chip the' ware ai a knife' does, not injure in any way It also cleans and at the same tlm sharpens steel knives. On London. Tourist (in London) "It . certalnl; took a bunch of bobbies to arrest tha silk-hatted guy! What did he do? Cabby "W'y, that bleedin blitha hain't pinched. 'E's a hemlnent states man goin' to luncheop! Judge. Good Advice. An editor, in reply to a young wrl ter who wished to know which maga sine would give him the highest pc sition quickest, advised "a powde magazine, especially If you contrit ute a fiery article." The Great Majority. Any approximate estimate of tit number of persons who have dlei since the beginning of the human rao is out of the question; but there la m doubt that their number far exceed that of the present population of th World, as expressed In the saying, ' go over io the great majority," I to die. . Wrong. He who says misfortune drove hin to drink Is putting the cart befon the horse, USES FOR THE MARSH MALLOW Delicious 8wet 8andwlch May Be . Made From Confection Good In Either. Salad or Dessert. A new and delicious sweet sandwich Is made as follows: Melt some marsh mallows, in a granite dish in hot wa ter, add two tablespoonfuls of syrup from preserved ginger, one tablespoon ful of finely chopped ginger and the same of finely ground walnuts or al monds. Mix well together and spread on thin buttered bread. For a dainty salad use diced marsh mallows, walnut meats, seeded white grapes and a few cherries to give a touch of color, Serve in a nest of green and Juet before serving cover with sweetened lemon Juioa and, If desired, a dash of sherry. For a dessert make a plain lemon Jelly. Just as it beeins to set. beat in a cup of diced marshmallows. Serve wun wmpped cream. A delicious dessert Is made by scooping out the inside of stale cup cakes. Fill the cakes with marshmal lows cut very fine, Just a dash of lemon and a spoonful of any good Jam. Put in a hot oven Just before serving, heat quickly and serve with any pudding sauce or cream. Something fine is made from an angel cake baked in layers and put to gether with chopped nuts and marsh mallows. Squares of hot gingerbread, put to gether with diced marshmallows and any tart Jelly, makes a dessert that is sure to meet with approval BOTH FRUIT PRESS AND SIEVE Invention Particularly Useful During the Time of Putting Up Deli cacies for Winter. A Pennsylvania man has patented a press and sieve to be used In the preparation of fruit and vegetables for the table and for the making of Jel lies. A metal frame holds a semi-circular' sieve, which Is removable. A Handy In Preserving Time. ' handle with a roller attachment is locked Into place by two thumb screws on the frame, but Is left free to move up . and down and back and( forth in the bowllike cavitay of the sieve and press through the latter the fruit, or vegetables it holds. In the case of fruit, for Instance, It presses out the substance and leaves the skins behind, and for vegetables it comes in handy to mash potatoes and perform such duties. A tray or a bowl beneath the press catches the substance that comes through the sieve. Don't Hurry Vinegar. In a cool cellar elder that has had "mother," or cider vinegar, ai ded to it reaches a marketable condition a whole year sooner than when "moth er" has not been added.. But vinegar should never be added to cider that has not completed alcoholio fermen tation, because the power of the acid doesn't help the work at all. Some farmers make a practice of adding fresh apple Juice to other vinegar stock wishing to "make vinegar quick ly." It won't make. The sugar of the Juice has first to undergo alcoholic ferment before the acetic fermentation can begin. Otherwise the apple Juice only checks and prevents the working. Chestnut Salad. The chestnuts are shelled, blanched, peeled and boiled gently in salted wa ter until they are mealy. Then drain and pour over them, while yet warm, a little French dressing. Set aside to cool. Do not mix until ready to send to the table. Then have ready an equal quantity of sweet oranges cut In dice and dressed with oil and lemon Juice, a pinch of salt and a dash of paprika. Add a few spoonfuls of whipped cream to a good stiff mayonnaise and blend all together. Would Still Be Unsatisfied. The woman who is sorry for herself because she had to earn her living out side the home is the very woman who would be sorry for herself earning her living Inside the home. "Autobiog raphy of a Happy Woman," in Satur day Evening Post. Gossip of the Aristocracy. '1 thought that girl would become a social queen." "So did I. But she missed it by mar rying a Prince of Good Fellows Instead of a king of France." fAKE THIS MAN'S ADVICE tRY THE GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY It always gives me pleasure to rec immend anything that Is right and so ( feel it my duty to herald the praises )f Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root For years I was troubled with kid ley disease and it was so intense that .was bedridden for days at a time. I ;ave up all hope and doctors for miles iround gave me no help. Incidentally tried, several patent remedies and at last tried Swamp-Root From the first it gave me relief and It was no time before I was able to be up and around and now I am perfectly well and able to work as I used to before my terri ble sickness. 1 So now let me thank you for your wonderful discovery and take this op portunity to recommend it to all who suffer from kidney troubles. Yours very truly, WALTER SHIVER, Hope, Ark. Subscribed and sworn to before me, this 25th day of March, 1912. A. V. WARE, Notary Public. Letter 'jo Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton, N. Y. Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample size bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable information, telling about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stores. And So It Was. An English minister, who guarded his morning study hour very carefully told the new maid that under no cir cumstances were callers to be admit ted except, of course, he added in case of life and death. Half an hour later the maid knocked at his door. "A gentleman to see you, sir." "Why, I thought I told you " "Yes, I told him," she replied, "but he says it is a question of life and death!"1 So he went downstairs and found an Insurance agent. Pittsburg Chron icle. Bullets That Come Back. Speaking about a purchase of a large quantity of zinc instead of sheet lead for the manufacture of coffins, two men interested in metals Joined in the following discussion: "That is a final consumption," said one. "That metal never comes back into the market.". "There are others," remarked his friend. "Shot and bul lets, for example." "You are only par tially correct," replied the first "Some of the bullets come back. They are so economical and so well organized in Germany that after military target practice the soldiers have to pick up and account for all the lead they have tired. They are no theorists about conservation over there. They are practitioners." Engineering Journal. Llebe Jugehd! Teacher Tommy Slimson, have you any good excuse for being late? Tommy (beaming) Yes, ma'am. ' Teacher What is it? Tommy WaffleB. Harper's Bazar. WOMAN WOULD NOT GIVE OP Though Sick and Suffering; At Last Found Help in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound. Richmond, Pa. " When I Btarted taking Lydia E. Pinkham'B Vegetable compound I was in a dreadfully rundown state of health, had internal trou bles, and was so ex tremely nervous and prostrated that if I had given in to my feelings I would have been in bed. As it was I had hardly strength at times tft Fia nn mv feet and what I did do was by a great effort I could not sleep at night and of course felt very bad in the morning, and had a steady headache. "After taking the second bottle 1 no ticed that the headache wsi Tint an had I rested better, and my nerves were stronger. I continued ita two nntil it made a new woman of me, and now I can nanny realize that I am able to do SO much OS I do. Whenever T woman in need of a good medicine I nigniy praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound." Mrs. Frank Clark, 8146 N. Tulip St, Richmond.Pa. "Women Have Been Telling TTomea for forty years how Lydia E. Pinkham's Veeretabla ("VimnnnnI Vioo voDfn.aJ tu..l- ---.fv.. mud owiVU health when suffering with female ills. iiiia accounts xortne enormous demand for it from coast to coast If you are troubled with any ailment peculiar to women why don't you toy Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound? It will pay you to do so. Lydia E. Pink bam Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.